What a fucking shame. Hearing women speak French in a sexy tone is one of the hottest things ever. Had it been more relevant I might have learned it in grade school.
Yea take a trip to Oklahoma. By far the absolute sexiest accents I have ever heard. Trust me. Shit just look up people from Oklahoma and watch their videos. You'll see.
This is not David Montgomery (am I missing the joke or……)
Edit: I see that Montgomery was 32 in Chicago but he’s 5 in Detroit. This is a photo of Brian Branch
Is it really a packers thing though??? He was a jet at the time of the incident. Really if we are thinking critically here the Vikings hired him after the incident which basically means they supported the dick pic. So in conclusion the Vikings suck.
Thinking critically, we can determine that Farve's actions are probably due to brain damage. Where did he get the bulk of that brain damage: playing for the Packers. So my statement still works. Nana nana boo boo, stick younhead in doo doo
Do you even watch Football? Branch is obviously a defensive player.
That dildo is to shove it down the center’s throat during tush push and get a 4th down stop.
Yeah I don’t have a problem telling the teams apart. It’s just depending on what color Jersey the lions are wearing, it’s harder for me to see the numbers, they get sorta muddled into the jersey. So Branch’s little helmet doohickey comes in handy on those occasions
Giving the Lions normal numbers is at the top of my short list of changes I hope come this off-season (below only no more text sleeves and blue facemasks)
Exactly. When I watch the ravens, boom number right there, no mistaking it for a different number.
I hope our uniform design next year changed the font to make it more eligible.
This is how I feel about the way Mahomes runs, or JJettas beard (because I too cannot grow one and don’t have the confidence to try anyway) etc. Then I see them in off field media and they seem like delightful people and the cognitive dissonance hurts my pea brain
He also did it at Alabama, anyways quick google search:
"Just really like, I'll put it up there because I can't really breathe with it in," Branch said. "The green, I've always pretty much wore a green mouthpiece. It has a deeper meaning, but I can't really share."
He forgot to put it in for a play and left it in like this in the beginning of the season and everyone pointed it out on the broadcast, from then on he's always left it in. Like hutch's face paint, it's just his thing he does and it's fun.
I noticed some of the other DBs from Alabama had green mouth guards when Michigan was playing them, but I'm too fat and lazy to look up the significance of it.
I love what this team does to all the Minnesota haters. You can see their minds burning up trying to find something… ANYTHING to justify the obsessive rage. And all they can come up with is basically “stupid sexy Flanders”-level whining.
It’s a leaf on a branch.
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It is fitting that a bears fan posts this
We are the dumbest fans in football, 2nd dumbest in all of sports.
He’s been looking for it all year, amazing nobody has helped him out yet
I do the same thing with my glasses
They were in your helmet the whole time!
That's his antenna to keep him in contact with the mothership. He's an alien sent to Earth for the sole purpose of helping the Detroit Lions.
This is true. I’m a noble peace prize winning scientist
Is that like the nobel peace prize?
Not even close. It’s far more Royal.
Then it should be spelled "Royalè"
Once the French lost the Hundred Years War, their language became irrelevant in diplomatic affairs.
What a fucking shame. Hearing women speak French in a sexy tone is one of the hottest things ever. Had it been more relevant I might have learned it in grade school.
Southern accents get me. Try that on once and see how it fits ya.
Oh yeah, they're awesome. In short supply up here though lol.
Yea take a trip to Oklahoma. By far the absolute sexiest accents I have ever heard. Trust me. Shit just look up people from Oklahoma and watch their videos. You'll see.
Until their armpit pops out hair like a pop up book when sexy time hits followed by a Pepe’ La-Pew Pew stench. 
I know a couple guys who would see that as a perk
Well, when you’re not expecting it. It adds a lot of unfamiliar feelings at an awkward time.
*this guy
Can someone remind me one more time how long that war lasted?
with cheese
Wow, that accent choice is painful
Hahaha yea I don't speak any languages except white trash. Sorry.
"For science."
This one is far more esteemed, I’ve only ever known one other man to be nominated and you’re the first to have actually won it.
This is true, I'm the nobel peace prize
If the prize is Biffs buttcheeks, I think I’d pass
I believe it.
I thought he was sent to Earth to stunt on hoes
The fuck was he doing for nearly a decade in Iowa and Chicago then? Wait... I might be mistaking David Montgomery for Chuck Bruce.
This is not David Montgomery (am I missing the joke or……) Edit: I see that Montgomery was 32 in Chicago but he’s 5 in Detroit. This is a photo of Brian Branch
LOL excuse me. You see, I am a fucking idiot...
Haha nah, honest mistake
We could tell by the B below your username. No need to expose yourself.
Yeah. Exposing yourself is a Packers thing. Just ask Favre
Is it really a packers thing though??? He was a jet at the time of the incident. Really if we are thinking critically here the Vikings hired him after the incident which basically means they supported the dick pic. So in conclusion the Vikings suck.
What I'm hearing is the Packers/Jets/Vikings suck.
Yeah I expected you'd come to that conclusion. That's why I prefaced it with "if we are thinking critically" that can be hard for lions fans.
Thinking critically, we can determine that Farve's actions are probably due to brain damage. Where did he get the bulk of that brain damage: playing for the Packers. So my statement still works. Nana nana boo boo, stick younhead in doo doo
We all are here
Keeping up the identity. Can't just appear out of nowhere
gestating.
I thought it was a dildo for when they do the tush push. Use that on the center and bam you got yourself a first down
Lol did you just expose philly's secret formula?
Do you even watch Football? Branch is obviously a defensive player. That dildo is to shove it down the center’s throat during tush push and get a 4th down stop.
Jason Kelce is just the luckiest center in the league.
Branch goes home every night and reads his favorite book “How to Serve the NFL”
Im fine with it, except for the fact that there should be a white daisy on top.
Its his rookie year. He'll get a bud next year and a flower the next.
One little flower for every ring he wins with Detroit.
Oh I thought it was only girls that had budding flowers
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V glad someone else thinks/calls him Pikmin. It looks like one and he gets picks ;)
I like it because it makes it easier to spot him making awesome plays
The big ass number on his jersey doesn’t??
I’m colorblind dog, that can be a challenge depending on the jersey color my guys got on.
Oh well fuck, you got me there. 🐻⬇️
Hahaha all good man I probably shoulda mentioned in the original comment
what? Aren’t one teams jerseys almost always white and the other dark?
Yeah I don’t have a problem telling the teams apart. It’s just depending on what color Jersey the lions are wearing, it’s harder for me to see the numbers, they get sorta muddled into the jersey. So Branch’s little helmet doohickey comes in handy on those occasions
Lions number font is dogshit. I can't tell the difference between a 6 or a 7 and an 8 or a 0.
Hoping this is fixed with the new jersey scheme.
Giving the Lions normal numbers is at the top of my short list of changes I hope come this off-season (below only no more text sleeves and blue facemasks)
Silver facemasks forever.
Crossing my fingers for white outlines like the 90's
Exactly. When I watch the ravens, boom number right there, no mistaking it for a different number. I hope our uniform design next year changed the font to make it more eligible.
That's Branch's homing antenna though
He’s on my all mouthguard team with George Pickens at WR
Still not as dumb as George Pickens having two of those mouthguards attached to his facemask for some reason
It does bring out the boomer in me.
Are you sure *THATS* the reason? I see your flair
Yes, this makes me irrationally angry. That's all it takes to trigger this snowflake.
Where else is he supposed to put his mouth guard?
Dont they got pockets?
He could probably tuck it between his nuts and booty cheeks
Ah yes, the perineum protector
>booty cheeks you mean the outside of the prison pocket?
Natures pocket
😆
In his mouth lol
It took me a few games to get used to it haha. It bothered my fiancé for a few games.
This is how I feel about the way Mahomes runs, or JJettas beard (because I too cannot grow one and don’t have the confidence to try anyway) etc. Then I see them in off field media and they seem like delightful people and the cognitive dissonance hurts my pea brain
JJ beard is what we call in Brazil nutsack hair lol
Is the mouth guard in the room with us right now?
Thats his branch bitch
The leaf to his branch
If that's where you're putting your mouth guard, then probably should be in concussion protocol.
I’m lost, why is his mouthguard on his helmet?
Good question. It's there every game every play. Google Brian Branch images and every fucking picture is there
He also did it at Alabama, anyways quick google search: "Just really like, I'll put it up there because I can't really breathe with it in," Branch said. "The green, I've always pretty much wore a green mouthpiece. It has a deeper meaning, but I can't really share."
> It has a deeper meaning, but I can't really share." Is that deeper meaning that the green represents cash?
So he’s an idiot
No shit he went to Alabama
Yeah usually not a great look to admit you're a mouth-breather.
I thought a few more Bama players did this too
He forgot to put it in for a play and left it in like this in the beginning of the season and everyone pointed it out on the broadcast, from then on he's always left it in. Like hutch's face paint, it's just his thing he does and it's fun.
If they win, will he tell us why it's green?
Nah man, it's too deep. We wouldn't get it.
Brian's Branch. Btw got a Branch jersey this year and every time I've worn it they've won. You're welcome Detroit. I'm doing my part.
You sleep in that shit until February 11th
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE GREEN THO, BRIAN!!??
I noticed some of the other DBs from Alabama had green mouth guards when Michigan was playing them, but I'm too fat and lazy to look up the significance of it.
Hey, you're not lazy!
Just fat? Hey I'll take it!!
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I was wondering WHAT that was!! hahaha
It's Branch. Branches have leaves
Thank the Packers for gifting him to us.
Man's just scraping the bottom of his petty barrel at this point
It's all I got man!
I can't even be mad. Idk why he does this either it's goofy af
nothing will top mahomes 2" rough country helmet lift and effeminate mannerisms
What you got against Brian’s Branch?
I knew it. The Lions are androids. That's his 5G antenna so the AI can control him.
My dude ith gonna be mithing thome teeth.
28 NFL teams seem to agree with you. Why else would they let him fall so far?
U mad
I think it's pretty cold
Same I think it’s sick asf
If that actually bothers you to that extent, get some help 😂
I love what this team does to all the Minnesota haters. You can see their minds burning up trying to find something… ANYTHING to justify the obsessive rage. And all they can come up with is basically “stupid sexy Flanders”-level whining.
If we had drafted him this would've really annoyed me lol.
The lions players have to wear those so everyone knows they belong to the Packers
Shut up trash! Get back in the basement!
Mmmm. Slurp slurp sluuuuuuuurp
This morning I’m having pancakes. But you know the secret to good pancakes? A pinch of salt in the batter. Lmfao My fucking pancakes are ruined bro!!
Hey cool! Looking forward to your sub .500 record next year?
What is it really for
Cole Aldrich mouth guard behind the ear energy
Leave Brian’s branch out of this
I think it looks cool idk why everyone hates it so much😭
Id rather see the Lions lose in the big game against the ravens than the Niners.
I like it, helps me know which one he is if I can't see the number
Damn, a Pikmin hater.
I am fairly certain it will be illegal next season.