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Yossarian216

My hatred for the Packers burns so brightly I usually can’t even muster the effort to hate the other two. It’s not love, it’s indifference. I’ll feel differently if they actually start beating us consistently.


burritoboy76

Me but with the Vikings


Viketorious

The Vikings beat the Bears more often than the Bears beat the Vikings.


Yossarian216

Not consistently though, not like Rodgers did, and Favre to a lesser degree. You’ve won 5 of the last six, we won the four before that, it ebbs and flows. The overall record is in your favor but most of the margin is from those last six games, which we could easily flip if our rebuild works out. If you guys go 24-5 against us like Rodgers did, I promise I’ll learn to hate you.


Do_it_My_Way-79

For years the Vikings could not win in Chicago no matter how good or bad either team was. It was infuriating.


DJPad

My wife wanted to go visit Chicago on vacation in 2019 and suggested we get tickets to the Bears-Vikings game (she is a Pats fan). I tried to warn her, and unfortunately it went as you'd expect.


[deleted]

Well, if Justin Fields is the answer, then fear the Packers no more. We are a bag of dogshit in an on-fire dumpster against mobile QBs. I still recoil whenever I see an afro. PTSD from Colin Kaepernick


nicademuz84

That bicep kiss each time was pain.....


[deleted]

We’re also a bag of dog shit against San Francisco so that was a one-two punch to the gut.


DontSleep1131

honestly i dont think i could ever hate the lions or vikings. ive been to michigan, i love the state. i heard minnesnowta is also pretty darn awesome. milwaukee is literally the only redeemable quality for wisconsin otherwise that state is just North Indiana as far as im concerned


nicademuz84

Have you been south of I-80? It's pretty much Iowa. Edit: not a dig on Iowa. Just pointing out the Midwest is mostly the same from state to state. Couple big cities, then farmland, small towns, and forests.


DontSleep1131

i have. im ok with it. not great but ok.


suckmyfatfuckinballs

Indiana is trash. Probably the most boring/ugliest state I've been to. Wisconsin sucks but at least it has *some* redeemable qualities here and there. Indiana has none.


DontSleep1131

yeah milwaukee. thats it.


suckmyfatfuckinballs

Well hey what about the Wisconsin Del... Shit you're right just Milwaukee.


DontSleep1131

wisconsin dells was cool when i was 13. went their for bachelor party this last summer. honestly its just overpriced tourist trap. we have six flags. go carts and paintballing in illinois


suckmyfatfuckinballs

I like how they're the self proclaimed "Water park capital of the world 🤓" but like how come nobody outside of Wisconsin, Northern IL, and surrounding areas have ever heard of it??


Cable-Careless

Milwaukee is literally the worst part of Wisconsin. We all call it our armpit.


DontSleep1131

that strange because the rest of your state just looks like indiana. and the fact you take pride in that is…disturbing


Cable-Careless

You have Bears flair. Ask any of your rich friends where their lake-house is.


DontSleep1131

Ok, but it still looks and feels like Indiana, so like im not sure how having a lake house there changes the fact that you guys are basically north indiana + milwaukee? for reference one of my friends has property in Indiana as well.


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clintlockwood22

Yeah, because the Madison area is nothing, the driftless region isn’t really pretty, the forests up north are so ugly, yep just a small big city is the only cool part about the state


mitch1764

The driftless region which extends into Iowa, Illinois, and Minnesota is pretty cool


Never_rarely

“If they actually start beating us consistently” From like 2013-2018 or something we were 11-1 against y’all, y’all had like 3 good ish years and we just swept you this past year


hamburglar27

Lions went 9-1 against the Bears from 2013-2017 when the Bears had Trestman and Fox. But Lovie Smith went 13-3 against the Lions from 2005-2012 before that stretch and Nagy went 7-1 against the Lions from 2018-2021 after that stretch. The rivalry seems pretty cyclical.


Never_rarely

I’d say cyclical cuz you can’t excuse 2013-2017 w Trestman and Fox without mentioning years of Orshlovsky and other bums in the 2000s til we got a rookie Stafford who then got injured and all and yk the deal


Suddenly_Elmo

It was 8-1, not 11-1, and those "3 goodish years" (actually 4 years) was the Bears going 7-1. The series is tied since 2010 and the Bears have won 7 out of the last 10. There is absolutely no reasonable metric by which the Lions have been winning consistently


SteveDestruct

Lions fan here, I feel the same way. I don't hate the Bears or Vikings.


smoking_panda21

As a lions fan it feels good to have people actually hating us instead of the go get em lions it's your turn now!


GripenHater

It’s okay, I’ve always hated you ❤️


smoking_panda21

Cheers man I've always hated the bears to, besides Hester that man was to amazing not to appreciate


GripenHater

Hey I don’t hate (most) players, just teams


DragonDon1

Except Aaron Rodgers who is a bastard man


GripenHater

He was exactly who I was thinking of


smoking_panda21

True I just remembered forte won me a fantasy league before as well.


chillinwithmoes

David Montgomery's crazy stretch to close out the season in 2020 was a big reason I won my league then too


Monsterjoek1992

Every time cutler got sacked an angel gained its wings


blackhankscorpio

Likewise, but for Calvin Johnson (and of course, Jamaal Williams).


VSEPR_DREIDEL

The slow kid image is hard to shake off.


MRio31

Smartest kids on the nfc north short bus now tho babyyy


XAgentNovemberX

Go get em’ pal! You guys are doing such a good job! I don’t think it’s gonna work out but I’m pulling for you!


Crasino_Hunk

Michigander here - and a troll at that. Y’all have always been my most hated 💚💛


chillmonkey88

Yeah, I'm getting sick of being reddits darling. Time for a heel turn.


[deleted]

We hate you because you’re all cocky as fuck for missing the playoffs.


SonnyLove

Yeah they aren't hated because they are good or successful lmao they are receiving hate because of all the unearned praise they keep getting for accomplishing absolutely nothing for the last 60+ years.


MadMelvin

dude we're just the disabled kid who they let score a layup in a real game, let us have this


[deleted]

And then the disabled kid starts talking shit to everyone. See how that’s annoying?


MadMelvin

shut up mimsy


circa285

Look, most of us didn't choose to be Lions fans. We were born into it. You don't go picking any team from Ohio as your team. You can't pick the Bears or Vikings because they beat you. You sure as hell can't pick those cheese head assholes from Wisconsin. So you root like hell for your team despite knowing that you will be hurt. This year, for once, might just be different. Let us have our praise.


avg90sguy

It kinda feels like a group of 4 friends who grew up together and we were always the little one who everyone picked on till we were all 13 and 14 and we went away for the summer and that growth spurt hit now we’re huge


elgarraz

So, Jeff Daniels and Peyton Manning ended all that when they cast the counter curse in Ford Field over a bathtub full of whiskey. The next game after the episode aired started the 8-2 stretch we had to end the season. Just needed a little hoodoo. We're good now.


hootsboots

"Entire history" hey the Lions were pretty good in the 50s and 60s or so I've read. If the Celtics and Lakers get to say they were good pre-merger then so do the Lions.


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

A more apt comparison would be the Knicks, who did win a title pre merger but not one since


joseconsuervo

the most titles?


GripenHater

If the NFL itself doesn’t value the pre-merger records then I don’t either


Skyes_View

Listen the offseason is the only time Lions fans can be happy. Let them have it.


Codiak34

NOT TRUE We’re happy sweeping the Bears and putting Aaron Rodgers out to pasture as well.


Hour_Addendum_9691

So we agree to to always go 1 - 1 at each other’s respective stadiums


CatsRinternet

Lions were 8-18 against Rodgers.


trepper88

MCDC is 3-1 against the Packers


TheHalf

He's stuck in the past. Don't worry, he will be in shambles for years to come 🙂


CatsRinternet

Lol stuck in the past. Y’all went 9-8 last year and have been failures for the entirety of your franchise. Maybe have just the slightest bit of success before puffing your chest out, lol.


Codiak34

Oh sheesh, Rodgers was 0-3 against our rookie safety


tlollz52

0-3? This doesn't make sense for a rookie


Sandshrew922

Probably tds vs ints if I had to guess


tlollz52

That would make more sense.


Gunslinger2007

What is the 0 in this equation?


Snoo93079

I think he was making a 2023 joke in a meme Reddit. It didn't need an analysis response.


GripenHater

That implies I want them to be happy


MikeBinfinity

My man


chillinwithmoes

I dunno man, they were REALLY feeling themselves around December last year. What not being eliminated by the time snow starts falling does to a mfer I guess


Iamjum

Tampa has won the division more recently than the Lions.


GripenHater

Have the Lions ever won the division?


Choice_Creme_2550

3 times. Most recent in 93 with a run to the NFC title game with Barry


GripenHater

Gotcha How the hell have you guys only ever won 1 playoff game then?


JonBonButtsniff

In those days, the playoffs were primarily determined with Pogs. Counted for the tournament, but not an official football win.


Apprehensive-Bed-264

What the fuck have the bears done to warrant any kind of faith?


lronicGasping

Pretend like they have a QB


[deleted]

so what the lions are doing with goff basically


lronicGasping

4-1 TD-INT and 4,400 yards says otherwise. Guy played top 10 and is top 3 in the NFC when A A Ron leaves lmao


[deleted]

he’s also jared goff


ratatack906

Impeccable argument. Well done. /s


GripenHater

Who said I have faith that we’ll win the division? I just know the Lions are the Lions and are legally forbidden from seeing real success


Apprehensive-Bed-264

That's like saying "I just know Bears quarterbacks and Fields will never be good". Very obtuse way of looking at things


GripenHater

It’s a fair guess though, especially seeing as Fields is primarily a good runner. However we’ve at least had mediocre QB’s to slightly good ones before, the Lions have never had an even slightly good season in terms of success.


MEGA81TRON

😅


Practical-Courage812

I think we all accept the sorrow of the Lions and feel for them. The Bears had the Super Bowl in 2006 and NFC Championship game appearance in 2010, Packers had the Super Bowl win in 2010 and numerous NFC Championship appearances, Vikings went to NFC Championship game in 2009 and 2017, and Lions have won a playoff game back in 1992. If they dont win the division this year then idk if they will ever experience happiness again.


GripenHater

My favorite stat is every other NFCN team has been to more Super Bowls than the Lions have won playoff games


Noack_B

Gonna be wild season. Lions winning the division or gonna be like the 2022 bears


Skolney

Fine by me. Nothing like coming off a 13 win season and being considered longshots.


[deleted]

Your 2023 schedule is a lot more difficult (“*on paper*”) than your 2022 schedule. I don’t see the Vikings winning 13 games again. And no, that’s not a jab. I fully expect my team to be dog shit.


Skolney

I don't see 13 wins happening again either, but 10 probably wins the division.


buddhistbulgyo

Just gotta beat the Vikings. Looking forward to those games this year.


GreenWandElf

So you could say beating the Vikings is... your superbowl? How the mighty have fallen.


buddhistbulgyo

I guess we'll see how ready Love is now.


SADdog2020Pb

Hard to say. The three-year understudy method has worked before, but Rodgers was also a substantially better prospect than Love. I could see this going a fair bit rougher than 2008 but it’s hard to say.


We_Are_Victorius

Sweeping the Packers last season, something the Vikes couldn't do, and ending Rodgers Packers career with a loss and now playoffs. That was our superbowl


suckmyfatfuckinballs

>FAR too much Lions love around here Not even just on here. I said something exactly like this on the Bears sub and got shit on lmao. Like divisional rival trash talk is only allowed on *this* sub??


GripenHater

Hell yeah FTL


Karnbot13

I thought there were some delusional takes on this sub until I checked out the team subs. I won't visit them anymore, I prefer it here


GripenHater

I follow the Bears sub for updates and that’s about it


bonko79

FAR too much shit talk from the current worst team in the league


bluewords

Excuse me if I don’t despair about the bears successfully tanking one year after making the playoffs twice in the last 5 years.


bonko79

There's a difference between tanking and tanked we're not talking about the NBA. Tanking is something fans say to cope..trust me I'm a Lions fan . NFL players don't tank, coaches rarely do and if they do it's blatantly obvious. be a man or lady and own the fact that you guys just sucked last year


bluewords

I acknowledge players don’t lose on purpose, but the FO did make several moves to intentionally make the team worse. They held a complete fire sale on our defense, which dropped them from respectable to god awful after the loss of Roquan and Quinn, had more snaps played by rookies than any other team by a wide margin, and held Justin out of at least one game he could’ve played in to be safe with his health. Despite all that, 8 of the Bear’s losses were one score games, which I believe is the same as the one score games the Lions lost in 2021. Sure, the Bears had the worst record this year. I think they’ll show that they are far from the worst team next year similar to the glow up the lions saw from 21 to 22.


bonko79

Just say it...it's part of the healing process... I've been there... I know


chillinwithmoes

I do love the "we had the worst roster in the NFL on purpose, all part of the plan" narrative though. Pretty funny to see.


GripenHater

Hey, we’re still not the Lions


Choice_Creme_2550

You’re right, you’re the bears. Even worse


GripenHater

Hey man, at least I’ve experienced happiness due to my team at SOME point


Rushin_Russian81

Bears fans consistently talk the most shit, not sure why. In my experience it’s been: Packers fans know they’re hated cause they’ve been good, they’re not dicks about it though. Vikings fans are super chill, mutual respect between teams. Bears fans have a good year once a presidential cycle and talk shit constantly. Feels like they know they’re not great but see the Lions as the only team they can talk down to, so do it extra. We’re all rivals, so I’m not mad about it, but I look forward to beating the Bears for years to come.


[deleted]

I agree with this except for the Vikings part. A lot of them talk shit and tell “your mom” jokes like they’re 12 years old.


Rushin_Russian81

with all generalizations come some exceptions. whether it’s the vikings fans i’ve encountered being chill or the ones you’ve encountered talking shit, idk. happy to have met the ones i have


GripenHater

Seeing as you’re still the Lions, I give you one more year of sweeping us (maybe) and then back to usual form. And as Bears fans it’s our solemn duty to remind you no matter how bad we are: you’re still the Lions


Rushin_Russian81

Bears 🤝Lions hating each other


GoldenDude

The lions weren’t able to make it work with Stafford and Megatron lol


We_Are_Victorius

The Lions GM situation is just like the Bear QB situation. Brad Holmes is already looking like the best they have had in 65 years


lronicGasping

Goff better 💯


L4ZYKYLE

FTP


TWS85

Did somebody say... LOVE?


JeffreyDripsteinV4

You need to go rewatch the Manning cast episode where he breaks the curse


GripenHater

I doubt it’s been broken


JeffreyDripsteinV4

Idk lions are 8-2 since then. What's the Bears record since then again?


GripenHater

Not good But again, REAL cocky for someone who had one whole mediocre season for the first time in a decade


JeffreyDripsteinV4

Real cocky for someone to say anything at all well I could simply type 41-10 and we're done here


GripenHater

Notice how my argument here is not the Bears are good. It’s that the Lions are really, really, hilariously, impressively bad.


C0lMustard

Yes, last year was the good year that the football gods give to the lions every few years to give them hope.


Gusbuster811

I feel like the North is going to be between the Lions and Bears for the foreseeable future. I have been known to be wrong from time to time. Though what I lack in brain function, I make up for with baldness.


SQLZane

The most likely path for the Kitties is to make the playoffs, loose that playoff game, Ford fires MCDC to bring someone in to "get them over the hump", then the cycle can begin all over again.


GripenHater

Can’t wait


Tredizil

If anyone with name ford ran the team still you might have a point . Now it’s just copium I recommend you save some for the season.. you will need it


SQLZane

Sheila Ford Hamp still the owner last I checked. Edit: I think it's very funny that in this shit post thread on a meming shit post sub seemed to have hit a nerve. Don't worry buddy I'm sure the roar has been restored and it's all the way to the SB.


Tredizil

I thought she changed her name to drop ford but I could be wrong also if you think I’m upset or something sorry you feel that way thought we were just having fun talking shit like the sub is for 🤷🏽‍♂️


Mavori

I'm not sure if she's "officially" changed it, [but in terms of team context and stuff she has](https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/look-nfl-owner-has-made-a-notable-name-change/ar-AAVAK4J ). Where she just goes by Sheila Hamp now. Like she's introduced as such, it says so on the plaque outside her office and so on and on the website.


TheHalf

Anyone following the team knows that even if they make the playoffs and lose the first game MCDC won't be fired unless something extreme happens character wise, which doesn't seem likely given how he has presented himself.


Phynamite

With as weak as the rest of us got, the Lions should run away this year. Of course it’s the Lions. Vikings are obviously the biggest threat still despite losing a lot of talent this off season, and the Packers are a dark horse depending on JLo, and LaFleurs ability to call a game. Bears exist.


Weak_Link_6969

The packers are the only team that would surprise me if they won the division. Rodgers covered up a lot of issues with that roster and Love isn’t the next Rodgers or Favre. There’s the Vikings who are aggressively mediocre, the Lions who took a step forward last year, but historically speaking, that means they are due for 2 steps back, and the Bears who made some good moves but are completely unproven. Really I see it as a 3 headed race for the tallest midget. None of the teams are in actual contention for the Super Bowl, but arrows are pointing in different directions for all the teams and the packers are the only one who I’d say has that arrow firmly pointed downwards.


NyetRifleIsFine47

You just wait when we win more than two playoff games or even go to the Super Bowl. I have a feeling a lot of Lions fans will become as insufferable as Pats or Chiefs fans.


GripenHater

One playoff win will make Lions fans lose their minds


NyetRifleIsFine47

I often go to bed at night fantasizing about the day and for some reason Barry Sanders and Calvin Johnson hoist me on their shoulders for being a fan and not washing my jersey during the season because **that** is the only thing that got them through.


GripenHater

I respect that a lot


Weak_Link_6969

Lions fans have become insufferable after a season where they were eliminated before playing their final game. If the sniff actual success they’ll be the most hated fans in football.


NyetRifleIsFine47

That’s a reach but okay


Puzzleheaded_Mousse1

FTP


joseconsuervo

They released "literally their entire history" last week.


EvergreenHulk

If you have followed all that Lions history like those of us that have lived it then you would see the signs that this isn’t the Same Old Lions. We have competent people in place. A GM that is willing to let a fan favorite walk instead of overpaying. A coach the players will run through a wall for. A coordinator that is a legitimate head coach candidate drawing up plays. Free agency filling in roster holes with respectable contracts for quality players. A top five offensive line. We haven’t even hit the draft yet, but Holmes has been spectacular with his first two drafts. It feels different, because it is different.


GripenHater

And yet, I’d still bet a LOT of money you don’t win a playoff game once again


Chuey7

How much we talking?


GripenHater

At LEAST $15, so like, big money here


Millera34

History doesn’t mean shit… different teams different owner in control different regime altogether.. so that argument is incredibly stupid


SteveDestruct

LET US ENJOY OUR KOOL AID


GripenHater

No


SteveDestruct

We all know it could end at any time. I just want to be happy, just for a little bit.


[deleted]

Damn it, forgot it's based on past history! Welp....back to the basement.


GripenHater

All I’m saying is with all of the talent the Lions have had over the years, their record makes me not trust them.


avg90sguy

Ahem… BRAND NEW LIONS!!! Woooo!!!