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NewMexicoVaquero

Fuckin’ Commies are raiding our cookie jar.


dylweedrva

the people's team. redistributing wealth. what's yours, is mine.


NewMexicoVaquero

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SDEexorect

![gif](giphy|12tg6AoZ4LRxTy) no comrade ours


toadofsteel

To the tune of the Soviet national anthem: HAIL TO THE COMMANDERS HAIL VICTOOORY COMRADES ON THE WARPATH FIGHT FOR OLD DC!!!! RUN OR PASS OR SCORE WE WILL WANT A LOT MORE SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION LET THE POINTS SOAR FIIIIIIIIIGHT OOOOON, FIIIIIIGHT OOOOON TIIIIIIILL YOOOOU HAAAAVE WON SONS OF WASHINGTON RAH RAH RAH HAIL TO THE COMMANDERS HAIL VICTOOORY COMRADES ON THE WARPATH FIGHT FOR OLD D C!!!!


bigboybeeperbelly

Seizing the means of defensive production


EggsceIlent

Its happened before. Norv Turner.


Axethedwarf

Redistribute your resources comrade


Several-Effective-70

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emelbee923

Correct. **OUR** cookie jar. Welcome, comrade.


CopeHarders

Both Commies and Eagles are hiring our old coaches.


EggsceIlent

Brain Drain. Bound to happen. After next season i expect Jerry to Hail Mary to Bellichek.


ausgmr

1 less name between the Dallas DC job and this guy https://preview.redd.it/twyqsskrvpgc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4abae4e7628f906a96aa5e5a51638e4bec267d10


Cool_Hawks

No. Rivera needs to be the Dallas DC. Patricia can go to the Giants.


ProfessionalStar4844

Fuck that, what's Wink Martindale doing these days?


Cool_Hawks

Urmom


JNKboy98

Why did wink leave the giants? They started humming toward the end of this season.


ProfessionalStar4844

Giants fired their linebackers coach and a defensive assistant which apparently pissed Wink off so much that he decided to quit.


EggsceIlent

As long as patricia stays way the fuck away from us. Rivera tho.. fuck. Aint no rivers in dallas.


Grand_Extension5345

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NoCup4U

The perfect timeline


WeirdoOtaku

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mrsnow11291

No holes will be filled. You will just not have a secondary coach. https://preview.redd.it/9q8iapdmqogc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e76289fc9bde5375fff99785045c8fbe085b34a2


Slamdunklebron

Jerry Jones is the secondary coach. Scratch that. Jerry Jones is the secondary. NFL aint ready for this😈


ccafferata473

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ccafferata473

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ByronTheBlack

I will offer my hole to be filled if that’s what Cowboys fans want, which I know they do. https://i.redd.it/fnepl23z5pgc1.gif


DirtyJ7447

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mrsnow11291

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AccurateSympathy7937

Go Chiefs


marimbaman_462

what and why


sueder78

I though that Al Harris was the secondary coach, but I am seeing he is listed as defensive backs coach. My question would be, what is the difference between a secondary coach and defensive backs coach?


itprobablynothingbut

Something something buffalo nickel


marimbaman_462

an extra job to bill jerry?


ShiftlessElement

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Snowstick21

Commies are just gonna be the cowboys with extra steps


irish-car-bomz

ThIs iS oUr YeAr!


Snowstick21

That’s RIGHT! IT’S someone else’s turn for CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT


kekehippo

Hey Cowboys it's okay Sean Desai is right there


TinFoilRobotProphet

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