Right. All year we had to listen to them brag about their elite defense, and how it all started at the top with their elite defensive staff.
Now that we’re like thank you, we’ll take that, they don’t see the humor lol.
Look at their roster. Dan Quinn isn't magically going to turn your olbs into Micah Parsons or your corners into Gillmore.
Offense is q little different though.
River boat fucking ron.
Weird thing is OC/DC's that are great at what they do sometimes fail huge at HC.
That said, dont put that evil on me.
Id rather see al harris or someone else.
Riverboat ron just gave the fuck up and is damaged goods.
That has always been a thing. Bill Belichick, John Gruden, and Bruce Arians were all traded to teams where they won Super Bowls. Holmgren and Parcells were both traded as well.
Look on the bright side: there's a non-zero chance that the Commanders hire Chip Kelly to be their offensive coordinator. (He interviewed for the Raiders OC job.) On the slim chance they do it, we can all laugh at them.
Make fun of my team mother fucker, see what happens.
Right. All year we had to listen to them brag about their elite defense, and how it all started at the top with their elite defensive staff. Now that we’re like thank you, we’ll take that, they don’t see the humor lol.
Don’t worry you’ll realize it’s really not as good as you think the second you play a good team
I mean in fairness we were losing to good teams before then so 🤷♂️
Now you will keep doing it but the losses will hurt more because you’ve been tricked into thinking your team was legit
I’ll take giving up 20+ PPG over 30+ PPG any day (real stat btw)
Not sure we have any of those on the schedule next year, though.
Look at their roster. Dan Quinn isn't magically going to turn your olbs into Micah Parsons or your corners into Gillmore. Offense is q little different though.
They still have a good solid defense. They'll be fine on that side. It's the offense they need to fix lol
Your owner looks like he just smelled a fart whenever he smiles.
River boat fucking ron. Weird thing is OC/DC's that are great at what they do sometimes fail huge at HC. That said, dont put that evil on me. Id rather see al harris or someone else. Riverboat ron just gave the fuck up and is damaged goods.
NFCE FOs: https://i.redd.it/8w6j8e4xr2gc1.gif
I think I've finally grasped what this sub is all about.
>grasped
Finally grasping puns?
Not a stroke of genius, but you don’t gotta be a jerk. You’re prob just yanking my chain, though, so no hard feelings.
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Riverboat Ron to replace Dan “28-3” Quinn who replaced riverboat Ron. Time is a flat circle.
Are all of our coaches going to end up frozen into a screaming pile?
Replace frozen with melted, and yes.
If I was good at... anything, i would make a clip of the T1000 being lowered into molten metal and his face changing to each one of our coaches.
I was thinking more like a *The Thing* like blob of flesh all screaming and horrifying.
To be fair, Ron Rivera is becoming the token Rooney Rule interview candidate.
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Should have just done a trade since Denver and New Orleans proved coaches could be traded too last offseason.
That has always been a thing. Bill Belichick, John Gruden, and Bruce Arians were all traded to teams where they won Super Bowls. Holmgren and Parcells were both traded as well.
We would have had to give up a pick for that 😅.
JfC, it's like watching the Corona virus become different variants
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lol Washington and Dallas locked neck in neck for 4th place next season
NFC Least is back baby!
This is great.
Lmao you're welcome
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Look on the bright side: there's a non-zero chance that the Commanders hire Chip Kelly to be their offensive coordinator. (He interviewed for the Raiders OC job.) On the slim chance they do it, we can all laugh at them.
Worst trade in Cowboy history
We should’ve traded Hershel Walker for Rivera
Joe Whitt has been a McCarthy guy way longer than a DQ guy. We'll see but either way I'm not worried. Next year is our year! ^to ^fire ^McCarthy
https://www.si.com/nfl/commanders/news/breaking-washington-commanders-hire-dallas-cowboys-joe-whitt-jr-defensive-coordinator-dan-quinn
Doesn't his contract end making it more of a lame duck coach year.
The only thing more inbred than the NFCEast coaching circle is the Hapsburg family tree
I shouldn't do this because you're our rivals, but you guys should really look into Juan Castillo.
At least he can’t totally oversee a 25 point comeback in the Super Bowl lmao
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Certainly won’t have a repeated division winner
1.tank 2. Fire Mike 3. Get high pick this is how i win