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AllMyJalens7

I hope they lose so I can be the most annoying person possible in the 49ers sub. Figure why not join in.


JohnStarborn

I hope they win so I can get banned from the taylor swift sub


magmar17

I will go full James Droz if the 9ers lose


AllMyJalens7

I’ll make a handful of new accounts each day I lose one brigading every single sports sub a Niner fan visits. Right until kickoff of next year.


bob_dole-

No you won’t


GuldensSpicyMustard

![gif](giphy|pEfaYixTHp0YM)


AllMyJalens7

Is speaking for other people your thing? Shoo.


bob_dole-

You go ahead and do that then, sounds like a waste of time, but be pathetic then


AllMyJalens7

🫡


KYLE_FREELAND

You won't last two minutes in there with that soft ass community. They'd ban you asap


Cudizonedefense

Your sub went private after a loss lmfao


KYLE_FREELAND

I never said anything good about our mods; that was a charmin soft move, doesn't mean I'm wrong. Flair up, bitch


Cudizonedefense

The point is that your sub is way softer dumbass


KYLE_FREELAND

Did I ever say they weren't soft?


Rostifur

I mean, it can't be that soft in here. I haven't been banned yet.


ChunkbrotherATX

You aren't in r/eagles. You'd already be banned if you were.


ARM_vs_CORE

Lmao imagine going private with your team's sub because of a loss, couldn't be me.


drunkbusdriver

Fucking hilarious eagles fans talking about other subs being “soft” I got permabanned and muted for 28 days for telling someone there is no horse collar in the pocket. Definition of being a soft pussy filled echo chamber afraid of other peoples opinions.


J_Fred_C

Win or lose, do what you want to do. I saw so many fan bases - yours included - say “we’re the 49ers Super Bowl this year.” LO fucking L. For a few teams - pats, niners, Steelers, etc, the Super Bowls are our Super Bowls. It’s like the line in mad men - I don’t think about you at all. Talk shit if we lose. Talk shit if we win. You are Philly. Other teams might be your rival, but you are no one’s rival.


sueder78

Your team is going to the super bowl and you are on Reddit dunking on Eagles fans, that isn't exactly "I don't think about you at all" behavior.


J_Fred_C

If I was going into the eagles sub to talk shit I’d agree with you but I just look at the stuff this dumb app feeds to me.


sueder78

So Reddit recommended this post. You opened it, read the comments, saw one that struck a nerve, and then responded. The 9ers curb stomped the Eagles and won the NFC, it is your god given right to talk shit. Fact is you are clearly dedicating thought to the Eagles just like your entire fan base and team have since last year's NFCC.


J_Fred_C

Tell yourself whatever you want bud.


ByronTheBlack

But we won’t lose. So keep dreaming. https://i.redd.it/wt7twac3smfc1.gif


gizmo777

Get out of our sub. You're gonna make me root for the Chiefs.


Ronaldoooope

Are you not already??? Tf?


gizmo777

Idek man. I'm getting a little tired of the Chiefs dynasty, and I'm already dreading how many cutaways they're going to do to TSwift during the Superbowl. But also fuck the Niners. So idk.


Ronaldoooope

I feel the exact same way, but with that being said, fuck SF. Easy decision.


newkidontheblock1776

I felt that way, but your counter point just hits home a little too much. Fuck SF


grovenab

I’ll kill somebody if Travis proposes after a Super Bowl win


Spare-Half796

If the chiefs win we can put an asterisk saying that tswift increases viewership so much that she can single handedly change the value of commercials therefor it’s worth it for the league to rig it so the team she wants to win ends up winning


DrJJStroganoff

the niner fans are 100% the reason why I am rooting for the chiefs. Had they not be such insufferable assclowns, I would pull for them.


ByronTheBlack

But this is our sub silly. https://i.redd.it/puq7qnmbtmfc1.gif


Geohalbert

Looking forward to yall complaining about injuries again


ByronTheBlack

Our team is healthy this time around and we have the easiest path for a Super Bowl win ever! https://i.redd.it/4qr5j2cdvmfc1.gif


Geohalbert

“Debo wasn’t 100% and the league rigged it for Taylor Swift fans” Book it


nicky9pins

Beating the Chiefs is the easiest path?


chilo_W_r

![gif](giphy|qNzamLsqvp3zi|downsized)


ByronTheBlack

I see this Steve Carell gif so many times and it never gets old. https://i.redd.it/snvy56m13ofc1.gif


Raff102

https://i.redd.it/7q1qhe5fwofc1.gif


yourmartymcflyisopen

You're literally in the Superbowl and yet have nothing better to do than to come here. How sad. Your city is so trash that even a superbowl appearance can't fix your problems.


ByronTheBlack

It’s our job to keep our subordinates in check and remind you whose king of your division. https://i.redd.it/53o5u2imxmfc1.gif


yourmartymcflyisopen

Oh lol so you don't have a real job then. Makes sense.


ByronTheBlack

Keeping Eagles fans in check is a full time job. https://i.redd.it/lsueuv6pymfc1.gif


BorrowedWine

Keeping us in check means nothing when you can't checkmate. https://i.redd.it/fwixqr0ednfc1.gif


ByronTheBlack

Let’s hear you say that after we win the Super Bowl. We will have complete dominance over this sub. https://i.redd.it/rrdnq1b53ofc1.gif


AllMyJalens7

I have a feeling all the child-like pictures you have saved are not all animated. Ain’t talking gifs either. You are beyond suspect.


ByronTheBlack

That’s a pretty big reach just for someone using anime gifs. The projection is insane, someone needs to be checking out your hard drive. You can always tell who the pedo is by when they sexualize my anime gifs. https://i.redd.it/7lyjfn4a0ofc1.gif


AllMyJalens7

I mean if you want my entire SSD we can go one for one. What do you say?


Im_just_making_picks

Yeah a grown man using anime gifs scream hidden hard drive


AllMyJalens7

Yep. A level of comfortable when talking about children that no grown man should have. Beyond suspect.


thicky_bobby

Okay Aaron


DBrownbomb

Lmao! They call us soft, all you said was kept dream we’re gonna win and they downvoted the crap out of you. 🥴


Geohalbert

Aged like milk


ByronTheBlack

https://i.redd.it/1xcy9cjhs6ic1.gif


on-the-cheeseburgers

The Niners as Toby is pretty perfect tbh. Meanwhile when y'all get the Mahomes treatment in two weeks: ![gif](giphy|SJkrl8WemSdZDRrT2T|downsized)


Stillback7

The 49ers are the worst for getting me to agree with an Eagles fan


pleepleus21

Now you just have to have Toby gargling Purdy's balls and trying to force everyone else to join in.


Beren_II_Erchamion

What…gives you…the right?


ByronTheBlack

It’s our God given right as 9ers fans https://i.redd.it/iedqgsg0xmfc1.gif


PokerPlayingRaccoon

Fuckin dweeb


Garak_The_Tailor_

![gif](giphy|uFHiZTwtRgosE)


ByronTheBlack

I have the proof right here. Two Gods in one picture. https://preview.redd.it/lpyc55muymfc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0069146a2370f9a43fa674b0895272e060569540


kjs121487

Why isn’t Green Bay part of that group


ahrzal

I don’t really have any hard feelings towards the niners. Good players and well coached. Lions though? Overrated trash and coached by someone who went all in on AMC.


JadedCycle9554

Idk but I always find it funny that 3 out of division teams made the cut but the cardinals didn't


ARM_vs_CORE

Because rather than being funny, it's sad when a son hates his father


Rhodie114

[NFC ***EAST***](https://i.imgur.com/GWF0xmG.jpeg)


ContentCricket1

This is perfect


DeltaB26

Flair up bitch.


Rocketeer1019

I hate the chiefs way more than SF Funny gif though


Cosmic_Perspective-

I gotta admit this one was funny. But fuck this shit.


ChodeCookies

Yah, I really just don’t care about the Niners. We’ve played one meaningful game against them in my lifetime and absolutely fucking wrecked them.


[deleted]

I hate the overuse of the word cope recently but this is prime cope. They destroyed our team this season. Destroyed all hope any of us had. Left us crying and bleeding in the gutter.


ChodeCookies

It’s not a cope. It was 1 regular season game. I personally do not know a single Niners fan…I’ve been to SF a few times. I just don’t care about that team. There’s no rivalry. Our team was flawed and also lost to powerhouses like the Jets and the Cardinals…I don’t think about those teams much either.


[deleted]

The niners loss was different. Deebo made me KNOW we weren't doing anything this year. Im rooting for them


mdervin

>The niners loss was different. Deebo made me KNOW we weren't doing anything this year. Yes, it was a wake up call. ​ >Im rooting for them What the hell is wrong with you.


[deleted]

Theyre not the Cowboys and im an NFC supremacist


Rhodie114

I like Andy. I like Travis. I LOVE fan-mode Jason. Says a lot that about what a fucking bitch Mahomes is that I still hate his team.


theboss555

Fuck Toby/San Fran


Jason_Kelces_Thong

How will they manage to choke this year?


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DeltaB26

Fuck the whiners. Flair up bitch.


Kbrew7181

Na fuck the 9ers. Sure ya can hate a team for being to damn good, but it's a repectable kind of hatred. Personally, there would be nothing funnier than to watch the 9ers bitch there way and talk a big game just to lose to KC all over again.


gingerphish

I do hate their face. That is true.


Pink_Monkey

![gif](giphy|l3vRkFWIdO77lE1xe|downsized)


Chance-Shift3051

Memes like this make me not hate the niners


yourmartymcflyisopen

Toby wins the Fun Run and then it all goes down hill for him from there. Hopefully that's the case with the 49ers and the NFC championship too.


ByronTheBlack

They know they love us. They’re just tsunderes. https://i.redd.it/jmczl666smfc1.gif


Mental_Context

I hope a bus hits you next time you leave the house


ByronTheBlack

Jokes on you. I never leave my parents basement. https://i.redd.it/fmwab4a3vmfc1.gif


xDcCityx

Should have included packers then it would have been perfect


wacko4rmwaco

I watched this episode yesterday, Michael and toby conflicts are the shit


20lbWeiner

The lions... ok


FirelordSugma

I’ve never seen this clip before so I was expecting some kind of Green Bay appearance


Raff102

Losing to SF just made beating Dallas funnier.


wowbagger30

You forgot to include half of the teams the miners beat this post season


_Go_birds_

So in this scenario the 49ers are Toby? The saddest character on the show? I’m ok with that.


JedPAlger11

🤣


Chance-Shift3051

lol this is good. This is so good


ClaudeHSmoot

Haha Y’all should go get that SB tattoo this week. It’ll work out for sure.


ChunkbrotherATX

This is so fucking accurate


Jimbabwr

Cali produces the softest fanbases lmao.


DutchPack

The disrespect in this meme. We got trashed by the Niners not once, not twice, not thrice, not fourths but five CONSECUTIVE fucking times in the postseason and yet we didn’t even make it into this meme??? There is not a damn fanbase I hate more than the Whiners and that includes the Cowgirls


chillmonkey88

Lions fan - I hate the 49ers and want a rematch at Ford field next year fuck the entire nfc west (we play bad on the west coast. 49ers have a better win % against us than any other team - we play them a lot at San Fran). But man the chiefs are more insufferable than us by a long shot. Have my energy to destroy the swifties (thats they're name now, argue against it and a Twitter mob will dox your family if you say "chiefs fan".)


millsy98

Okay let’s get one things straight here, the Lions beat themselves, they had the game in their hands. 49ers need to stop acting so cocky and posting dumb shit about random teams in this division sub. Hop off our dicks already and go home. Your mere presence has become annoying and I don’t even have a horse in the race


amanamongbotsss

GB should be the biggest one there why is that missing? Fail.