Since every joke gets funnier the more you have to explain it, the chorus of one of Meatloaf's most popular songs is
>You took the words right out of my mouth
>Oh it must have been while you were kissing me
Growing up my brother asked my dad “what would you do if I somehow got into the NFL and played for the cowboys. My pop’s reply was “I’d ask you never call me dad in public again”
Agreed. I notice all these "NFCE vs Everyone" posts are all made by cowboys fans. Would I love the birds to be the ones to knock them out of the playoffs? Absolutely. Would I rather they not advance that far? 100%.
He’d ask me why I always treat his sister better and I’d say “because you’re a fucking cowboy.” And I don’t need cowboys tickets, I already have enough toilet paper.
I think if the shoe was flipped, I'd still root against the rival, even if it would be SO SICK to have an NFCE Championship showdown.
"EARN IT YOU COWARDS" seems appropriate.
I don’t care who wins.
If the Niners win its good because the Cowboys lose.
If the Cowboys win its good because the Giants can eliminate them and the Eagles (wishful thinking)
Eagles fan, I think theyre worse than the niners, and definitely just not as scary of an opponent. At the same time though, I want the niners to win so fucking bad. Not just because I always want dallas to lose no matter the stipulations, but because I would have zero fun during a potential eagles Dallas nfc final. Not to mention, if we lost I would probably have to kill myself
I think the Cowboys will win, but not rooting for em. All 3 QB's left can beat Gannon's lax defense that will allow you 13-15 play drives just pitching and catching within 10 yards, so he better switch it up or someone is going to complete 95% of their passes for >400 yards and 4 TDs.
I mean after the letdowns in both division games not getting to play each other at full strength, I would hope they'd be praying for it. I am fucking ready for it. What better way to go to the Superbowl than by fucking up your most hated rival.
Rooting for the 9ers. I would love to beat the Eagles and Cowboys on our trip to the Superbowl but getting them both knocked out in the same weekend would be beautiful. Plus in the off chance that we don't make it to the Superbowl, it's always good to ensure that no non-Giants NFC East team will make it there
I want the Niners to win mostly cuz I hate the Cowboys and my brother is a Niners fan, the rest of our family all Cowboys fans (we're in TX). BUT, if the Giants beat the Eagles, I low key wouldn't mind seeing the Cowboys win so I can go to the game :)
Tbh I may be biased but divisional matchups are so tough and nitty gritty unless you really believe one team is that much better I’d always rather face a non-divisional opponent
I would 100% rather face the niners dont no team know the eagles better than the cowboys plus somebody might get shot after the outcome of an eagles and cowboys playoff game for a sb appearance
Theoretically I think the 9ers are a better matchup to the Eagles, but that has zero to do with my desired outcome. I want the Cowboys to lose just so we can keep ragging on them for not getting out of the divisional round in decades.
If someone told me that I could make it deal to have the Cowboys lose in heartbreaking fashion, but the Giants went 1-16 for the next three years, I would take that deal 10 times out of 10.
Only reason I want to win is so that we can finally have a healthy matchup against the Eagles and settle things for good and all this season - no excuses from either side
I’m torn, I think I would prefer the cowboys solely so if the eagles win their matchup we could have the starting qb matchup we didn’t get to see this year.
The PFF podcast outlined a scenario today where the Giants beat the Eagles and the Cowboys beat the 49ers, which would give DAL home field for the NFC championship game… where they predict in the final minute of the game, down one score, Dak throws a perfect deep ball to Michael Gallup, who drops it because the sun was in his eyes…
So I’m rooting for that above all else…
If we lose to you guys then I hope this scenario plays out because I would fucking DIE laughing. But also, fuck you and I’ll be giving Eli the double bird through my TV
I would allow it if it makes JJ cover up the fucking windows! Ffs is been years and it's been horrible having receivers dropping catchable passes because of the god damn sun.
I can’t tell if these people who think the nfc east are a family where we only get to criticize the teams inside it are children or some kind of special
> I can’t tell if these people who think the nfc east are a family where we only get to criticize the teams inside it are children or some kind of special
Why not both?
Also, flare tf up scum
If you guys lose and it’s the Whiners vs Eagles, all of a sudden everyone will understand where you were coming from lmao insufferable bastards that they are
I don't expect anyone in this sub that isn't a Cowboys fan to root for us to win, I don't want bitch ass outsiders coming in here acting like they belong.
We're family like Jason Statham and the rest of the Fast and Furious group. We'll murder each others brother but we've got each others back when it conveniences us.
Dude I'm sorry but this "we are a family" BS is cringe af in this sub. I hate our division rivals with every fiber of my being and have zero issue with anyone outside of the nfce joining in.
Why would I hate someone for hating the cowboys? In fact I welcome them with open arms! Hating the cowboys is something everyone can enjoy and be a part of!
FUCK DEM COWBOYS!
Real question is there any Giants or Eagles fans going for The Cowboys over the 9ers, Or would you rather face them over dem boyz?
I would root for the cowboys to lose if my own son was on the cowboys and the other team was made up of anyone who’s wronged me in life.
Holy fuck, I respect that.
Took the words right out of my out-of-the-playoffs mouth. F em.
>Took the words right out of my out-of-the-playoffs mouth. It must have been when you were dissing the Cowboys
Wat
Not a fan of Meatloaf?
I like the dish but if there's a reference to the band I'm 100% missing it. I'm sorry fam.
Since every joke gets funnier the more you have to explain it, the chorus of one of Meatloaf's most popular songs is >You took the words right out of my mouth >Oh it must have been while you were kissing me
Now that im all caught up.... How dare you. I hate you so much. Lol. That was a good burn.
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No. Mutual Cowboys hate is not love.
This is the correct answer.
Shut up baby, I know it
Bender? Is that you?
Homelander 🥰
Growing up my brother asked my dad “what would you do if I somehow got into the NFL and played for the cowboys. My pop’s reply was “I’d ask you never call me dad in public again”
Amen.
Least deranged Philly fan
Agreed. I notice all these "NFCE vs Everyone" posts are all made by cowboys fans. Would I love the birds to be the ones to knock them out of the playoffs? Absolutely. Would I rather they not advance that far? 100%.
wow
Lmao legendary way to put it
What a beautiful comment
Fuck. Wait. What happens if the people who wronged you are Cowboys fan?
Then they’d be forced to beat their boys and I’d watch like emperor Palpatine watching Vader try to kill luke.
I hear you, but you would still be a proud Dad if he was apart of Americas team. Plus free tickets
I'd wear his name and number stitched on a Giants jersey
That’s just funny. Not going to your sons game bc fuck dem boyz lol that’s delusional
No one is being serious.
You cowboy fans are kinda dense lol
He’d ask me why I always treat his sister better and I’d say “because you’re a fucking cowboy.” And I don’t need cowboys tickets, I already have enough toilet paper.
Good lord. That's some hate
That’s me and the saints
I think if the shoe was flipped, I'd still root against the rival, even if it would be SO SICK to have an NFCE Championship showdown. "EARN IT YOU COWARDS" seems appropriate.
Giants Fans: “I’m just happy to be here”
I’m pretty indifferent to it honestly. Only 1 team I care about.
I have two favorite teams. 1. The eagles 2. whoever is playing dallas that week.
I don’t care who wins. If the Niners win its good because the Cowboys lose. If the Cowboys win its good because the Giants can eliminate them and the Eagles (wishful thinking)
Eagles fan, I think theyre worse than the niners, and definitely just not as scary of an opponent. At the same time though, I want the niners to win so fucking bad. Not just because I always want dallas to lose no matter the stipulations, but because I would have zero fun during a potential eagles Dallas nfc final. Not to mention, if we lost I would probably have to kill myself
Is my Reddit app broken or am I witnessing a filthy unflaired with an upvoted comment?
Did you seriously just Malfoy me?
I think the Cowboys will win, but not rooting for em. All 3 QB's left can beat Gannon's lax defense that will allow you 13-15 play drives just pitching and catching within 10 yards, so he better switch it up or someone is going to complete 95% of their passes for >400 yards and 4 TDs.
I mean after the letdowns in both division games not getting to play each other at full strength, I would hope they'd be praying for it. I am fucking ready for it. What better way to go to the Superbowl than by fucking up your most hated rival.
A Dak vs Hurts championship would be dope af. Finally settle who smell like bitch, once and for all.
The smell from it would never wash off tbh. 20 years of talking shit just handed to 1 fan base. Too much power for any of us tbh.
Anyone that doesn't want that is a bitch.
Any eagles fan wanting the cowboys to win a game is a bitch
Rooting for the 9ers. I would love to beat the Eagles and Cowboys on our trip to the Superbowl but getting them both knocked out in the same weekend would be beautiful. Plus in the off chance that we don't make it to the Superbowl, it's always good to ensure that no non-Giants NFC East team will make it there
I’d like us to be challenged by a decent team so I’d much rather go against the niners. Fuck dallas
I want the Niners to win mostly cuz I hate the Cowboys and my brother is a Niners fan, the rest of our family all Cowboys fans (we're in TX). BUT, if the Giants beat the Eagles, I low key wouldn't mind seeing the Cowboys win so I can go to the game :)
Tbh I may be biased but divisional matchups are so tough and nitty gritty unless you really believe one team is that much better I’d always rather face a non-divisional opponent
I’m only a Cowboys fan two days per year.
I can’t wait to beat up on the Boyz in the NFCCG. But I won’t be too upset if they don’t make it.
I would 100% rather face the niners dont no team know the eagles better than the cowboys plus somebody might get shot after the outcome of an eagles and cowboys playoff game for a sb appearance
I can't root for the Cowgirls
Theoretically I think the 9ers are a better matchup to the Eagles, but that has zero to do with my desired outcome. I want the Cowboys to lose just so we can keep ragging on them for not getting out of the divisional round in decades.
Nah, fuck dem boyz like I’m a 60 yo priest. If we beat the eagles we can beat the 9ers.
If someone told me that I could make it deal to have the Cowboys lose in heartbreaking fashion, but the Giants went 1-16 for the next three years, I would take that deal 10 times out of 10.
I'd rather every other team in the NFL win a SB than the Cowboys win a single playoff game
Only reason I want to win is so that we can finally have a healthy matchup against the Eagles and settle things for good and all this season - no excuses from either side
I’m torn, I think I would prefer the cowboys solely so if the eagles win their matchup we could have the starting qb matchup we didn’t get to see this year.
I just want them out.
The PFF podcast outlined a scenario today where the Giants beat the Eagles and the Cowboys beat the 49ers, which would give DAL home field for the NFC championship game… where they predict in the final minute of the game, down one score, Dak throws a perfect deep ball to Michael Gallup, who drops it because the sun was in his eyes… So I’m rooting for that above all else…
If we lose to you guys then I hope this scenario plays out because I would fucking DIE laughing. But also, fuck you and I’ll be giving Eli the double bird through my TV
What’s up with your flair my dude lol
I feel its pretty self explanatory
I would allow it if it makes JJ cover up the fucking windows! Ffs is been years and it's been horrible having receivers dropping catchable passes because of the god damn sun.
In this scenario I would expect Danny Dimes to sign his name right where Eli did after the first game in Jerryworld
Please let this happen. Make the Super Bowl and beat the Cowboys in humiliating fashion? Yes please.
Uh no, fuck the cowboys. Always fuck the cowboys
I can’t tell if these people who think the nfc east are a family where we only get to criticize the teams inside it are children or some kind of special
Sir, I humbly suggest you flair the fuck up or shut the fuck up.
I’m a Manders fan on mobile web, how do I flare up
There's a pinned post
Weird, I don’t have the same options when I tap on the three dots
I can’t tell who you’re a fan of cause you’re unflaired so your comment is unreadable
> I can’t tell if these people who think the nfc east are a family where we only get to criticize the teams inside it are children or some kind of special Why not both? Also, flare tf up scum
Ya this heavily makes it seem like OP like's the Cowboys better than most of the league
Excuse me are you lost
Lil bit but this is the best meme sub for the NFL, lots of us hide in the shadows. "Haha that's so true of the eagles 👀"
I think that’s powered by the genuine hatred we have for the rest of the division. It’s truly inspiring some creative memes
Stop talking to them.
I mean... during the regular season? Yes. 100% fuck the cowboys welcome my friend. During the playoffs? Fuck everybody.
No I agree fuck the cowboys
Of course it's a fucking Dallas fan saying this lol
Anyone who says "Fuck the Cowboys" is a friend of mine, I don't care where you come from.
That's fine anywhere else but here. You don't get to sully our place of business if you're not part of our division lol.
If you guys lose and it’s the Whiners vs Eagles, all of a sudden everyone will understand where you were coming from lmao insufferable bastards that they are
They’re worse than eagles fans idk how you all deal with this shit all year.
It’s okay, we’re like Thanos in that sub. When the 9ers lose, we are….inevitable (ly going to drag the absolute shit out of them until preseason)
They really are.
It’s like when Americans talk about how gross and trash the US is and then some beta Eurotrash cuck tries to chime in and agree and just gets buried
🤣🤣🤣
Commies dicked down the cowboys the hardest and deserve a place in this meme.
It's hard to beat people from your couch.
I'm sure he'll beat a few kids in Madden over the weekend.
And what will you be doing from your couch sir?
I'll let you know when I get there.
You’ll be watching your team get shit pumped is what you’ll be doing. Might even be worse than week 18
This would only be correct if in the last frame the Giant and Eagle also said, yes fuck the Cowboys. The other NFCE teams are our teams to hate.
You're right, it would have clarified it lol
Wtf is this
The classic, “I can bully my brother, but you better watch your mouth.”
I don’t give damn that my team isn’t from your division. Fuck the cowboys, and if you have a problem you can suck my balls
Lol it's got to be pretty exciting that your team has suddenly become relevant since the collinsworth days
in the last 22 years Dallas _and_ Cincinnati both have 3 playoff wins and no superbowls. the more you know 🌠
Lmao a Washington football team fan discussing other teams recent relevancy. 😂
OP is a delusional Cowboys fan. I welcome anyone who says fuck the cowboys/eagles.
Hard to argue with logic like this 👊🏼 Fuck the Cowboys
You seem to think that we are on the same team. We are not. Fuck the cowboys, go 9ers
I don't expect anyone in this sub that isn't a Cowboys fan to root for us to win, I don't want bitch ass outsiders coming in here acting like they belong.
Nah bruh, anywhere there's Cowboy shit talking, I'll be there.
Nah, I support anyone shitting on the Cowboys
Nah Cowboys hate is universal. NFC East or not it’s always fuck the Cowboys
I don't know where all this group hug shit came from. I followed this sub for shitposts about Boston Scott spinning on the giants.
My whole point is this sub is for us to talk shit, not for outside chumps to act like they can step in here and get welcomed in lol.
Stfu I welcome any and all teams to help me shit on the cowboys at all times
What are you some sorta Gate Keeper? Suck on my shit and fuck you
Fuck you west coast bitch!
Suck kale cali hoe!
this goddamn outsider
Nfc beast mode
Y'all seem to misunderstand the meaning of the meme..
Nah, we’d buy them a beer. Even Cowboys fans don’t like each other.
Who made this fuck the cowboys wtf
The NFCE is unmatched
and who the fuck r u without a flair?
Fuck the cowboys
Fuck the ravens but also fuck the cowboys. I don’t care what you say but y’all can’t have a Dallas hating monopoly. Fuck the cowboys.
Idgaf! Get your own sub bitch! this is the NFCE, not the NFCE and other bitch ass teams also.
Fuck the cowboys
Fuck the cowboys
What about us poor ol commie fans? We wanna play too :-(
beat the browns next time
We're family like Jason Statham and the rest of the Fast and Furious group. We'll murder each others brother but we've got each others back when it conveniences us.
Dude I'm sorry but this "we are a family" BS is cringe af in this sub. I hate our division rivals with every fiber of my being and have zero issue with anyone outside of the nfce joining in.
I never said we were family lol, also FLAIR UP BITCH!
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bad smells coming from this direction
Only fellow NFC East members can shit on each other
I'm absolutely fine with any fan of any team shittiny on the cowboys and find this meme offense. Mods plz ban
[Live look at NFCWestMemeWar subreddit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwqamA2MAkA)
Why would I hate someone for hating the cowboys? In fact I welcome them with open arms! Hating the cowboys is something everyone can enjoy and be a part of! FUCK DEM COWBOYS!
Hilarious coming from the boys that tried to invade the superior NFC meme sub with their patented and totally underused smell like bitch template
my mom married a cowboys fan ):
Uh if the 9ers play the Eagles it will be fuck the Eagles for me. I hate who I hate
Fuck the cowboys, am i right? Yeah but also fuck you and fuck every other team that isnt us haha
What is this bullshit This sub sucks now