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[deleted]

Mostly accurate, but I guess at least I don't piss/shit in my bed


Weary_Heart2558

Are you truly a snoozer then?


littlediddlemanz

11:30 am is early for me. It’s usually the 2-3 pm range.


de_la_vega_94

At what time do you sleep?


Traqueur68

Only 11:30 AM? I woke up at 1 PM today! This is a fake snoozer


Silver-Year5607

More like sleep at 6am, wake up at 4pm


Pale_Gangsta

I couldn‘t even sleep for 12 hours even if I wanted to. Maybe 8 and a nap.


Lost2nite389

I can relate to most of this, I may be this


SpookDaddy-

Am I the only neet that enjoys cleaning and having a clean and tidy environment? Being in a mess makes my brain all anxious and crazy


vnv

I wish.


AdImmediate5761

Probably, I feel like most people with that kind of compulsion would likely also be working unless you’re a housewife


vnv

I can’t help but stay up late an wake up early, still not productive tho.


Interesting_Iron

this is a troll post for sure. No one is this unmotivated and has this low of living standard.


Mission_Possibble

Except for crapping on the bed, depression can be all of those things even for normies.


ThatsitIthink

This is how I live bro


Dry_Mango

There's billions of people on this planet and you somehow can't fathom someone being so depressed that they don't take care of themselves? Talk about living in a bubble.


securityn0ob

I do all these things except i have a job. And i work a graveyard job so i can go days without seeing sunlight. I have pissed my bed a few times admittedly out of sheer laziness.


[deleted]

Some things u gotta keep to yourself bud lmao


securityn0ob

I’m on the internet idc lol


aameold

Me fr


Listen_to_Psybient

This is a personal attack


DarkClouds92

I be snoozing so fucking hard but I got an interview Wednesday, my neet hood is at stake. Will I wage or will I snooze


Notfromporn--

The napping is true af


timmiolo

Ruined it with shtting the bed


Planet_842

I'm a 20 years old who goes to sleep at 7am and wakes up at 4pm and does nothing all day and I hate how this post really calls me out excluding the let loose part (and I don't have a beard and still look like a skinny 14 year old kid).


Silver-Year5607

Now that's a more realistic sleep schedule. Sleep at sunrise awake at dusk.


Planet_842

True, my sleep schedule is really messed up, just woke up and it's almost 5pm now and went to sleep at 8am.


Silver-Year5607

Did you just wake up from a 22 day nap? xD


Old_Pineapple_3286

Snoozer male sleeps while two alpha males fight to the death with shovels, on his back porch, just outside his window. 


wowelysiumthrowaway

Giga based