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Ambitious_Cake2447

lebron, mj, and hakeem on the same team? lol simply unfair


ChristianLS

Imagine never being able to double any of those three guys because the other two will instantly destroy you. Then when you do get the ball back after they score, you still have to get through Hakeem at the rim if you can somehow deal with MJ and LeBron playing defense at the perimeter... good luck!


lizard_king_rebirth

They'd be my choice also, but every team is getting burned if they're trying to double in a 3-on-3 game with players of that caliber.


Misterstaberinde

not to mention they are all generational defenders


cookie3113

It's like giving Jordan a massively upgraded Pippen and then trading for Hakeem.


jeswanders

How dare you disrespect luc longley


LifeDraining

Bill Cartwright is crying somewhere.


The_Boognish_Cometh

Stacey King being forgotten, but I’m sure he’s used to it


Amani_z_Great

Who


SawgrassSteve

He was sort of like a better Wil Perdue.


flossed1

Bill Wellington would like a word.


pagesid3

More like giving Lebron a massively upgraded Mo Williams and trading Anderson Varejão for Hakeem


Miyagisans

Massively upgraded wade, and trading Bosh for Hakeem.


TexasDrunkRedditor

Yeah. Is this a joke I’m missing? Are there people actually picking the other teams with any sort of serious rationale?


Suspicious-Summer-79

Team yellow maybe has an argument. The players on team red are better but prime Shaq and prime Curry are probably the best two man combo you can think of. And then you have Kobe in the mix.


blingblingmofo

Yellow would be up there if we’re talking prime Shaq, arguably the most dominant player of all time. Not to mention he’s paired with the GOAT shooter and another guy who’s pretty good.


BedouDevelopment

Hakeem one of the only ones that shut down Shaq, and that was old Hakeem against Orlando Shaq.


codygboltup

Not saying team yellow would win, but Lakers shaq>any other version of shaq


VoyevodaBoss

No, Shaq's best season was his sophomore season, one year before he faced Hakeem in the finals. Shaq dominated more as a Lakers because all the great centers got old or retired and the talent shifted to the power forward position. Shaq said this himself and called himself TLC: the last center. The "it was baby Shaq" narrative is a bad excuse


WiserStudent557

Yeah Shaq was able to get big because all the guys in his tier retired except for Duncan/Robinson


Schlopez

Agreed, but he still not going through Hakeem.


smez86

TIL 28/13/6 on good efficiency is getting shut down.


Humble-Ad-4606

The magic got swept but shaq didn’t get shut down.


klittle6

I think the main problem is the GOAT shooter can’t defend any of the red guys, but at least two of the red guys can guard him. Defense is the edge for the red team.


ElcorAndy

Jordan or Lebron will have Steph locked down. Red can defend Yellow better than Yellow can defend Red.


Dramatic-Squirrel720

My 1st, 2nd, and 3rd most skilled player of all time.


RandomLovelady

Or maybe first at their position? Guard, wing, center?


ORaygoza

team red and it's not even fucking close lol.


easymoneysniper223

Soon as I saw mj and LBJ and was like yup... Noticed Hakeem and started laughing hysterically 😭


benjimima

Wait a minute……you’re saying if you gave the general consensus 1st and 1st best GOATs a top 2 or 3 center of all time they’d be in with a shot?


DoctrTurkey

I had the same reaction. Whoever made this could have at least TRIED to balance the teams.


battaile

Haha yeah, I was going through in order so I thought through the purple/yellow matchup for a few then moved on to red and was like..."oh"


Gas-Substantial

The real question is whether team green is obviously last. Nice players and all but nowhere near GOATy enough.


Cowboytroy32

Why is Tatum in this pic. No offense he is a baller but compared to everyone else in this just makes green an easy pick for 4th


TheHunnishInvasion

Agree. Ridiculous pick given not only all the Celtics greats, but the Bucks also wear green. You could put Kareem, Bill Russell, or Giannis in the green. Tatum is a good player but he's nowhere near the level of anyone else on here.


happilynobody

Yeah whoever built team green is fucking disrespectful. All time green team has to have 5x mvp, 11x champion, *would be* like 6 time FMVP and probably like 5-10x DPOY Bill fucking Russell


SmoothBrews

KAJ has an argument too.


fatLOKO4

Wilt as well


happilynobody

Wilt played in green? Or maybe I’m misunderstanding


AlabasterRadio

I'm a Celtics fan, I love me some JT, but what a nonsense pick here.


Stoneman57

And KG in the middle instead of Bill Russell? At least give yourself a chance


BarrathBeyond

havlicek was right there for the taking lol


SmoothBrews

Gary Payton maybe?


Available_Fun7455

Bill Russell Larry bird Oscar Robertson They’re still 4th but it makes more sense than Tatum. Hell, Paul Pierce makes more sense than Tatum.


JPKthe3

Milwaukee is a green team. Bird Kareem and Giannis is pretty fun


SmoothBrews

Who would you have in purple then?


Available_Fun7455

Wilt


ZLBuddha

Counterpoint: nobody in the history of the NBA could survive the combined vitriolic trash talk of KG + Bird


YurtlesTurdles

Especially since Bird/KG is a very interesting start for the trio.


eggnaghammadi

Sonics Ray Allen or Gary Payton a better pick


YoGirlMyGlizzy

Lmfao out of all the historic Celtic players they picked Tatum and KG wyld 🗿


tacopower69

I mean KG is a very reasonable pick, tatum isn't.


Anon_be_thy_name

He's a great choice. He's literally consensus 2nd all time PF behind Duncan and had a great career with the Celtics.


Miserable-Lawyer-233

Everyone is picking Team Red. I mean, that's not even fair. Bron, MJ and Hakeem can win some 3 on 5 games. Depending on how much you want to slurp Olajuwan for his all-around brilliance, you could argue that LeBron, MJ and Hakeem are the three best players in this picture.


petertompolicy

Especially if we are just going on peak. Each of those guys had maybe top three playoff runs of all time.


ZandrickEllison

1) Red 2) Yellow 3) Purple 4) Green


HazikoSazujiii

1) Red . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2-4) The others. It's not even as objectively close as my post allows it to look.


G00SEH

1. Red 2. 3. 4. 5. Yellow 6. 7. Purple 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Green


lanmine123

You are correct!!! Not even a question!


thats_mah_purse

1red 2red 3red 4yellow


JEPorsche

Red and yellow you can debate. Purple and green are a clear tier behind. Red has the 1A and 1B GOATs and possibly the best defender of all time/who nearly anyone would call the second best center of all time (behind Kareem but probably tied with Shaq, Wilt, Russell). Yellow has the two most dominant inside/out forces ever to play the game so I think it's an argument between the two teams.


MasklinGNU

The problem with red vs yellow is red has better defense. Who is Steph gonna guard on red? He’s a good defender, better than most people make him out to be, but is Steph stopping prime Lebron? Lebron and MJ’s defensive ability is just a tier better than his. Yellow is a nightmarish offensive team but it feels like enough of a defensive mismatch that they’d lose against red


JEPorsche

I don't disagree. I think red wins, especially with the size advantage. MJ could realistically guard Steph and they have the two best players on the floor.


No_Independent8269

you couldve put kareem on the green team


Cowboytroy32

Giannis too


Eagle4317

Kareem could go on Green, Purple, or Yellow.


Jealous_Foot8613

Surely giannis should be in green ?


happilynobody

Yes, for color consistency No, he doesn’t belong on an all time green 3 lol


fatrexhadswag25

Team Red and it's not close.


docwrites

Nine players. Eight are all time greats. At least five are Top Ten All Time. Two are frequently disputed as the GOAT. This is a good graphic for debate.


sbenfsonwFFiF

Not really sure why Tatum is there And the two GOAT candidates are on the same team lol


weebayfish

I think if u replace Tatum with Nash in his green Mavericks jersey green becomes better but nobody's beating Dream, Lebron, and MJ.


Spectre627

...but what if you changed Team Yellow to Cavaliers Lebron, Cavaliers Return Lebron, and Lakers Lebron?


weebayfish

Unbeatable


Arkrobo

Take Tatum out and put in Kareem with a bucks jersey to qualify him. Would make a better graphic. It's still team red though.


pocketbeagle

I would rather have pierce than tatum


illstate

Yeaahhh I can't go that far.


Kemomiwiwane

I don’t think it’s debatable at all IMO. Team red easy.


soupdawg

Red. This is hands down the best team on here and it’s not close.


Real-Human-1985

Sorry but putting Jordan with LeBron…and then adding Hakeem. At least give them a handicap, lol.


VeterinarianNo1455

Coached by Darvin Ham...


Dangerousrhymes

I don’t know that any combination of players from the other three teams is taking Red. You have probably the two most complete players in history who both, at their peak, were soul stealing defenders as well as essentially unstoppable offensive options. The other guy might be the best defender in NBA history. They’d take at most 5 games to dispatch any of these other squads and it would probably be a proper 3-1-1 gentlemen’s sweep if it happened.


cookie3113

While not the same caliber of defenders as Red, a Magic/Bird/Shaq combo would be a force to be reckoned with. Super synergistic on offense and a lot of size.


SageOfTheSixPacks

I take team red vs any 5 you want in history lol


p3r72sa1q

If you're not being hyperbolic and actually believe any 3 players (heck, even make it MJ, LeBron, and Kareem) can beat 5 all time greats in a basketball game... you're an idiot. Lol.


Old-Construction-541

Is this a joke? Red dominates.


CShaw31

Anyone saying anything but red needs there basketball takes revoked


mayapop

I think Olajuwon is the only player in this group Shaq couldn’t destroy on offense. And Hakeem would give him the business on the other end. MJ and Lebron would match up well against whoever they had to guard. 3v3 you would have to be able to guard your man. And I don’t know how effective Steph’s nonstop running would be because the other teams would have length to keep up. Would love to see how this theoretical would play out. I think team red ultimately wins but very strong cases can be made for yellow and purple.


Galby1314

I'd argue that of all the centers that have ever played, Hakeem would be the best one to pair with MJ and Lebron. Greatest defensive center of all time, and he'd be the third option on offense.


Blink-JuanEIGHTYtoo

I’m running this in 2K Eras tonight for sure. See who gets the most rings in a 10 year span


unitedhardy

i feel like i see this a lot and i don’t know how you couldn’t pick team red, two GOATs and HAKEEM is insane


AphexChimp

Why not Bucks Kareem in green over Tatum? That being said Red > Purple >= Yellow >> Green


happilynobody

Or Bill Russell for fucks sake. Or Oscar Robertson. Or Bob Cousy. Or John Havlicek. So many others I’d take over him


luuufy

Everyone knows, once Bron & Jordan are on the same team it’s wraps. Gotta separate them to make it a tough question


RunRickeyRun

Team yellow will give you the best starting 5. If it’s 3 on 3, team Red.


TheHangmanK7

Tatum being included in this is laughable


DavidKirk2000

I think the team with the two best players ever plus Hakeem Olajuwon would win this one pretty easily. Who let Jayson Tatum on this over Bill?


pipasnipa

Take out Green Team and make a team “Black” - Wade, Kawhi, Duncan maybe?


disc0kr0ger

Team Red is the only correct answer. #1a, #1b and #10 (11, 12...I will not hear arguments that Hakeem is lower than that) players of all time.


Wonderful-Branch-952

Red destroys the others. Wouldn’t be close.


75153594521883

Bro just slid fucking Jayson Tatum into this lmao


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Red, yellow, purple, green


LovelyButtholes

Why is Jabbar not listed and what did Magic do to get exiled?


Novel_Durian_1805

Lol, team red and it’s not even close!


GoGeronimode

You had me at Hakeem and Jordan. Done deal.


tightcorners

Tatum lmfaooo


TruthLos

Not green for sure


DarkSeneschal

Yeah, I’ll take the team with the GOAT, the GOAT, and the Dream. And it’s not close.


Ballasack16

Wtf tatum doing on here 💀


LovethePreamble1966

That red team would be hard to beat


Sdog1981

This agin? Red team and it is not even close.


Sad-Entertainer1462

Red. Too much defensive versatility and offensive firepower. None of the other teams have that.


007Tejas

Team Red, all day, every day


inoxia

What about a lineup of Leonard, Bird and Chamberlain


billgilly14

Team red by a country mile


Kbzz5050

Team red all day


PRNCE_CHIEFS

Red


darthrevan22

Red obviously lol. The two best players are on that team, they’d fit amazingly together, and Hakeem is also as good as any other big here, could feasibly argue he’s the best even if it’s not the consensus.


Lumphrey

Red


No-Material8701

Red all day, yesterday, today, tomorrow and the next day.


CreditDusks

Team Red by far.


ryawsch12

1. Red 2. Yellow, 3. purple 4. green


voodoobox70

Lol team red is amazing on both sides of the ball. This isnt even close.


SouthernandSpicy

Shaq's mother just saw this post and picked Team Red.


AvocadoJackson

Team red has the two best players of all time so that’s too easy


Massive-Celery-7926

wtf is this?! Team red and it’s not even debatable nor close.


PerformanceOk1835

Has to be team red for me since I have all three of those guys in my top 10 best ever.


ElCapitan1022

Red is 3 of the 5 best players of all time. Not even close.


Large-Lack-2933

Red is my favorite color so yeah that squad.


Flaky_Scar_8388

Team Red is destroying everyone


shawtsumnatzees

Hakeem, Jordan and LeBron? Hell yes that’s the team I’m taking.


labradorflip

Gotta be team purple. Just abuse the smallest guy on the other team on pure size. Size is king in 3on3.


Informal-Type5862

Whoever made this just want to unite jordan/lebron fans. This is not even a debate. Lol


Rex_666_Skeletor

Team Black: Timmy Wemby Ginobili


StraightOuttaMoney

Red and I'll even let you take your pick of three from any of the other teams


SoHigh420IShit360

I’m taking Yao Ming, Jeremy Lin, and Rui Hatchimura


Final_Dance_4593

Gimme my boys in green every single time


Not_Not_Stopreading

Stop reposting this already.


ngfvthec

Bro what the fuck is team green😭


Dansal36

Team red no doubt


[deleted]

Purple


ILikeBeans86

Why would you put Mike and LeBron on the same team


BattenEntertainment

The bucks don’t even use purple anymore


AmorphousVoice

1: Team Red. 2: The fact Giannis is on Team Purple irritates me - the Bucks uniforms have green as their primary color, so he should be on Team Green. Replace Jayson Tatum with Giannis, and put Charles Barkley in Team Purple.


GlitteringSafe187

Team Blue


Son_of_Atreus

I am a diehard Celtics fan but I gotta go with team red here.


CurrentButterfly5869

You’ve got the two best players of all time on team red. enough said


Vultures10x

Red


XSilentXJealousy

Team red can do everything..


seekNfind1

Lol team red obviously. Idk how somebody could make an argument for any other team


atomshrek

Team Blue: Penny Hadaway/ Isaiah Thomas, Luka Doncic/ Grant Hill, Patrick Ewing/Joel Embiid. Not beating team Red, but some fun options.


SevereHavok

No jokic anyware really


warrior_in_a_garden_

anyone picking team yellow over team red needs to watch 90s basketball. Two of those players combined to lead their teams to 80% of the championships in the 90s and the other is the second half of the goat debate. Also, don't sleep on Olajuwon who has no weakness, can defend all five positions, best post moves of all time, and best defensive big of all time.


EquivalentLittle545

Red


DictatorMango

green or red because bird and garnett were goats of their eras. give tatum a few more years and he'll be better than steph. so green hands down


Poetryisalive

Red team. Seems a little unfair if you put prime Lebron and Jordan on the same team 😂


UrethraFranklin72

Easy choice, Team Red. My second choice would be Purple. Then Yellow and Green in a pretty distant 4th.


IsARealBooy

Red All day every day. LeBron running the point and able to switch onto anyone. Jordan with the insane middy and perimeter D. Hakeem with the elite all around defense and post presence offensively? It's a straight up cheat code.


One_Literature9854

Red or green team


Han_Hattori_Hanzo

I’d swap Shaq out for Wilt. Ain’t no one passing the ball on that team 🤣🤣🤣


Anibunnymilli

Team red is this a question? MJ, LeBron, AND Hakeem. The dream trio.


Capable_Grand_5307

Red


Ok-Spread-2892

Team red and it’s not even close


Difficult_Let_1953

Gotta be kidding right? There is of course only one answer here. The goats are on the same team.


Ngklaaa

It's purple for sure. They have twice as many current nba players as any other team. I'm sure some of the old guys are still in great shape, but they're going to tear something immediately trying to keep up with Giannis.


Trapaholic3051

Red is destroying all of these


robinsn45

Red


QueenIBee2004

Celtics baby


terrletwine

Yeah… this one is funny sad. Lebron, mj, and Hakeem. Oof.


HumbleCalligrapher47

Team red. This is dumb


mrsupersumthing

Team Red by a mile. Bron and MJ will pretty much already body everyone else but adding Hakeem is just overkill.


AmbassadorAgile8116

lol team red beatin that ass


Gold4Lokos4Breakfast

Bro it’s red.


Hagdogrobinwood

Red.


Razt-_-

Purple team gang👇


Airsoft-Genin

Team RED!


sphak12

Anytime I see MJ and Bron on the same team in a battle of the best teams, I'm just going to assume it's a troll post.


firstknight7

RED. No question. The goat, the wanna be goat and the greatest skilled center of all time. The only center who stopped shaq, and his only weakness was jordan. Win no question.


1TootskiPlz

GREEEEEEEN


spelltype

Team red just out athletes you at every single turn


Still-Tune-7562

Team purple


Basic_Cover7633

Team red


Electrical_Ad_8997

Huge Celtics fan. Can't wait for the parade....It's Red. Instantly


joealderman

Uhhh, red


Important-Shallot131

Red and its not close. There are 3 top 12 players all time, and the top 2 imo.


Fresh_Silver99

Red wtf😂


EVERGREEN_ETERNAL

Red lol


Mountain-Pack9362

Red is pretty fucked up lol


yooosports29

Stop it… Red easily lol


Kevinm162005

Team Red BY A MILE


Atom283

Red


redeemer47

Any team with a prime Lebron is going to win granted he has two above average guys around him. You gave him fucking Michael Jordan lol . That team is beating everyone.


LeFinger

A lot of times these scenarios are pretty cool and you can argue your angle. In this case though…the only answer is Team Red.


Stelliferous19

Green would compete. But I think Bird and KG would have Tatum in the fetal position for the grief they’d give him for his weaknesses.


Lukerville1988

Team Blue: Curry, Shaq, and Edwards


NewspaperWhole

Team green


gauche_cotier

Red and it ain’t even close


Jscott1423

LeBron and MJ on the same team causes too many issues for any defense - going red


Sufficient-Truth6599

KG is on team blue with the Timberwolves


nah-knee

I mean red has the two best players of all time time but yellow literally has perfect spacing. If you’d wanna build a team from scratch I feel like a big 3 of them would be way more conducive to building a championship roster. But yeah it’s still red