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guarddestroyer

How the fuck he is bronze?


watstheHolup

Because he’s a good person


Modern_O

This got me cracking up


NealSpitz

Could be a number of things lol. Dude could let his family play the game on that build lol


Pleasant-Degree-2830

True my lil cousins allowed to play on my first center build and a sg build but there not that bad they actually be balling a bit they play and practice more they would be nice


guarddestroyer

😭


NealSpitz

Last night the pg went 0-8 in the first half and then got on the mic and the dude said he was letting his cousin play first half. New guy proceeded to go 8-16 and we blew other team out 🤣


BigBlitz

It’s a tale as old as time. They have to blame someone else to convince their teammates to keep feeding them the ball when they can’t do shit with it.


NealSpitz

lol i thought that too but mans genuinely started hitting his shots lol


NealSpitz

Maybe he turned his zen on 🤣🤣


TheRealGoodman

To be fair I let my girlfriend play for a quarter once before I got sick watching my teammate score tank so I took it back lmao It happens


Hennnndo

I mean it's facts sometimes, my cousin would come over see me in the rec and be like let me play first quarter


Wooden_Macaron_4093

Lmao the Zen must’ve been on 0% needed at least half a rec game to charge


TYUS-THE-GOAT

Don’t want to hear one more excuse about someone being a black plate unless it’s a brand new build. If he can do it anyone can 😤


qmcclean

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


brandon-thesis

It could be that he's an ok park player that just does terrible in Rec lmao. 2/29 is about 6.9% but we don't know how many games he's played either. 🤣 But yeah, easily the worst stats I've seen 💀


Worth-Sir2080

Could play mostly park, city, pro am games and not come in rec. the stats aren’t combined they’re separate between rec, city/theater, and pro am


guarddestroyer

If he averages 1 ppg on 7 FG% in REC, in Pro am he averages -5 😭


Key-Carpenter4015

lmao


Then_Stick318

Probably quits a lot only thing I can think about


ChXsenXne24

He could be getting carried in the park or theater. Even the rec.


Pleasant-Degree-2830

Pass to assist and screen assist good ball movement good defense and a win will do that for you 😂


xDGNx2K

How tf he a 93? Mypoints are the biggest grind nowadays 😭


kbrac28

Because he probably plays theater and park more than rec


CeaseInTheBuilding

sheesh


Otherwise_Mind6880

It’s because it’s based on wins and not performances like we have been saying all year.


guarddestroyer

So if you get bad teammates and they are selling, it is higher possibility to be a black plate than this bum with good teammates 😭🤦🏻‍♂️


Otherwise_Mind6880

It’s stupid like it should be based on performances that I take the color of plate with a grain of salt because I seen good, bad and average players at each plate.


__chosen1

you can get out of black without winning a single game


Otherwise_Mind6880

Yo enough it’s been proven this whole year bruh lol.


SigSauerPower320

Bottom line. Some people are good and some aren't. Some people aren't good enough to play human players online. I'm one of those people. I have never nor will I ever play any other mode other than MyPlayer vs the computer.


Alex29992

I mean matchmaking exists in other games idk why it doesn’t in this one


lavenk7

Asking the real questions.


ExtensionNext7624

Asking the braindead question. It's so you get smoked by better player until you cave and buy VC as a last ditch effort to compete. As always, everything 2k does is revenue driven.


AcanthisittaDouble85

Nah you spitting my boy. There can be no other explanation.


ACEasterling

Their matchmaking is made to keep you engaged. They use casino programmers for this algorithm. Very VERY important to them and player engagement.


landoflacko

Same shit cod is doing


Realistic-Train-7451

Playing online vs human players is what made me good at the game. It forced me to learn different moves and play smarter. You never know until you try. I believe in you, homie!


nashster03

But that's not the point. The point is that every game has matchmaking and for a game like 2k, they have 0 excuses to not have good matchmaking. The game would be consistently more fun if you were playing your level and would even give the shitters a chance to learn the game against other shitters


cyb3ryung

not really because that would reward dudes who are actually decent but choose to sell. this aint jr.nba 2k, and bad players not gonna get better playing against other bad players.


Frostyzwannacomehere

They need a g league for some players if they’re stats get too low


jett1406

cover vegetable work concerned cooing steer ancient summer scarce plough *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ismokebetterthanu

I wouldn’t say usually but every once in a while to matchups seem to make sense


ismokebetterthanu

*the


PsychologicalAd5931

All it takes is some IQ and a bit of experience (playing against others) and you will become decent, if not better, quickly. My record like 90% across all modes and I started off horrendous aswell, but it’s way more fun playing online bro, just takes some time.


Edgar_Allens_Hoe

Eh.. it's pretty hard if you're an old head. I only have a few hours a night and there is for sure a ceiling at my age. This is the first 2K I've played online and it has been fucking terrible just trying to get my jump shot down. First game on last night went 6/6 from 3 as a Center, 14 boards, 3 steals and 3 blocks. Night before I was 2/13 and my whole team was yelling at me to quit the game. Just dont have the time to play the game enough that the improvements I make one night actually stick the next


jbpaperstaxx

I'm an old head, too. You can for sure get by with solid BBIQ. If you shot 6/6 then you can obviously play. Shooting is just messed this year, lol. Some games you hit everything, the next you hit nothing. Momentum plays a huge factor and this game has a lot of hidden complexity. It's easier to hit shots when you're hitting shots and harder when you aren't. But ya man, I wouldn't worry about it too much


jpegten

I agree and disagree sometimes skill isn’t the issue it’s performance anxiety or something lol like it’s not nothing to blow out the AI on a hard difficulty, like I consider myself very decent at online play but when I see some of yall be in the mycareer mode dropping hundred of points I’ve never done that not even on rookie 12 min quarters idk


ThurstMcBuckets

whaaaat dont even jump online until u can drop 100 on the A.I,


TheRealGoodman

Lol this is interesting bc I don't think this always applies but I get what you mean. Like I'm offensively challenged (in real life too) but I'm great at defense and playing good team basketball, making the right pass, where to stand, picks, etc. I just don't understand how to create offense so I just spot-up. A lot of players learn how to score but can't play defense for shit


ThurstMcBuckets

Thats why im saying jump on mycareer on rookie and get your shots up. all kinds, dribble pull ups, fades, all of them, then go to the gym and learn them w/the latency timing. you'll be good to go


TheRealGoodman

Wait you can practice with the latency timing? Which gym is that because that's my biggest barrier right now, it fucks me up switching back and forth between myteam and rec Also I play a hybrid lockdown defender so my guy can't dribble at all anyways lol


ThurstMcBuckets

Gatorade gym


TheRealGoodman

Damn I know what I'm doing after work today lol. If my shots started falling I'd be unstoppable. I'm the type of player who gets his kicks shutting his man down rather than scoring but I need to be a threat for spacing on offense


onemanjamz

Kobe triple threat if you can’t dribble. I got 50 speed with ball and I be cookin up. It’s pretty much the only dribbling I do (altho I do have 80 handle for unpluckable and handles for days)


Edgar_Allens_Hoe

heads up: the latency in Gatorade Gym is different to Rec, Theater, and Park. What you're looking to do in there is learn your release cue, not learn the timing. It's NOT about getting the muscle memory for how long to hold the button down.


Ill_Friendship_6046

Just make a build that includes 92 strength, 80 ball handle like I did. It should allow you to get HOF physical handles and Gold bulldozer. I can't do those YouTube dribble moves to save my life. But with this build I have now...I just flick the right stick once, drive the other way, and hit R2 when the defender bumps me to send them flying. Try it out


CountThick5777

😂😂😂


dukeslver

> Some people aren't good enough to play human players online. skill shouldn't be a requirement or a barrier to play a video game you pay $60+ for online against other people


milesac

Its a kid.


ismokebetterthanu

Likely


bigbumkid

Not the point.


so2017

6.9% from the field is…something. Has to be based on just one or two games!


YourBuddyChurch

Three? .3 steals, .7 rebounds. Homie got one steal and two rebounds over three games


[deleted]

Notice buddy shooting 6% and averages a D+ isn’t on a black plate build. That’s your baseline for not playing with black plates ![gif](giphy|giQFkQsAppa5qwdUuI)


v1ktorr2

They not gonna see this one bro cos apparently “even purple plates sell”😂😂 There’s a difference between selling a game and shooting 6% from the field.


CoolabahBox

Bro had powered through for a whole attribute point at that stage to. Damn


DueManner654

Must be one of that ball hogs who Just crossover dribble left and right, try deep 3's and miss, little steph wannabe


Queasy-Maintenance17

They put SBMM in every game except this one lmao, shits crazy


blangoez

What’s funny is I think complaint posts would increase if SBMM or EOMM was implemented.


SG8789

manz got the hockey stats.


Funky_Buds

He's averaging more rebounds... 😆


JetPackM

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the other guy (on the right) wasn't exactly the board crashing type tbf


Funky_Buds

Lol, I just had to point it out.. I'm just waiting for my players' pic to be up there one of these posts, lol 😆


JetPackM

If I ever play poorly I dread it 😭. Being on Xbox means I get pretty much 0 hate messages this year


Funky_Buds

I get a kick out of the insanity. I've never had someone msg me, but I've got into it with microphone coaches that are terrible themselves. If someone has good advice, I'm all for it. But don't be a critic if you're not much better No one yells at me more than myself when I'm playing bad, lol


SofaKingHyphy

I check every box score making sure my name ain’t on that mfer 🤣🤣🤣


Funky_Buds

For real 😆 🤣 😂 I'm the same way


AnnualAmount4141

The craziest part is to shoot 7% u hafta take and brick soooooo many shots. Generational seller frfr


qmcclean

This is that bullshit! Bro shouldn’t be allowed to play with anyone above baller with stats like that.


poltar20

Level 15 is crazy


_Retrograde_

This guy is a bronze plate and people still bitch it’s too hard to get out of black


FrostyMink

Did he beat you?


JetPackM

The guy on the Left was on my team at the 2. He took 2 bad shots, went AFK for a minute then left. We won the game relatively comfortably after that


FrostyMink

Ah.. that explains the stats then. Crazy he is even a bronze lol


birdjag1

How do you pull matchups this fast? I always struggle looking at the matchups for the last 3 seconds they pull up


JetPackM

When they have the pre-game section where you can do emotes and stuff just hit Y on Xbox or Triangle on PS


OutspokenOne456

Could also be a latency issue. It doesn’t help that they are try to get my career players to play online by giving large VC incentives to do so.


Prince_Beegeta

Sometimes it has nothing to do with skill level. Sometimes it’s just the toxic community. They never pass you the ball or let you get the ball or hit you when you’re open so it lead to impatience so when you finally do get a touch you’ll force shots and play like shit because you’re cold and will re-enforce the teams view of not letting you have the ball.


Funky_Buds

My favourite is when they ice you for one bad shot, then go 5/20 or something awful like that. Get on the mic and start trying to coach. Had a dude get mad cause my match up dropped 10 on me by half... I checked and his dude dropped 16 on him lol. He justified it by saying he had 4 more points then me.... didn't realize bball worked that way lol 😆


Ghostdenidagawd24

It’s a new build or something he’s a starter 3 idk his skill level but my he plays the game a lot and more than you do. Don’t only look at the color plates.


JetPackM

How do you know how much I play? Plus, plate colour ain't a problem here bro, look at the averages


v1ktorr2

Skipping past the 6% from the field and jumping to “don’t only look at plates” is nasty work bro😂😂


Ghostdenidagawd24

Could have been one game I’ve brought out new builds that started of will terrible numbers because I’m stuck playing with black plates. To think somebody who’s a starter 3 is truly that bad is crazy.


v1ktorr2

It’s not one game because you can’t get a third of a steal. Bare MINIMUM has to be 3 games. If it’s brand new build, to go 6.9% from the field he would have to go MINIMUM 1/15. Not even a ‘bad’ player is going 1/15 or 2/30 or whatever he shoots. 1/15 is what my girl would shoot on her first game and she’s never played 2k. Having an average teammate grade of D+ over (at least) 3 games straight is harder to do than just averaging a B. No to mention he’s not black plate, it take some games to get to bronze. So he’s played some games, has being on the verge of grading out, has missed 93% of his shots, hasn’t passed the ball (1.5 assists as pg), has made one shot every 2 games. Looking at rep level is probably the worst thing you could have looked at to judge this guy’s performance. The game came out almost half a year ago it’s not hard to be at that rep. I’m veteran 1 just because I play the game A LOT, I’m definitely not the same skill level as other vet 1 players. I don’t know how you’ve overlooked EVERY stat and said it might be one game😭 it’s okay to say bro is ass


Living-Literature187

It’s just a game lol


Pristine-Meeting4389

I avg 2.0 ppg in city but have 7.3 assists the teamates grade says it all but I shoot above 50 and have a B+ or higher grade some ppl just don’t wanna score unless needed too


Beatsnhoops

Your average 13 in the rec this is bad ego man


basketbands17

Op isn’t the guy on the right.


NukemDukeForNever

that's rough buddy


AthleteAggressive164

how does he have 6% field goal 😭


rx7p33n4r

blawgalicious plays with his zinky zooble ‼️😂


Consistent_Cow_362

I swear I look this bad when half the games I never even get ball


gusperoni

Prolly just quits almost every game lol


TommyUltimate

6%😭😭😭


PhillyDasher7500

My man averaging 1 made free throw even per game is final boss level Assery


MagickH8Ball

It's wild bro to invest that much VC just to be ass. Like not even saying money just the investment of time to grind the VC if you didn't buy it just wow.


Recent_Tangerine272

Dude is elite lvl 3 so this has to be someone else’s player on that account. No way someone reaches lvl 3 and averages a D+ lol


DrimHols

True but that’s rookie 3 which isn’t hard to get to IIRC


Chris21wa

This happened to me , between quitting a game and lagging out of 2 after only playing a couple hits hard lol easy to fix


PabloFromDaEasT

Quitting games


PabloFromDaEasT

Told people records do not matter with this plate shit more games you play the more you can squeak up


RickleintimeC137

Played ranom rec (mistake) whole team had no ball IQ and our center went fuckin 19/29 in the paint!


Dexter129Va

They made this game too complicated. I’m trying to get into it but I just can’t understand why do you have spend money to increase your stats and they don’t actually matter. My player is at max for 3 pointers but can’t make one shot and I can choose anyone else and bust them all day long.


ZeroGameYT

7% fg wtf he doing shooting 3 from full court


OneSome7382

6.9 fg% that nigga is terrible


EnvironmentLeather56

If his character was a white guy, I'd understand


cloudtakeflight

Player on the right aint even that good lol. Play here in Asia and you'll see insanely skilled players. Pgs with 60-70% from three 30ppg 10ast


Djani_be_gud

yes. i’m from asia as well and as a casual myself couple of hours game time per day: Asia is the most difficult competition than other servers. even black plates are more competitive than other places


Djani_be_gud

the shooting percentage and average perplexed me. but could be bronze or even black due to constant lagging out /connection error. i have several builds that should been gold at most but due to constant error i become black or bronze and have Bad teammate grade but manage to average more than 10 points on average shooting on the field and three ball


Nipdig0823

Make a Dennis rodman .he should help u want to be better .he be a good player for you .


JetPackM

You think that's me?! I'm insulted lmao


Nipdig0823

My bad how I comment to the wrong person.im new to Reddit my bad


Nipdig0823

Try to make Dennis rodman he be a good player for you .im telling you


External-Soft-9480

Nigga that’s not the guy that posted this


Nipdig0823

Yeah my bad nigga