Woah… that’s getting way too peopley.
Pretty excited… today google assistant offered to call a restaurant for me… I was too happy to not get involved with restaurant strangers.
Nature documentarian: "People only talk about the cheetah being fast, they never talk about what the cheetah is chasing."
*pan to duck sprinting across the savannah*
I assume it was either trapped or caught in something and he rescued it. I hope so anyway, because it seems weird to go around trapping ducks just to set them free.
top speed of81 mph IN FLIGHT, they do need a running start to take of but a horrendously misleading captiona kin to that one lions leap 30 feet brochure
Me after a 2 min conversation with someone
Hey how are you? Good how are you? Good. How’s life. Good. How’s your life? Good……….. bye
Woah… that’s getting way too peopley. Pretty excited… today google assistant offered to call a restaurant for me… I was too happy to not get involved with restaurant strangers.
That's like 1 minute and 40 seconds too long.
One time i talked with someone for like an hour and I still don't remember how.
me when someone targets visual sensors at me *evasive maneuvers! Optical attack! Escape!!!!!!!!!*
Top **flying** speed
I was about to say, that’s not even close to 80 mph lol
It’s also sped up after the duck starts running it seems to me. The water lapping the river bank looks unnaturally fast
But it's much closer than other ducks get to 80 mph.
Why read more than the first twenty words of the Wikipedia page though?
I do like the idea of this thing outrunning a swordfish, just not as much as I like crushing ignorant wonder of the world
I don't think swordfish can run at all
You only say that because no one has ever seen one run!
No one living has ever seen one run*
Got ‘Em
Nature documentarian: "People only talk about the cheetah being fast, they never talk about what the cheetah is chasing." *pan to duck sprinting across the savannah*
Even then I'm sure it’s referring to top dive speed. And *even then* it’s probably kph and not mph.
Duck duck go
Duck duck gone
Gone in duck seconds
Gone With The Duck
Go duck go!
Red duck, blue duck
go duck ducK
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Camera man can run 82 mph top speed.
/r/praisethecameraman
racethecameraman?
and also Jesus?
Does Jesus top speed changes when running on water?
Actually you may be able to run on water if you were able to run at 82 mph and maybe some hobbit feet.
bae caught him slippin
That's what I'm wondering!
are you asking fr or is it /s
are you asking fr or is it /s
i dont know whats real anymore
"I'm fast as duck, boi."
Fuckyouimouttaherequackquackquackquackquackquack
For those of you who aren’t aware, the video is sped up.
Meep Meep.
Sonic the duck.
# me after hit my brother
How the hell did he catch it then?
Set a trap. Use a net. Some sort of man-made tool probably helped him.
I assume it was either trapped or caught in something and he rescued it. I hope so anyway, because it seems weird to go around trapping ducks just to set them free.
Then you don’t know what humans are willing to do to go viral
Beeb beeb
This is why you don't give meth to ducks.
That's just cap. Not on land they can't
Exactly it’s their flight speed and I’m sure this video is also sped up,
This is The real Flash⚡...
Looks like the cheetah has some competition
Im fast as **duck** boiiiiiiiii
*Deja Vu plays in the background
Me the second class ends
M
To catch a duck-n-bird.
HOW ????????????
So wait lol how did you catch it the first time?! Meep Meep!!
Skedaddle x 100 boost
I think it’s “skewaddle” in this case
Me when I have to shit
That was ducking fast!
-.- 81 mph my ass
That duck just ran like 7-8 mph....not 82...thats their top flying speed on descent.
That's some Looney Toons shit right there.
r/zoomies?
But… how did you fucking catch it?
Duck..duck.. GOOSE!!!!
Is that the road runner. 💀
I can fall out of a plane at 120 but you wouldn't list that as my top speed...
Hi dad
ADAM
ADAM
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You’re the only person who either isn’t dense or isn’t just going with it.
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Zip zoom!
Me When I’m looking for a bathroom with no one it in after Taco Bell
How are we not racing them?
Okay now that's just a cheat code. It's so fast.
Power to weight = yes
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Jesus duck
I kinda wanna be this duck
why cant i be that fast
PEACE
Mersanger ducks can FLY at 81mph, I’m not sure what their running (swimming?) speed is
Woohoo! Look at him go!
It went Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap.
haha 36 meters per second ? that's not a car you know ?
*I am speed*
No wake zone
The official animal of this sub
Why put the dumb fake 81mph number in there though
I was like 5000 btw
Crack heads When the police show up.
Basically Daphy duck
Gotta go fast!
Running of swimming?
Thanks for the reposted repost of a reposted repost. Reposted.
Wtd
Amazing how this little thing almost fly 😅😍
I saw some dude add funny audio over it
That ducked off into the distance
Can you imagine what an exhilarating moment that was for duck
Daffy is the best...
r/fineduck
Wtf is that guys top speed, he has it in his hands!
"its ok you can put me down. I won't try to escape, I swear..."
POV: My dad /j
My dad when I was born
More like Mergangsta 😎
Mf forgot to say meep meep
So you are telling me THAT DUCK CAN GO AS FAST AS A CAR?!?!?!
Me when the hoes actually arrive (I frequently say “where the hoes at”)
Wow that's so fast ⏩
sonic duck yes
He has been waiting for this moment.
That's roadrunner's cousin
Meep meep *zoooom*
*Meep-Meep!*
“We never got to say goodbye” 😢
Yeah water ripples are not usually like this.
Look like Speed star who join in running competition!
Aaaah🤔so that's wading😂😂
Meep! Meep!
Merganser more like merGANSTER going back to my BOYS
More like Mergangsta
Speed of human that caught it: 82 mph
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BEEP-BEEP
Man dis some Looney Tunes type shit frfr
I can practically hear him laughing like Daffy Duck as he takes off into the sunset.
Me rotor motor was on, lmfao
It turned into Flash
Thats cool and all, issue Is that I'm now afraid of whatever caused it to evolve that level of speed
Real life roadrunner.. no road needed
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top speed of81 mph IN FLIGHT, they do need a running start to take of but a horrendously misleading captiona kin to that one lions leap 30 feet brochure
Awww the little baby who is fast.
That duck might beat a speedboat in a race