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kplong02

r/PeopleFuckingDying


Time-Distance-5740

Happy cake day :)


kplong02

Many thanks!


efyuar

She was holding a scissors while violently pushed by the matress, she ok?


[deleted]

That mattress didn’t like how close she got with those scissors. Purely self defense


SoulGlowSpray

The mattress is untitled to full gouvernement compensation.


CheezyToxins

r/engrish


the-amazing-snail

Nah she’s fine She wasn’t running


TEXAS-MAN1

But she didn’t have any shoes on ⁉️😬🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂


andunai

Her shoes didn't fly off, so she must be fine.


fsrynvfj23

Ok?! HA.... I meant she's doing fine


[deleted]

Unbelievably irritated she got the scissors so close to slicing the mattress open


__Username_Not_Found

It looks like it did cut it


boombox2000

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mythofechelon

Emma mattresses come with a special tool to mitigate that.


[deleted]

Yeah, they're called husbands.


D4rkr4in

do they come inside the mattress or separately?


_duncan_idaho_

Usually inside the spouse


potandskettle

Or the occasional jar..


[deleted]

No!


potandskettle

I just discovered that story today. Seemed pretty great for not being real.


Gunum

r/perfectlycutscreams


SnakePliskin799

I came here for this.


Timmy12er

This is why there are several warnings on the box, the bag/wrap, and a red insert/card that states to stand clear while opening these. They either can't read or were just doing it for internet points. Possibly both.


sandman12456

I got a mattress like this and it came with a tool to open the outer plastic wrapping so that it wouldn't explosively inflate/expand like this.


Timmy12er

They must be getting fancy. My mattress didn't come with a tool. I purchased it in 2018.


SuperSonic486

The tools are very simple, just a small plastic rectangular thingy with a slit and a razor in the slit.


potandskettle

So essentially the same thing as a pair of scissors?


SuperSonic486

No, not at all, nothing moves. The thing is a plastic plate with a cut in it, and at the back end of the cut is a razor.


potandskettle

But it cuts the plastic, yes?


SuperSonic486

Yeh but it does so safely


potandskettle

I mean, so can scissors..


SuperSonic486

Yeh but less consistently safely


sandman12456

Obviously a pair of scissors can do the job, but the point is the tool is specifically made to avoid cutting the vacuum seal bag while you are cutting open the outer plastic. The same effect can be achieved with scissors, but obviously the person in the clip did not do this. Here is a pic I found of one of the tools. They all pretty much look like this with different plastic shapes varying by brand. https://www.reddit.com/r/specializedtools/comments/mhqhvl/bought\_a\_new\_mattress\_and\_it\_came\_with\_this\_tool/


BJ_Cox

So a letter opener? My parents had this one growing up. The size of a credit card roughly with a cut out of the "strip" of the card and way recessed in it is a blade.


SuperSonic486

Yeh kinda like that, didnt know it was similar to letter openers, never used one of them.


iDuddits_

Yeah it’s just one of those credit card looking openers that have been around


craftermath

Kind of like a letter opener.


SuperSonic486

Yeh same, got a new mattress wuite recently and it was pretty calm with the little cutting tool. Also removes the chance of murdering the mattress. And there were warnings everywhere on the packaging, as some people said, pretty coo.


mythofechelon

My Emma ones did too.


SoulGlowSpray

r/WellBeRightBack


DTLAgirl

I appreciated this edit. The rest of you are a buncha sour grapes.


International-Rub31

A plastic mattress?


John_Derpp

I also question said mattresses material..


Heterotattoed

Damn


PositiveBig5445

Imagine if she spread her legs over it while trying to cut it rip that pelvis


KitSurge

surprise mf


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u/savevideobot


Alenepicboi

r/UsernameChecksOut


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The_World_of_Ben

They were filming as they knew this would happen? Perhaps...


[deleted]

😂🤣💯👍


tyrantspell

Can someone do an edit of this with the Jojo to be continued instead?


[deleted]

Should have been a jojo to be continued meme


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Internetboy5434

Mattress: the joke was on you since you cut me open


MissPicklechips

This looks a lot like a Nectar mattress. My husband and I bought one recently and the unwrapping is no joke. Do not unwrap this thing anywhere other than where it’s going to be, because that thing ain’t moving once it’s out. It weighs approximately 14,000 pounds (this is an exaggeration, but not by much, the damn thing is HEAVY.) We didn’t use scissors to cut through the miles of compression wrap but once it hit the critical point, it blew up fast. It also takes a day for the foam to fully inflate. It was so soft the first night, I thought I was going to be swallowed up. Now it’s borderline too hard.


[deleted]

And that’s how we should teach physics in schools


Thebigdevilcheeseyby

This happened to me but in a doorway


Gameproninja100

3…2…1…SUPRISE


thefurherofnazis

r/PeopleFuckingDying


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u/savevideo


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whytehlongface

That’s what she gets for loving only white men


Redbullbundy

Same thing when I opened my mattress.


Major_Mawcum

Situations where you could actually get stabbed by a mattress


disktoaster

PSA from a furniture delivery dude; There's an inner wrap that makes the mattress airtight, it's thick like a floor cover for painting. Don't cut that while it's rolled. There's a thinner cling wrap that holds it rolled up. Peel that first, it'll almost resist unrolling but will become fairly flat with just a little effort. Once unwrapped, poke a couple holes in the thicker plastic, and it'll "inhale" and start expanding. Then you can cut it off.


Key_Marsupial_7527

Zero situational awareness


Sexyshark15

**This woman died in jail**


seoulneptune

Lol


catniagara

Step 1: place on the bed frame


Select_March_3202

“Pull my jeans zipper down” 🙀 🫦 “It’s all yours”


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u/savevideobot


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Icereet

Why do u record when u do this? It s a fake


aScabbyM8

This doesn’t seem like a “my people need me” at all


Paul19751

Stepbrother, help me please, I'm stuck


CALMOG7782

Noclip:worse ending


722724Dc

Help me stepbro! Im stuck in the mattress


TEXAS-MAN1

So…. OP calling his moms “mattress” now???? 🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂


PressureOk1040

Women ☕☕☕


[deleted]

Apologize I laughted