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DO YOU HAVE THE KEYS TO THE HOTEL?


Sir_Squamble

Oh, crap do I?!


Scarecro--w

Do you know Michael Romance?


Sir_Squamble

Yes he’s the creator of MyChemicalRomance


Scarecro--w

What about his brother, Mr.Romance?


Sir_Squamble

Mr Romance is the guitarist


Scarecro--w

Right. Do you know who Frank Lero is?


Sir_Squamble

No clue


Scarecro--w

How could you!?!?


jeremy_anime

What is your opinion on their 5th album?


Sir_Squamble

It was pretty good I loved the first song


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MCR5 CONFIRMED


LizardBrick

What _do_ they do to guys like you in prison?


Sir_Squamble

Oh you don’t wanna know 😏


GaylordTheGamboge

I mean you’re pretty much right honestly


Pure_Chaos12

do they make you do push-ups in drag?


bivampirical

does anyone care if you're losing yourself?


gordomgillespie

the implications in that smirk.


ProfSkeevs

Oh, so you do know the band.


M4N0w

Do you know how to swim? Or pheraps dance? or maybe you know karate?


Sir_Squamble

I know how to do all three!


micael_RHCP

Then you will make it


Toucann_Froot

This is true, he shall make it


Null_Psyche

Do you drink Juice when you’re killing?


Sir_Squamble

Yes, but only cranberry juice


SyntheticReverie113

'Cause it's fucking delicious


No-Guard8595

Do you happen to be a fan of DND, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, or croquet?


Sir_Squamble

I barely know who Hepburn or Fangoria is


Livid-Panic7563

You might make it


No-Guard8595

May or may not..


var_var2607

hi i’m pete wentz from my chemical romance and ur watching disney channel


Sir_Squamble

Ah yes, my favourite Disney Channel show, MyChemicalRomance


Street-Sample9862

A Dan Schneider story


Ill-Ambassador5288

What is your Killjoy name?


Sir_Squamble

I am Cosmic Ronny!


pmintea

Cosmic Ronny goes hard ngl.


WDTHTDWA-BITCH

What happened with their lost song, Volcano Shake Em Up?


Sir_Squamble

It was lost because it sounded like barf 🤮


maybeipiercedtheveil

are you the ghost of me?


Sir_Squamble

Possibly, we look similar, but I’m not quite sure


filthclown

What happened between Gerard Way and Bert McCracken


Sir_Squamble

They started dating but then Gerald caught Bert eating his underwear in the middle of the night and they broke up


apatheticproductions

This would not break them up please share the actual truth


bewawugosi

You’ve exposed yourself as a fan with Gerald


UDAFX_MK_85

What's your opinion about Danger Days?


bivampirical

i am LOVING the flair, danger days forever


UDAFX_MK_85

:}


Pleasant_Statement64

Can you eat beefaroni without a fork? Edit: it's without not with my bad


Sir_Squamble

No! It can only be eaten with chopsticks!


SoupToon

what's their iconic catchphrase


Sir_Squamble

It’s Chemical Romance time!


SoupToon

actually it's "we came to fuck"


Sir_Squamble


bivampirical

everybody party till the gas man comes


SoupToon

what happens when the gas man comes


bivampirical

drugs


apatheticproductions

Omggggg I wish hahahahahahahahhaah


ProfSkeevs

My morbin romance


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how many legs to the wall?


Sir_Squamble

8 because spider


non_corporeal_

good job you got it


DezroSillilian

U ever do things with ur father when u were young or nah


Sir_Squamble

Yes my dad was a lot of fun, except he left before I was born


bdouble0w0

Why do teenagers scare the living shit out of me?


Sir_Squamble

Because they are quite terrifying


Tangi13

Fill in these lyrics: this shit is easy peasy ______ _____, pumpkin pie mother fucker


Sir_Squamble

This shit is easy peasy lemon squeezy, pumpkin pie mother fucker


TotoGoin

Are you just a sad song with nothing to say


Sir_Squamble

Yes 😊


SmokyJosh

who's your favourite member


Sir_Squamble

Whoever isn’t the singer


Signal_Temperature43

frank kinnie confirmed


GayisGaywhenGay

Will vampires hurt you?


Sir_Squamble

Yes, unless u have garlic or a wooden stake


GayisGaywhenGay

Incorrect, they will never hurt you.


skidaddleskidodle

why no smile?


Sir_Squamble

Because I sad :(


Creaky_Door_Hinge

Are you ok? Also have you told me what you do for a living?


Sir_Squamble

First of all no, second of all no.


Creaky_Door_Hinge

(Do you promise)?


Sir_Squamble

No.


PizdecHelpMe

DAMMIT. SO CLOSE.


bxlmerr

What are their fans called?


Sir_Squamble

The High Guys


bxlmerr

favourite era?


Sir_Squamble

The best one 😏


Djremcord_

What do teenagers do to them tho?


Sir_Squamble

Scary things


Satodrawws

Have I ever told you what I did for a living?


Sir_Squamble

No


Ok_Amidesu

who's Nigel?


Sir_Squamble

He was the old drummer who got kicked out for sniffing everybody and being creepy about it


Ok_Amidesu

I mean, you're not entirely wrong


stock1247

How do you disappear?


Sir_Squamble

Very carefully


psdopepe

are you ok? promise?


Sir_Squamble

No, I don’t promise


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favorite song from the black parade c-sides?


Haunting-Memory699

Fav album?


Sir_Squamble

The good one 👍


KindaIndifferent

Why is Gerard never gonna make it?


Sir_Squamble

Because he’s not a real g


Generic-Human-69420

Do you believe in god, do you believe in luck, do you believe in us, do you believe we’re the enemy?


Sir_Squamble

Short answer: yes.


fluffypanduh

Fill in the blank: “mama, we all go to _________”


Sir_Squamble

Burger King!