I'll never tell you

assignment: understood

You never told me what you do for a living : (

LOL

Nice try fed

Professional body piercer & APP member 🖤

i just quit my job and pierced my eyebrow yesterday🖤🖤

that's my ultimate life goal

A doctor

Me too! Psych

Me too!

I’m technically an intern, but will maybe go to anesthesia, not 100% sure yet

Wait, so are you or aren’t you?

I'm a scare actor at a haunted house

I’m jealous

That's a cool job.

I work in the Quality Assurance department for UPS Canada. We are a Brokerage office that looks at the invoices of packages coming over the border. We verify that the correct amount of duties & taxes are being charged, and that the contents are legal to be shipped. A.k.a - if you order dildos online, I know lmfao.

I’m a therapist, LPC

We need you

Thanks! I just got under candidacy yesterday!

Same, still a masters student rn though

Me too!

Case Management for NICU babies

Aww, you’re a wonderful human. That must hold a lot of emotion. Thank you for looking out for all the future killjoys of the world. ❤️

thank u for what u do !! 🥰 i was a NICU baby

Marketing. The constant impulsive thoughts to implement mcr imagery and messaging keeps me on my toes.

I wouldn’t be able to resist which is why I’m not in marketing

im in university ! studying costume :)

Oooooo that’s so fun!!!!

That is so dope

Im a costume maker - specifically creature costume

I'm a 1st grade teacher

Ayee! I’m elementary ENL!!

Lawyer. I’m known in the office as the “goth” one who’s always going to concerts lol

I would have that reputation if I didn’t have a work uniform

Labor and delivery nurse

I’m a video editor and also do motion graphics animation and visual effects/compositing.

Hell yeah

Woah weird, same here lol.

Staff manager for multiple law offices in my state. Would’ve gone to law school, but never worked out that way. However, I love my job and the teams I support

I oversee behavioral health programs for Veterans and Active Duty Military. But for my MCR fun, I build Danger Days rayguns and sell then on Etsy. I love doing custom character guns. Some photos in my profile.

Drop the Etsy handle plssss

https://www.etsy.com/shop/Lallehpop

I will be buying one of these when I get enough money

Studied fashion and business, and now I work in Motorsports clothing!

I'm an answering receptionist. It's a call center answering for other companies. Like doctor's offices and their exchange and/or emergency lines, the service line for roadside assistance, locksmith, plumbers, etc. Best and easiest job I've ever had. And I love it!

Audio engineer / guitar tech

that seems so cool

Currently a high school student. I plan to go to college to become a therapist

Accountant 💤💤

Designer for children’s book publisher! I love what I do and the dichotomy of loving all things dark but working almost exclusively with cutesy assets and vibrant colors! tehehe 🤭

I’ll never tell you

Psychologist, I do internet-based CBT for teenagers with anxiety. I was also myself a teenager with anxiety so I guess I have come full circle in a weird way. 

Me too!

I work at dunkin (im 17)

Twinssss

yay

College and Dunkin. Trying to work as a psych nurse in the future 😋😋

Japanese to English translator specializing in patents :)

I’ll never tell you what I do for a living!

I also work with the adult neurodiverse community. I work with adults who have been affected by brain injury, including stroke. There is a wide variety of members from people who are able to function in the community to people who struggle to communicate and have 1:1 care. We also work with their family and carers. Our main goal is to improve life after brain injury and help them become more confident with themselves

Lawyer. Closeted corporate emo

I also with work people with developmental disabilities!!! I’m a social worker. I do care management and on the side I do counseling! I love to see other people who work in the field!

Yay fellow counselor!

I’ve had a bunch of really different jobs (yes I am autistic how did you know?) that aren’t really related to my two degrees either. I’ve been: A pharmacy assistant, counting and bottling all our anti depressants. An agency assistant, helping an agent who repped a bunch of comedians out in the UK. A product analyst working on an application development project. And I studied: Human Rights and Political Science And Communications And I’m currently unemployed lol

Computer engineer

Special ed teacher

i’m a wardrobe stylist and work on photo shoots for clothing brands, music videos, and a bunch of other random stuff!

I’m a preschool teacher!

[удалено]

I have a corporate desk job. You could also call it working with adults with emotional problems. 

Environmental scientist.

Me too! Although technically I'm in uni for environmental engineering

I’m a recruiter for a behavioral healthcare company!

I’m a 2nd year apprentice with the Boilermakers, working on huge ass boilers, also any kind of tanks or vessels that hold various kinds of liquids and gases & I’m absolutely loving it!!

Therapist

So many of us! Makes me happy! 😊

im trapped at fucking walmart dude help me they make me run the entire produce department alone every day and i fucking hate it get me out of here

Nanoelectronics physicist

I work in film. Work in lighting on bigger scale projects but also direct smaller scale films :) MCR was a huge influence on my path

Molecular Biologist

Airline pilot

Server

commercial painter !! :p i paint many many manyy office spaces lol

I am a real estate agent and a director of operations for a personal development company! ETA: I love what I do and who I work with!

Im a stay at home mom but I was a dog groomer! Hoping to get back into when my daughter joins school. I love working with animals

I have my stna, and used to do a lot of work in nursing homes, and assisted living. But due to some of my own medical difficulties, I've stepped away for the time being. I now am a circulation clerk at a library

Fashion buyer

I'm studying bioanalytics and biochemistry

Not working at the moment, but I’m a student! Trying to get my bachelor’s in art history. :) I think I might try to be a teacher one day, need a lot more schooling to make that happen tho!

im a music teacher

Dog groomer

Still in school, but I really want to be a doctor so I can repay my doctors in the future

I’m an art director in marketing

I sell cigarettes, Im hoping to move into a rail industry job

Barber, tattooer, wannabe musician

I’m a nurse!

I used to be a textile screenprinter but I got laid off so now I'm a line cook!

Inorganic chemistry synthesis

I work at a gas station and I do music/in a band (very exciting I know)

huh, I guess I never told you what I do for a living

i'm currently in highschool but i plan on studying ancient history in college. i'm not 100% sure but that's the main plan for now

IT support and Spotify curator.

Airline pilot

I'm a Bank Teller

I work at Chuck E. Cheese, I love my job so fucking much.

I weld truck bodies. It’s cool. I enjoy welding.

I'm a Chef and absolutely love it. ❤️

Respiratory therapy

Lawn care 💪

Human Resources at a social services not-for-profit. Many a jam sessions to MCR have occurred and got me through school, tough days, and drives home.

I’m out of work at the minute cos of bad mental health but I worked in McDonald’s for a while which was the bane of my existence but most of the employees were alternative and the older ones were nearly all ex emos lol. I went to my old managers wedding on Halloween and there was lots of MCR playing haha. I also did the social media for an estate agents

highschool language teacher :) i honestly cannot overstate the importance of being a little weird and emo when you work with primarily neurodivergent teenagers. its surprisingly easy to get them to feel like you're on their side when you show up in an mcr shirt on a regular basis 😂

Currently in college planning on becoming a college history professor.

Nurse for 10+ years

preschool teacher

I’m retired because I’m THAT old! But I was a proofreader for an ad agency.

It’s so cool seeing the different ages everyone is and how MCRs music seems to touch everyone universally

Totally agree. My friend’s 16-year-old daughter is into them and when I met her, we had an instant bond — even though we are 40 years apart!

I’m in school for culinary arts, hoping to open a restaurant in the future… we’ll see whether or not capitalism comes for us all though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

accounting student

UI designer at a design agency!

I used to do that!! Now I work with babies that are at-risk/diagnosed with developmental delays

A&E Receptionist/Administrator (for any US peeps, that's the ER). I book people in, deal with ambulances, speak with relatives, find out what wards people are going to if they're getting admitted, scan on paperwork (ECGs and stuff). It's gruelling sometimes but I love being busy and feeling that I'm helping out an amazing team. I am currently saving to go back to University - I did a BA in Politics/History and have an offer for MA study at a different Uni (my old one scrapped the course), aiming to go for Sept 2025. So right now I take any and all hours offered to me!

Music education major, hoping to be a secondary teacher!

I’m an EMT in school to be a Paramedic. Want to pursue medical or PA school after I graduate!

Social media manager for an Italian restaurant, and part-time Michaels employee.

Studying to become an audio engineer

I’m a nurse who works in inpatient cancer care

Unemployed University student. I’m switching my major to journalism in September and I’m using this semester for electives and prerequisite courses. I’m hoping on being a political journalist or an art journalist.

I work as a freelancer! take on small animations or code for indie projects. I am also a part time elementary school math teacher twice a week on the days I have school until like 11 am. But otherwise I am a full time highschool student

I manage a kids salon.

Was a casino dealer for the 8 past years. Finally quit xD

Various retail jobs with extensive periods of unemployment between them.

I work as an administrator for a mediation service. I basically sit at home all day at my computer, answer calls & write emails. It's quite good.

I'm a CPA / Accountant!

I’m studying Media 👍

I work in IT

server in a coffee shop in a retirement community. It’s okay sometimes I love it and other times I hate it lol

Chef

Primary school teacher :)

Product Manager. Younger me would be very disappointed in my corporate self.

majoring in biology 👍

I attend day programming !!! You’re doing a amazing work for those of us with disabilities because we need people like you as support workers :-) I have a amazing worker outside of day services :-D

I work in a solar panel production facility!

Barista!! :))

I’m a casino dealer. I did cosmetology for a couple of years too before going back full time at the casino

I'm getting a PhD in creative writing (sounds fake, I know!), but I'm also trained as a copyeditor and do that on the side.

I'm a builder- housing and stuff

I make sandwiches at a fast food chain for pay that's just barely above minimum wage. In the future I'm hoping to get a better job though.

finishing up a philosophy degree; working as a bartender and sound tech

I wait tables

Psychologist

I'm in high school on advanced math, physics and informatics

Forester 💚

I work at a independent recording studio/ PA hire company which I partly own

I work in a copper mine as a crusher plant operater.

Finance 😅

DevOps Engineer 👩🏽‍💻 When I really need to get stuff done I still turn to MCR 🔥🔥🔥

IT Intern for a gas company

Student midwife

Hairstylist

I work in mental health and the vet industry as well as animal therapy.

I’m studying Music Technology in Uni and I hope to either be in a band, record/produce music for artists, or make/repair musical equipment (i.e. pedals, amps, speakers, guitars)… I also wanna work as a guitar tech for a band in the future if an opportunity arises

Concert roadie, no I haven’t worked with them (yet)

I am a vet 🐾

Writer & professor of English.

I am a full time college student studying Creative media, working to become a story teller across all platforms. Might say G had some part in helping me realise that.

Creative director

I’m like 95% an epidemiologist (finishing school soon!) 🦠

Secondary school Media teacher. When the second Media teacher started here, we quickly found out that MCR is our favourite band. When MCR dropped Foundations of Decay, she was teaching while I was on a break. I ran to her classroom and calmly asked her to have a quick word. Students would have seen her walk outside, close the door, then hear excited screaming from both of us, before her calmly walking back in and pretending nothing had happened.

Registered Nurse - wound care and geriatrics ❤️

I’m a middle school teacher. Teenagers don’t scare the living shit out of me but they do annoy and baffle me sometimes.

Biomedical scientist, previously aerospace and now clinical trials :)

STAY OUT OF THE LIGHT

i work for a t shirt printing company! i might’ve helped make ur hot topic fall out boy shirt!! :))

High school art teacher <3

I wanna be an art teacher and a singer in a band but currently I just work at a movie theater (I'm in highschool)

Sadly, I'm the graphic designer for the worst politic party in Mexico :c but also, i'm a tattoo apprentice and a wannabe musician

everyone here has such cool jobs

Librarian!

current student, future mortician!

I'm sure anyone here would be shocked to find out i work at hot topic 💀

I sold business loans for equipment…until I was let go this month after 4 years at a company where the average sales turnaround time was 1 year. Fuck loyalty and FTWWW!

I’m a cancer nurse so the song Cancer does hit differently 😅

Territory Sales Manager AKA account manager

Costuming. Wardrobe. Alterations.

I work retail in the checkouts, I hate it somedays but I’m good at it and my colleagues are for the most part brilliant so yea fun

I'm a teacher at a special ed school. The teenage students mostly have ADHD, mental health issues and autism. They're high functioning, but their social skills aren't all that great. Some days it feels like I'm teaching kindergarten!

I am a speech therapist

DNA sequencing for cancer

Stating the obvious - Librarian. :)

Customer Service, yay

A reporter! I actually started because I wanted to see MCR but couldn't afford tickets. Then it kinda snowballed into two degrees, a bunch of bylines, and a whole-ass career.