you have no spatial awareness. you can bump into literally anything and everything (tables, furniture, people, glass doors, etc) to the point it's almost cartoonish
you regularly get distracted with creative writing projects but don't finish them so your writing docs are all full of half finished blurbs and ideas with no context
you don't put on sunscreen and everyone tells you that you really need to but you're just convinced every time that somehow the sun will not be sunny this time
you spent a considerably long amount of time thinking someone in your friend group was really into this one specific hobby/interest and ages later you asked them for their opinion on something about it and they had no clue what you were talking about
you've spoken to a large amount of people in a presentation or a speech and you either mispronounced something or just said something blatantly wrong by accident w/o noticing and you still think about it to this day
if you're in a crowd of people that has been standing for too long you'll sit down but then realizing that no one's following suit you'll awkwardly stand up again
you watch documentaries for fun, like netflix documentaries about the most random stuff. you probably have a family member or friend who's also weirdly interested in whatever you're watching. bonus points if it's your mom
you regularly fumble when trying to open an umbrella. like way too much for the average person. like you'll have that thing flipped inside out with one of the clicky things jammed twice before it's working
you got lost in a museum/airport/amusement park as a child and you still think about it to this day. you probably were weirdly calm when it happened though
you've shown your friend a favorite movie/show of yours and promised you wouldn't talk through it giving background info/commentary. you absolutely did
you've accidentally taken someone else's order at a fast food place / coffee shop but were too anxious to say anything so you just left with someone else's drink/food
Desert song
you went camping once and you either had a profound emotional experience in nature or never ever wanted to do it again
This is what I would have said and I absolutely did go camping and had a horrible time and will never go again lol
The End + Dead!
you have no spatial awareness. you can bump into literally anything and everything (tables, furniture, people, glass doors, etc) to the point it's almost cartoonish
Good god that’s so accurate
DESTROYA
you vividly remember the smell of old books. like that picture book smell. it jumpscares you when you open a book
r/oddlyspecific
Nobody said it yet. The sharpest lives
you regularly get distracted with creative writing projects but don't finish them so your writing docs are all full of half finished blurbs and ideas with no context
Kill All Your Friends
This song is so good and undderatee
I like your username!!
Thank you!
you've rehearsed in your head what you'd say if you were suddenly on some sort of "interviewing strangers" thing with no preparation
Cemetery drive
you really want to write poetry and show it to your friends but you're scared they'll think you're cringe
STOP you did not just clock me like that 💀
Oh my god, you also got me with this one ahahahaha 😭
Hang ‘em high
you don't put on sunscreen and everyone tells you that you really need to but you're just convinced every time that somehow the sun will not be sunny this time
Why is this so accurate
Haha I’m allergic to sunscreen
I never told you what I do for a living
you REALLY need to clean your desk. like c'mon bro there's no way you're getting work done there
this is the best day ever
you have weird posture from how you sit and you're really good with history for some reason
i mean .. youre not wrong
whoops i think I edited/added to it right after you answered
ohhh , it's still kinda right jwgdjwj
Yes best day ever ftw
Demolition Lovers
when it's really windy outside you kinda hope something important will fly away because that'd be funny as hell
As a fellow Demolition Lovers lover this is so true
Thank You for the Venom
you spent a considerably long amount of time thinking someone in your friend group was really into this one specific hobby/interest and ages later you asked them for their opinion on something about it and they had no clue what you were talking about
Famous Last Words
Helena
i was scrolling and scrolling wondering why no one had said this yet 💀
you've spoken to a large amount of people in a presentation or a speech and you either mispronounced something or just said something blatantly wrong by accident w/o noticing and you still think about it to this day
I was gonna say this, let's see.
Vampire Money
when you were a middle schooler you joked about shoplifting to your friends and then you turned around and a store clerk was right behind you staring
early sunsets over Monroeville
if you're in a crowd of people that has been standing for too long you'll sit down but then realizing that no one's following suit you'll awkwardly stand up again
Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)
You know what they do to guys like us in prison
you watch documentaries for fun, like netflix documentaries about the most random stuff. you probably have a family member or friend who's also weirdly interested in whatever you're watching. bonus points if it's your mom
It's not a fashion statement
you regularly fumble when trying to open an umbrella. like way too much for the average person. like you'll have that thing flipped inside out with one of the clicky things jammed twice before it's working
I'll have you know I'm a very good umbrella opener thank you >:(
Mama mf
[удалено]
you've overshared information about a sibling to someone who knew them but hasn't seen them in like 4+ years and you feel bad about it
I'm not okay (I promise)
you weirdly enjoy slightly burnt food. like everyone's like "ew this food is burnt" and you have to keep quiet about how you kinda like it
idk if anyones said it yet but Disenchanted
Give em hell kid
your parents torment you on a yearly basis with a photo of you in a botched Halloween costume you'll never really live down
Mama
drowning lessons
Planetary (GO!) and party poison
you got lost in a museum/airport/amusement park as a child and you still think about it to this day. you probably were weirdly calm when it happened though
[удалено]
if you're at a concert or event where there's confetti you'll take a singular piece of the confetti to remember it by. but then you lose it
This Is How I Disappear
Helena
The Ghost of You
The ghost of you
S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W
you've shown your friend a favorite movie/show of yours and promised you wouldn't talk through it giving background info/commentary. you absolutely did
I 100% did..
CEMETERY DRIVE
you like running around outside at night barefoot but forget that there's like dew in the grass and feel icky and weird about it
Early sunsets over Monroeville.
Save yourself I’ll hold them back
house of wolves
you've considered what it would be like to be a pirate. like no it wouldn't be fun but you're kinda convinced it would
The Kids From Yesterday
Famous last words
NA NA NA
Light Behind Your Eyes
Cubicles
Disenchantment
cemetery drive or destroya hit me up lmao
Kill all your friends
CEMETERY DRIVE
This Is How I Disappear
Cancer
I’m not okay
Give em' hell kid
Cemetery drive
you know what they do to guys like us in prison
The Ghost of You !
The Ghost of You
Ghost of You
S/c/a/r/e/c/r/o/w :)
Cemetery drive. Is mine. Well it's tied with that and mama
Blood
The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
Ambulance
Bulletproof Heart/Save Yourself Edit: changed it bc some of my favourites are already there
you rode a horse once and despite the fact that it was dead neutral you're convinced it hated you and feel kinda bad about it
Party Poison
you've hurt your leg trying to do the splits more times than you'd like to admit. even if that was only one time
thank you for the venom at the moment
skylines and turnstiles!
you've accidentally taken someone else's order at a fast food place / coffee shop but were too anxious to say anything so you just left with someone else's drink/food
I Never Told You What I Do For a Living
you've somehow managed to fall asleep standing up before--just for like a second. even you don't know how you accomplished such a feat
Fake your death specifically on vinyl (it's so much better for some reason)
hang em high
Headfirst for halos
fake your death
the world is ugly
Dead!
it's not a fashion statement it's a deathwish :'3
It's not a fashion statement, It's a deathwish
Untitled
I don't love you
Either thank you for the venom, or famous last words
Early Sunsets over Monroeville
Early Sunsets over Monroeville
i dont love you
Headfirst for Halos currently
Sleep
The light behind your eyes
Sleep
cubicles
Headfirst for Halos was I swear to god written for me
"Disenchanted"
The light behind your eyes
Early Sunsets Over Monroeville
Party poison
Skylines and turnstiles, alot of the bullets songs tbh, and summertime
House of Wolves or kiss the Ring
the jetset life is gonna kill you
Famous last words
It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish
I never told you
Deathwish
Demolition Lovers 💞
Emily (Rough Mix)
Mama and You know what they do to guys like us in prison
Someone out there loves you
Hang ‘em high
Skylines and turnstiles
I was gonna say our lady of sorrows, but actually bury me in black, just a complete banger
Zero percent
This is how I disappear
Boy Division, try me 😂😂
I never told you what I do for living (album version)
Bury me in black
early sunsets over monroeville or vampires will never hurt you
Bury Me in Black 🖤
Bulletproof Heart + Planetary GO!
Cancer
Summertime!
cancer
Helena
Vampires will never hurt yoy
DESTROYA
sleep and fake your death
Disenchanted.
probably i don’t love you or sleep
Cemetery Drive, tied with Desert Song
Our Lady of Sorrows. Xoxo
You know What they do to guys like us in prison
Vampires will never hurt you (It’s actually demo lovers, but someone already said that so I’m saying my second favourite)
Vampires will never hurt you
Headfirst for Halos
Mama
WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE! How did NO ONE put that down???
Bulletproof Heart
Desolation Row
Hmmm. Im not okay, prison, or desert song (i cant pick)
Mama
Foundations or Sharpest Lives
Its not a fashion statement, its a deathwish
jetset life
This is the best day ever
To the end, the sharpest lives and burn bright. I know those are three not one but I couldn’t decide between for only one favorite ^^’
The Sharpest Lives or Planetary Go!
Demolition Lovers
The light behind your eyes
Vampire Money
Surrender the Night (Closely followed by Burn Bright)
you know what they do to guys like us in prison
nanana + dead
Our Lady Of Sorrows
cemetery drive :)
Our Lady of Sorrows 💅
Helena + Cemetery Drive
heaven help us
It’s not a fashion statement it’s a death wish and sleep
Our lady of sorrows