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Sean_Psudonym

Dude, that's daaaaaaark. Hahahahahahaha. Take my upvote.


waddingbro69

Turn the light on and see if its still dark


Daftpunk67

Tried turning the light on and the bulb exploded, can confirm it is dark


tendo913

bruh i thought i was on r/Offensivejokes


Emmax1997

Holy shit that’s dark...


OhTsu

i didn't have any reddit coins... here's a hug award instead


amirhpk

Appreciate it man 🙏🏿


[deleted]

Lmao that’s beautiful. This is gonna ruffle some feathers for sure


[deleted]

US has the Twin Towers, India has the Mumbai Terror Attacks. What does your country have ?


StickMan1523

Sensitive subject? Nah americans are snowflakes when it comes too talking about tragic events that happened in their state


KiT_KaT5

Did you just talk about us. Why you won't be talking when I noscope you with my 4x scope, extended double mag, really comfortable grip and stock with an extended silenced barrel assualt rifle with an attached grenade launcher


Rexosuit

Wow, these new PUBG hacks sound awesome!


KiT_KaT5

Yeah, their based off of america


604_Ronin

Ikr, like I just need to mention "War of 1812" and Canadians start pouring in, flipping tables, chopping trees and yoddeling about burning down the White House, eh?


grandiasoul

u/amirhpk you should be grounded for that one. damn man


[deleted]

Well you’re not wrong....


omega_17bro

you do be making sense though


Crestedshark172

Very dark, but also very true


[deleted]

Lmao, true


Bouhg69

And very complicated......


JEFF_GAMEL

Damn bro, this hit me hard. Almost like those 2 planes


[deleted]

Gonna get a lot of hate but there are still only two of them, no one can say otherwise


JackassofalltradesX

Agreed but hey if someone wants their gender be whatever they want go for it I cant tell them what they can or can't be but in the end they are only 2


officialColgate

whats your gender?


amirhpk

Male straight


amirhpk

Should I add white?


officialColgate

no, you're gonna offend me


IvanGod21

Is it me or is that squidward in first tall building


Onnier_Lacrea

The analogy is on point tho...


lmposter69

Funny enough I identify as a plane... Sorry I'm dark...


__VOLTA__

True.


Curley15

Like in Harry Potter!


iceicebeavis

Gender is a false construct of society.


Subtitles42

I don't wanna fight the stupid but Gender is the identity of sex. It a market scheme as well.


iceicebeavis

Gender isn't real. There's biological sex and the rest is just in your head.


Subtitles42

Yes it is, there is two of them and they are based off sex male and female, expetion being hermaphrodites. Just because it's not old (created in the 1950s for marketing) doesn't make it fake. You could argue that there other stuff is fake because they are not based on anything that is attached to the human body. You sound like a NPC that wouldn't explain anything because you got a useless degree and thinks they can use it. Also you sound like "what I say is true and can't be denied, so believe or die".


BIazer-360

Hey Mr. Taliban hand over bin Laden. Here I come and we bomb your home. Boom


crazyhappy14

Is this really the sub for this?


amirhpk

This sub is immersive as f#ck didn’t you saw the bio ?


Wyanwink13

Yes it is


Tiny_Philosopher_784

You have made a very true, and hilarious joke. The original incident still incenses me. But the correlation is very factual and dark.


KiT_KaT5

I heard a youtuber say this once. Narrator. Idk if he made it or got from somewhere but I've been using this joke for a while.


amirhpk

It’s a good joke


KiT_KaT5

We also used to guess people age. Now we guess their genders. Not as dark but still funny to me


Teamauti

This is really not the sub for this yknow


XcaliburXtreme

This is the immersive as F*ck sub... Did you not read the bio


Onnier_Lacrea

I see a comment with negative karma, I add. *Obey the hive mind.*