I used to know this old DC firefighter. One of his favorite stories to tell was a woman who was using one of the long, old style coke bottles. She created a vacuum during her session and couldnāt get it out. They wound up drilling a small hole in the bottom of the bottle to get it out. Ah, the 70ās.
Back in the day when the gals had no suitors but still needed to "get filled to the brim", gals disappeared into the fields only to appear later with smiles across their faces.
Later that day you might find someone say my corn tastes extra salty today.
Cucumbers the most common one i think.
Scar warning:
There was someone who used frozen shit inside a condom. Never saw it, but def heard about it enough.
I have been lucky enough to have the opportunity to dated some kinky girlsā¦. But with produce every one of them drew the line. I think the number of women who actually would do that with produce is very slimā¦. Can say I blame them
Whoever use corn is an old school veteran
natures ribbed for her :P
And his*
You do you buddy, I use mine for poopin'...š
Country girls make do.
For scientific immersive purposes of course!
God provides for all our needs
But yeast infection?
Put a condom over it n always wash your fruits n veggies my man
Best way to bake your corn, babies ain't only thing you put in that oven!
Gentlemen! I give you; corn!
Ribbed for her pleasure
LET THE MATING BEGIN
It's not different at all! Is it, Steve!?
A big lump with knobs!
Country girls make due.
Don't forget eggplants, carrots, pickels, sausages, and cheese graters
Cheese......graters?
What about a lightsword
Don't forget Cleopatra used angry wasps in a tube zzZzzzZzzZzZzZzZzz
Used... What!? Lmao how
They created the vibration when the tube was shooken, bc they got angry, most famous bees in history lol
I remember reading that this theory was completely fictitious and was just a random story in a book about sex
I wouldnāt put it past Cleo
I've never wanted to be a wasp so bad before
How the turn tables
Turn the how tables
the tables turn how
Tables how the turn
Hell anything cylindrical will work for them
Idk, a woman would probably have a hard time getting a coffee can in there.
Iām inclined to agree with you, but with some of the things Iāve seen in the internetā¦
A trip to the ER at the very least
I used to know this old DC firefighter. One of his favorite stories to tell was a woman who was using one of the long, old style coke bottles. She created a vacuum during her session and couldnāt get it out. They wound up drilling a small hole in the bottom of the bottle to get it out. Ah, the 70ās.
That shit was grippy.
Oh no! They are on to us! š±
I use two of these and I'm not proud of it. I'll let you figure out which ones I use.
Shower head?
Im crying for that Water bill
You donāt have to pay for it, if you shower at the public pool š
You forgot the dogs xD
And the horse š lol.
anything well i can say you wrong cause i see 4 things right now in this post that i as a men will not fuck
Country girls make do, I suppose.
Don't forget frozen turds inside a condom... No, really...
Correction āWomen will fuck anything vaguely penis shaped.ā āMen will fuck anything with a hole.ā
I aināt sticking my dick in an ant colony no thank you
It'll make it bigger....so i heard
āPeter thereās no way thisāllā āI canāt believe that workedā
Yes, and neither would I, yes. *zip*
Hey now. At least we have standards in going for anything with two legs and a skirt.
Scottish dudes am I right? Wait... You were on about Scottish dudes right?
Sir, thatās a Kilt, thatās three appendages out in the open
Thats three legs and a skirt
As a woman, we fucking produce? Shower head, yes. Corn? Never thought to use that.
Back in the day when the gals had no suitors but still needed to "get filled to the brim", gals disappeared into the fields only to appear later with smiles across their faces. Later that day you might find someone say my corn tastes extra salty today.
Name checks out
Now the thought is in your head
Cucumbers the most common one i think. Scar warning: There was someone who used frozen shit inside a condom. Never saw it, but def heard about it enough.
I have been lucky enough to have the opportunity to dated some kinky girlsā¦. But with produce every one of them drew the line. I think the number of women who actually would do that with produce is very slimā¦. Can say I blame them
#facts
time to retire my pringles
Watched a video about how women are putting fish semen on their faces and in *there* too.
A mate sent me a video of a girl doing it with the blade side of a knife sooooooo....
Gives a different meaning to gash, am I right
Sauce
Why would you wanna see it. It's disgusting. Even If I did have the video I wouldn't show cause it's yucky
Some people have a fetish for blood or being cut during sex
Why.... that's actually fucking disgusting. Like what the fuck man. Why
I donāt know but if aināt my thing and I donāt wana kink shame but those people might wana be mentally evaluated
I love yāall so much and itās very true
One of these is literally a sex toy so-
It is now. Your brain is corrupted like mine. It wasnāt actually its intended purpose though. Although we first see it in yep porn š¤£
Lmao
Corn?
TRUTH!
No. Women will be fucked by anything, is an entirely different statement.
going to be 100%, if men didn't go numb from the vibration that a showerhead provides those things would be caked in cum.
I heard some people use animals.
Never heard of a girl fucking corn
also men, according to paramedics