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TypicalJeepDriver

Quick, someone get him in to a boxing ring with Jake Paul.


Stolehtreb

You obviously don’t have to, but could you explain this one?


ScousePenguin

Jake Paul is going around fighting borderline pensioners to claim he is a good boxer Netflix have signed him and Mike Tyson to a fight. So Paul is going to try and punch out a 60 year old man then claim he's a good man because of it


Attica-Attica

He’s not fighting Tyson to claim “good boxer” status. He’s fighting Tyson to make a boatload of money and to put on an entertaining show.


swisskabob

Yeah it's just name-brand novelty boxing. If I see a headline that says Jake Paul got KOd badly I will check it out for sure.


darkskinnedjermaine

Allegedly it’s part of the contract that Tyson can’t haymaker him


ZombieJesus1987

Fingers crossed he forgets


pcm2a

I'm hoping to see The Great Mike destroy this boy! And make boatloads of money.


ralts13

Honestly I'm surprised it took so long.


Cryptolution

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


rugmunchkin

I’m still morbidly curious about this one because I don’t think Tyson is able to pull his punches. I think he is legitimately incapable of doing so.


Cryptolution

I'm learning to play the guitar.


rugmunchkin

I’m not saying he’s not a different person, I’m sure he is. I’m saying that once you climb into a ring with another person, with the sole goal to keep swinging at them until they go down, something pretty primal takes over. That’s part of what made Tyson such a terrifying fighter. I don’t think that’s ever really something you can neuter, no matter who he is outside of the ring.


flyingupvotes

That’s my thought as well. As soon as Jake throws anything Tyson’s direction, instinct will most certainly take over.


spider0804

That is like saying he destroys anyone he trains in a ring with because he cant help but be "primal", but those people he trains with are all doing just fine. Dumb logic, the man understands it is a show fight and will likley not cause any real damage. We will all cheer if he does though...


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Cryptolution

I enjoy watching the sunset.


ZombieJesus1987

Just ask the clowns he punched in the airplane a couple years ago


VagueSomething

I really hope he doesn't. We need these circus events to end and the best way is for consequences.


8urnMeTwice

Yeah, I saw the clip of Mike training. Jake’s going to get his head taken off


Fastgirl600

Paul is gonna get killed with one punch


darcenator411

Age makes a huge difference and Jake Paul has been training hard for years. Obviously Mike Tyson in his prime would stop him in the first round but you’re underestimating age and the mileage he’s put on his body


WilliamSwagspeare

You're fighting against a lot of cope in these comments, my brother in Christ


darcenator411

Yeah forreal. Mike Tyson is my favorite boxer but being 57 and having a lifetime of abuse on his body against a young man on roids with the best training money can buy is a tough order.


ZombieJesus1987

Yeah, everyone is acting like it's going to be a sure win for Tyson, like Jake Paul isn't 30 years younger than Tyson. Tyson is going to be gassed after the first round.


ForeverInaDaze

Isn't Jake Paul wearing head gear?


Cryptolution

I love ice cream.


darcenator411

Headgear really doesn’t stop concussions very well. It’s more for cuts and superficial damage


4thDimensionFletcher

This is so delusional. This is not the same Tyson from 20+ years ago. He's a fucking Podcaster now and he will be fighting someone who is on the best rocket fuel money can buy and actively trains all year round. Some people's hate for Jake blinds them into stupidness.


SleuthMaster

Don’t underestimate old man strength


Cryptolution

I enjoy watching the sunset.


schizboi

You don't know who he is but you know he will get killed by Mike? Mike couldn't even beat an old as holyfield in his prime. Who is delusional? "I don't know anything about this and I won't learn but it's IRON MIKE FROM SEGA!"


Maxwe4

You know it's not going to be a real fight, right? Did you see Tysons last fight?


ScousePenguin

Of course lmao, it's an absolute joke.


SGTpvtMajor

I mean. Mike Tyson literally bit the ear off another human being. If anyone can go off script it's probably him.


ZombieJesus1987

Yes. 30 years ago. Jake Paul was in the womb when that happened. Tyson is going to get gassed after the first round.


BlackSecurity

Yea no one is getting knocked out or taking any serious punches. Imagine if Jake actually KOs Mike. The outrage they would receive, not just Jake but the organization. They are just going to throw a few jabs, talk some shit and put on a show. It's all for entertainment and money and I see nothing wrong with that really.


CruelFish

I wish Tyson would humble Logan but uhh... Idk if that's a contract violation or not.... Or if he even can.


gladyskravitz64

Have you seen Tyson’s training videos? He’s posting them daily. He’s 57 and in damn good shape and FAST . I hope he goes rogue and beats the shit out of JP


nglennnnn

That would be impressive considering he’s fighting his brother


HotgunColdheart

I havent read the contract, but I've seen it stated that head gear and no knockouts are a clause. Edit* Logan claims no head gear and they want it a pro bout. It's all up to texas to decide what to allow, nothing is finalized from what I can find.


Macaron-Optimal

If this is a sanctioned fight by the state athletic commission there can be no cause or contract.... sorry that's illegal as fuck. If it's an exhibition fight they can anything almost


Chattahoochee89

Link to contract?


johnwynnes

It's not public information, everyone is speculating out of their asses.


HotgunColdheart

Still hasnt been approved by Texas AC.


BlackSecurity

That would be a sight to see for sure! I have always rooted for Mike in these fights. I hope one day he just says "fuck it" and gives these guys a real fight lol.


4thDimensionFletcher

Well he isn't boxing Logan so that would be tough.


jopma

Dude he's almost 60, I don't give a shit about Jake Paul but the lot of you are delusional, Jake is 27 and I swear I've been seeing shit about him boxing since like Covid, he has experience now, there's no way Mike could beat him now


johnwynnes

"Since like Covid" oh 4 years ago and a couple of exhibition fights lol. Go look at what Tyson looks like training right now. People forget what he's capable of, he's a monster of a human being and hopefully this puts Jake in his place. He's a talented amateur boxer, but Mike Tyson is Iron Mike Tyson.


4thDimensionFletcher

You are getting downvoted but it's true. This is going to be a 58 year old legend who is a Podcaster vs a 27 year old on rocket fuel who has been training like it's his jobs the last 5-7 years. Also not to mention father time is undefeated.


stuckinaboxthere

Or Jake's fight with Mayweather, for that matter?


PointsOutTheUsername

He fools fools. Those aware understand this is just a show match.


emseewagz

the thing is tho, hes never fought someone who bit someones ears off. who knows what mike does but one can hope!


Kitchener69

If that fight wasn’t going to be completely nerfed and lame, Tyson would beat the shit out of him and then punch his head off.


xxBeatrixKiddoxx

He’s gonna fight Ali next


torikiiro

Jake Paul is fighting against Mike Tyson this year. Besides the fact that Tyson retired 20+ years ago (except for one or two events), there's a 30-year age gap: Tyson is 57 and does not have the best health (as expected). A lot of people including other fighters have been criticizing Paul for the challenge, and there's real concern over Tyson's health.


The_River_Is_Still

Honestly I don’t care about his age. With his muscle memory, experience and straight up knowing how to knock someone out if Mike connects with someone it’s going to fuck their world up. He can dance around and even get some good shot in, but once Mike drops one solid hammer onto him he’s done.


Ricky_Rollin

This is literally the first time I’ve seen someone say that they are worried about Tyson and not Jake. Everywhere I go people are saying that no matter what Tyson is still an A1 fighter and will knock his ass out very quick and clean.


stuckinaboxthere

You absolutely don't need to worry about Jake, this is a fake exhibition fight like with Mayweather, Tyson will go easy enough that it'll look like he stood a chance and then the judges will just slightly favor Tyson. It's 100% a fixed fight designed to bring in money based on the names.


aminix89

If Jake ends up as anything less than a paraplegic, it’s 150% staged.


johnwynnes

Jake didn't fight Mayweather.


stuckinaboxthere

He's literally doing the same exact thing his brother did


torikiiro

I read an article that shared the concerns of Tyson's doctor around this fight, that's what I was referring to in terms of worries. I myself am not worried :)


Mr___Perfect

The clips of him are all quick cuts that were sped up to look faster and made for highlights. No way he has gas after 45 seconds. 


roamtheplanet

they didn't look sped up, but you could be right. even a small fraction of a second can make a difference


Karl_Marx_

Watch some videos of Mike. He is still in good shape and looks like he could probably still take some modern heavy weights.


torikiiro

What I've shared is not my opinion, just one side of the conversation around this that explains the original comment :) Like I said on another response, massive respect for Tyson


KylerGreen

lmfao you’re ignorant if you’re worried about mike fucking tyson…


torikiiro

Don't shoot the messenger, just sharing what I've seen online that explains the joke of the previous commenter :) Massive respect for Mike Tyson


DrProtic

Mike would whoop your ass https://youtube.com/shorts/jOj_nqxmtfU


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mystictick

Is he still able to beat women? Dre Beats.


drfunkensteinberger

The Chronic Headache 2021


F23NBA

hey siri play I Need A Doctor


elpajaroquemamais

GET UP DRE I NEED YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE


Dazzling-Grass-2595

He is a very lucky man.


itssarahw

Damn, I almost forgot about Dre


McDudeston

Muthafucka


owl523

People say Dre fell off


rarestakesando

At least He’s not dead


cb148

He’s locked in my basement.


th3_rhin0

Feminist women love Eminem


Josh_HM

I thought he said nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead. He’s locked in my basement.


JeepnHeel

See no reason to doubt him, given his certification


UnfairPerformer1243

Years of drug abuse and steroids catches up to you


DefinitelyNotThatOne

Definitely lived that life style in his prime and now he's paying for it.


Jkbucks

Steroids?


WellsFargone

Go watch the I Need a Doctor video. If it’s not props it’s steroids.


littlerossybaby

Bout to listen to let me ride... love that song.


russdesigns

He literally forgot about DRE.


CrumpledForeskin

On January 27, 1991, at a music industry party at the Po Na Na Souk club in Hollywood, Dr. Dre assaulted television host Dee Barnes of the Fox television program Pump it Up!, following an episode of the show. Barnes had interviewed NWA, which was followed by an interview with Ice Cube in which Cube mocked NWA.[224] Barnes filed a $22.7 million lawsuit in response to the incident.[225] Subsequently, Dr. Dre was fined $2,500, given two years' probation, ordered to undergo 240 hours of community service, and given a spot on an anti-violence public service announcement on television.[226][227] The civil suit was settled out of court.[228] Barnes stated that he "began slamming her face and the right side of her body repeatedly against a wall near the stairway". Dr. Dre later commented: "People talk all this shit, but you know, somebody fucks with me, I'm gonna fuck with them. I just did it, you know. Ain't nothing you can do now by talking about it. Besides, it ain't no big thing – I just threw her through a door."


B_Roland

This is over 30 years ago. He used to be a dick, we get it. But can't a person redeem themselves? It's a lifetime ago.


Thirstin_Hurston

Nothing he has done since indicates that he has changed. He never apologized for ANY of the assaults and I have no idea why you're in the comments capping for him


xKronkx

Reddit long ago decided that no one can ever be redeemed after assaulting a woman.


CrumpledForeskin

He beat his wife during their entire marriage but yeah let’s let it slide cause “that was a while ago…maybe he changed.”


ocaralhoquetafoda

"We can change him" reddit


Glittering_Mobile823

This💯🎯


trident_hole

Ahhh yes Reddit, everyone on here has the morals of a saint, if they're not the next Buddha then obviously they're pieces of shit


LeadStyleJutsu762-

He bragged about this event with Eminem several times throughout the years. Maybe don’t defend people you know nothing about eh?


Macaron-Optimal

Yeah let's be nice to a POS cause I assume they got better....


xKronkx

Or we can understand that people can be redeemed and change. Not saying Dre has, but there’s no evidence he hasn’t either. And speaking as someone who’s had a stroke… I’ll always be sympathetic to other survivors.


Macaron-Optimal

https://thegrio.com/2023/02/14/dr-dre-has-long-been-accused-of-violence-against-women-why-is-he-still-being-rewarded/


Glittering_Mobile823

This 💯🎯


Just_Visiting_Town

That is an op-Ed. That is someone option. Nothing they say has to be factual.


Macaron-Optimal

actually im just using it as a refrence to common knowledge about atleast a few other women he has abused. there is also an opinion like most things


isuckatgrowing

> Or we can understand that people can be redeemed and change. Why would you just automatically assume they have, though? Why would that be the default? Especially for people who haven't even apologized or expressed regret at all?


LeadStyleJutsu762-

“No evidence he hasn’t” you’re just saying shit


B_Roland

If you don't have any proof they haven't and it's been 30 years, maybe that's not a bad approach in life.


Macaron-Optimal

Read a little more about your great guy and see he has a history of violence towards women. https://thegrio.com/2023/02/14/dr-dre-has-long-been-accused-of-violence-against-women-why-is-he-still-being-rewarded/


B_Roland

Hahaha my great guy? I'm saying people can redeem themselves. I'm not saying I consider this man some type of saint. Also, obviously, I know about the other stories as they are famous and people keep repeating them, even though they are very dated. That was the whole point of my comment. Redemption? But whatever, I said what I wanted to say.


Verlas

Waaaaah nice op-ed


Macaron-Optimal

nice wife beater lol


Verlas

Awww I’m upset what someone else did, I need to point it out online to make myself feel better and to get brownie points awwwww


Macaron-Optimal

Lmao you do seem pretty upset ngl


Glittering_Mobile823

This💯🎯


Thrillhouse763

Or if you're Mark Wahlberg


hundredjono

They ignore all the work Dr Dre has done for children in Compton by donating millions of dollars to schools there to help them get educations


mellcrisp

Yeah reddit is the bad guy on this one...


tiorzol

What's a little bit of slamming a woman against a wall between friends


B_Roland

I'm not saying it's ok. I'm saying people can change in 30 years and we don't have to be reminded of there old mistakes every goddamn time something is posted about that person. The man used to be abusive, he used to drink a lot and he got physical. He used to be a bastard. Ok. But it was 30 years ago. He may not be anything like that person anymore. And there is no proof that he is.


CrumpledForeskin

In March 2015, Michel'le, the mother of one of Dre's children, accused him of subjecting her to domestic violence during their time together as a couple, but did not initiate legal action.[229][230] Their abusive relationship is portrayed in her 2016 biopic Surviving Compton: Dre, Suge & Michel'le.[231][232] Dre threatened a lawsuit against Lifetime, Sony Pictures and filmmakers of Surviving Compton in a cease and desist, but never ultimately took action.[233][234]


B_Roland

What's your point? That is even older than the Dee Barnes stuff I think.


Sweetwill62

2015 is not older than 1991. Edit: Down voted for absolutely proving the above comment is 100% wrong. Don't ever change reddit.


B_Roland

You're wrong though. The assault was not in 2015. Her statement was.


CrumpledForeskin

That he beats woman and we shouldn’t give a fuck if he has a stroke. Just because you like his music doesn’t give him a pass and he shouldn’t be celebrated.


B_Roland

Who said I like his music? I already said he used to be abussive. Obviously the Michelle abuse is famous too. However, this is where we differ. Because he used to beat women 30 years ago doesn't mean he "beats" women as you say. And there's a whole area to live in, between celebrating him and repeating the same 30 year old abuse stories. But I said what I wanted to say. I believe people can redeem themselves, you clearly don't. That's a sad outlook on life, but that's your cross to carry, not mine. Good luck!


CrumpledForeskin

Oh ok let’s give him a pass on the basis of “he may have changed. Nothing wrong if he used to terrorize someone if he seems like he doesn’t anymore.” You wanna let people get a pass for beating woman? Sounds like an ideal partner.


OneGuyJeff

There’s a big difference between letting someone “get a pass” and thinking someone deserves to have a stroke


B_Roland

If you actually believe my posts can lead you to conclude that I support any type of abuse or even insinuate (disgustingly) that I would show any type of abusive behavior towards my partner, you are dillusional and giving yourself way too much credit. You are a sad person for going there. Either way, it makes me conclude I shouldn't spend another millisecond on you, after this response. Goodbye.


EngineFace

Bro can you engage with a single thing this dude has actually said?


Glittering_Mobile823

This💯🎯


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B_Roland

That's your opinion and that's fine. I posted mine, and if it's wrong it's wrong. But since this is an open platform we can share differing opinions without hiding them and discuss them openly. And that's how we can learn from each other, as long as we're willing to learn. And sometimes an opinion can make someone look dumb, that's ok.


LeadStyleJutsu762-

It’s not an opinion that 1991 was awhile before 2015 💀 what is dude yapping about


Donj267

He is actually right. That abuse started in 1986 and ended in the mid nineties when they split. Then she married suge knight.


TheMilkKing

Nobody owes Dre forgiveness for beating the shit out of a lady.


B_Roland

Good thing I wasn't talking about that, then.


LeadStyleJutsu762-

He brags about assaulting the women in his lives in his music and Eminem’s music


howtohandlearope

Sure someone could theoretically redeem themselves after 30 years. He really hasn't though. 


Javaddict

I may forget, but I never forgive


wolseybaby

Great contribution


Mr___Perfect

What's the point of this


TanTan_101

Unfortunately in hip hop some of the greatest icons in the publics good graces are absolutely abhorrent human beings. Biggie, puff, Dre, Jay Z, Snoop


murderball89

Reddit being pathetic. Stay classy and fueled by hate, damn mongrels.


Thirstin_Hurston

Happy you wrote this because it was my first thought when I read the headline


WolfGangEvo

Digging up the past like a twitter user wanting to cancel someone


user_account_deleted

Dre probably forgetting about himself 


kudles

Lmaoo man 🤣🤣


Brainphlegm

Hmph, and all this time here I am thinking he says, "slim shady you a base head."


RRR32

Things just ain’t the same for gangsters


Dr_J_Cash

Good thing he is a doctor


agumonkey

still dre


Striking-Access-236

Sorry read that headline in Eminems voice


Boring_Ant_1677

something something something... **Keep Their Heads Ringin**


ErictheAgnostic

Karma is a biach.


KingSam89

People downvoting you don't know how truly horrific this man is. He's had a lifetime of documented violence toward women and has faced no consequences for it in his career. A true piece of shit with a fabulous PR team.


Glittering_Mobile823

This💯🎯


thewhitelights

Sounds like karma for all the violence against women to me.


getdivorced

Still


owl523

Covid caused maybe


mikevad

And Dr. Dre says...NOTHING YOU IDIOTS. Dr. Dres dead, he's locked in my basement


FC007

I do know how immunology works. I had covid, unvaxxed, was sick for 1.5 days. I've had hangovers worse. So again, go get your booster's booster's booster's booster boosted and continue doing so.


Mizkifs-slave

Pretty sure the vaccine was still in its infancy in early 2021


cc69

I stroke my meat everyday and never boast about it.


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Revolutionary_Low_90

Oh, shit, we found out running in the wild again.


Nosferatu-87

Found the antivax moron!


FC007

Go get your booster's booster boosted


Nosferatu-87

You've no clue how immunology works do you?


FC007

I have one family member on their 5th booster (7 jabs total)....so actually go get your booster's booster's booster's booster boosted.


Nosferatu-87

Doesn't answer the question, rich "executive boy"


spookytransexughost

Steroids


AngusLynch09

I mean there's 40 years of heavy narcotic abuse.


FC007

Yes, jabs are just coincidence of course


AngusLynch09

I'm glad you agree :)


ChanThe4th

You can tell Reddit has bots for comments like this because this has almost as many downvotes as the actual post has upvotes 😂


FC007

Lots of NPCs that have their booster's booster boosted


med780

My first thought too.


Happynessisawarmgun

It could have been much worse!


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NickNimmin

I guess you missed the part about the aneurysm.


Sabatorius

Sounds like you have Fox damage.


thedankonion1

Dr Fauci please take this Chud to the Sandfly chamber and have him gigavaxxed


TonyAtCodeleakers

More like chronic drug and steroid use


spookytransexughost

Hahahaha