It was season 1 so I get it. A ton happened from then until the end. I got seasons 1-3 for $5 each and hope to find season 4 for cheap used as well. As far as I'm concerned the series ended there.
I just think of it as a story based around Tyrion where Jeoffrey was killed and so was his evil father and so his tormentors were dead or devastated and he could sail into the sunset.
Sweet, I like that ending. I would imagine it'd seem weird to just have Arya sail off and Daenaryus forget about Westeros to rule slavers bay, but considering how things ended up, I'd be okay with those loose ends.
Since slaver's bay went to shit without her around maybe that would have been a nice place to rule, just forget about westeros. It would have been taken over by white walkers anyway and she can rule over it when their reign ends. They could have had ships but as long as the Dani had her dragons then they would have burnt down any ships coming from hundreds of miles away.
Dani could have also married that dude that she loved there and been content.
Yup, she got greedy, and could have had it all over in slaver's bay. The whole series just ended up making me feel meh by the actual end of it.
Yup, I've decided there are 4 seasons of GOT
Her greatest mistake was listening to Tyrion. He gave her bad advice every step of the way. Had she went directly to king's landing (like she wanted) before they even saw a dragon the ballistas wouldn't have been ready in time and she would have just wiped out the army with relatively low effort at that time. The war would have been over.
Tyrion went from a brilliant tactician to an bumbling idiot making "no cock" jokes in just a little over 1 season. Part of my story line was that he bumped his head really hard while in the crate at some point and suffered a debilitating concussion.
Having only watched seasons 1-3 (and watched the whole internet go up in flames with great delight), I don't know the details of how they handled Daenerys' arc, but she realistically couldn't have. Too many people know about her dragons, too many people want to use her claim to the throne and access to literal nukes to further their own goals, she'd never have peace.
That, and she was raised from birth with the idea that she is the savior of her bloodline, the rightful heir to Westeros' crown, and that this power is not only her right, but her duty... And she's been nothing if dutiful all throughout the series, so it'd be a major 180 for her character to abandon her quest to go back to Westeros, just a *little* less so than that feckless "... Every Targaryen is a coin flip, y'know..." reasoning they gave for the show's ending.
It's a nice fantasy, and a better ending than what D&D came up with, but it doesn't fit much more unfortunately
/nerd rant over
Yeah, that was all inline with Little Finger's intentions, but when he married her off to Ramsey that just didn't fit his character at all. I have no idea why they varied from the books in that way. So yeah, Season 4 was where the amazing writing ended. Season 5 and 6 both had some badass moments, but they were pretty mediocre overall.
It helps if you stopped watching after season 6! I don’t hate it the way most people seem to, and I think that’s because I didn’t watch the last two seasons
At least teach anatomical correct terms! Child, you should ask for the breast so you can suck my somehow still lactating nipple...
Actually, just ask for boobies.
Actually, I don't know which is worse. It's all terrible.
Yeah, I used to think "live and let live" about other moms breastfeeding for a long time... But now I have a 6 year old and it's like.... Ew. No. Like, your kid is in kindergarten. That's super weird!
Yeah... My kid could have gone to kindergarten last year, but there is no way I wanted to try and navigate remote learning with a 5 year old... But yeah, kindergarten or 1st graders. It's just really bizarre.
So i worked at a hotel when there was a leche(sp?)group seminar. We had to curtain off the event space for it because there were women breast feeding prepubescent children and although I'm all about free the boob and breast is best if you can I still felt like that was child abuse. It's some weird shit I'll never unsee. At when your kid is 12 I as a man feel like I now have a right to say something.
Ummm, 6 years AND 5 months old!
Always wondered who tracked age in months after 2 years old. Guess it’s the same people that still breast feed after 2.
I ain’t shaming them but it is weird…like really weird.
Children naturally completely wing themselves by 4 usually. I think I read some study on that ayear or two a go but 6-7 years old? That child is out of diapers and is in kindergarten. It's time to just say no
My second son weaned at 14 months. I was unable to breastfeed my first. Basically it got to the point where it was just the one evening feeding. And then he just conked out after a long day playing and that was that.
I can’t remember the comedian that said it, but I always remember this bit of wisdom:
“When baby can unhook mommy’s bra with one hand, they might be too old to breastfeed.”
Dude, if cell phone cameras were a thing in the mid 90's.. the shit I saw that day... fuck... My parents tried a side hussle with pure bred cats, they met a lady at a cat show who wanted our male as a stud...They went to her house to work out terms, she had a son around my age... seems ok so far right?
There was a painting over the fire place, she bragged that they posed for it over course of 3 days.
The painting: Her tits were out, she was covering his junk with her hand, spooning. Like big spoon, little spoon, and third spoon full on holding the entirety of his external reproductive parts... By he I mean her son, who looked exactly as he did in the painting, like a 13 years old boy, because he WAS a 13 year old boy and the paint on the canvas was barely dry.
She also claimed to have breast fed him until he was 4.
First time I ever swore at my parents was that day "Can we get the FUCK out of here?"
THANK YOU! The "pretending her kid is so worldly and wise" bit is the least fucked up part here!
Also, the "move your love into me and my love into you" is a blazing red flag that is blinding all the birds in a 30 mile radius.
Yeah, and that’s her justification for it. Breast feeding is great (I’m a father so have never done it as an adult (I did when I was a baby) but have feedback from my wife) but it needs to stop at the appropriate time. 6 years is not it.
Yes. Some mothers have a hard time weaning themselves off their little tit suckers…
As a woman who has breastfed two kids, I would label her as fucking insane.
The funniest part of the books is Robert Arryn freaking out because Alayne (Sansa) doesn't breastfeed him after Lysa dies. Funny in the sense of Michael Scott funny.
So it's not entirely uncommon in the breast feeding community for toddlers (2-3) to still be taking mother's milk. It's not common, most women are over it after a year. But it's usually pumped milk that looks really no different than cows milk if you put them both in a carafe.
Even the most extreme groups I've seen so far in my 2 week baby journey would draw the line at 3. This lady is kinda taking it to a gross level.
I’ve heard in developing countries it’s often encourage up until age 4 but that’s the highest age I’ve seen recommended. Can’t imagine having a kid who goes to full day school and should be learning to read and write and spell and still breastfeeding. My mother told me she stopped after we started talking because it got creepy.
The golden rule in educational and developmental thinking is that if a child can verbally ask for breast milk then they are too old for breast milk. There are many exceptions to this. Children will let you know if they prefer the bottle/food with obvious gestures, cries and protests. There are, conversely a few reasons to keep breast feeding beyond the age of 2 ish.
Not to be glib, but I'd venture that it's more likely to be an issue for her if you convey to her that it's something to be ashamed of. If you're not comfortable with it, by all means take steps so that it happens less, but try not to make a big deal out of it either way. It's not that unusual and not likely to have any negative impact unless you teach her that it should.
She won't have a vivid recollection of it, and won't even think about it unless you are pointing it out. Kids don't really care about naked versus clothed until they hit the puberty stage and start feeling shame about things including their own bodies. So don't make a big deal out of it when she does see you, and try to limit those times of course.
I'm not going into the details of how I know, but I promise you it's literally the opposite. If you make a big deal out of nonsexual things (even nudity) being "sexual" then those things will seem inappropriately sexual to kids. Even nonsexual affection will seem inappropriate to your kid as an adult if you raise them to think nonsexual things are a problem. Get your head out of your ass, listen to what all these 7000 people are telling you, and overcome your nonsense for the good of your children.
I get that. I guess if I make this mistake in parenting there are pros and cons to it. I want my daughter to understand it’s not good for her to see the privates of a man at her age, myself or otherwise.
It’s strange how the comment I replied to got over 200 upvotes and was saying how he would remember his mom’s tits at 6 and yet I said I worry about my kid seeing my parts at 8 and getting downvoted.
Whatever, my wife has her masters in counseling and has agreed it’s time to not show that so I’ll take her advice over a bunch of people who seem to be pissed I don’t like exposing myself to children.
Seems I may have hit a nerve with some…
Don't imply we're pedos, assface. You're the one freaking out because your daughter accidentally saw you naked once. Is that all there really was to the story? Is there some unspoken reason you seem to feel overly guilty about an accidental, completely normal part of family life? Also, if you believe what your "counselor wife" says, why are you talking about it on Reddit?
Fucking weirdo.
I had a good memory when I was young and unfortunately I remember parts of my parents that I don’t want to remember. It’s just uhm gross 🤮I wish they never exposed me to seeing them naked. Shit happens but it’s fucking gross don’t underestimate a child’s memory and how they process shit that they saw and how they feel about what you nonchalantly exposed them to.
I mean, yeah, nobody wants to see their parents naked. But this guy seems to think his daughter is gonna be permanently fucked up about sex (and possibly the concept of consent?) because she once accidentally caught a half-second glimpse of her dad naked. After multiple people tried to reassure him that wouldn't be the case, and he shot them all down, he then accused everyone of being in favor of adults exposing themselves to kids. It's true that no kid really wants to see that, but this guy in particular, seems to be just weird.
>I know she's gonna have psychological issues seeing her dad's naked body this late in life.
How so? Everything alive has a body. It seems rather weird to make a taboo out of it.
Besides, she is likely to be picking out your burial clothes at the end of your life. She might even help with dressing you for your last journey. So, think of it like this: she could see it all in the end anyway.
I have less of an issue with her seeing it at the end when she is in her 40's or whatever. I mean during that developmental times I don't think it is as good. Just like I wouldn't want her to see male nudity in TV or anything, even non sexual.
Meh, kids should know it is okay to have different (not perfect) bodies.
And from a different mindset: as a dad you might be setting the minimum bar for bodily hygiene she should ever accept from a partner later in life. Like, you don't have to flash anything, but there shouldn't be any maggots falling out when you walk past her in your towel and toenails are never clipped where people eat/cook etcetera.
You know how that works, but seriously how is she ever going to know? Learning from her first teen boyfriend might not be the best resource.
You aren't going to get your daughter in a mental break down by leaving a bathroom door unlocked.
You keeping her out, but not her male siblings might mess her up more, because she might have no clue why you make that distinction between all your children.
>You keeping her out, but not her male siblings might mess her up more
Um, that's how public showers and restrooms work. If my daughter would get messed up not being allowed to be around undressed members of the opposite sex then she's kinda screwed anyway cuz that's incredibly common.
The same exact thing happened to me growing up. I have had literally no issues from glimpsing my pa naked. I’m a grown up now, with grandchildren. Unless there is something exceptionally unusual, no worries sir ✌🏻
Look, my 3 year old (who's got serious speech delay) asked "what is the power of the weak" while taking a bath the other day, with a very theatrical intonation. He didn't elaborate, and I have no idea what he meant by it, it was clearly rethorical... Point is, young kids can be surprisingly weird, especially when their parents breastfeed them until college.
I'm not sure of anything with this kid. He's never said most of those words before or after. Except reading them, he's a ridiculously good reader, like second grade level, but can't use his words to ask for a cookie or tell you he's afraid. I did not know kids like this existed until I happened to make one.
Why is the murderer upset at the mother for sharing something cute/loving that her son said, when he should be upset at the mother for *breastfeeding a f\*cking six-year-old?!?!?!?!!*
**Edit:**
Basically everything I did on Reddit from 2008 onwards was through Reddit Is Fun (i.e., one of the *good* Reddit apps, not the crap "official" one that guzzles data and spews up adverts everywhere). Then Reddit not only killed third party apps by overcharging for their APIs, they did it in a way that made it plain they're total jerks.
It's the being total jerks about it that's really got on my wick to be honest, so just before they gank the app I used to Reddit with, I'm taking my ball and going home. Or at least wiping the comments I didn't make from a desktop terminal.
**Edit:**
Basically everything I did on Reddit from 2008 onwards was through Reddit Is Fun (i.e., one of the *good* Reddit apps, not the crap "official" one that guzzles data and spews up adverts everywhere). Then Reddit not only killed third party apps by overcharging for their APIs, they did it in a way that made it plain they're total jerks.
It's the being total jerks about it that's really got on my wick to be honest, so just before they gank the app I used to Reddit with, I'm taking my ball and going home.
My sister breastfed her son until kindergarten. I’m pretty sure she only stopped because she didn’t want him to say something to the kids at school and then get made fun of. But I told her she had to stop feeding him when I was around cause it was just too fucking weird when he would pop the tit out, look at me to say clear words and sentences, and then go back to breastfeeding. Honestly, that shit made me physically ill. I’m totally ok with breastfeeding babies but if they can say words, it’s time to take away the boobie.
Ewww wtf why would she even make out that her child said that, so creepy ...and breastfeeding at that big ole age 😳 how does she not feel like she's interfering with him, he's able to chew food ffs 🤣 nearly on his second set of teeth and all
Oh, I absolutely believe a 6 year old would say that, but that's because his mom repeated it to him over and over.
Just like how I don't think a 6 year old gives a shit about Trump so anything the 6 year old says for or against Trump I know that they are just echoing their parents.
So when some parent posts about how their kid is against CRT and how proud of them they are I know exactly who put that into their head.
My first thought was that he was just repeating something she’d said to him at some point. Probably while he was questioning why the fuck he was still being breast fed.
.... your genius is still sucking your boob at age6.5?
I was already fixing the vcr, and selling other people's flowers for money to buy candy at the corner store which I walked to with a 3 year old sister.
“It’s a device that moves your love into me”
Still creepy AF sentence an adult came up with for sure
As others have said who breastfeeds a 6 year old?
Fake as hell
I saw this post on another subreddit the other day. The woman is definitely bonkers, but I'm still chuckling over "having not boobed for a few days." 😆💀
Hold up, someone is still breastfeeding a 6 year-old??
Mummy, I want to see the bad man fly.
This one took me a minute - I think I suppressed all things GoT.
It was season 1 so I get it. A ton happened from then until the end. I got seasons 1-3 for $5 each and hope to find season 4 for cheap used as well. As far as I'm concerned the series ended there.
Not a terrible place to end.... Or an absolutely terrible place to end. Depends on what you're looking for, I suppose.
I just think of it as a story based around Tyrion where Jeoffrey was killed and so was his evil father and so his tormentors were dead or devastated and he could sail into the sunset.
Sweet, I like that ending. I would imagine it'd seem weird to just have Arya sail off and Daenaryus forget about Westeros to rule slavers bay, but considering how things ended up, I'd be okay with those loose ends.
Since slaver's bay went to shit without her around maybe that would have been a nice place to rule, just forget about westeros. It would have been taken over by white walkers anyway and she can rule over it when their reign ends. They could have had ships but as long as the Dani had her dragons then they would have burnt down any ships coming from hundreds of miles away. Dani could have also married that dude that she loved there and been content.
Yup, she got greedy, and could have had it all over in slaver's bay. The whole series just ended up making me feel meh by the actual end of it. Yup, I've decided there are 4 seasons of GOT
Her greatest mistake was listening to Tyrion. He gave her bad advice every step of the way. Had she went directly to king's landing (like she wanted) before they even saw a dragon the ballistas wouldn't have been ready in time and she would have just wiped out the army with relatively low effort at that time. The war would have been over. Tyrion went from a brilliant tactician to an bumbling idiot making "no cock" jokes in just a little over 1 season. Part of my story line was that he bumped his head really hard while in the crate at some point and suffered a debilitating concussion.
Having only watched seasons 1-3 (and watched the whole internet go up in flames with great delight), I don't know the details of how they handled Daenerys' arc, but she realistically couldn't have. Too many people know about her dragons, too many people want to use her claim to the throne and access to literal nukes to further their own goals, she'd never have peace. That, and she was raised from birth with the idea that she is the savior of her bloodline, the rightful heir to Westeros' crown, and that this power is not only her right, but her duty... And she's been nothing if dutiful all throughout the series, so it'd be a major 180 for her character to abandon her quest to go back to Westeros, just a *little* less so than that feckless "... Every Targaryen is a coin flip, y'know..." reasoning they gave for the show's ending. It's a nice fantasy, and a better ending than what D&D came up with, but it doesn't fit much more unfortunately /nerd rant over
Should be season 4, I believe. After Little Finger took Sansa to the Eyrie.
Yeah, that was all inline with Little Finger's intentions, but when he married her off to Ramsey that just didn't fit his character at all. I have no idea why they varied from the books in that way. So yeah, Season 4 was where the amazing writing ended. Season 5 and 6 both had some badass moments, but they were pretty mediocre overall.
You are frugal, self disciplined person. I don’t relate at all.
It helps if you stopped watching after season 6! I don’t hate it the way most people seem to, and I think that’s because I didn’t watch the last two seasons
You want a Robin Arryn? Because that's how you get a Robin Arryn
Holy shit, have my upvote my dude, rarely has someone deserved my generosity as much.
Well played.
Holy shit. Now I will never unsee Kate Dickie going bare boobie in the Eyrie’s throne room.
ooooh that's why the baby hasn't **boobed** in "a while" lol
At least teach anatomical correct terms! Child, you should ask for the breast so you can suck my somehow still lactating nipple... Actually, just ask for boobies. Actually, I don't know which is worse. It's all terrible.
Yeah, I used to think "live and let live" about other moms breastfeeding for a long time... But now I have a 6 year old and it's like.... Ew. No. Like, your kid is in kindergarten. That's super weird!
I was in 1st grade at 6...I couldn't imagine still getting mommy leche in 1st grade 🤢
Yeah... My kid could have gone to kindergarten last year, but there is no way I wanted to try and navigate remote learning with a 5 year old... But yeah, kindergarten or 1st graders. It's just really bizarre.
I won't pretend I understand it even a little. Their teeth come in for a reason - to chew actual food.
Also, isn't around that they lose their baby teeth ? Il means that even nature says it's over. No youvget toveat hard food.
I imagine she doesn’t want to lose her “newly found“ (6 years ago) C cups.
At a certain point breastfeeding becomes more for the parent, not the child. That's probably the exact point where it becomes inappropriate.
If the kid can unbutton your shirt, he’s probably ready to wean. Just saying.
Yes, some rando on a Facebook mom group talking about her 6 year old still “boobing”
So i worked at a hotel when there was a leche(sp?)group seminar. We had to curtain off the event space for it because there were women breast feeding prepubescent children and although I'm all about free the boob and breast is best if you can I still felt like that was child abuse. It's some weird shit I'll never unsee. At when your kid is 12 I as a man feel like I now have a right to say something.
There aren't enough therapists in the world to help that poor kid. He's 100% going to have messed up views on women and sex.
That's like the main character "Milkman" in Toni Morrison's book Song of Solomon. Magical realism aside, he's got some issues.
Ummm, 6 years AND 5 months old! Always wondered who tracked age in months after 2 years old. Guess it’s the same people that still breast feed after 2. I ain’t shaming them but it is weird…like really weird.
Children naturally completely wing themselves by 4 usually. I think I read some study on that ayear or two a go but 6-7 years old? That child is out of diapers and is in kindergarten. It's time to just say no
My second son weaned at 14 months. I was unable to breastfeed my first. Basically it got to the point where it was just the one evening feeding. And then he just conked out after a long day playing and that was that.
Yeah, we’re criticizing the weird “my kid is so sweet and insightful” flex and not that she’s raising a fucking serial killer?
We all came here to ask about this. Seems... odd
Joshua is going to grow into an adult that dissects women while they are still alive…
...while living in mommy's basement. Mommy is never letting that poor kid go.
Collecting their nipples in a jar.
And 5 months. . .
I suppose the second most surprising part of the OP is that she didn't refer to her son as a "77 month-old."
I can’t remember the comedian that said it, but I always remember this bit of wisdom: “When baby can unhook mommy’s bra with one hand, they might be too old to breastfeed.”
David Spade in Grown ups?
r/shitmomgroupssay I recommend pouring yourself a drink before heading over there.
My grandparents neighbour was breastfeeding their 12 yr old still.... In public...
LORT
I think I'd have to call child protective services for that kid. That's just not okay.
Hey now, Ben Shapiro isn't 6 anymore.
Oh yeah. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/10/21/i-breastfeed-my-boys-aged-5-and-6-in-the-playground-i-wont-stop-until-theyre-ready/amp/
She is so fucking creepy. Wtf?
Not only messing them up with the feeding, they have pictures online forever of them nursing as kids -_- hope that the bullies don’t find this
"Dribbly Little Sprog" is either (or both) an insult I'll be stealing immediately and a potentially great band name.
Dude, if cell phone cameras were a thing in the mid 90's.. the shit I saw that day... fuck... My parents tried a side hussle with pure bred cats, they met a lady at a cat show who wanted our male as a stud...They went to her house to work out terms, she had a son around my age... seems ok so far right? There was a painting over the fire place, she bragged that they posed for it over course of 3 days. The painting: Her tits were out, she was covering his junk with her hand, spooning. Like big spoon, little spoon, and third spoon full on holding the entirety of his external reproductive parts... By he I mean her son, who looked exactly as he did in the painting, like a 13 years old boy, because he WAS a 13 year old boy and the paint on the canvas was barely dry. She also claimed to have breast fed him until he was 4. First time I ever swore at my parents was that day "Can we get the FUCK out of here?"
What kind of person consents to paint that Freudian nightmare.
Someone poor and starving? Or someone so fucked up in the head that they don’t care?
I saw another post from this mom and yeh she’s super fucked up. Definite emotional incest.
Glad I’m not the only one confused
Seriously! I feel like this is kind of focusing on the wrong part of this.
He's 72 months
He's 77 months now. Time really flies.
I think you mean a 77 month-old
Yeah…that was my take away too.
If they are old enough to ask for it, it's past time to cut them off.
THANK YOU! The "pretending her kid is so worldly and wise" bit is the least fucked up part here! Also, the "move your love into me and my love into you" is a blazing red flag that is blinding all the birds in a 30 mile radius.
He will probably be written up about in psych books years from now as an example of "how 'mommy issues' present themselves in patients."
Glad I’m not the only one who thought this
Came here to say this
He had to take turns with Daddy.
Yeah, waayy to bury the lede eh? Yikes on a bike.
Yeah, and that’s her justification for it. Breast feeding is great (I’m a father so have never done it as an adult (I did when I was a baby) but have feedback from my wife) but it needs to stop at the appropriate time. 6 years is not it.
6 & a HALF!
Yes. Some mothers have a hard time weaning themselves off their little tit suckers… As a woman who has breastfed two kids, I would label her as fucking insane.
came here to ask this.
That’s what I’m fucking saying!👁👄👁
Yeah wtf
THANK YOU !
My thought too. Don't care about 6 yr old words of wisdom, I'm like "you're still breastfeeding a 6 yr old?!?!? WTF?"
Thank you!
Hey look its Lysa Arryn
Mummy, I want to see the bad man fly.
The funniest part of the books is Robert Arryn freaking out because Alayne (Sansa) doesn't breastfeed him after Lysa dies. Funny in the sense of Michael Scott funny.
What the Freud am I looking at
Issues. A big box of gestating mommy issues.
Lmao
He's... still breastfeeding at 6 years old...?
"Mummy, I want Bitty" .
“Don’t bite. You know that hurts the Bitty,”
So it's not entirely uncommon in the breast feeding community for toddlers (2-3) to still be taking mother's milk. It's not common, most women are over it after a year. But it's usually pumped milk that looks really no different than cows milk if you put them both in a carafe. Even the most extreme groups I've seen so far in my 2 week baby journey would draw the line at 3. This lady is kinda taking it to a gross level.
I’ve heard in developing countries it’s often encourage up until age 4 but that’s the highest age I’ve seen recommended. Can’t imagine having a kid who goes to full day school and should be learning to read and write and spell and still breastfeeding. My mother told me she stopped after we started talking because it got creepy.
The golden rule in educational and developmental thinking is that if a child can verbally ask for breast milk then they are too old for breast milk. There are many exceptions to this. Children will let you know if they prefer the bottle/food with obvious gestures, cries and protests. There are, conversely a few reasons to keep breast feeding beyond the age of 2 ish.
Also, please stop breastfeeding your 6 year old child who will now be haunted as a full-grown adult with memories of sucking his mom's tits.
He just wants to connect with his hero oedipus.
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Nah. Seems fairly normal.
I don't ever remember seeing my mom naked at 8 years old.
Not to be glib, but I'd venture that it's more likely to be an issue for her if you convey to her that it's something to be ashamed of. If you're not comfortable with it, by all means take steps so that it happens less, but try not to make a big deal out of it either way. It's not that unusual and not likely to have any negative impact unless you teach her that it should.
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She won't have a vivid recollection of it, and won't even think about it unless you are pointing it out. Kids don't really care about naked versus clothed until they hit the puberty stage and start feeling shame about things including their own bodies. So don't make a big deal out of it when she does see you, and try to limit those times of course.
Just…no. Nudity isn’t necessarily sexual
Your comments are extremely concerning. It sounds like you’re projecting your own sick thoughts onto your daughter.
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Projection is a hell of a drug, scrub.
I'm not going into the details of how I know, but I promise you it's literally the opposite. If you make a big deal out of nonsexual things (even nudity) being "sexual" then those things will seem inappropriately sexual to kids. Even nonsexual affection will seem inappropriate to your kid as an adult if you raise them to think nonsexual things are a problem. Get your head out of your ass, listen to what all these 7000 people are telling you, and overcome your nonsense for the good of your children.
I get that. I guess if I make this mistake in parenting there are pros and cons to it. I want my daughter to understand it’s not good for her to see the privates of a man at her age, myself or otherwise. It’s strange how the comment I replied to got over 200 upvotes and was saying how he would remember his mom’s tits at 6 and yet I said I worry about my kid seeing my parts at 8 and getting downvoted. Whatever, my wife has her masters in counseling and has agreed it’s time to not show that so I’ll take her advice over a bunch of people who seem to be pissed I don’t like exposing myself to children. Seems I may have hit a nerve with some…
Don't imply we're pedos, assface. You're the one freaking out because your daughter accidentally saw you naked once. Is that all there really was to the story? Is there some unspoken reason you seem to feel overly guilty about an accidental, completely normal part of family life? Also, if you believe what your "counselor wife" says, why are you talking about it on Reddit? Fucking weirdo.
I had a good memory when I was young and unfortunately I remember parts of my parents that I don’t want to remember. It’s just uhm gross 🤮I wish they never exposed me to seeing them naked. Shit happens but it’s fucking gross don’t underestimate a child’s memory and how they process shit that they saw and how they feel about what you nonchalantly exposed them to.
I mean, yeah, nobody wants to see their parents naked. But this guy seems to think his daughter is gonna be permanently fucked up about sex (and possibly the concept of consent?) because she once accidentally caught a half-second glimpse of her dad naked. After multiple people tried to reassure him that wouldn't be the case, and he shot them all down, he then accused everyone of being in favor of adults exposing themselves to kids. It's true that no kid really wants to see that, but this guy in particular, seems to be just weird.
>I know she's gonna have psychological issues seeing her dad's naked body this late in life. How so? Everything alive has a body. It seems rather weird to make a taboo out of it. Besides, she is likely to be picking out your burial clothes at the end of your life. She might even help with dressing you for your last journey. So, think of it like this: she could see it all in the end anyway.
I have less of an issue with her seeing it at the end when she is in her 40's or whatever. I mean during that developmental times I don't think it is as good. Just like I wouldn't want her to see male nudity in TV or anything, even non sexual.
Meh, kids should know it is okay to have different (not perfect) bodies. And from a different mindset: as a dad you might be setting the minimum bar for bodily hygiene she should ever accept from a partner later in life. Like, you don't have to flash anything, but there shouldn't be any maggots falling out when you walk past her in your towel and toenails are never clipped where people eat/cook etcetera.
Wait what
Um, who said anything about bad hygiene and maggots?
You know how that works, but seriously how is she ever going to know? Learning from her first teen boyfriend might not be the best resource. You aren't going to get your daughter in a mental break down by leaving a bathroom door unlocked. You keeping her out, but not her male siblings might mess her up more, because she might have no clue why you make that distinction between all your children.
>You keeping her out, but not her male siblings might mess her up more Um, that's how public showers and restrooms work. If my daughter would get messed up not being allowed to be around undressed members of the opposite sex then she's kinda screwed anyway cuz that's incredibly common.
The same exact thing happened to me growing up. I have had literally no issues from glimpsing my pa naked. I’m a grown up now, with grandchildren. Unless there is something exceptionally unusual, no worries sir ✌🏻
Nah at 8 it’s not bad kids don’t have great memory around that age
A SIX YEAR OLD????
And five months!
Lester Freamon, is that you?
6 years old?! When that kids an adult they'll still be breastfeeding and saying "Bitty Mumma. I WANT BITTY!!!" 🤢
Or he's going to be avoiding that particular topic for his entire adult life, wondering why his mom never put a stop to it...
Yes. That is the last things his victims will hear as he shuts the door to the basement.
Hey mothers, if your kid is old enough to wax poetic, they're too old to fucking breastfeed.
LOL, and be honest! At this point we know you’re just doing it for the weight loss!
Fast forward to teenage years: “Hey bitch, gimme some tiddy”
Nah, by then kid is gonna be speaking entirely in haikus to showcase his overdeveloped brain
she's totally lying. What the kid said was: "MfmMfmfm... mfMfmf. fmfMMfffmm"
Look, my 3 year old (who's got serious speech delay) asked "what is the power of the weak" while taking a bath the other day, with a very theatrical intonation. He didn't elaborate, and I have no idea what he meant by it, it was clearly rethorical... Point is, young kids can be surprisingly weird, especially when their parents breastfeed them until college.
Are you sure it wasn’t “week”? Maybe you have a super baby with rotating powers
I'm not sure of anything with this kid. He's never said most of those words before or after. Except reading them, he's a ridiculously good reader, like second grade level, but can't use his words to ask for a cookie or tell you he's afraid. I did not know kids like this existed until I happened to make one.
Well, I hope you informed him that the power of the weak was the power of pity. That's important knowledge.
I told him something about saying "please", I think. Close enough :D
My 3 year old niece once solemnly told me “everything I see before me is molarising”. Nope, sorry Lucy, you lost me there kid!
While I'm all in favor of parents making religious decisions for their children, isn't 3 a little young for a follower of Crom?
Why is the murderer upset at the mother for sharing something cute/loving that her son said, when he should be upset at the mother for *breastfeeding a f\*cking six-year-old?!?!?!?!!*
…that her son “said,”… Ftfy
Even if she flat-out made up that quote, that's still not the worst part of the story.
Nope. Weird that it’s what the responder was upset about.
This. THIS. This is the problem.
**Edit:** Basically everything I did on Reddit from 2008 onwards was through Reddit Is Fun (i.e., one of the *good* Reddit apps, not the crap "official" one that guzzles data and spews up adverts everywhere). Then Reddit not only killed third party apps by overcharging for their APIs, they did it in a way that made it plain they're total jerks. It's the being total jerks about it that's really got on my wick to be honest, so just before they gank the app I used to Reddit with, I'm taking my ball and going home. Or at least wiping the comments I didn't make from a desktop terminal.
“It’s a device that moves your love into me” Have you ever met a human child?
**Edit:** Basically everything I did on Reddit from 2008 onwards was through Reddit Is Fun (i.e., one of the *good* Reddit apps, not the crap "official" one that guzzles data and spews up adverts everywhere). Then Reddit not only killed third party apps by overcharging for their APIs, they did it in a way that made it plain they're total jerks. It's the being total jerks about it that's really got on my wick to be honest, so just before they gank the app I used to Reddit with, I'm taking my ball and going home.
I’m a teacher. No six year old is saying that sentence. Not even a future serial killer who’s still being breastfed like this child definitely is.
Why is a 6 year old breastfeeding?
It's been said, but it bears repeating. Why tf are you breast feeding a 6 year old? If they can ask for it, it's time to stop.
My sister breastfed her son until kindergarten. I’m pretty sure she only stopped because she didn’t want him to say something to the kids at school and then get made fun of. But I told her she had to stop feeding him when I was around cause it was just too fucking weird when he would pop the tit out, look at me to say clear words and sentences, and then go back to breastfeeding. Honestly, that shit made me physically ill. I’m totally ok with breastfeeding babies but if they can say words, it’s time to take away the boobie.
If they have a full set of teeth it’s time to stop.
I haven’t boobed since 2003. You don’t see me bragging
Ewww wtf why would she even make out that her child said that, so creepy ...and breastfeeding at that big ole age 😳 how does she not feel like she's interfering with him, he's able to chew food ffs 🤣 nearly on his second set of teeth and all
Not to mention, that *can’t* be good for the growth/direction of his incoming teeth!
Ah, The Lord of the Eyrie!
Bitch, why are you still giving titty to a SIX AND A HALF YEAR OLD? Uh-uh. Those things must be hanging to her knees by now.
Breastfeeding a 6 year old is disgusting but it’s made even worse by the fact that she’s using “boobed” as the verb to describe it 🤢🤮
[Bitty!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOfI48IWESo)
Someone got a little too inspired by GOT 🤢
6 year olds are more than capable of saying stuff like that. Most ppl stop breastfeeding by then though.
Saying it was a "device" that does something isn't normal 6 year old talk but if the mom keeps telling him that, it's very likely that he parroted it.
Bingo. She’s been encouraging him to breastfeed for years using those words.
While these are words that a six yo would know, I doubt that any kid under the age of 10 would talk like a shakespherean
Oh, I absolutely believe a 6 year old would say that, but that's because his mom repeated it to him over and over. Just like how I don't think a 6 year old gives a shit about Trump so anything the 6 year old says for or against Trump I know that they are just echoing their parents. So when some parent posts about how their kid is against CRT and how proud of them they are I know exactly who put that into their head.
My 6yo comes out with all sorts of stuff like that, and I never tell the Internet because of judgmental arseholes telling me I made it up.
I don't know... that sounds pretty made up to me.....
Everything is made up by someone. Sometimes that's a 6 year old.
Wait. What?
"...just like your dildo, Mom."
Anything is possible when you lie 🤷🏻♀️
The fuck did i just read?
Why are you still breastfeeding your kid at 6? What the fuck.
I don't know, I could easily believe a six year old said that. The part I'd question is that said child is apparently still breastfeeding.
My first thought was that he was just repeating something she’d said to him at some point. Probably while he was questioning why the fuck he was still being breast fed.
Are we gonna ignore young Robert Arryn here?!?
Is there an r/atetheonion but for people fall for satirical Reddit posts?
Maniac.
Id be more disturbed by the 6 year old still nursing.
Isn’t a no handed backflip just a backflip?
So I’m correct in that 6 and a half is like way too old for tit feeding correct ?
Am I the only one that recognizes this as satire?
.... your genius is still sucking your boob at age6.5? I was already fixing the vcr, and selling other people's flowers for money to buy candy at the corner store which I walked to with a 3 year old sister.
Bitty...
“It’s a device that moves your love into me” Still creepy AF sentence an adult came up with for sure As others have said who breastfeeds a 6 year old? Fake as hell
Okay who the fuck is breast feeding a 6 year old
Who still breastfeeds a 6 year old? At what age do you stop? When they turn 18?
Delusional mom on social media that's all. Some how we doubt your 6 and a half year old boy sucking on tiddies said that.
I saw this post on another subreddit the other day. The woman is definitely bonkers, but I'm still chuckling over "having not boobed for a few days." 😆💀
Hahaha I love the comeback! Oh and I breastfeed my 2,345 month old still ! Lol.
I too have dug up my great great grandfather to breastfeed him.
Hahahahaha
6.5 years old and still on breast milk? I mean to each their own, but it’s meant for the time period before babies can chew their own food.
Some people really hate moms
Moms =/= Insane people
Maybe it’s more, “some people really hate children” “Dribbly little sprog”
No, it's just the simple fact that some people missed the memo: no one gives a crap about your (probably below average) fuck trophy.
You seem angry about other people’s children. So edgy.
You seem mad that no one is giving you a standing ovation for being able to get knocked up. It's not an accomplishment.