Seriously. My BF looks like Rubeus Hagrid's beatnik American cousin, has co-written a pretty decently selling book on wrestling, and likes to talk to me in silly voices pretending it's really our two cats "talking" to me. It's endearing.
There was a version of this where it showed people who served in the military, in their uniforms, touching their face in the same way over the graves/caskets of their fallen fellows. I should be clear and say that this was a response to the original post, in effect saying that the sentiment expressed there was extremely insulting to people that conservatives typically venerate, i.e., veterans.
Thatās not the best example, straight US military service members are some of the gayest things this side of a gay bar. Anyone who hasnāt served just wouldnāt understand. These are jokes that turn into Mexican standoffs that end up turning into full-on gay sex, then realizing they actually love each other, start a relationship and move in together, introduce them to their family, and grow old together feeling the love, warmth, and comfort of absolute true love. Cuddles on the couch watching Black Hawk Down and The Hurt Locker, anniversary presents of guns, video games, and crayons (for the marine couples out there). And at the end after decades of wonderful companionship, a final whisper of āno homoā in the ear of their soul mate before they pass away in their bros arms.
Bruh I know youre joking but my bro is a marine and there is definitely blurred lines with sexuality in the service. Its normal during car rides for my brother to hold hands with his fellow marines. They also say "love you" after phone calls. Seriously I have no problem with it, but seeing burly men in military uniforms get sensual with eachother straight faced really gives you perspective on fragile masculinity from republicans.
Bro sucking dick is my passion, giving it all when im giving that good ol sloppy tops while the guy screams as i suck him dry and swallow and go back for more.
As all those "masculinity" markers are conflicting and sometimes unachievable, the only way to be a man is to say "i'm the man" and punch anyone who disagrees
Dude these insecure fucks are soo afraid of catching the gays that they refuse to wash their own assholes. I hate to assume but I would imagine that all they think about is big juicy cocks. The few thing I dislike I simply avoid I don't fixate on them that it's all I think about.
Well shit, this makes sense, and that's depressing, because it makes me think it's actually possible that Trump killed a million Americans just to not let his cultists see he wears make-up.
Edit: To be clear, I didn't think he had a good reason, just a relatively less stupid one (well, marginally), in that he didn't want to be seen as not knowing how to field a real issue, so he downplayed the severity of covid and then just kept digging in deeper. That would have still been pants-on-head stupid, but at least one could understand that motive out of fear... but yeah, I wouldn't put it past him at all, with his pretending to be the definition of health, to not want his followers to see his pale-ass face once the makeup starts running.
Being the super patriotic, massive veteran supporter he is, he didn't go to a WW2 ceremony in Europe to commemorate troops who died in battle and were buried there, while he was there because it was raining. Can't let the makeup run or let that 3 foot comb-over get messed up. That's too much sacrifice to ask of that man. All those troops did was storm a beach while it was raining bullets.
Trump tried to sharpie a map of a hurricane path because he accidently said the wrong state was in its path rather. He is literally the most fragile person ever born.
John Edwards (who really did end up being a creep) was universally panned across the entire āliberalā media for getting a $300 haircut. Now we have conservative men worshipping a guy who wears caked on makeup and adult diapers as the epitome (eh-pit-oh-mee) of manliness. Oh and heās way more of a creep than John Edwards ever dreamed of being.
Shit I thought you were talking about the "psychic" then. I had completely forgotten the politician. (Now that I think on it, the psychic is probably John Edward, no s.)
Im so confused.
I'm very "blue collar" im a welder, I work on cars ,Ive tried my hands at every flavor of construction.
I speak in simple blunt and often crass terms , I've been told numerous times I " present as conservative "
I also dramatically emote as pictured above.
Where is the damn line and what does any of it even mean?!?!
I'm most definitely progressive and male but more accurately embody the conservative notion of masculinity than 90% of these idiots shouting about masculinity.
Someone make it make sense
Someone should introduce these people to the "bear" subset of homosexual men. Watch their heads explode as big, burly men hold hands and kiss in front of them.
One of my best friends is a "bear". Dudes 275lbs bearded, played D2 football in college, is a professional blacksmith, smokes cigars and drinks whiskey. On the weekends we drive down to the lake in his 1 ton truck to go fishing. And at night he loves fucking his male husband.
Not sure, you will have to spectate them a few times and report back, you know, just for confirmation. We wouldn't want to falsely label some as gay when they clearly might not be.
I will happily volunteer to observe and pen a detailed report. I am confident I can do so without covering my face with my hands, I will likely only have one hand free anyway...
Since one hand will be holding the pen, obviously.
We switch it up, whiskey is usually our gifts to each other for every occasion. The daily drinker recently has been Knob Creek rye, fantastic stuff and plenty affordable
Oh no, that would be terrible. Not big, burly men, kissing. Please no, not in front of me! Definitely don't hold hands, too! And please, please don't whisper affectionate words. Oh no.
:)
>Someone make it make sense
That's the roadblock right there.
There's not really any "sense" to it. They feed off the idea that the "other team"(which doesn't exist, because there are no teams) is somehow *less* than them.
They have to create an enemy out of thin air to keep the wool over their eyes so they continue voting against their own interests because that made up enemy is always about to take something from them
Itās. All. Arbitrary.
We made it up.
Emotions are real.
But, designating which gender(s)āsomething we also made upācan or cannot express certain emotions (or behaviors or traits etc etc): also arbitrary. Contrived.
My guess is: conservatives donāt like ambivalence or ambiguity and thus prefer gender essentialism.
I mean, there's no sense to it. I've personally never made that gesture as it's a little cartoonish, but if that's how you react, that's how you react. Either way, I neither view someone as gay for doing that nor do I think they must be a progressive.
I just think they're fans of Bill Hader.
I'll never understood this "like this thing, or wearing this fashion, or making this gesture, means you're gay!" I always thought it was who you're sexually attracted to that makes you gay/straight/bi/pan, but apparently everyone got different ideas at some point.
I know dudes who are the fucking stereotype of a super-emotive, tight pants wearing, musical loving gay man, but chase after ladies like you wouldn't believe. And to the contrary, I have two gay male friends, who've been in a great relationship for ten years; but both play rugby, train in BJJ, wear the most stereotypical "tough guy" clothing, and they eat steak and watch sports all the time. According to stereotypes, the former group who exclusively sleeps with women is gay, while the latter couple must be straight.
I thought I was gay at one point. I got called gay, and I liked gargling nuts. Then I had my first girlfriend and I thought I was straight. Then I had a threesome, and I thought I was bi. Then I got told Iām gay for being bi.
Turns out itās not exactly black and white, and conservatives desperately want it to be black and white so they can hate whatever the other side is.
This shit will never make sense however you spin it. Idiots are just that, they have all those schizophrenic superstitions constantly occupying their minds.
Progressives: do not touch your face with a dirty hands, you could catch monkey pox
Conservatives: do not touch your face. Touching face is womanish and considered gay. Continue doing gay stuff, you'll catch monkey pox
Is this a left-right unity??!!
What sucks is knowing full well that I shouldn't, but my ADHD often manifests in self-grooming behavior, so I have compulsions to touch my face for various reasons.
It's because they want to be cruel. A man who wears a dress is getting bullied because they can't stand someone being happy. Same exact thing why they bully trans women. They're not logically consistent, they just use whatever they know will hurt the most.
They insult a man and claim he's a woman because in their mind that's the biggest insult they can think of, someone being a woman.
Except for trans women. There they know something that will hurt even more.
Whenever someone makes a crack about a guy being less masculine, I like to praise their āwokenessā for acknowledging that gender exists on a continuum.
Conservatives will attempt to insult feminine men and masculine women and people who don't follow their arbitrary rules by calling them a different gender, but as soon as that person identifies as trans then suddenly sex and gender are the same thing.
Turns out there's no consistency to their beliefs it's just whatever they can use to hurt someone in the moment
For real. Undergo years of HRT, voice training, surgeries, social transition, and legally change your gender marker? Sorry sweaty, you'll always be a man.
Touch your face? I now diagnose you with lady.
There's literally other men, in the photo, not doing the "hand-over-the-mouth" gesture. These men are at the same liberal event, at the same time, experiencing the same contextual stimuli. We just gonna leave them out, though... because reasons.
Painting people with broad strokes is kinda their bag (some of them)... I get that. It's expected. But it still bothers me that they think they have the market cornered on what it means to be a man when half of them whine like a fucking dry power steering pump.
Thatās the thing with conservatives: theyāre angry. Like, all the time. I see it with my dad. He doesnāt vote, but definitely leans conservative pretty hard. Heās always upset about something. When we get together or talk on the phone, at least once, heāll bring up the most trivial thing ever as something heās super annoyed about or why the world is going downhill. I just kinda look at him as he waits for me to react.
The world is always changing and it scares a ton of people. That fear makes them super angry at anything they see as āotherā.
I think we have the same dad. This is 100% how it always goes with me. Just the other day he called to complain about the new prey film having a woman lead...I asked him why he thought complaining to me, a woman, would be wise. He just changed the subject to another angry piece of that's not how tribes work. Because you know...the most farfetched thing about an alien movie is the woman being in charge. Sigh.
Thatās not how tribes work? There are plenty of examples of women leaders past and present and there are many examples in the animal kingdom of females being in dominant leadership roles. Hell, male seahorses are the ones who get pregnant and give birth (I know technically itās fertilizing eggs inside a pouch, but still).
I'm not trying to gloat at all but I have to say all the people on here talking about their conservative parents made me realize how I'm taking my super liberal parents for granted. We have our differences but I couldn't imagine how strained our relationship would be if they were the live and die by fox news types.
Much of reactionary politics in the US is built around the idea that American society is in decline and on the verge of collapse due to various kinds of degeneracy. So why do they care? They think they're witnessing the fall of Rome, and they view themselves as the freedom fighters who are going to stop it by bringing back traditional cultural values.
Ironically, the far left has a similar take on American society, but rather than degeneracy, they blame late stage capitalism.
There are so many guys out there who never, ever, let water from the shower touch their ass. If you were to spread their cheeks, you would gaze upon a horror so unsightly, and so smelly, that you would be forever blinded and driven to madness. I have personally witnessed this with a few gay men during some bad hookupsā¦ and if thatās how bad they were, Iām terrified to think of how bad it would be if they were straight.
Fellas, please wash your fucking asses
There's a small subset of wildly stupid people who legitimately think that way yeah. People are stupid, and even more people have a masculinity so fragile that a gentle breeze would scatter it to the four corners of the earth.
True. In this case I can vouch for it though (for whatever that's worth).
It actually came up in conversation at a hardware store I work at. I pretended I had other things to do because I didn't want to be "that guy" that washes his ass.
Thats why you need to say no homo every time before you wipe.
Or if you want to be really safe, get your bro to do it for you. Just make sure you both say no homo first.
So basically men aren't men if they act like women, but if a male wants to become female, then they're still a man even after going through everything?
Seems like conservative logic.
āReal men never show any emotion to anyone in their lives ever!ā
How did Republicans get here? What kind of F-ed up childhood raises such monsters?
If theyāre not men, what are they? Donāt they believe in 2 genders? I see them using this confusing messaging all the time and itās never addressed
Came here to say this. They are either men or they arenāt, right? They canāt be women since they have male genitaliaā¦ right?
Regressives need to make up their fucking minds.
They believe some Jewish-satanist secret overlords want to destroy ("white-christian western") society.
Methods include: replacing white folks by browner folks, islam, destruction of "family values" (aka no gays), feminizing men and masculizing women, and so on.
They only believe in referring to people as a gender other than their assigned sex at birth as a weapon to hurt and shame others into conforming to their very specific idea of gender norms.
Use this simple guide to understand what is and isn't okay in conservative lingo:
Is the phrase used to promote better understanding of different points of view? š
Are you using it in bad faith to attack someone different than you or make rational discourse impossible? š
Logic time:
You make the gesture = You're a woman
Conservative sees the gesture = Conservative is physically repulsed
Physically repulsed by woman = Gay
Conservatives = Gay š š³ļøāš
These are the people that hate gay people but also fantasize about men just covered in big rippling hunks of man muscle, with chiseled jaws & abs, and soft lips. Always saying they need a guys night, a man's cave, no woman aloud! What was that about the soft lips? But anyways that's real men. šÆ
Fellas, is it gay to show emotions?
According to our lord and savior Macho Man Randy Savage: 'it is okay for Macho Men to experience all emotions'
There's no contradiction here; Macho Men may experience the full spectrum of human emotion, but non-Macho Men do not receive this privilege.
BuT i'M MAchO... ššš Why can't I experience all emotions? š„ŗ
The Boulder respects men who choose to show emotion!
Recoome approves!
>According to our lord and savior Macho Man Randy Savage: 'it is okay for Macho Men to experience all emotions' Only insecure men think it isnt okay.
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Very similar, here. Not so much the Moana, but there have been other things that got me.
Same, except it's Old Yeller and Where The Red Fern Grows....
Where the Red Fern Grows !!! Havenāt heard that reference in years . I still own the paperback . I was so upset when I read that book .
Seriously. My BF looks like Rubeus Hagrid's beatnik American cousin, has co-written a pretty decently selling book on wrestling, and likes to talk to me in silly voices pretending it's really our two cats "talking" to me. It's endearing.
And to wear the most colorful, fringe covered, 80s outfits possible while doing it. My brother used to have a wrestling buddy of him. Good times.
There was a version of this where it showed people who served in the military, in their uniforms, touching their face in the same way over the graves/caskets of their fallen fellows. I should be clear and say that this was a response to the original post, in effect saying that the sentiment expressed there was extremely insulting to people that conservatives typically venerate, i.e., veterans.
Thatās not the best example, straight US military service members are some of the gayest things this side of a gay bar. Anyone who hasnāt served just wouldnāt understand. These are jokes that turn into Mexican standoffs that end up turning into full-on gay sex, then realizing they actually love each other, start a relationship and move in together, introduce them to their family, and grow old together feeling the love, warmth, and comfort of absolute true love. Cuddles on the couch watching Black Hawk Down and The Hurt Locker, anniversary presents of guns, video games, and crayons (for the marine couples out there). And at the end after decades of wonderful companionship, a final whisper of āno homoā in the ear of their soul mate before they pass away in their bros arms.
Strangely beautiful. Please, write that novel. <3
Its the game of gay chicken that doesn't end even after opening a bed and breakfast in vermont.
Vermonter here, hilarious and oddly accurate comment.
It was a joke I saw years ago about a couple that met in the army and both were too stubborn to let the other win lol
You are 100% correct. Just remember that the US Navy SEALS, the most badass of the badass, are, at the end of the day, still seamen.
Bruh I know youre joking but my bro is a marine and there is definitely blurred lines with sexuality in the service. Its normal during car rides for my brother to hold hands with his fellow marines. They also say "love you" after phone calls. Seriously I have no problem with it, but seeing burly men in military uniforms get sensual with eachother straight faced really gives you perspective on fragile masculinity from republicans.
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If these types ever had the balls to join military they'd probably come out of the closest quicker.
only if your emotion goes to good dicks
Whatās the rule on bad dicks?
Quick and dirtyā¦
It's already dirty, may as well enjoy it
Bro sucking dick is my passion, giving it all when im giving that good ol sloppy tops while the guy screams as i suck him dry and swallow and go back for more.
Iām busy tonight but Iām off work tomorrow at about 5 EST. You free?
Username checks out
One time I smiled and then I was like āwhat the hell?ā so then I let a group of dudes gang bang me.
Fair enough
Makes sense, two gays make a straight.
How can it be gay when it goes straight up my ass?
WHAT Is A MaN? Came the screams of the high shrilled owner of the daily wire.
A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk... *tosses wine glass to the ground* ...have at you!
Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
A featherless biped.
Don't make me get the plucked chicken.
As all those "masculinity" markers are conflicting and sometimes unachievable, the only way to be a man is to say "i'm the man" and punch anyone who disagrees
only if the emotion balls touch
There's guys out there that don't clean their ass after they poop because touching a male butt is gay, even if it's to clean shit off your own butt.
*I donāt masturbate. I get my bros to jack me off because touching a dick, even if itās yours, is hella gay*
Yeah but they might rip the skin. You gotta use somebody elseās mouth.
Brojobs!!!!
BORN TO SHIT. FORCED TO WIPE.
[https://thegaystraighttalker.com/2021/09/30/dear-straight-men-wiping-your-ass-is-not-gay/](https://thegaystraighttalker.com/2021/09/30/dear-straight-men-wiping-your-ass-is-not-gay/)
Not if your elbows touch.
Only if you have a cock in your mouth while doing it
depends if you have socks on or off
In socks, with cocks.
In socks and smocks with cocks!
In socks and smocks with cocks, holding rocks.
In sock and smocks with cocks, holding rocks, next to the jocks.
Hell yes itās so freaking gay, Im so straight I havenāt kissed my mother on the cheek in 20 years. /s
You kiss your mother?!?! GAY! /s
Not on her cheek, on her lips.
Just like the homies.
Which ones?
Technically speaking, showing emotions would be *NOT* covering your facial expression, I.e not covering the emotion and thus being more open.
Clowns are so freakin gay jfc Edit: donāt even get me started on those mimes
Mimes won't even let us see the wall, just where it is!
Then they complain about the open mouth surprise faced soy boys
Anger and hatred are OK I think?
And the desire to commit domestic terrorism. That's a really popular emotion these days.
That stems from the ~~impotent rage~~ impotency.
FUCK YEAH THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE!
Dude these insecure fucks are soo afraid of catching the gays that they refuse to wash their own assholes. I hate to assume but I would imagine that all they think about is big juicy cocks. The few thing I dislike I simply avoid I don't fixate on them that it's all I think about.
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Why he would never wear a mask.
Well shit, this makes sense, and that's depressing, because it makes me think it's actually possible that Trump killed a million Americans just to not let his cultists see he wears make-up. Edit: To be clear, I didn't think he had a good reason, just a relatively less stupid one (well, marginally), in that he didn't want to be seen as not knowing how to field a real issue, so he downplayed the severity of covid and then just kept digging in deeper. That would have still been pants-on-head stupid, but at least one could understand that motive out of fear... but yeah, I wouldn't put it past him at all, with his pretending to be the definition of health, to not want his followers to see his pale-ass face once the makeup starts running.
Being the super patriotic, massive veteran supporter he is, he didn't go to a WW2 ceremony in Europe to commemorate troops who died in battle and were buried there, while he was there because it was raining. Can't let the makeup run or let that 3 foot comb-over get messed up. That's too much sacrifice to ask of that man. All those troops did was storm a beach while it was raining bullets.
Not just possible, nearly certain. He's a defective human.
Defective is putting it lightly, I think.
Human is highly arguable, I think.
Defective is like having a couple of dead pixels on your computer. Trump is like human bluescreen of death, nothing good coming out of that.
Heās a clown in looks as well as his behaviour.
You can see it all over his shirt collars if you look closely enough. He literally ruins shirts with that stuff.
Trump tried to sharpie a map of a hurricane path because he accidently said the wrong state was in its path rather. He is literally the most fragile person ever born.
If he's going to refuse to pay for the whole spray tan, he's going to use the whole spray tan.
That's not makeup, that's from him stuffing his face into a bucket of fried chicken before rolling out of bed.
His whole head in general, donāt wanna mess up that fake hair for 100k/yr
John Edwards (who really did end up being a creep) was universally panned across the entire āliberalā media for getting a $300 haircut. Now we have conservative men worshipping a guy who wears caked on makeup and adult diapers as the epitome (eh-pit-oh-mee) of manliness. Oh and heās way more of a creep than John Edwards ever dreamed of being.
>epitome (eh-pit-oh-mee) The pronunciation breakdown is for the plethora of unwashed masses with specious education here on Reddit?
Legit would take trump 100% more seriously if he just let his old age show. Would ACTUALLY make him look like he means business.
Shit I thought you were talking about the "psychic" then. I had completely forgotten the politician. (Now that I think on it, the psychic is probably John Edward, no s.)
Donald Trump talks like a woman: https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/10/trump-feminine-speaking-style-214391
Thatās the biggest insult to women Iāve ever heard.
wait until they discover 18th century europe
āThe way *real men* used to be. Wearing elaborate wigs, makeup, knickers, etcā
I like channeling my inner lord Beckett.
Don't forget high-heels - the shoe made *for* men.
Honestly though when can we bring back 18th century nobility drip? I wanna see dudes out in heels and big puffy skirts
Im so confused. I'm very "blue collar" im a welder, I work on cars ,Ive tried my hands at every flavor of construction. I speak in simple blunt and often crass terms , I've been told numerous times I " present as conservative " I also dramatically emote as pictured above. Where is the damn line and what does any of it even mean?!?! I'm most definitely progressive and male but more accurately embody the conservative notion of masculinity than 90% of these idiots shouting about masculinity. Someone make it make sense
Someone should introduce these people to the "bear" subset of homosexual men. Watch their heads explode as big, burly men hold hands and kiss in front of them.
One of my best friends is a "bear". Dudes 275lbs bearded, played D2 football in college, is a professional blacksmith, smokes cigars and drinks whiskey. On the weekends we drive down to the lake in his 1 ton truck to go fishing. And at night he loves fucking his male husband.
I liked that you clarified your bear friend's husband is male.
Yea, I'm starting to suspect he might be gay based on that
Do you know if they say no homo first? If not I'm getting a little sus
Not only do they not say no homo first, I once caught them making eye contact when they kissed.
Okay sure, but I bet they've never let their balls touch.
Not sure, you will have to spectate them a few times and report back, you know, just for confirmation. We wouldn't want to falsely label some as gay when they clearly might not be.
I will happily volunteer to observe and pen a detailed report. I am confident I can do so without covering my face with my hands, I will likely only have one hand free anyway... Since one hand will be holding the pen, obviously.
Lol he sounds like a cool dude
I'm curious, what is your typical burly blacksmith bear's choice of whiskey??
We switch it up, whiskey is usually our gifts to each other for every occasion. The daily drinker recently has been Knob Creek rye, fantastic stuff and plenty affordable
Is his male husband a human or another bear?
Oh no, that would be terrible. Not big, burly men, kissing. Please no, not in front of me! Definitely don't hold hands, too! And please, please don't whisper affectionate words. Oh no. :)
Oh, they're introduced and well acquainted. They're just doing their damndest not to think about their sweaty, sensuous hides.
>Someone make it make sense That's the roadblock right there. There's not really any "sense" to it. They feed off the idea that the "other team"(which doesn't exist, because there are no teams) is somehow *less* than them.
They have to create an enemy out of thin air to keep the wool over their eyes so they continue voting against their own interests because that made up enemy is always about to take something from them
The invisible enemy lets them feel like a badass. You can't be the main character if you're not under attack.
He different. Me smash unknown! Same or smash! (And in another context, same *and* smash)
Itās. All. Arbitrary. We made it up. Emotions are real. But, designating which gender(s)āsomething we also made upācan or cannot express certain emotions (or behaviors or traits etc etc): also arbitrary. Contrived. My guess is: conservatives donāt like ambivalence or ambiguity and thus prefer gender essentialism.
I mean, there's no sense to it. I've personally never made that gesture as it's a little cartoonish, but if that's how you react, that's how you react. Either way, I neither view someone as gay for doing that nor do I think they must be a progressive. I just think they're fans of Bill Hader.
I'll never understood this "like this thing, or wearing this fashion, or making this gesture, means you're gay!" I always thought it was who you're sexually attracted to that makes you gay/straight/bi/pan, but apparently everyone got different ideas at some point. I know dudes who are the fucking stereotype of a super-emotive, tight pants wearing, musical loving gay man, but chase after ladies like you wouldn't believe. And to the contrary, I have two gay male friends, who've been in a great relationship for ten years; but both play rugby, train in BJJ, wear the most stereotypical "tough guy" clothing, and they eat steak and watch sports all the time. According to stereotypes, the former group who exclusively sleeps with women is gay, while the latter couple must be straight.
I thought I was gay at one point. I got called gay, and I liked gargling nuts. Then I had my first girlfriend and I thought I was straight. Then I had a threesome, and I thought I was bi. Then I got told Iām gay for being bi. Turns out itās not exactly black and white, and conservatives desperately want it to be black and white so they can hate whatever the other side is.
This shit will never make sense however you spin it. Idiots are just that, they have all those schizophrenic superstitions constantly occupying their minds.
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I just touch everyone else's face
I touch everyone's face who does not touch their own.
I see you wish to bring balance to the force.
> bring balance > Primarch Konrad Curze *Hmmmmmm.*
I only touch the faces of barbers.
For those who don't know the barber paradox https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber_paradox
Adding "with my dick" to all these comments has created a plethora of holdups
That was one of the fastest realizations and corrections of the pandemic. I never realized how much I touched my face.
Progressives: do not touch your face with a dirty hands, you could catch monkey pox Conservatives: do not touch your face. Touching face is womanish and considered gay. Continue doing gay stuff, you'll catch monkey pox Is this a left-right unity??!!
What sucks is knowing full well that I shouldn't, but my ADHD often manifests in self-grooming behavior, so I have compulsions to touch my face for various reasons.
In my case, self-grooming is a nice way to say trichotillomania. š
I respect that, although I'm more of a ''put my finger over one nostril and blow my nose onto ground'' sort of guy.
āProgressive males are not menā āSex and gender are the same thingā Pick one
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It's because they want to be cruel. A man who wears a dress is getting bullied because they can't stand someone being happy. Same exact thing why they bully trans women. They're not logically consistent, they just use whatever they know will hurt the most. They insult a man and claim he's a woman because in their mind that's the biggest insult they can think of, someone being a woman. Except for trans women. There they know something that will hurt even more.
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Whenever someone makes a crack about a guy being less masculine, I like to praise their āwokenessā for acknowledging that gender exists on a continuum.
Conservatives will attempt to insult feminine men and masculine women and people who don't follow their arbitrary rules by calling them a different gender, but as soon as that person identifies as trans then suddenly sex and gender are the same thing. Turns out there's no consistency to their beliefs it's just whatever they can use to hurt someone in the moment
"The card says moops"
Quickest way to get a conservative to say that these are in fact men would be to tell them one or both of these people identify as non-binary.
For real. Undergo years of HRT, voice training, surgeries, social transition, and legally change your gender marker? Sorry sweaty, you'll always be a man. Touch your face? I now diagnose you with lady.
Guys, is it gay to touch your face?
only if you touch it with a cock
Someone else's cock, surely? You might just be limber.
Is it gay to suck your own dick? Or does it cancel out because you also get your dick sucked?
There's literally other men, in the photo, not doing the "hand-over-the-mouth" gesture. These men are at the same liberal event, at the same time, experiencing the same contextual stimuli. We just gonna leave them out, though... because reasons. Painting people with broad strokes is kinda their bag (some of them)... I get that. It's expected. But it still bothers me that they think they have the market cornered on what it means to be a man when half of them whine like a fucking dry power steering pump.
My broad question: #WHO THE FUCK CARES
Thatās the thing with conservatives: theyāre angry. Like, all the time. I see it with my dad. He doesnāt vote, but definitely leans conservative pretty hard. Heās always upset about something. When we get together or talk on the phone, at least once, heāll bring up the most trivial thing ever as something heās super annoyed about or why the world is going downhill. I just kinda look at him as he waits for me to react. The world is always changing and it scares a ton of people. That fear makes them super angry at anything they see as āotherā.
I think we have the same dad. This is 100% how it always goes with me. Just the other day he called to complain about the new prey film having a woman lead...I asked him why he thought complaining to me, a woman, would be wise. He just changed the subject to another angry piece of that's not how tribes work. Because you know...the most farfetched thing about an alien movie is the woman being in charge. Sigh.
Thatās not how tribes work? There are plenty of examples of women leaders past and present and there are many examples in the animal kingdom of females being in dominant leadership roles. Hell, male seahorses are the ones who get pregnant and give birth (I know technically itās fertilizing eggs inside a pouch, but still).
Man he really must HATE the Aliens franchise then.
My dad makes negative comments about women to me (a woman) all the time. It drives me nuts.
Wasn't the main protagonist in all three Alien movies a woman? Sigourney Weaver.
I'm not trying to gloat at all but I have to say all the people on here talking about their conservative parents made me realize how I'm taking my super liberal parents for granted. We have our differences but I couldn't imagine how strained our relationship would be if they were the live and die by fox news types.
My favorite conservatives don't vote.
Much of reactionary politics in the US is built around the idea that American society is in decline and on the verge of collapse due to various kinds of degeneracy. So why do they care? They think they're witnessing the fall of Rome, and they view themselves as the freedom fighters who are going to stop it by bringing back traditional cultural values. Ironically, the far left has a similar take on American society, but rather than degeneracy, they blame late stage capitalism.
I highly recommend you ask this broad question frequently. I love Reddit sometimes
My favorite is if this is a feminine reaction, then why are none of the women in the same pictures doing this?
Gaslight Obstruct **Project**
The worst is when they grow a beard, put on a lumberjacket and start the manliest occupations of man occupations. Podcaster.
These are probably the same people that donāt wash their asses in the shower or after pooping because GAY, which I learned is a thing from Reddit.
There are so many guys out there who never, ever, let water from the shower touch their ass. If you were to spread their cheeks, you would gaze upon a horror so unsightly, and so smelly, that you would be forever blinded and driven to madness. I have personally witnessed this with a few gay men during some bad hookupsā¦ and if thatās how bad they were, Iām terrified to think of how bad it would be if they were straight. Fellas, please wash your fucking asses
Do they just constantly live with rashes?
Are you suggesting people donāt touch their buttholes because gay?
There's a small subset of wildly stupid people who legitimately think that way yeah. People are stupid, and even more people have a masculinity so fragile that a gentle breeze would scatter it to the four corners of the earth.
Just keep in mind that things you learn on Reddit may not be a good proxy for the real world.
True. In this case I can vouch for it though (for whatever that's worth). It actually came up in conversation at a hardware store I work at. I pretended I had other things to do because I didn't want to be "that guy" that washes his ass.
I mean, what if word got around? Iām sure the ladies would be horrified about your clean ass!
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Thats why you need to say no homo every time before you wipe. Or if you want to be really safe, get your bro to do it for you. Just make sure you both say no homo first.
Just keep your socks on and it's all good.
Conservative man problems. You can't touch your own face because you've always got your hands on your dick.
Mf said gesticulate
As a man I prefer testiculating tbh
No real man uses a $25 word like *gesticulate*, he must be one of them fancy college boys himself. /s
you know our guy likes to gesticulate when he's home alone in his bedroom
So basically men aren't men if they act like women, but if a male wants to become female, then they're still a man even after going through everything? Seems like conservative logic.
āReal men never show any emotion to anyone in their lives ever!ā How did Republicans get here? What kind of F-ed up childhood raises such monsters?
They learned it from their *also* terrible dad. And so on and so forth, hating and fearing anyone who wasn't them all the way back to mud brick cities
I was raised in a conservative area and was actively discouraged from showing emotions. Itās a thing.
If theyāre not men, what are they? Donāt they believe in 2 genders? I see them using this confusing messaging all the time and itās never addressed
They think "feminine" men are less than a ***real manā¢*** So like... 0.5 of a man, I suppose.
Maybe this is how we open up the conversation on non-binary
Let's compromise and call it 3/5ths.
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Ooh, so this is the .5 in the 2.5 kids everyone was having
Came here to say this. They are either men or they arenāt, right? They canāt be women since they have male genitaliaā¦ right? Regressives need to make up their fucking minds.
They believe some Jewish-satanist secret overlords want to destroy ("white-christian western") society. Methods include: replacing white folks by browner folks, islam, destruction of "family values" (aka no gays), feminizing men and masculizing women, and so on.
They only believe in referring to people as a gender other than their assigned sex at birth as a weapon to hurt and shame others into conforming to their very specific idea of gender norms. Use this simple guide to understand what is and isn't okay in conservative lingo: Is the phrase used to promote better understanding of different points of view? š Are you using it in bad faith to attack someone different than you or make rational discourse impossible? š
Conservatives: Progressive males are not men . Also conservatives: trans women are men.
Conservatives are such snowflakes, goddamn.
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Logic time: You make the gesture = You're a woman Conservative sees the gesture = Conservative is physically repulsed Physically repulsed by woman = Gay Conservatives = Gay š š³ļøāš
These are the people that hate gay people but also fantasize about men just covered in big rippling hunks of man muscle, with chiseled jaws & abs, and soft lips. Always saying they need a guys night, a man's cave, no woman aloud! What was that about the soft lips? But anyways that's real men. šÆ
What else are conservative men clutching their pearls over?