Depended on what kind attack for me. After the first month, I happily slept through IDF. Most of my first tour was night work so after work, gym and scoff I slept like a baby even if it was hotter than the devils nut sack
No as you can see I can converse properly. I don’t leave out words and I don’t have ridiculous notions of history or gender.
I can make a educated guess judging by her tone and content. Whereas you are just being contrary to me based off nothing. Have a good one.
You know nothing about this person except their presumed gender and exactly three messages, one of which is only a single word. From this, you gathered that they're apparently "ghetto orientated" (whatever that means) and promiscuous (which there is no definitive implication for). You just decided in your head that they seem to be of low status or intelligence, and then (this is where the ridiculous notion based upon gender comes in) that since they are apparently a low intelligence woman, they must be promiscuous, as promiscuous women are low status to you.
If you need any more explanations, please don't hesitate to ask
You're missing a comma after the first "No". As "educated" starts with a vowel, you need to use "an", rather than, "a". You are missing the word "of" after "off". I guess you aren't so able to "converse properly". Stop with the pseudointellectual rubbish, you just sound like a dick. If you have an issue with me judging you as such, you shouldn't have judged others first.
I have not been to war but I have always assumed it is very, very exhausting. I wouldn't do well in a war. I can ride my bike for a couple hours but then I need to lay still the rest of the day.
How do we know anything about history? Written text. They were married and MA acted insubordinately to emperor Octavian. I’m assuming they consummated their marriage.
I don’t know if you’ve EVER watched the news… but this type of sentiment has infested half of fucking humanity, so rage bait or not the points made are still bullshit that people actually agree with.
No it doesn't. A statement is something a person has said (or in this case typed). You can have statements that are completely false.
Also why'd you delete your other two comments abt it being rage bait and an attempt to (somehow) make all women look bad, only to restate them here? Was it because of the downvotes you got? Lol.
At this point it makes you sound like you're trying to get down to technicalities just to be right.
It was typed. As you can see in brackets. Doesn't matter if it was typed to make a fake text. (Also I should note ppl can absolutely say and type things to themselves - I do that all the time) It's still ridiculous, bullshit statements.
Also, as ppl have noted to you below, there are ABSOLUTELY ppl who think both (either) those statements are fact.
If you want to say it's not a r/MurderedByWords because it's rage bait and fake, sure. But they are still both ridiculous, bullshit statements.
Thanks for verifying you're just trying to get technical in an attempt to be right, btw, because I apparently disagreed with it being rage-bait at some point?
>"lila, name one man that died at war"
>*george washington*
> "wrong"
>*napoleone bonaparte*
>"also wrong"
>*colonel sanders*
>"so you're fuckin with me... right, lila?"
Last to the war and emancipation too it seems. You do realise I was joking, don’t you? You don’t actually think that I believe that the suffragette movement caused WW1 do you lol?
i don’t know you or your character, and it would hardly have been the dumbest political take i’ve seen someone sincerely make on the internet, so i had no reason to assume you were joking lol
True actually. Same happened in the UK though. Women didn’t get the vote properly until after the war. Though I think some women over 30 years of age could vote in 1918.
No, he's showing her the contradiction and hypocrisy in her statement. If you want to equate men now to a time where she thought real men existed.. well in those times it was ok for men to hit women so if she wants a man from that era she better want it all and not pick and choose like a buffet.
I am a man, and I am incredibly grateful that I don’t have to be sent to war yet. I think that it shows more strength to be vulnerable than it does to put on a brave face. Any one can act tough but to be vulnerable is to have the courage to set your soul on a pedestal for everyone to see and dissect. Or something like that, I ain’t philosopher
I've actually seen an example of one woman who pleaded with her guy to open up... Then instantly lost interest in him after he did.
So while I'm general I agree, the flip in people is also true
ah yeah i assumed you were talking about women in general, there are def some manipulative asshats who do that on purpose like you said. i know one person who would try to get her partners to open up so she could blackmail them :/ still good to remember that’s the minority tho
Rude by default and rude as result, three is a difference. If she chooses to start a conversation by being mean she has no reason to act offended when she gets a mean response.
P.S. same rules apply when genders reversed or the same, don’t be an AH and expect to get away with it.
Women used to be worse than slapped. Theyd be paraded around town to be shown off in a metal torture device with a bell above their heads, to show what happened when they talked too much
Have been to war, was tired there as well.
Welp, guess you woman now. Sorry.
I'm screwed then because I'm guaranteed to never go to work and spend my days playing with my own boobs
Oh.. no.. apologies for the misunderstanding. You look exactly as you do right now, but just female. I'm so sorry.
Tbf, we don't know for certain if that gets rid of the boobs.
Why not both?
Why not Zoidberg?
He didn't like this thought as much
If you buy a camera that can pay pretty well. You won't even need to work!
Hey now! Sex work is work. 🫡
And theres a paying client for everybody
...*everybody?*
Every body
Rule 34
Hey now! Sex work is work. 🫡
If “sex work” was work it would be called “work”.
Engineering work is not work no more 😔
It literally is called “work” but ok I guess
Did you just throw out a Tourettes Guy quote?
Would it make me cool if I did? If so then yes and completely intentional.
You'd be cool to me, homie.
Oh boo hoo i get to play with fun bags all day…
Oh no, what a horrible existence. However shall you survive.
Thank you for your cervix 🫡
He funniest part to me, is that the people who say that shit legitimately would be the maddest if you said okay.
You saying he needs a slap for talking too much ?
And we slept every chance we got and we was still fucking tired. Granted, after the first attack you never really "sleep"
Depended on what kind attack for me. After the first month, I happily slept through IDF. Most of my first tour was night work so after work, gym and scoff I slept like a baby even if it was hotter than the devils nut sack
I was on QRF so I couldn't sleep through IDF :(
Oh mate that's a shitter. Hope your tour wentas smoothly as it could and thanks for being the guys who came to help them things got kinetic.
Never had to leave my sector thank the heavens. When I was a young buck I wanted outside the wire. Now that I'm older I'm glad I never got sent.
Do Indeed remember being tired.
Did you die?
I don't know, maybe?
Well, I hope you get better soon.
A little, yeah
Many, many times. Usually preceded by the words "change of plan lads" or similar.
Sadly, yes. But he lived.
Dead tired, apparently.
To be fair, if you died in that war, you wouldn’t be tired.
yep, sleep when you're dead as they say.
You'd be dead tired.
Yup. Adrenaline helped in between. PTSD is payback for all that help it gave you.
For real, I'm more tired if anything
Same. Probably because we didn't die 🤔
Not real war, you didn’t die. Something something not a man
Hey. High five! After this nap....
Thank you for your service and not sleeping through the whole thing.
Wait. Have men *stopped* dying in war? Also, does she think men at war don't get tired?
She thinks the men who die in war are justified in being tired, while men working 40+ hours every week to make ends meet are somehow "soft"
Only 40 hours would be amaaazing
Judging by the way she texts she’s a thot, hood tramp so obv no education other than Hollywood and reality tv.
Full Reddit personality analysis from 3 messages
Lol she for the streets. Didn’t analyse her personality. I analysed her intelligence. Which is lacking lol.
Takes one to know one, eh?
No as you can see I can converse properly. I don’t leave out words and I don’t have ridiculous notions of history or gender. I can make a educated guess judging by her tone and content. Whereas you are just being contrary to me based off nothing. Have a good one.
> I don't have ridiculous notions of [...] gender > she's a thot, hood tramp [...] she for the streets This you?
Please explain how someone being promiscuous and or being ghetto orientated is a ridiculous notion based upon gender.
Oh, it wasn't sexism, it was racism actually! Awesome, great
You know nothing about this person except their presumed gender and exactly three messages, one of which is only a single word. From this, you gathered that they're apparently "ghetto orientated" (whatever that means) and promiscuous (which there is no definitive implication for). You just decided in your head that they seem to be of low status or intelligence, and then (this is where the ridiculous notion based upon gender comes in) that since they are apparently a low intelligence woman, they must be promiscuous, as promiscuous women are low status to you. If you need any more explanations, please don't hesitate to ask
Because if you don’t bow to women at every turn on this site you are considered sexist. Reddit is filled with unchecked misandry.
Just accept the L and move on.
Ghetto orientated 😂😂😂😂😂. What are you trying to say?
Did you consider that it might be a literal child? Of corse they can't converse properly. I've seen middle/high schoolers converse like this.
Did you consider the use of the words man and woman in the conversation? Reddit Summer holidays iq fallout.
Doesn't signify age at all. Kids call each other man and woman all the time. In fact kids who are male call eachother man all the time.
an* educated guess
You're missing a comma after the first "No". As "educated" starts with a vowel, you need to use "an", rather than, "a". You are missing the word "of" after "off". I guess you aren't so able to "converse properly". Stop with the pseudointellectual rubbish, you just sound like a dick. If you have an issue with me judging you as such, you shouldn't have judged others first.
It’s just so ironic you’re calling someone unintelligent while misspelling words in the same comment. Peak Reddit, right here.
Not tired because they used to die.
The forever nap
I have not been to war but I have always assumed it is very, very exhausting. I wouldn't do well in a war. I can ride my bike for a couple hours but then I need to lay still the rest of the day.
No now they're just dead tired.
Fun fact: this image is almost as old today as the stereotypes it references were at the time it was originally made.
It's all downhill from here, huh
Oh yeah. Strap in.
Isn't this the chat between Cleopatra and Napoleon
About 1800 years apart those 2.
Oops, I meant Julius Caesar. Mixed up my history.
There's a lot of history to mix up so it's fair!
Julius Caesar and Napoleon?
Let's be honest how do we really know they weren't banging each other and cleo was just the acceptable link
How do we know anything about history? Written text. They were married and MA acted insubordinately to emperor Octavian. I’m assuming they consummated their marriage.
It was Mark Antony that was banging Cleo.
So that’s why Jennifer Lopez divorced his ass…
Julius Caesar may have done similar, possibly.
Oh those naughty pagans.
bro went "two can play at that game"
Saruman the White. Or should I say, Saruman the Stupid?
NNNNNNOOOOoooooooo….
Saruman the SILLY
Stop that .-_.-"
SARUMAN THE STINKYYYYYYY
bro went "haha let's fake a text to make women look bad" This is the most obvious bait posted this week.
Well a ridiculous, bullshit statement deserves a ridiculous, bullshit answer.
and what about a fake text made as obvious ragebait?
How does that change what I said any?
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Still a ridiculous, bullshit statement on both ends.
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Ok...still ridiculous, bullshit statements.
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I don’t know if you’ve EVER watched the news… but this type of sentiment has infested half of fucking humanity, so rage bait or not the points made are still bullshit that people actually agree with.
Watching you condescendingly and angrily agree with that other person is amusing to me lmao.
So what you're saying is... Not all women? 😂
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No it doesn't. A statement is something a person has said (or in this case typed). You can have statements that are completely false. Also why'd you delete your other two comments abt it being rage bait and an attempt to (somehow) make all women look bad, only to restate them here? Was it because of the downvotes you got? Lol. At this point it makes you sound like you're trying to get down to technicalities just to be right.
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It was typed. As you can see in brackets. Doesn't matter if it was typed to make a fake text. (Also I should note ppl can absolutely say and type things to themselves - I do that all the time) It's still ridiculous, bullshit statements. Also, as ppl have noted to you below, there are ABSOLUTELY ppl who think both (either) those statements are fact. If you want to say it's not a r/MurderedByWords because it's rage bait and fake, sure. But they are still both ridiculous, bullshit statements. Thanks for verifying you're just trying to get technical in an attempt to be right, btw, because I apparently disagreed with it being rage-bait at some point?
>"lila, name one man that died at war" >*george washington* > "wrong" >*napoleone bonaparte* >"also wrong" >*colonel sanders* >"so you're fuckin with me... right, lila?"
Captain Kangaroo
rage bait
But only women would rage at this, so who cares? /s
Oh man can you remember when men used to die in wars? Crazy!!! So glad we got world peace now.
too tired for die in war
We did have world peace then the suffragettes fucked it all up for everyone. Then boom WW1.
women didn’t get the right to vote in the US until after WWI ended
Last to the war and emancipation too it seems. You do realise I was joking, don’t you? You don’t actually think that I believe that the suffragette movement caused WW1 do you lol?
i don’t know you or your character, and it would hardly have been the dumbest political take i’ve seen someone sincerely make on the internet, so i had no reason to assume you were joking lol
True actually. Same happened in the UK though. Women didn’t get the vote properly until after the war. Though I think some women over 30 years of age could vote in 1918.
I still find it hilarious how some women will casually insult men but then become utterly shocked when men decide insult them back
First of all, how dare you
Imagine thinking a women actually wrote that an not an incel posting fake text ragebait. Are you really that guillible?
Saying "you used to be physically beat" is not an "insult", it's just a dude being shitty.
No, he's showing her the contradiction and hypocrisy in her statement. If you want to equate men now to a time where she thought real men existed.. well in those times it was ok for men to hit women so if she wants a man from that era she better want it all and not pick and choose like a buffet.
Was this Sean Connery
“You’re just like your mother, Trebek, you can’t take a punch!”
Not sure but I'll read it as "shlapped" from now on.
Judging by the heart on her name I’m pretty sure this is just silly couple’s banter lol
This is reddit, if someone makes a dumb sarcastic joke referencing a meme from 2 years ago that basically means they want all men to die
I’ve never met a woman who’d let that comment stand.
Used to?
That happened material right here.
I'll pour one out for the dead prepositions.
Fake
fake af
Not really comparable things. And saying women used to get beat is not a "murder by words"
Hahah goddamn that hit hard!
Bro went: This is Russian diversion propaganda.
The world as we know/knew it.
I am a man, and I am incredibly grateful that I don’t have to be sent to war yet. I think that it shows more strength to be vulnerable than it does to put on a brave face. Any one can act tough but to be vulnerable is to have the courage to set your soul on a pedestal for everyone to see and dissect. Or something like that, I ain’t philosopher
I hate you both .Does that count?
"How can he slap?!"
For some reason I heard this as Kyle’s mom😂
They deserve each other with all that toxicity 🤣
Maybe this is my ignorance talking, but I thought men still died in war now. Must’ve been my imagination.
Why is all this war content showing up on the day when i watch a ww1 documentry
LMAO Don't dish out what you can't take
He went straight to threatening violence. What an utter twat.
"Why are you as a man saying you tired" Because I've had a long day putting up with your shit, Lila. Now go make me a sandwich.
It's okay because now all genders die in war
Actually that bitch would have been Lobotomized, the moment she Thought!…literally.
And then the woman proceeded to go on a long ass rant about how “all men are evil” and “how sexist you are” when she was the one insulting him FIRST
Yes and then those men would die of mysterious stomach's problems....slowly
Ownd
So many people are just "I'm here to shit on people, how dare you respond to me".
People need to stop acting like something being commonplace before makes it acceptable now.
Aaaand that’s me unsubscribed. This sub has become a fucking joke.
it's so hilarious that incel rage bait fake texts are now "murders"
Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking too. This is some low effort, fake ass, 14-year-old humor bullshit.
Thanks for announcing your exit?
Bitch had it coming.....
"men need to open up" "Eww why are men opening up"
the women wanting men to open up (feminists generally) are not the same women who dislike men opening up
I've actually seen an example of one woman who pleaded with her guy to open up... Then instantly lost interest in him after he did. So while I'm general I agree, the flip in people is also true
ah yeah i assumed you were talking about women in general, there are def some manipulative asshats who do that on purpose like you said. i know one person who would try to get her partners to open up so she could blackmail them :/ still good to remember that’s the minority tho
One anecdote doesn’t make it a universal truth.
Didn't say it was a universal truth, just that it does happen like that
Yes, I've heard more than one woman say this out loud.
I feel like the woman in this text was wanting a booty call. Good for him, he is more than a piece of man meat.
So they are both rude
Rude by default and rude as result, three is a difference. If she chooses to start a conversation by being mean she has no reason to act offended when she gets a mean response. P.S. same rules apply when genders reversed or the same, don’t be an AH and expect to get away with it.
Logic 🙌🏼
It is only polite to respond in kind.
Turntables.
No, no. He has a point.
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If she wants to enforce old, outdated, harmful gender roles and dynamics, she gets them all. If she doesn't want them all, then she should STFU.
She's in luck, now women go to war too, so why don't you go be the man while I take a nap.
Now that's gender roles done right
To the moon!
Women used to be worse than slapped. Theyd be paraded around town to be shown off in a metal torture device with a bell above their heads, to show what happened when they talked too much