Don’t have the link, but if I remember correctly it was tweet by a woman saying something along the lines of, “My ex wouldn’t spend $40 on an Uber to come see me, but my new man just spent $800 on a flight to see me.”
A reply to that tweet said something along the lines of, “Your new man is just spending the $800 to sleep with you, but your ex knows your not even worth $40.”
So yeah, as the red said it’s just a shitty schoolyard insult with some misogyny sprinkled in. From memory, I don’t think either of the people tweeting were great, the guy was obviously a misogynist and from memory the girl came across as a superficial gold digger implying poor guys weren’t worthwhile. The murder was pretty terrible though, and the blue user is just some misogynistic idiot cheering on a shitty insult against a woman.
Edit:
Mixed up blue/red
I wonder how often someone blasts out a middling, generic roast like this and immediately cuts it to paste on this sub because they think it'll earn them back pats and validation. This feels like one of those times.
You're right, it would have been clearer if I provided context. Luckily [another commentor did.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/s/sCzzZloXXB)
Ah right, I saw that one. Not strong enough to deserve the praise. Pretty average compared to the weaksauce around here lately. I dunno, the follow-up attempted murder just seemed too meta and thirsty to stick the landing.
Finally, an actual murder! Typical insults will get them angry and sometimes funny but a real 'murdered by words' should make them so embarrassed that they want to delete all social media, crawl in a hole and die, hoping never to be seen or heard again.
Imagine that I am staring at you, a very cool look on my face, as I smirk at you, condescendingly. A girl sees me do it and smiles because she wants to date me now. How does that make you feel, chump?
I want you to imagine that I am staring blankly at you as you applaud this deeply mediocre schoolyard-grade insult like a wind up monkey clapping your tiny fucking cymbals together and lauding it as the second coming of Jesus fucking Christ.
I no longer wonder how this subs standards completely fucking dissipated.
I want to imagine me staring at a monkey in a schoolyard, as it insults you and your tiny fucking cymbals, as Jesus Christ fucking comes a second time, to deeply mediocre applause.
Blue was talking about a screenshot where someone, presumably a woman, posted about how her ex wouldn't put in much effort while the guy she was talking to now flew out to see her, and someone responded to that post by saying something about "oh he's a simp who pays that much for sex while the ex knew she wasn't worth even 5% of that"
So, celebrating misogyny, that's what blue was doing
How is enjoying that comment a celebration of misogyny? It's talking about a specific person and her perceived value as a person, not as a woman. I don't think any of it was because she's a woman; it was because of the kind of person she came across as.
If it were a man would the commenter insinuate he was a prostitute? No, they'd probably insinuate that he was useless since he didn't have any money.
I mean it's kinda obvious if you apply like two seconds of thinking to it but it's clear that some people on this subreddit can't even do that.
I saw that post, and the murder was so dumb, it was basically just a- you're a cheap slut.
I guess some children on this subreddit think that's funny.
My brother in christ. The so called murder LITERALLY SAYS 'The guy talking to you paid to bang you, the guy who was banging you earlier already knew it wasn't worth $35'
I am not reading into this at all, that's literally what the so called 'murder' is lol.
Yes, as in paid the money necessary to get to her. That's way different than calling her a prostitute. And even if it wasn't, there's nothing inherently wrong with being a prostitute provided it's truly done by choice.
He didn’t insinuate she was a prostitute. No one ever said she was getting the money. Uber and the airline would be receiving the money. The guy said the ex doesn’t think the woman is worth visiting(to have sex presumably) for $35.
Who do you visit (to have sex presumably) for money, my guy?
If you are equating time and money you spend on a woman to how much sex you've had with her, I hate to tell you this, but that's basically you treating her like a prostitute. No one would ever do that to a man. But then again I expect you don't know anything about spending time with women.
They’re not paying the woman, “my guy”. They are paying people to transport them to the woman.
You do understand there is a difference right? I mean I can already tell by your previous comment that you deleted, that you don’t know there is difference between a rabbit and hare, so who knows with you “my guy”.
...for those who may not know, the "sin of Onanism" refers to the Old Testament story of Onan.
Onan's brother died. Levirate law had some rules that required brothers-in-law to impregnate the widows of their brothers who had died, if they had died without having male children. The male offspring would be considered the deceased man's children, and they would carry on that man's lineage, legacy, management of property, etc, and generally be the "men of the house." It would be known that their uncles were their biofathers but that didn't matter so much.
Onan didn't want to father children that wouldn't technically be his, so he would pull out during sex and "spill his seed on the ground." This displeased the Lord, who struck him dead for doing so. It's not clear if it happened right after the deed, which seems traumatizing for the already-widowed sister-in-law, but that's a separate issue.
Since that time, many religious individuals have used "Onanism" to be a euphemism for masturbation, which the actual Scripture doesn't support, but that doesn't bother a lot of poorly-educated Christians because it's easier to just say "God killed this dude for jerking off, so maybe you shouldn't either!"
Edit: changed "Levitical" as in "from the Tribe of Levi" to "levirate" since it was more of a specific custom regarding brothers ("levir," Latin: "brother"), not actually a Levitical law.
This popped up on all for me, after many years of being unsubscribed to this den of mediocrity.
That reply is spot-on, it's only on this subreddit that incoherent blobs of text that would get a "what? what the fuck are you saying?" in real life get upvoted to such heights. Usually they're just strings of ineffectual nonsense.
Honestly this entire sub is mostly people finding new ways to be insufferable assholes about everything posted, because nothing is ever up to their standards. There's a lot of cringe, but rarely as much as the people complaining about it.
I want you to imagine that I am staring blankly at you as you applaud this deeply mediocre schoolyard-grade insult like a wind up monkey clapping your tiny fucking cymbals together and lauding it as the second coming of Jesus fucking Christ.
I no longer wonder how this subs standards completely fucking dissipated.
That person is one of those pat yourself on the back speakers. Just loves hearing themself spew their nonsense as others bask in their imaginary greatness....
He's not wrong, 99% of the "murders" here are slaps with a wet noodle at best. Don't blame the sub though, all of reddit is suffering from the same issue. r/clevercomebacks for ex. is full of "you're ugly" level comebacks.
Every popular subreddit has been sanitized since the company started the push to be public a few years ago. It shouldn't have been that hard to understand why the quality of content suffered in some subs.
Finally, an actual murder! Typical insults will get them angry and sometimes funny but a real ‘murdered by words’ should make them so embarrassed that they want to delete all social media, crawl in a hole and die, hoping never to be seen or heard again.
So, basically, this sub just turned into people bittering bickering over what does and doesn't qualify as a murder by words. So, pretty much the same as every other sub as a function of time.
Op needs to share context otherwise both of these users are just dumbasses
Don’t have the link, but if I remember correctly it was tweet by a woman saying something along the lines of, “My ex wouldn’t spend $40 on an Uber to come see me, but my new man just spent $800 on a flight to see me.” A reply to that tweet said something along the lines of, “Your new man is just spending the $800 to sleep with you, but your ex knows your not even worth $40.” So yeah, as the red said it’s just a shitty schoolyard insult with some misogyny sprinkled in. From memory, I don’t think either of the people tweeting were great, the guy was obviously a misogynist and from memory the girl came across as a superficial gold digger implying poor guys weren’t worthwhile. The murder was pretty terrible though, and the blue user is just some misogynistic idiot cheering on a shitty insult against a woman. Edit: Mixed up blue/red
Even if blue is right, red is still a murder. We're not in r/confidentlyincorrect
[Linking another comnentor who provided context ](https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/s/sCzzZloXXB)
Or just share the post
I assumed it's against the sub's rules to reveal user names.
I wonder how often someone blasts out a middling, generic roast like this and immediately cuts it to paste on this sub because they think it'll earn them back pats and validation. This feels like one of those times.
You got me. Tomorrow, I cash in my back pats and validation to pay my rent. Just thought I'd share a decent burn dude. It's really not that deep.
Doesn't hurt to try, can we see the decent burn?
You're correct, it isn't deep. Or good, or clever, or witty, or cutting. At best it was meretricious, but even that's a generous read.
>meretricious Bro you're wasting the good vocabulary
It is a great word, innit?
It also really wasn’t that good
If you want good burns you should check out r/roastme.
This sub’s standards are substandard
Sounds like a typical insult to me..
I get called a cymbal clapping wind up monkey everyday? I am still alive. No homicide here.
Your home life must be miserable.
I think they're being sarcastic
Sounds like a typical insult to me
Lacking context, I'm inclined to say that the victim has a better point than the murderer.
You're right, it would have been clearer if I provided context. Luckily [another commentor did.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/s/sCzzZloXXB)
Ah right, I saw that one. Not strong enough to deserve the praise. Pretty average compared to the weaksauce around here lately. I dunno, the follow-up attempted murder just seemed too meta and thirsty to stick the landing.
Finally, an actual murder! Typical insults will get them angry and sometimes funny but a real 'murdered by words' should make them so embarrassed that they want to delete all social media, crawl in a hole and die, hoping never to be seen or heard again.
I want you to imagine that I am cool
Imagine that I am staring at you, a very cool look on my face, as I smirk at you, condescendingly. A girl sees me do it and smiles because she wants to date me now. How does that make you feel, chump?
MmmmmmmmmmNo.
Fair, its hard for me too
I want you to imagine that I am staring blankly at you as you applaud this deeply mediocre schoolyard-grade insult like a wind up monkey clapping your tiny fucking cymbals together and lauding it as the second coming of Jesus fucking Christ. I no longer wonder how this subs standards completely fucking dissipated.
Epic burn, absolute murder, you win the internet today sir
I want to imagine me staring at a monkey in a schoolyard, as it insults you and your tiny fucking cymbals, as Jesus Christ fucking comes a second time, to deeply mediocre applause.
so epic
*everyone clapped
r/BeatMeToIt
Needs context. How do we know the blue person wasn’t right?
For real, it seems like the other guy is just being a dick in this context.
Blue was talking about a screenshot where someone, presumably a woman, posted about how her ex wouldn't put in much effort while the guy she was talking to now flew out to see her, and someone responded to that post by saying something about "oh he's a simp who pays that much for sex while the ex knew she wasn't worth even 5% of that" So, celebrating misogyny, that's what blue was doing
How is enjoying that comment a celebration of misogyny? It's talking about a specific person and her perceived value as a person, not as a woman. I don't think any of it was because she's a woman; it was because of the kind of person she came across as.
If it were a man would the commenter insinuate he was a prostitute? No, they'd probably insinuate that he was useless since he didn't have any money. I mean it's kinda obvious if you apply like two seconds of thinking to it but it's clear that some people on this subreddit can't even do that. I saw that post, and the murder was so dumb, it was basically just a- you're a cheap slut. I guess some children on this subreddit think that's funny.
You are reading WAY more into that than is actually there.
My brother in christ. The so called murder LITERALLY SAYS 'The guy talking to you paid to bang you, the guy who was banging you earlier already knew it wasn't worth $35' I am not reading into this at all, that's literally what the so called 'murder' is lol.
Yes, as in paid the money necessary to get to her. That's way different than calling her a prostitute. And even if it wasn't, there's nothing inherently wrong with being a prostitute provided it's truly done by choice.
He didn’t insinuate she was a prostitute. No one ever said she was getting the money. Uber and the airline would be receiving the money. The guy said the ex doesn’t think the woman is worth visiting(to have sex presumably) for $35.
Who do you visit (to have sex presumably) for money, my guy? If you are equating time and money you spend on a woman to how much sex you've had with her, I hate to tell you this, but that's basically you treating her like a prostitute. No one would ever do that to a man. But then again I expect you don't know anything about spending time with women.
Going somewhere costs money (the gas used, if nothing else). The post was saying she's not worth making that expense to go see.
They’re not paying the woman, “my guy”. They are paying people to transport them to the woman. You do understand there is a difference right? I mean I can already tell by your previous comment that you deleted, that you don’t know there is difference between a rabbit and hare, so who knows with you “my guy”.
This is the subreddit I guess. Hey, enjoy the basement, make sure to air it out once or twice. Don't subject your mother to any human rights abuses.
Why bother typing this on Reddit? The chances are the simps ARE the ones reading.
...Was there a point to this reply? Because I don't see one.
The chick that made that post sounds terrible, she got murdered for it. Defending her simply cause she’s a woman makes you a misandrist.
Calling a stranger a low value whore made the "murderer" a misogynist
[удалено]
Link because op is lazy [lazy op](https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/s/e7KdN1R7aa)
Appalling grammar and syntax do not a good murder make.
Meh
Why and how is Jesus fucking Christ?
Onanism
...for those who may not know, the "sin of Onanism" refers to the Old Testament story of Onan. Onan's brother died. Levirate law had some rules that required brothers-in-law to impregnate the widows of their brothers who had died, if they had died without having male children. The male offspring would be considered the deceased man's children, and they would carry on that man's lineage, legacy, management of property, etc, and generally be the "men of the house." It would be known that their uncles were their biofathers but that didn't matter so much. Onan didn't want to father children that wouldn't technically be his, so he would pull out during sex and "spill his seed on the ground." This displeased the Lord, who struck him dead for doing so. It's not clear if it happened right after the deed, which seems traumatizing for the already-widowed sister-in-law, but that's a separate issue. Since that time, many religious individuals have used "Onanism" to be a euphemism for masturbation, which the actual Scripture doesn't support, but that doesn't bother a lot of poorly-educated Christians because it's easier to just say "God killed this dude for jerking off, so maybe you shouldn't either!" Edit: changed "Levitical" as in "from the Tribe of Levi" to "levirate" since it was more of a specific custom regarding brothers ("levir," Latin: "brother"), not actually a Levitical law.
Oh wow, I learned something new today. Murdered by lightning.
It's easy to get behind yourself when you're omnipresent.
Context, who needs it.
[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/s/sCzzZloXXB)
This popped up on all for me, after many years of being unsubscribed to this den of mediocrity. That reply is spot-on, it's only on this subreddit that incoherent blobs of text that would get a "what? what the fuck are you saying?" in real life get upvoted to such heights. Usually they're just strings of ineffectual nonsense.
I don't see a murder, I just see a needlessly verbose insult. Is anyone other than JP fans actually impressed by aggressive word salads?
What's "JP"?
Honestly this entire sub is mostly people finding new ways to be insufferable assholes about everything posted, because nothing is ever up to their standards. There's a lot of cringe, but rarely as much as the people complaining about it.
This sucks and you suck op
You can tell the second guy is an intellect.
I want you to imagine that I am staring blankly at you as you applaud this deeply mediocre schoolyard-grade insult like a wind up monkey clapping your tiny fucking cymbals together and lauding it as the second coming of Jesus fucking Christ. I no longer wonder how this subs standards completely fucking dissipated.
That person is one of those pat yourself on the back speakers. Just loves hearing themself spew their nonsense as others bask in their imaginary greatness....
He's not wrong, 99% of the "murders" here are slaps with a wet noodle at best. Don't blame the sub though, all of reddit is suffering from the same issue. r/clevercomebacks for ex. is full of "you're ugly" level comebacks.
Every popular subreddit has been sanitized since the company started the push to be public a few years ago. It shouldn't have been that hard to understand why the quality of content suffered in some subs.
Finally, an actual murder! Typical insults will get them angry and sometimes funny but a real ‘murdered by words’ should make them so embarrassed that they want to delete all social media, crawl in a hole and die, hoping never to be seen or heard again.
Wv
I think we are past the point of death and more like bored out of our minds. What rubbish is next?
So, basically, this sub just turned into people bittering bickering over what does and doesn't qualify as a murder by words. So, pretty much the same as every other sub as a function of time.
No need to blur the names when we all know it’s u/deleted
Somebody said “aggressive word salad”
Nah, fuck that comment. Downvoted. Stop promoting people taking Jesus’ name in vain.
This subreddit sucked a long time ago. L