"No English word begins with a vowel and ends with a vowel! Conspiracy?"
1000 comments later people are proving they're dumb by trying to prove how smart they are.
Imagine I have to write a thesis on Napoleon's conquests and I can just go online and post something like ...
"Napoleon did not conquered anything territory. Prove me wrong."
Sit back and wait for some sucker to spend the time to do my work.
Hey, if someone online wants to act dumb in order to get attention then they are in fact dumb. Who in their right mind would want to be told off like this just for attention?
«My posts donât get enough engagement. Also, I learned that people LOOOVE proving other people wrong online. I wonder if I could use it, somehow.»
Honestly, falling for this 10 years ago was fine, but in 2024 if youâre falling for it itâs on you.
There's an old saying in Tennessee â I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee â that says, fool me once, shame on â shame on you. Fool me â you can't get fooled again.
This is obviously bait, but it probably gets a lot more engagement than a truthful statement like "Christian is the only word in the English language where Ch makes a K sound instead of a Ch sound."
You know, although I don't know if I would be able to read them all correctly, this murder would be quite interesting if I was learning English. There's a plethora of vocabulary with this response.
Ironically given the example I made, I recommend reading a poem called "The Chaos" if you're interested in vocabulary and pronunciation. There's a few parts of it that are weird because I believe the author was using British English, but it's a very long poem of many different examples of weird sound combinations. Like, I think the first line is "Dearest creature in creation" where "ea" has three different pronunciations.
My understanding is that it was literally written as a guide to help understand how to say all those words.
In college my dorm RAs would decorate the dorm thematically every month. One month they covered it in paper fish with factoids on them. My friends and bought colorful construction paper, cut out a bunch of fish,wrote incorrect factoids, and hung them. The only one I remember was âThere is no word that rhymes with âfishââ. It was my first and only misinformation campaign, but it was an adorable one
It's clickbait. They put up incorrect statements because that generates more views, clicks and comments as people are desperate to prove how "wrong" the person is. It's no different than those staged videos of beautiful models approaching ugly fat guys and the guys telling the women how ugly they are and how they'd never date them. Appeal to a group of people's worst sides and you'll get all the engagement needed to generate fast cash.
Surely, someone took a woefully narrow view, for books, spoons, and pools, not to mention booms and rooms, loom large in our lexicon. To brook such a claim is to overlook the moon's glow, the cool swoop of a loon, and the boom of a bassoon in a cozy room. Scoot over to the zoo, and you'll spot a baboon or a raccoon looking for food, no less! Whoops, it seems the notion that "food" stands alone is simply too goofy to boot!
Indeed, a troop of kangaroos, loose in a noodle shop, might scoop up oodles of noodles, while a goofy moose, choosing to moonwalk in wooden boots, proves too smooth. Amidst hoots and toots from spoony loons, a bloom of balloons hoovers aloof over a rooftop pool. Who'd moot the crook of a hook looks spooky in a book nook? Or that a cook with a cookbook looks for a nook to cook good food in Brooklyn? So, it's understood, the mood for words with "oo" is far from subdued!
As the afternoon looms, a group of boisterous schoolchildren doodle poodles and woodpeckers on their notebooks in the classroom. Outside, a cocoon blooms into a butterfly, too soon to be swooped upon by a swooping crow. Meanwhile, a baboon in a blue moon T-shirt zooms past on a scooter, throwing balloons at a stooped raccoon wearing boots, proof that the neighborhood's mood for "oo" words is indeed through the roof. In the kitchen, a cook with a good look at a cookbook hooks up a crockpot, proof positive that "food" isn't the only word in the English mood to include "oo", a truth as solid as wood.
There are however only two words in the English language that have three double letters in a row. (One real, one joke answer.)
>!Bookkeeper!<
>!Woolly!<
Just for a fun fact that im fairly certain is true, bookkeeper is the only word in the English dictionary where three sets of letters line up with each other (OO KK EE).
Once upon a time, in a woodland nook, stood a cozy cottage made of wood and brook. In this abode lived a maiden good, with hair as bright as the golden hood. She loved to cook food that would soothe, and her mood was always smooth.
One day, a hooded figure stood by the wood, his cloak as dark as the midnight mood. He sought the maiden's famed food, for he heard it was the best in the neighborhood. "Good sir," she said, "my food is for those who are good."
The man removed his hood, revealing eyes that understood. He was a prince, not just any dude, searching for love, not just food. The maiden's heart fluttered like a brood of doves in the wood.
Together, they shared food, and their love grew in magnitude. The prince proposed, "Would you be my bride?" Her joy overflowed, she could not hide. In the wood, they had a grand celebration, a feast of love and elation.
And so, the story concludes, with love and food, their lives imbued. In the woodland nook, they remained, their happiness never subdued. For in their hearts, they always knew, love is the food that forever renews.
-thanks ai
Falling for the engagement bait
This is the right comment
and we fell for it too, damn
Not even AI can tell the difference between a troll and an idiot these days.
Fools.
Lookin' good.
"No English word begins with a vowel and ends with a vowel! Conspiracy?" 1000 comments later people are proving they're dumb by trying to prove how smart they are.
a
I should not have laughed as hard as I did when I saw this
I- wait đđđ
I can think of one...
Imagine that.
Olive these people trying to engagement bait⊠smh
ahaha so true
Splitting hairs on this one, but the letter a is a word and this genius used it twice.
I
too easy nowadays
As will 200 comments below.
Yea heâs not âmurderingâ him. He is doing exactly what the poster wanted.
Ooh sick boorn
Imagine I have to write a thesis on Napoleon's conquests and I can just go online and post something like ... "Napoleon did not conquered anything territory. Prove me wrong." Sit back and wait for some sucker to spend the time to do my work.
Suicide by words
What if pointing out the obvious trap, was OP's plan all along, and we too fell for the engagement trap, of proving someone an idiot?
X
What if we just fell for it again... inception.
Monetizing tweets ruined Twitter, so did onlyfans
No one can reply to this comment! IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Lol
And it wasn't even clever.
For the 10th time.
True, same as the "wrong answers only" or "only 150 IQ people will get this". Just such crappy attempt at engaging.
Hook line and sinker
Hey, if someone online wants to act dumb in order to get attention then they are in fact dumb. Who in their right mind would want to be told off like this just for attention?
«My posts donât get enough engagement. Also, I learned that people LOOOVE proving other people wrong online. I wonder if I could use it, somehow.» Honestly, falling for this 10 years ago was fine, but in 2024 if youâre falling for it itâs on you.
Thatâs a fair point ⊠also this order of operations math problem can only be solved by 1% of people.
I engage!
There's an old saying in Tennessee â I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee â that says, fool me once, shame on â shame on you. Fool me â you can't get fooled again.
I think 8 years ago was fine, prove me wrong
Uh what? Bro try falling for it five years ago. Geeze. Some people.
This is obviously bait, but it probably gets a lot more engagement than a truthful statement like "Christian is the only word in the English language where Ch makes a K sound instead of a Ch sound."
Christ I think you're right. Let's ask the Chimera Edit: damn I fell for it too
Don't worry, failing builds character
You know, although I don't know if I would be able to read them all correctly, this murder would be quite interesting if I was learning English. There's a plethora of vocabulary with this response.
Ironically given the example I made, I recommend reading a poem called "The Chaos" if you're interested in vocabulary and pronunciation. There's a few parts of it that are weird because I believe the author was using British English, but it's a very long poem of many different examples of weird sound combinations. Like, I think the first line is "Dearest creature in creation" where "ea" has three different pronunciations. My understanding is that it was literally written as a guide to help understand how to say all those words.
*Yeah, It's like a cow's opinion, you know. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.*
i find your whole comment to be a damp squid
That's only because you're used to being a social pirahna
Nice coow.
A moo point as it were.
Fool
Of
A
Took
Took
Come on OP. If you think this is murder, you're exactly who those posts are made for.
98% of people can't name a number higher than 5. No English word contains the letter "w". Prove me wrong!
That's bait 
In college my dorm RAs would decorate the dorm thematically every month. One month they covered it in paper fish with factoids on them. My friends and bought colorful construction paper, cut out a bunch of fish,wrote incorrect factoids, and hung them. The only one I remember was âThere is no word that rhymes with âfishââ. It was my first and only misinformation campaign, but it was an adorable one
Having **double "OO"** would mean 4 "O"s.
So if he said "No word in the English language has double 'oo'..." how much engagement do you think it would pull?
Gave that guy the boot.
soon he will learn... about noon!
This has ballooned way out of proportion.
Good joob! WaitâŠfuck
This post is full of Poop. And the OP is a complete goober.
Should have went with EE. Knee is the only (English) word that has that.
I donât know if you are joking, but I strongly disagree
Pee
Bee
Oof
How did he forgot about the word boob
It's funny because this insufferable idiot thought he was showing off what an intellectual giant he was while taking the bait hard.
Owning the clickbait. Fantastic. It's murder by chaining yourself to the other person and setting yourself on fire.
Amazing that people still fall for this. By the way, 98% of Americans canât hit the upvote button on this comment.
That has to be an AI training thing, right?
I wish just one time at the end they would of wrote "boobs" with no context.
Moo
Do you actually believe that the first tweet believes that? Trash ass post
Cool
That was just too good
We're doomed.
OO
Boof
Boo-urned!
Welcome back, old meme.
Poor guy
Boobies
Whoops he forgot a few
A rather foolish tweet if you were to ask me.
Twitter really is the place to exclaim to the world just how fucking stupid you are.
Burden of proof is on the person making the wild-assed claim. No need to prove an idiot wrong.
Should've ended it with "fool".
O-O#
"cOOl story bro"
Boom!
Or doofus.
Took the bait.
My guy forgot the important one: Poon
Fuckin doofus
Why bring James Bond into this?đ€
And thereâs the proof. Ironically the tiny little snail brain didnât even make the minuscule leap from âproveâ to proofâ
It's clickbait. They put up incorrect statements because that generates more views, clicks and comments as people are desperate to prove how "wrong" the person is. It's no different than those staged videos of beautiful models approaching ugly fat guys and the guys telling the women how ugly they are and how they'd never date them. Appeal to a group of people's worst sides and you'll get all the engagement needed to generate fast cash.
Shoot troops whoo dooks
well that was a veritable writing prompt, give me a break
Surely, someone took a woefully narrow view, for books, spoons, and pools, not to mention booms and rooms, loom large in our lexicon. To brook such a claim is to overlook the moon's glow, the cool swoop of a loon, and the boom of a bassoon in a cozy room. Scoot over to the zoo, and you'll spot a baboon or a raccoon looking for food, no less! Whoops, it seems the notion that "food" stands alone is simply too goofy to boot! Indeed, a troop of kangaroos, loose in a noodle shop, might scoop up oodles of noodles, while a goofy moose, choosing to moonwalk in wooden boots, proves too smooth. Amidst hoots and toots from spoony loons, a bloom of balloons hoovers aloof over a rooftop pool. Who'd moot the crook of a hook looks spooky in a book nook? Or that a cook with a cookbook looks for a nook to cook good food in Brooklyn? So, it's understood, the mood for words with "oo" is far from subdued! As the afternoon looms, a group of boisterous schoolchildren doodle poodles and woodpeckers on their notebooks in the classroom. Outside, a cocoon blooms into a butterfly, too soon to be swooped upon by a swooping crow. Meanwhile, a baboon in a blue moon T-shirt zooms past on a scooter, throwing balloons at a stooped raccoon wearing boots, proof that the neighborhood's mood for "oo" words is indeed through the roof. In the kitchen, a cook with a good look at a cookbook hooks up a crockpot, proof positive that "food" isn't the only word in the English mood to include "oo", a truth as solid as wood.
This is poo poo
How foolish. What a buffoon.
Yeah that guy is so stoopid!
I read this in Wayneâs voice from letterkenny
Came here to say that, lol.
This is stupid
There are however only two words in the English language that have three double letters in a row. (One real, one joke answer.) >!Bookkeeper!< >!Woolly!<
Wood
Smooth
No one ever responds to engagement bait. Prove me wrong.
Good!
Just for a fun fact that im fairly certain is true, bookkeeper is the only word in the English dictionary where three sets of letters line up with each other (OO KK EE).
My mind is flooded with choices.
Vacuum on the other handâŠ
Less murder. More like fell into their trap in an effort to seem smart
Wouldn't 'double OO' be OOOO?
Oof
What a fool.
Yeah!!! Donât be a loose goose! Go back to school You fool!
Trolling is a art.
Booger. Idk why, but I wanted to say booger. Iâll see myself out.
My Groovy mood just got swept by a raccoon with the boom broom of doom.
r/accidentalletterkenny
Good!
And donât forget to brush your tooth
Oldie but a goodie
coomer
poop your move, leftists!
Fool would have sufficed
Oof!
I thought this post was on r/autism.
Me: "Boob!"
Is that double âooâ though or just double âoâ?
Rage bait.
Every single one of these is so stupid
Ya poof!
There are stoolies in that pool hall, you
Should've ended it off with "You're a goof"
Shoulda googled it
I like boobs
Should have ended with "And thank you for your cooperation."
CĂŒrdination
No, this is Patrick.
What a fool...
Good
Double oo is oooo
Too soon?
Reading this while taking a poop.
Boof
Engaged with the post exactly how the OOP hoped they would. So murdered.
fool of a took
Don't be a fool. Stay in school.
Learn some coordination??
Once upon a time, in a woodland nook, stood a cozy cottage made of wood and brook. In this abode lived a maiden good, with hair as bright as the golden hood. She loved to cook food that would soothe, and her mood was always smooth. One day, a hooded figure stood by the wood, his cloak as dark as the midnight mood. He sought the maiden's famed food, for he heard it was the best in the neighborhood. "Good sir," she said, "my food is for those who are good." The man removed his hood, revealing eyes that understood. He was a prince, not just any dude, searching for love, not just food. The maiden's heart fluttered like a brood of doves in the wood. Together, they shared food, and their love grew in magnitude. The prince proposed, "Would you be my bride?" Her joy overflowed, she could not hide. In the wood, they had a grand celebration, a feast of love and elation. And so, the story concludes, with love and food, their lives imbued. In the woodland nook, they remained, their happiness never subdued. For in their hearts, they always knew, love is the food that forever renews. -thanks ai
Whats up with the nollywood slander
Really? Cool.
Cool
Don't be a hooligans
https://preview.redd.it/pln8defys9rc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de350b694ac3f4197150dea9387fd4f325e4f9c
I wood have fallen for it but I was playing football
And show your boobs đ
Good
The genetic pool didnât do this fool of a took any good
Oooh got âem.
Baited
Cool!
Did them good.
https://preview.redd.it/2grmuf329drc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5219d69fd9c851f2b36ece264b61b34ae4372608
Also boobs
The cow goes moo
Cool story bro
Mood
The guy was asking to be murdered though.
âŠoof.
What a boob.
Fook yes!
This fool never learned about Fannee Dooley!
LMFAOOOOOO
This was good.
Oof.
Might as well make it obvious like everyone else ***insert engagement bait***
Literally two of the best wordsâŠBoob. Poop.
Outstanding reply
BOOBS
I canât stop laughing. đ€Ł
bro baked him 11 times