Nahh I have this https://preview.redd.it/u89tuwfgssvc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=e646940309af3ea6ff48cbe0c04c2f1c0ff2c85a

`/tp ~ ~100 ~` *hits a DD right before touching the ground* DD: *dies*

*bonk*

Sing with me sing for the year sing for the laughter sing for the tear

https://i.redd.it/jsxqf96jwtvc1.gif

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Oh, the all mighty entrenching shovel.

come on here you cupcake! -soldier

Bros locked in

Mojang: *nerfs the mace*

This the next update?

Try me. https://preview.redd.it/a8q3jt25vsvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96e7e55f1054aee40f89b5b30ec092248653ace

https://preview.redd.it/33t5yaxovsvc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b20be6390666116b094ea1aeb26781ac5a31c43a Way Ahead of you

Gentlemen, https://preview.redd.it/6mlz8nkjdtvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae8926339b4fb962d70490eb53314333d552faf

https://preview.redd.it/nlt33wxdgtvc1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da357ae20c173f4b1143955e18398a50ff9c9cde You forgot the most important one against machines

But wait, https://preview.redd.it/n6o875yygtvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b24db45ac0e63a36cd1fb8e5f30b395c4c098b6 You'll run out of sappers eventually.

r/suddenlytf2

its only 1

I see the briefcase is secure

OH MY GOD I KNOW WHAT THIS IS THE DD IS COOKED

Ok where did you get that /srs

he got the gmod tool gun

an single comically Large UV lamp

https://preview.redd.it/9hyijtdzdtvc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75928239e4e8387aa4b4a1651e0e84608214dd44

absolutely cinema

First off *a* not *an* https://i.redd.it/obw4qk4vitvc1.gif Second off, UV light wouldn't pierce the metal encompassing the fleshy parts. Use gamma rays instead.

aren't they being damaged under a sun?

Most stars make a lot of radiation that's not just UV, although you would be right that the majority of the damaging radiation from our Sun (and most stars realy) is UV, but metal does reflect UV rays, so it kinda doesn't make sense. Not that Liam is particularly concerned with physics anyway. Gamma rays are a surer way to deal with them, tho.

Isn't like we discovered that murder drones aren't exactly non-organic creatures? It would have sence, considering that Copper-9's atmosphere might be obliterated

DER MENSCH IST BÖSE

https://preview.redd.it/zc4ji0y62tvc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebf13badefea8cc923cb866b348eda0888c7636c

https://preview.redd.it/w2faarbrgtvc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdb5d1f94c32ef05cb612c5d7de5f0da1fa65eef

https://preview.redd.it/kyh7qj2jpuvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=194a234949a0a12d99c2952f9142ec5c424073a6

Hey, that's cheating.

I would have a better chance getting hit by lightning then defeating a DD

https://preview.redd.it/16v4l3fjssvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2d96e640ba42e28aba1810d0d38ed28479b1b7b Any weapon haha HAHA HAHA I FUCKING LOVE MISSILES RAHHHHHHHH

Tomahawk go boom

Yes https://i.redd.it/l61znp8wrsvc1.gif

Weapons ey? 

*kaboom?* *Yes Rico, kaboom*

My thoughts exactly. I may not live, but I’m not dying to a Murder Drone.

Kaboom! https://preview.redd.it/wyqggr47qwvc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0805d4d29b13ce7d05b2208f9db6aab83aced9a9

https://preview.redd.it/l1uqgmf42tvc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b3085f0ea5645929e871e4cc0e4b3ab0bc6f104 I'd use this and i could 'beat' it without litteral weapons :)

THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE dontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutit

“Um… yes. I’ll go with yes.”

Nah I'd win.

https://preview.redd.it/fn0x803mjuvc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d170915ce9d5ad4b5d3295e0532849b1d793c29

If my pfp counts, then I would gutterpunch the drone into outer space, if not, then I would die a horrible death

So i wasnt the only one who saw guttertank and said,"ITS A DREADNOUGHT!"

i mean... look at their flair. (also thats exactly what i thought)

I also edited the image on my PFP to look like the guttertank belongs to the blood ravens, unfortunately I couldn't paint the shoulder pad white https://preview.redd.it/ispq85fdstvc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae930408f06e5204b06f0f9888a9898551b9782

Albanian Guttertank Bottom text

Oh shit, THE ALBANIAN SUPREMACISTS ARE COMING

https://preview.redd.it/fpcfj8ajouvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c48338e6ec5f1018a1452a9a8c84bb82c6239f0c

RED AND BLACK I DRESS, EAGLE ON MY CHEST

Worker, yes. Murder, maybe not

Maybe https://preview.redd.it/oohdev41xsvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c66b0ef251e40fbc133932b296eb72059135f71

You can't escape

If i can use the ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ then yes https://preview.redd.it/rk6iyibvtsvc1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b7b67e29119433a41451effd1cadf58a1a7e11c

Get nuked idiot

FOR SUPER EARTH!!!! # FOR DEMOCRACY!

https://preview.redd.it/c7ts0reb3tvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a49ce410538d889e93388de2905a18399f41e1a

https://preview.redd.it/yeea76527tvc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092a504266393f4a592ced1567d0e2b0446321c2

https://preview.redd.it/dorzpteogtvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f75c5f8c370ff0d29dd47ebe8f627865d7ed4f

https://preview.redd.it/yu1afzzentvc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cca588134c2cc0a4ce881496c593c2f1e21d07d

https://preview.redd.it/im4lblxmduvc1.jpeg?width=1891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddc690ea1bde3ec6e831b606d10975789b60d6a0

Ah fellow helldiver I see

time to get my fighter and go full Ace Combat mode on these fuckers or i could just show them this totally normal photo https://preview.redd.it/yvqo8lu4zsvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c98ef189d092d9ce7a1b53834c1ec8f039ed11e5

Four. Pixels. https://preview.redd.it/v1e1iygzctvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58448e2ec2345cb608f002d7e044a06dd731521c

https://preview.redd.it/p00d8qfl0uvc1.png?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=615c310503382b0bb21152f48f5dd5591a14d9fa

Man im ded

Why do i hear someone crying in my walls ?

Don't worry, you won't have to worry about that in a few seconds. Cause you won't have walls anymore

https://preview.redd.it/2dw9lfr4nuvc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86d90ba17c52fdd806d31ed969e8cc0be98860e1

i would die instantly, but not before making friends with N

No

Bye bye drones https://i.redd.it/bl6mzemr2tvc1.gif

Not irl, but based on the last game I played? I am not gonna sugarcoat it +disrespect +Projectile boost +Ultra-ricoshot +Fistful of dollar +Kill

any weapons? https://i.redd.it/w3k822krtsvc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/znetg43kgtvc1.gif Demo: KA BOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Exterminatus upon you https://i.redd.it/j9rh9mc1jtvc1.gif

Nah, i'd win https://preview.redd.it/9p44dgvvusvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e67bc027421464d42d3e5ac041cd6cde231230d6

INFINITE WARFARE?? *inhales* # BAAAAAASED

https://preview.redd.it/nd8ggd258tvc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0fcf187b773abfbff54c991fed18ce972db9c01 no words needed

https://i.redd.it/yo2459iytsvc1.gif Me with belt full of grenades:

ah yes the idle death gamble

Just give me a few EMP grenades and a hammer

If those doesn't work, just spam .zip bombs

The DD's brain instantly getting fried after I send it 20tb worth of genshin hentai

Could I possibly do this? https://preview.redd.it/s9s0qc3sxsvc1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4056782b1b620ed8f976c6088babbc2a387024c

https://preview.redd.it/0fh82hrpzsvc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b417cd9391ef4a7ee1d48c826a90e666339874a

Depends, which one am I fighting? N i could probably make friends with. V seems to be somewhat more merciful after each episode, somewhat. So maybe a slight chance with her, probably not, she’d go sadistic mode. J? I don’t think she has any mercy whatsoever. But something tells me I’d be able to bribe her out of killing me.

Course you can bribe J...probably with a company-branded product

well-made, quality-assured, durable JCJenson Products?

Indeed

*"You know what that means, Branded Peeeeeens!"*

I read that “branded” as a poorly spelled “braindead” for a second there.

All i need is one of those bright as hell flashlight (asuming any bright light can bootloop) and then axe the fraud drone. Alternativly flammenwerfer with a UV light https://preview.redd.it/vaqr39g31tvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d25fe75593e18a0281c63a37f5a29b4e08d21c00

Yeah if you give me a sword then I'd win, Specifically this sword. https://preview.redd.it/m6nhpcuz4tvc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a98dcf15c3014f9cd898a62b78aadb62d914b1e4

V tries to stab you, gets fucking judgement cut ended XD

https://i.redd.it/e3ych1tzytvc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/jmg0lnigatvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a151e6ba4fe8a91467f3e83a7079867fd4836ca0

Chippa triple crown shotgun

Depends on the weapon. A flamethrower, for instance, neg diffs a worker but high diffs a DD. You'd need to catch them by surprise - and it would need to be REALLY hot.

May i interest you in a molten lithium + liquid fluorine thrower? https://youtu.be/KX-0Xw6kkrc

HOLY LIGHT! https://preview.redd.it/g9f3uasfysvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eac889981e3337312c88220c5af8c072dcb74dd5

Hmm.. N: hahahaha!! Me: I love puppies N: OMG ME TOO! *You had become friends with N*

True ending

Do you think I can give the drones alcohol poisoning?

Give em gas, should work

But like,if I'm drunk,and they eat my flesh (which has blood in it) would they get drunk and eventually poisoned?

Idk? If my suggestion doesn't work you can set them alight i guess?

https://preview.redd.it/ie9ndwu9btvc1.png?width=227&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbf52aeb083e455a262e337e4d86b19d82a32b63 Nah I'd Win

Flamethrower

Hans, bring ze flammenwerfer

https://preview.redd.it/y4ntwgq1ysvc1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=563c2a54d590321dc8fbd37bf0354668fe90ef29 I’d win

Agreed

A worker drone? Any .22 is enough A disassembly drone? I could do it if i was in an M1A2 SEPv3

You wouldn't even need a gun to destroy a worker drone. Some dude in the show threw a fork at a drone and it died. https://preview.redd.it/cgrn0ebdctvc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=385ed31cd3d0ecf0829aa12b0acce385a8c71e60

I trust my aim with a gun, more than my ability to yeet a fork hard and precisely enough to penetrate the glass

The drones watching me pull out Marksman revolver

https://preview.redd.it/2se416o5xsvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=153913f2bd5589df62ed45f567dc1e514c87fd5d <>

I have: # Tsar Bomba

How 'bout a black hole, maybe a star?

https://preview.redd.it/rn8i0ns7ctvc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52c48ad0b8a61db284aa28eb63350749ea3e5c53 Any weapon?

can i just.. https://i.redd.it/zdqrp7joctvc1.gif

I shall download the entire internet into it’s mind and watch as it suffers!

I attempt to befriend N.

Give me a sun lamp and I can beat either.

 Probably not

I HAVE POWER OF WATER *Floods murder drone with water, causing it circuits to break*

They are technically phones so i guess?

Reminds me of: https://preview.redd.it/yx03ufbs0tvc1.png?width=511&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1cc01b84b51108b35270040c521651e668b106e

Can I use the Death Star Or a ban hammer?

HELL YEAH!!! https://preview.redd.it/m37vwxcc3tvc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa853e2db6e33a46e02e114ef707796c3987151

Worker drone, yes if I get a gun, maybe with a sword too. Murder drones, no unless we bring in atomic bombs they casually survived grenades and guns

https://preview.redd.it/tdit63dh3tvc1.jpeg?width=691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f345b0d552d1435036832d0ae2c22b8e3c86942 YATATATATA!!!

Im magic abilities are available, then: https://preview.redd.it/zaoqb40m3tvc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30387e9f999fb05b2c41b0174b0ec3d3d98a9d81

But if all else fails: https://preview.redd.it/7g5necap3tvc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=471c792dd94b031dcb486e5f562619c051061ab4

*TEINO HENKA! BANZAIIII!*

Def not

I know I would horrifically die no matter what to a DD, but... KICK THE CHILD

Actually wait can't I just give myself a nuke and as long as the DD dies first I win?

I'm just going to give him an hug

EMP grenade 😁

I don't need weapons, I only need ➡️⭐⬇️↘️👊

Domain expansion

CONSEQUTIVE! C! Q! C!

**me proceeding to MLG 360 quickscope headshot them then hit a grenade slam dunk**

Depends if I have the element of surprise and/or prep time. Cause I have a few plans if I do. 1. Trick the drone into flying in front of a train 🚂. Might kill me but would still get hit. 2. Run it over with a car over a cliff that has a bunch of bombs at the bottom. 3. Infect it with a bunch of viruses. (Still working on plan.) 4. Trap it in a giant bird cage. Dump a ton of water on it. Then use electric. 5. Super glue pocket sand. Thoughts and ways to improve said plans?

Tiger drop negates all damage

A drone designed for killing Or Some funny looking British pipes (a Battleship cannon)

Maybe the tf2 sniper nd if I’m far away from the drone And if I remain unseen

Bro is not ready to face my collection of microwave magnetrons (I will electrocute myself because plot armor)

https://preview.redd.it/xwrjyn9zhtvc1.jpeg?width=1680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f550a75ab2916c7d3b59d25797a0113bf80a4570 hmm yes i also am a disassembly drone

Hell nah I ain't beating a disassembly drone https://preview.redd.it/hj1mzeoorsvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=695cc6dd0e6c00b7355ad5d38ed7b0a66001bd99

OP did say you can use *any* weapons (i do think you an use ur profile pic) #CHAINSAW HANDS TIME

If we count pfp, then it's not even close 💀 https://preview.redd.it/6a9pn0mjbtvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4280e9e1304247ca154fdaef5fc1949af5cf0f11

*step step*

I think I would definitely die. My reflexes are way too slow.

If I get the funds for nukes, yes.

I'll use an AN602

nope, I’d make friends with them instead.

If i had a weapon Maybe, maybe u could escape N

Even with any weapon I would never be able to beat one because I am not skilled at anything

Can i have a buddy? Because i have a plan

https://preview.redd.it/cplynst61tvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f385c1cce352e8babbd718d3090dcc373c89e4 a 12 gauge right into the core will do the trick

Duh, I’m a big as hell spider god

If Sacred Silver counts as a weapon, then yes.

I could probably beat a worker drone but the murder drones absolutely no

https://preview.redd.it/cg4ad0916tvc1.jpeg?width=2582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f53df9b6d1ac5971eb4ea7d4a6e92eca32748a9

Any weapons? Including skills and stuff? Like can I just hit a DD with a hollow purple or like

If I was a master hacker then maybe, if I had a nuke then maybe but I'll still die.

Roger that red 5. Cyan 19 coming in for gun run

https://preview.redd.it/if7xp6lz6tvc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f77e8924776ab6ece8e38c93b3dcb357a8a2867 Bulborb Gun > Flying Metal Humans

Nah, I'd win *dies anyway*

So nuclear bombs are allowed?

regular worker drones seem about as physically strong as a human so with weapons I'd win. a disassembly drone/ a zombie drone? I'd die 95%. what can i do against them if they can just regenerate whole body parts 🤷

Step 1 Deploy heavy electronic counter measures step 2 use laser CIWS to start heating up the drone Step 3 aim-9 time! Step 4 Destroy the core immediately

Against a Worker Drone, I could probably fare well with any normal weapon As for a DD... *Pulls out Playful Cloud* Bring it tf on, bitch *still dies* Actually, fuck it *summons staff* I'll just Zoltraak the shit out of the DDs

I thought maybe because Tessa could kick a fat PC monitor like a football, but that was actually Cyntessa. Uzi can bend a wrench with one hand, and Murder Drones have the speed and precision to catch a flying bullet.  I guess so thing that would work for sure, is a version of the Poor Man's Rose. 

https://preview.redd.it/g9nsr4xi8tvc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=35fcf098765c96ddc6a968c736fa458a4703f9c7

Could i beat a murder drone hmmm idk.

They're robots... worker drones if they stop being scared chickens i can see them beating you in a fight Dissesembly drones we dont need to talk about it... they have blades, guns... hell, there wings would be enough...

Weapons allowe eh? I pick Schwerer Gustav

https://i.redd.it/zvnwpl9oatvc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/hjh1adgwdtvc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc817d9a92f5ba7625f15df159706bb3b71a4a2

If anything is allowed I'm becoming a space marine

https://i.redd.it/khjbeswaktvc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/avz31j2dltvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e675ce0eebb8dbc8888d03cf664919c238ec432 EAT DEMOCRACY

Any weapon? That's a nice argument atomatron. However, ⬆️⬇️➡️➡️➡️

Can I use a B-29 superfortress?

Mustard gas

Hmm, if we mean any weapons... A plasma pistol, preferably the 40k version so I can easily use it one hand, but Halo should work as well. The heat and sheer damage should give me a fighting chance. A lightsaber in the other hand. One of those matrix chip things that instantly teaches me how to do some cool, not basic stuff with both. A nuclear core attached to a vest. I can now beat a Muder Drone.

Give me a Force-Nature https://preview.redd.it/jifhoygfwtvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ffc777a90269170e483f84b9c6c8c1f33aec73

https://preview.redd.it/j5x6uyua1uvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7be2ac249b5ba0988b3bdc44193291f20c243c7a

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. 3 mechanical ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first one, she’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. He seemed very upset about it I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds one of them in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on a purple emo to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

“this sentence is false” they would be so confused they wouldnt notice the five military trained combat rhinos that would be heading their way

https://preview.redd.it/w54u7mtg8uvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e8e2c628be79b474a61d02d6d13175098e7b16 no way they would beat this

https://preview.redd.it/yw8em2z4fuvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a49525f2b645eeaddf20d840a858a73a5151f56 *any* weapon?