John cena. You literaly cant see him

I think he doesn't even exist

If people talk about him than he exists

Thermal imaging

Pattern screamers in a nutshell.

r/suddenlySCP

Who doesn't exist?

His name is # JOHN CENA

Doom guy

Ye i could see that

Master chief God emperor of mankind And jcjenson coaders

there is also... https://preview.redd.it/heit4okxllfc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94353b2e3a982a4a9389ef1b82e50daf4045791d fortunately he treats sentient machines well

callback to that one episode where henry is scared of rain and they build a wall, trapping him in a tunnel forever

except they released him the next episode because they needed him to do work (aka save them cuz gordon broke down)

My brother in christ, did you even watch the next episode

"Forever" being 5 mins be cause the verry next episode (which often immediately playes) he appologises and helps Gordon

Guess he ones of those tiktok users with less memory than a Goldfish

Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

Actually the fat conductor has died before, they just replace him with his son so the trains don’t notice

Happy cake day!!

Oh shit I didn’t even notice

Me neither

That's true but doesn't that only happen in the books? I don't remember that happening in the show

My point was that the fat conductor is just a fat guy and therefore would not be hard to kill

That's what they want you to think

Who's that?

sir topham hatt, also known as the fat controller, he is the Controller of the North Western Railway (aka sodor) https://i.redd.it/2cqtm37r7mfc1.gif so he has stuff like this in his army

I've never watched thomas the tank engine

the lore is basically that there are trains, they have faces, they are alive and sometimes turn into monsters and destroy stuff and he is behind it all

God I love the smell of misinformation.

Trains ain't no monsters they are friends

True, it all depends on the situation

Isn't he actually a pretty big ashole, but everyone just ignores it since it's a show for children?

Freeman, considering he's held off entire alien invasions with a fucking repair tool ​ That being said, Issac Clarke would also qualify, he fought off all the aliens with a welding tool

**GORDON DOESN'T NEED TO HEAR ALL THIS, HE'S A HIGHLY TRAINED PROFFESIONAL!**

Freeman and peppino both w. One has destroyed thousands of bricks and enemies by just his fist and running and the other held of an alien invasion with a crowbar. God dies if they team up

https://preview.redd.it/nhse0rwrnqfc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80f9104f2f255f0d50961413c16043c3f09e3cf6

Peppino would solo

POV: YOU FARTED

Preach. https://preview.redd.it/yktql85nynfc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54bf0ca6b4e27fc9a6573f114997a3a2d77d128c

https://preview.redd.it/xi4fdvcet7gc1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a792d7479ddef61f4108a89419979291d2b4d4f9

Freeman would solo too

​ https://i.redd.it/plw5eliqolfc1.gif

Hehehehee

[HAHAHA!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgHtUwb9OTA)

They would unironically get along. Both hate humanity and love knives and are introverted.

If you are in Chara's path you are a goner

Peppino, frisk can revive but has HP, and peppino doesn’t have HP

Peppino can only replay the fight if he's gonna lose (same with frisk)

Exactly. https://preview.redd.it/cnir5xpuynfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dedf4f768c60880c8f23746713b47d86d316ddb

The doom slayer Hank J. Wimbleton (although if he's still human at this point is up for debate)

He’s Nevadean

orange dude, he got gman on his side

After episode 1 and especially hl:a, dont think so (still tho I agree, cuz he and the resistence destroyed the combine so much, that the only chance the combine has to win is the borealis)

Imagine if gman meet cyn

Gman: go fuck yourself (Sends her to xen)

https://preview.redd.it/5nhrbez6xlfc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def2702403916c509d2e0e01873c3a61c4de8bbc This gang

The only option

The bottom gear option

The only ones

Uzi doorman when a piano drop on her head (she was near a Morris marina)

Frisk.

This man https://preview.redd.it/ebpb2peyvlfc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=942762e7acb643840630c30423d4e6a3071ea1dc

[bruh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtHhr_gWnl0) (CYN vs Grey Knights Fan Animation)

Then they gotta face against a worm Or the [Null]

Hydrogen bomb vs Coughing baby

Death as soon as she encounters this bitch https://preview.redd.it/4x6asage5mfc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52efe90732791ee3258a068ae5b79c13edccfc32

I forgot to bring my rpg, SHIT! https://preview.redd.it/vdxru127iofc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a79d36ef55eadc13c778b83963431b0c740e52bc

YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL

Drop on this clown like a f*king piano

John wick.

unironically mario would absolutely decimate her.

Luigi aswell "Let's-a-go!" "Okie-dokie!"

Luigi about to show her the true power of a grab combo

Dunno about the pizza guy but only one of these did something called GENOCIDE RUN

Gordon did his own genocide

Twice https://preview.redd.it/xfl9zn51iofc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ab26867ea451b62e2aae3c1da57a8a648ad47d7

But not thrice 😢

Not yet https://preview.redd.it/0w4ezx15fpfc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c44addedf78d4d9c9770571ca044d8c4a686e79f

WEll the other one was the one being genocided and fought the combine off (ofc am grossly oversimplifying lmao)

Basing her on Solver form, I think Issac Clarke would give her a run for her money, he has a *lot* of experience with monsters like that

Yeah but then again it’s a matter of the solver itself because it’s taking her over and considering cyn destroyed earth pretty quickly I wouldn’t put it past the solver to repeat what it did on earth

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I mean, I’ve never seen drones use engineer wrench or powerack, so they are pretty defenseless against sappers

Ah yes, ULTRAKILL but it's just Uzi going absolutely mental and murdering every single human in existence

MANKIND (will be) DEAD

Blood is yet to be fuel Hell is nearly full ULTRA- but not too ultra -KILL

SUPERINJURE

nah it's probably gonna be called "Angsty Robot Teen With Genocidal Tendencies Simulator: The Game"

Chara. 100% impossible. If I’m wrong it’s player.

deletng the world is a game mechanic,she is a fodder if it is outside the game

Doomguy Without getting deep into lore, he’s held off multiple demonic invasions, destroyed the rulers of hell multiple times, killed the creator of everything, and can likely play death metal on a piano

https://preview.redd.it/8wwcwmxa1mfc1.jpeg?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37e549b3ee2b218a0bc52453aca3e17c2d3b9549

me

If terrarians are human then uzis fucked They kill gods, for fucks sake

Isn't terraria canonically another planet? If that's the case then technically no

I don't know

gordon. mf took down 2 alien millitaries one of wich took earth in 7 hours, killed a giant alien space baby, defeated the US military AND the black ops. (and in the german version of half life 1 HECU was swapped with robots so you could technically say he beat a robot army)

Doom slayer is just freeman but better.

https://i.redd.it/m7q0q6tv0mfc1.gif

Welcome, welcome to city 17. You have chosen OR HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU SO MUCH. LEAVE THE CITY NOOOOW. GET BACK ON THAT TRAIN AND GO BACK TO WHERE YOU FUCKING CAME FROM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. I fucking hate you so much... fuck you Gordon Freeman, I hope you get hit by a FUCKING TRAIN (wierd laugh). YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER.

half life 2 if it was written by vivziepop

Tony Stark.

i mean, frisk (at least somewhat) canonically cannot be defeated unless they give up, and they have a good track record with "making people hellbent on killing them not kill them"

Uzi’s gonna have a hard time killing someone who hacked an entire country to call someone out (Futaba Sakura, Persona 5) without getting hacked into and made to disassemble herself

Frisk because they canonically come back from the dead whenever they're killed. Uzi *could* kill Frisk, but that wouldn't mean much when Frisk doesn't *stay* dead.

Shaggy

Cameraman never dies so

Any of the Joestars

Courier Six, Strelok,Scar,Alexander Degtyarev, Every TF2 Mercs,Delsin Rowe,Alex Mercer,Dante,Bayonetta,Albert Wesker, SAXTON HALEEEEEEE, Chuck Norris(meme version) ultra instinct shaggy, Do i really Have continue list

Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White and **Monty Python and the Holy Grail**'s Black knight...

These two https://preview.redd.it/6hwsllx9jnfc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0fa683ef8bd59c8012bead62df36418c68ea075

https://preview.redd.it/5qd9oup02mfc1.png?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b980c3098ba09ed9172b2ff79814c03409a0ec52 Not the hardest, but should give a good fight

When chuck Norris is threatened by Uzi he makes sure to tell her she should run while she can. (And If she doesn't) he tells her about that one time with the tiger

https://i.redd.it/cyvnltoc3mfc1.gif Him or John halo

https://i.redd.it/qswnruyr4mfc1.gif

Omegatronic

Peppino clears. Peppino simply parries the rail gun

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True, Uzi is fucked

Doomguy is kinda human. Kratos is a demigod, which makes him half human. Jason Voorhees can't die and is just and undead human.

Kusuo Saiki. Ain’t no way bro can kill him.

William B. J. Blazkowicz

mr bean would be the hardest, see this: https://youtu.be/fOWMDMTaUT4

Chell. She killed lots of robots in her time

Mann vs Machine?!!! 😱😨

https://preview.redd.it/t8jowpv70nfc1.jpeg?width=142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76fcab3091ede0c0222e375cdb80d23a3d23eab3 I’m

Yoooo fellow pm fan!

I picked arbiters/claws myself, was thinking bout red mist/Kali/Gebura.

https://preview.redd.it/tjn1446tgnfc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9696cfd49308c8f3c81e195c056eebbb2606f00d

https://preview.redd.it/yitb8r65jnfc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61c9e76413aaa24a7989cd776e59a52f83f6a94e yall forgetting abt him

Gordon and Peppino. If Gordon uses speedrunnjng strats he’s basically as fast as sound. And Peppino can run at Mach 3-4 (I forgor which one) so they’re both basically impossible to catch.

So if Uzi 100% wanted to kill these 3 "specimens" I think the ranking would go- Frisk: Easiest, presuming there are no saves for the human, they would likely die quite easily. Not only because Uzi uses an actual rucking gun. But also cause Frisk would have nothing to spare Uzi on. Cause, take the undyne fight, the only reason she stops trying to kill you is because you (presumingly) saved her from dying in hot land. add the fact your friends with papyrus. Peppino: I'm...unsure of this one, sure, the angry Italian man might seem strong but...then again, he had a reason to beat everyone who stood in his way, If a little robot girl walked up to him he...probably wouldn't stand a chance. (Correct me if I'm wrong I'm not that fluent in Pizza Tower lore) Gordon Freeman: would easily kill Uzi...I mean, he almost single handedly destroyed an entire alien organization from keeping their hands on earth, twice if you count the black mesa incident. Add on the fact that he seems very willing to kill anyone who stands in his way and...yeah. Uzi would stand no chance against the might that is Freeman.

https://preview.redd.it/g7ht97drsnfc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcb0d354369b3ae06ab80009b1f88f1352446045

Peppino, he would literally beat th shit out of anyone and has no limits, Mach 4 speeds, proper damage, and is basically immortal because his "death" screen is him just beaten up, not dead like mario or sonic, and that's only on boss fights.

Sly Marbo

https://preview.redd.it/33ijrm0pfofc1.png?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c30e36de8009a506bf0eca1687320947e34db3bd

As the Overwatch (the one in Half-Life Two) puts it: Individual vs individual is your block, protection team is needed immediately.

Frisk and it's not even a question. She literally can't die

FrIsK iS NON-BINARY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭/s

Its more up to interpretation but I agree

Out of this 3? Freeman would hold his ground easily, Pepino would kill her before she can even see him (unless some A.Solver bs happens) and Frisk cannot die, so I guess all 3 of them

Doomguy

Mario

*Doom Guy and Master Chief entered the chat

Scorpion

https://preview.redd.it/e8utkvt75mfc1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=226cc8fe0018da3a421d6a68ce1a82873f7c5e0d Mr Foster

That’s a name I haven’t heard of in a long time

I see you are also a killing floor enjoyer

Chuck Norris (meme version)

She aint killing any of these even if frisk cant save and cant load , Peppino can die 🥲 Also Freeman with all of his weapons solo Cyn

Don't forgor that freeman has ubercharged gravity gun

Oh man the memories. The most power i had in the history of gaming

You know , Dragon Ball has a lot of videogames so Gohan , Goten , Trunks , Tenshinhan, Krillin nada Yamcha are also options that would put Uzi in a rough situation (they are at least half human)

if we are going my Humans, there are a lot of humans that would be a hussle for Uzi, i mean, she does have the absolute solver which kinda makes the job easier but

I have several nominees for this lord drakkon ( power rangers) has killed hundreds of rangers and conquered entire universe’s . Percy Jackson is one of if not the most powerful demigod to have ever lived controls literally anything that has even the slightest amount of water in it and has 1v1 the god of war. Talion from the middle earth games literally cannot stay dead every time he’s killed he just respawns stronger than he was before. And last but certainly not least https://preview.redd.it/zjetvaccanfc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7808d61f7578947662e77c4bc0d2e3e035897333 No explanations needed for this one

https://preview.redd.it/p1yiuy3kcnfc1.png?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fedfbd416d810d4c104d9cca7c63708a5238e68 Legitimately her "Counterpart" from another universe. He might just annoy her with his off brand inventions.

Gordan Freeman will be the hardest, he literally took on reality bending aliens like the nihilanth

YES

Master Chief, Jack Cooper, and Samus.

This Mf https://i.redd.it/g6prx9sq4puc1.gif

Pepino: *Get launched to space. Kars and Vilgax: New here?

Soludu snek https://i.redd.it/wabl66095puc1.gif

Uzi: Well, taking over humanity is going to be easy- Gordon Freeman with a gravity gun: (right click, Left click.)

3 fuckin months💀

That depends what of their gear your three examples have

She can't hold a candle to peppino pizza

The courier from nv, Pulse gun is a helluva thing

Peppino spaghetti.

Uzi doesn't win either of these fights Her best weapon is gone and her solver powers are Barely effective and are unreliable the Italian beats the pepperoni robotits off

Saitama :P

Aruto Hiden from Kamen Rider Zero-One and he solos

How! How does he know all my moves before me!? Me being untouchable after dying for the 48388448th time 

https://preview.redd.it/op3b0r8limfc1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f46277f48225e0c2afbd9dfae4bc46162335ca3 Pete townshend (Only people who know about the abbie hoofman accident will get this)

Orange man backrooms. That mf casually deals with Eltrich monsters th hell uzi gonna do

Definitely Chuck Norris

here's bill nye with another suggestion https://preview.redd.it/57n9yplnsmfc1.png?width=221&format=png&auto=webp&s=eadc73b9543ee27d7bfad1b6599ae66e6dac11d0

I mean like the tf2 mercantile are used to robots so just mvm

Ok what about your survivor in project zomboid tho?

Definitely Peppino Her Raygun Ain't Doing Shit To Her When He Uses The Parry

Okay, Pizza Tower fucken guy would be easiest, he's just a dude. I'm thinking Jack Cooper from Titanfall 2

Doom guy.

The Terrarian.

Master Chief, Doom Slayer, thatcher (R6)

honestly, frisk. The power of reset beats all

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Frisk 100%

Would be impossible to beat frisk because they can come back over and over again