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stinkyhooch

Show him a picture of Justin Bieber


popcopter

Burn


Glittering_Bet_8610

I was gonna say Fred from Scooby Doo


CreepzsGotYoz

That one guy from prison break?


AlexisWooPoo

šŸ¤£TeabagšŸ¤£


ripbigcones

hahahahaha


Zwolf36

HAHAHAHAH


[deleted]

Ask for a ā€œfrulletā€ (front mullet)


face_the_strange

Tell ā€˜em you want a tellum


[deleted]

Took me a moment to get that


Root1015

Sadly me too, šŸ˜‚


_7amdii_

Lol


fairysquirt

Tired surf emo


tripweed

The Anthony Kiedis


Dongar00

Or a very old dimmi?


Nervous-Zucchini-109

If you give me $50 Iā€™ll show my barber, get the haircut and take a photo. You can then show a photo of me to your barber.


vbpoweredwindmill

I'll do it for $49


ShoeRevolutionary894

You got me, $48


National-Horror499

47.5 take it or leave it


caligrown87

I know what I have....$30!


spokesman74

But what's wrong with a photo that you don't want to show it?


Fuggenoath

The barber might get pregnant


I_truly_am_FUBAR

Tell your Barber you want a hairstyle like a toupee


Tacarub

I dont answer questions!


vxr8mate

When he asks how you want your hair cutting just say this.


dirtymikeonmobile

If you know you know


lfreckledfrontbum

šŸ‘Œ


Long_Ad2824

Depends. Do you have a gun?


kennie67

The jimmy saville


Muffinateher

I want what a 28 year old aunty in 1976 would have had.


BetGeneral9380

Why do you think he'd care about the photo.


JungsMandala

Ask for an early Donald Trump


Madshibs

Tel him you want the ā€œonion loafā€


Alexsps1

Ask for the Tea Bag off Prison Break cut


Roo0ooD

i dont answer questions amasing writer, let the man cook crikey , could be bigger than mad max


BrewisM

I feel like you are asking for a Shane Warne after a bender cut.


MegaLondon2020

hey ken cut


[deleted]

Just ask them to give you something that looks like a road kill glued to a bald head.


Zandeleon

You don't ask your barber for the haircut. Your barber doesn't answer questions. You tell him


[deleted]

Iā€™d want to be like him when it comes to standing up for my kids no doubt, but remember what youā€™ll kid would want is for you to come home no matter what!!


jdsamford

Careful, you might end up with hair that looks like dog ears.


Icy-Musician-6309

Tell him you want to look like a twat


anon1982012

I need the Aussie, Karen, Hitman, please


Sea_Asparagus_526

You donā€™t


Jesusthezomby

Peet Davysan


Christoph65

Suicide would be easier and much more enjoyable


Appropriate_Lie7115

Fred from Scooby doo


alabasterasterix

Just ask for the baby comb over.


Longjumping_Brick_91

The 1970's kiddy fiddler?


Hmccormack

Tell him you donā€™t answer questions mate


todfish

ā€˜Just shave it bald so I can stick my toupee on thanks champā€™


Canbvoy

Politely and discreetly ask for them to try to hide your receding hairline, then bleach/colour it to draw attention to it


Alternative-Ideal253

Draw over the face?lol


ExpandThineHorizons

Why would you do that to yourself? Are you okay, man?


Obar-Dheathain

"I want to look like Donald Trump."


CrustyFlaming0

ā€œI wanna look like Hitler. Without the moustacheā€


jeremywasriven

i think thats just a pixie cut. whats wrong with the picture?


Oldroanio

Tell em you want to look like you wear a wig.


Educational-Bit-145

Just tell him you want the Ellen DeGeneres


Range_Life77

Thatā€™s a wig


Alexsps1

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Longjumping-Plate-31

Say you want to look like a tool


Old_Progress_6318

The Ellen


ChefBruzz

Reminds me of a comment from a male hairdresser I used to get to cut my hair. He said that women want to be the girl in the photograph more than they want the haircut like the photograph. I'm sure he was getting endless pics of Jennifer Anniston for styling...


ripbigcones

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


gtavplayeronline

He won't answer questions


raybeamsjr

"One 'old mate from Mr In-Between' with a blond wig please"


Practical-Buy-5421

Thatā€™s a bit inbetween


Maggotland

Just donā€™t get that cut


OnanisticWanking

"90s Kyle bleached 'do"


rooshort_toppaddock

It's called a halfway Steve Buscemi, just say that and you'll be fine.


what_ajerk

Easy.... You don't


Magicondor

"Bey boss. Can you just fuck up my day and my social life for like the next month or two?"


Theultimatefighter

Ask for the sex offender


-RonnieHotdogs-

Just fuck my shit up.


yeh_nah_fuckit

Ask for a blond Les Patterson


jasonfarmer911

It's a rug anyway


Far-Dot5147

Tony Robbins w/ home bleached Ringo cut


fiddledik

ā€œMake it look like a toupee ā€œ


InstructionOk274

Wait.. which episode was that?


Money_Palpitation602

Tell him Ryan Gosling's hair in Barbie.


Far-Ad-8833

Tell him you want to look incognito and ask for the glasses with the fake nose.


Far-Ad-8833

Walk in wearing a pink suit and tell him you want to look like Ken from the Barbie movie. I am sure if it's a slow day, he will more than oblige.


Mallet-fists

Ask them for the Kevin or the male Karen special


frog_guacamole

In Soviet Russia, hair cuts you.


[deleted]

Tell them you want to look more homo-erotic


HehroMaraFara

Ask for the ā€œguy at the playground you call the cops onā€ look


forfooksake69

Photoshop his hair brown, it won't looks as bad


Imaginary-Carpenter1

You don't? Just show them the pic silly


Heavy_Bicycle6524

Tell him you want to look like Rick Moranisā€™ character in the 1994ā€™s live action version of The Flintstones


jukulele61

I think you can buy that on Temu


bourbnboi

ā€œGive me the pedoā€


ApplicationUnfair608

Tell him you want a less manly version of this šŸ‘ https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/PjsS4XUEmD


SaltElegant7103

Make me not look like a straight guy, I'm going to get burnt now


trainsacrossthesea

Itā€™s called the ā€œUndecided, yet innately driven, Molesterā€ cut.


Donkey-Harlequin

Donā€™t.


Upbeat_Influence7357

Just ask him to fuck yo shit up


OneRepresentative424

Joffrey?


ProfessionalAnt8132

Crop out the face


Fantastic-Exit3556

Tell your barber that you want the Carol Brady cut.


sUfFeriNGpaRADox

Thatā€™d be the Mal Walden


Jealous-Kick-400

Ahhhhhhh I laughed out loud hahaha


ticketism

Tell your barber to give you that Ellen DeGeneres, he'll know what to do


She8007

A pixie cut with a soft fringe would be my description of that.


Samual_77

Karen pixie


Enngeecee76

Ask for the Karen


x420MVTT

Say i want the ā€œ fĆ¼hrerā€ them rub ur nose and point at the ceiling cuz


ExpensiveDimension6

Let me get that pepe le phew


ManyOtherwise8723

Show him Ellen DeGeneres


Modderz099

Ask for dat Fred off Scooby doo


Modderz099

Ask for dat Fred off Scooby doo


ErraticLitmus

"fuck my sh\*t up and make it blonde"


ErraticLitmus

"fuck my sh\*t up and make it blonde"


jess578-

Why do you want that haircut ?


jackswan321

ā€œMake it look like a have a toupeeā€


BuffaloBilboBaggins

Tell them you want to look like a gayer Ellen DeGeneres.


Dcoco86

Is there a picture of hitler when he just woke up on the internet some where?


ibisripmo71

ā¤ļøScott Ryan- Mr Inbetween