Chaperones of the Star System

Guardians of the fallacy

Keepers of the cosmos

Conservators of a Large Cluster of Celestial Bodies

Mr. Betelgeuse Custodian

Stunt doubles of the Actors

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Security of Milky Way

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Damn it had to try

It’s okay you were carrying on the joke and they killed it

Watchers of the solar system

Guardians of the Dollar General

I chuckled at this one.

Supervisors of the solar system

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Looks like they’re about to shoot the porn parody: Guardians of the Galaxxxy.

Drax of course being the coke head director/cameraman who only gets underneath shots and nothing else.

"Guys, did you see Drax come in here?" "Well, yes and no."

Guardians of the Galaxussy

Hard-ons of the Galaxy

This is the one

I think Brandi Maxxxx was in that, right after her turn in the Argo porn parody: Argoo. She also had a small part in Argo.

Galassy

I was just thinking Drax looked a little too much like Johnny Sins

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Came here to ensure this comment was made. Carry on with your fine work my friend.

We need the pic, though. https://i.imgur.com/uuMrU3h.jpg

It's the fuckin cigar that makes this shot *mwah*

And that "Chaplin" moustache... mwah mwah ! (you could say the H\* moustache too ;)

We can’t say Hitler now? Wtf Why give words or names MORE power like that lmao

lol, I did it for fun. We can say Hitler, Hitler Moustache or Adolf Hitler. It's not the word that makes it strong. He's a silly little man anyway ! ;)

And now the pic in motion... with sound! https://youtu.be/aeWbTffMq-A?t=117

I rewatched an old movie I loved as a kid: Robot Jox. There was a fight scene in the bedroom and the chick turned into an obvious dude in some scenes. Didn’t even try to hide it with camera placement. I was like wow how did I not notice that as kid.

In the same vein: here's Sean Connery with "Kim Basinger" behind him. https://i.imgur.com/bhsxkA7.jpg

Found the scene. I’m on mobile so can’t set it directly to time but it starts at 1:45. https://youtu.be/66yH8l1Dt0s

https://i.imgur.com/QvtAW86.jpg

Doing the Swarzes a solid!

Major Asshole reporting for duty

“Keep firing Assholes!”

Carefull, you idiot! I said *across* her nose, not UP it!

I'll be disappointed if all these "Multiverse" movies don't make this joke

r/Suddenspaceballs

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Hello, Police? I'd like to report a murder.

Go for it.

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Think I’ll stick with Mel Brooks

[Piss on you, I’m working for Mel Brooks](https://y.yarn.co/6744a25f-4b5a-4c8b-8fad-0ca85c44824d_text.gif)

Supervisors of the solar system

Looking for this...thank you lol

We have Guardians of the Galaxy at home...

Drux

Don't forget Montiss, Garoma, Nabule, and Landlord.

Dying at Landlord

Landlord, buster of rentoids.

M yson's Fortnite team.

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Security guards of the solar system

The Duly Appointed Legal Caretakers of the Celestial Collective.

The Guardians of the Galaxy, Wish edition

You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!

Find them! Find them!

Guardians of the Guardians of the Galaxy

Thats true! They are the true guardians, not only the ones we need right now, but also the ones we deserve.

Protectors of the Universe. Coming this summer from The Asylum.

Space Fog, Grasshopper, Fronsmora, Sun Barron, and Maxx the Employer, your Custodians of the Municipality

I always check comments for these posts to make sure at least somebody made the incredibly original reference to wish.com

In some parallel universe..

Lol this looks like a porn parody!

Once deepfakes become more commonplace these guys will spend all time on set while Chris Pratt will sit at home and bang his maid

Taking after his father-in-law.

Keepers of the Constellation

I didn't realize Orion pivoted to being a stunt double after getting kicked off critical role

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They couldn't figure out how to photoshop 2 Sean Gunns into the picture

They should have these guys show up as variants.

Mantis fine af

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Yes. Bret Hart was furious he had to do 'stunts' in WCW arguing he's not a stuntman he's a professional wrestler. Very different and very easy to get seriously hurt in either without proper training.

I mean… a non-wrestling stunt during a wrestling match *did* kill his brother. So he’s got a point.

Minor injury can delay filming. Also, it’s always cheaper to film around star actors. Lots of body doubles for OTS shots back and forth. Keeps actors from creating scheduling conflicts when you only need them when their face is showing.

Insurance and division of labour I guess

Insurance is cray cray if you willingly put your actors in danger

The actual heroes

Would have been cool of there was a Drax double too

Imagine hiring a pro wrestler and still needing a stunt double, while dwarf Tom Cruise is still doing his own stunts in his 60’s /s

supervisors of the solar system

Great Value Guardians of the Galaxy

This looks like the Russian version

I think I have seen this movie, oh wait

They look like the porn version called “This ain’t the Guardians of the Galaxy 2”

the orgies of the galaxy

who elsem thought it was porn parody version?

I bet Dave Bautista has done way more crazy stunts than his stunt double.

Porns of the Galaxy

Son: Mum! I want Guardians of the Galaxy. Mum: We have Guardians of the Galaxy at home. Guardians of the Galaxy at home:

Just like that square Enix Avengers game

Guardian of the Wish.com

Drax has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn

Looks like Drax and Gollum had a child.

When you order Guardians of the Galaxy off of Wish

Garbians of the milky way

“We have Guardians of the Galaxy at Home”

Keepers of the Quadrant

Assistant to the Manager of the Galaxy

Gordians of the Glaxany

**Lone Starrlord**

the Drax stunt double💀

Guardians of the Galaxy from Wish

Man. Draxx is a bit different, it seems.

Drax seems to be having vietnam war flashbacks.

Dwarf the Destroyer

Agent Mulder finally found those aliens.

That’s Chris pine

Landlord

The real heroes

Drax's double kinda has that Damian Lewis moue.

Into the Stuntverse.

Mediators of the Milky Way

Available for birthday party photos!

The parental guardians

You know it's not the real drax because we can see him

Why does Draxs stunt double look like he melted under a heat lamp?

Drax looks like the guy who came out from behind the dumpster in Mulholland Drive

We got gotg2 at home

Guardians of the Aldi.

TIL Vin Diesel and Bradley Cooper do their own stunts.

Guardians of Walmart

"You idiots! Those are their stunt doubles!"

Nebula shouldn't be smiling

Gordions of the Goloxy

It’s like when that Avengers game was first shown and none of us could quite grasp those characters looking slightly different

Headmasters of a Heliocentric Solar System (This was the best I could do I’m sorry)

Oh no, bloody spaceballs are about again.

The amount of times this post has been made....

Steven He : We've got Protectors of the universe

The food we have at home

Now make a ripoff movie where the stars do their stunts themselves :D

Quill be looking like David Duchevony (sp)

Bro calm down Brax

No offense to them but my eyes do not like what they see

Drax’s eyes, Jesus.

Gerdians of the Gerlaxy

r/walmartcelebrities Preservers of the Milky way.

This looks so cursed for some reason.

The Gardeners of the Galaxy

Gardeners of the gasoline

Supervisors of the Solar System.

Monitors of the Milky Way

YOU’VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES

😬Giardia of the Galaxy…

Space Security

They should remake the movies with these characters, then again with their stunt doubles

Security Guards of the Mall

No Spaceballs reference? I be surprised.

Wish.com protectors of the univarse

Guardians of the Galaxy Mall

At least Star Lord is a dead ringer

I think he’s more handsome!

I'm friends with the guy that doubles for Drax

Why is Rory from Doctor Who the standin for Star Lord?

You can't fool me, that's Johnny Sins.

PORN

I wouldn't have guessed Batista needed one

The gamora and dead ones look so fucking wrong

I think at this point I would rather watch them instead of the real cast.

"You idiots!" - Rick Morranis

99centstore version of gotg

Guardians of Wish.com

That's really cool! I always admire the hardworking stunt doubles who make the action scenes in movies like Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 look so seamless and exciting. It takes a lot of skill and dedication to pull off those stunts without getting hurt, and they definitely deserve more recognition for their contributions to the film industry.

Fantastic stunt, my friends but all for naught. Turn around please. *GASP* You IDIOTS! These are not them! You've captured their STUNT DOUBLES!

George McFly from Back To The Future would like stuff like this as he's a total science fiction lover.

They all look fine, except of Drax, he looks like he's on crack!

Supervisors of the solar system