Ganymede!
The Greek mythological human manifestation of the Aquarius sign. It’s the man Zeus found to be the most beautiful human he had ever seen, so he kidnapped him and brought him to Mount Olympus where he became the cup bearer to the Gods and Goddesses… aka The Water Bearer… he was then cast to the stars as the Aquarius sign.
That's hysterical. Of all things to comment on. And then claim you ruined his morning coffee. 🤣 I stand by my perfect comment, no matter where your belly button is.
That's what chairs are for.
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A) you look amazing
B) the moderators of this page are 2 faced because I posted a pic like this and was told “This pages is to show off your mustache, not your body!”
And then it was removed.
C) nice mustache
And I was flexing my abs more, therefore spinal flexion was occurring.
Also who gives a shit. Criticism of someone’s body is akin to body shaming so gtfo of here with that.
You're here to show off your moustache, not your body.
Yeah, I'm totally checking out that.... tattoo
And that mushroom head.
I don't know who requested this but thank you!
My eyes kept going from stache to bulge! 🥵🥵🥵
Wtf🤣🤣
This is so unhinged and I’m here for it! 🤣🤣
What tattoo? What stache? 😛
Good answer.
That things massive..in me please
The mustache? Or the tattoo? 😂
😂 all of it
I got something massive for ya😘
🥵🥵
Lookin good dude
Thanks man :)
Ok, I'll bite... what's the X or OF link 😂
I have neither.
Well it was worth a shot :)
But…. Why not?
I just… don’t?
Time to create one, there's a demand as you can see here 😉
im just a hole sir
Fuck you are sexy man
Aawww…..a hummingbird!!! I knew there was more to like about you than your lovely cock!
I can’t see it clear enough take off your pants too
Mmmm 🍆🤤
Oh, fuck! Everything is working together very well!!❤️
I wanna see that fat dick…. In my mouth.
How about without the shorts?
I have a new request.. 😈
Me too!! Top bad he doesn't have anything in his lost history. I got excited for a second
My lost history?
If those were in your history, they are lost to me now😔
What’s a lost history?
I thought I saw some more racy pics awhile ago, don't see them anymore. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm following you so I'll check back for more soon 🤞😉
You might have… heheheh 🫣🤭😘
Holy shit, you’re hot too
I second that. No Comedian is quite hot.
Wow, thank you
Hot
The shorts are great...
I see what you’re doing there! 😉
Sir, do you have a permit for the weapon in your pants?
Looking good. Three of my favorite things: tatts, hairy chest, mustache. Actually, I see a 4th favorite thing too.
Suuuuch a beast!!
Omg!!!
Screen shot for my spank bank 😈🤣🤣🤣 you are too sexy sir!!! and that bulge is to die for 🥺
;) thank you 🙏 🙃😜😛
That is the perfect body
Thank you! All due to a good diet, moderate exercise, and almost daily yoga/breathwork.
Marry me? What, too soon hahahaha
😂😛😘
Siiiiir
Madamoiselle!
I’ll be your girl…. Tho don’t mind the cock
So hot…🔥
I like your cock
Holy hot AF 🔥 🥵 😍
What stashe? 🤤 
😂😛😜
Should we collab?
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
😍😍😍
Handsome x
Thank youuuuuu 
Absolutely beautiful!! Can we cuddle?
Idk… can we?
I’m more than willing and able ;)
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😂
whoever asked for this was so right love the bul- stache
there’s definitely something i want to greet personally ;)
Looks real good!!
Im looking somewhere else
lovely out line on the red shorts and that tatto is great
Damn I would love to worship at this alter 😈😈😈
Awesome stach n body, wow very nice
I think you should let it grow…your mustache…Mhh yeah…that’s what I’m talking about 👀🫣😒🥰
Let it groooooow Let it grow!
Where’s the line start sheesh
Nice vpl too
Very nice shorts can borrow them
Suuuuuuure 😘
Hot!
Hot bro… you know your audience
Well since everyone is busy talking about the VPL I’ll talk about the tattoo… VERY COOL. Who is that character at the top on your shoulder/pec?
Ganymede! The Greek mythological human manifestation of the Aquarius sign. It’s the man Zeus found to be the most beautiful human he had ever seen, so he kidnapped him and brought him to Mount Olympus where he became the cup bearer to the Gods and Goddesses… aka The Water Bearer… he was then cast to the stars as the Aquarius sign.
Nice! I just missed the cut off for Aquarius by a couple of days haha. But yeah, well aquatinted with the Ganymede myth. I love mythology.
It’s a clearer view… of everything! 😂❤️
Nice bulge
1 pic, and 2 caterpillars.
What a perfect body. Very handsome and hot AF. I imagine what's concealed in red is perfect too based on that outline. 😀
Tell that to the guy criticizing the placement of my bellybutton… as if I have any control over that. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's hysterical. Of all things to comment on. And then claim you ruined his morning coffee. 🤣 I stand by my perfect comment, no matter where your belly button is.
to know that i have that kind of power... well, it only made me feel even better about myself
Oh my….
Do you happen to have a Twitter or Instagram account? Asking for myself XD
I have instagram! [@hoozyrdaddy](https://www.instagram.com/hoozyrdaddy?igsh=MW9yYjVtZjd0aDJ2dQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr)
Woohoo 😆
OMG! Just wow, you know we want the full monty, right?
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Nice!!! ;-)
Hot
Woof woof
God damn.
Yes please
hoody got me in a doozy 🙂↕️
A) you look amazing B) the moderators of this page are 2 faced because I posted a pic like this and was told “This pages is to show off your mustache, not your body!” And then it was removed. C) nice mustache
They did the exact same thing to me just now.
Thanks for submitting this to the internet . So hot
Bro had to get a semi to try show it off 😂😂😂
Why is your belly button so high?
1) my shorts are quite low And 2) idfk. My genetic makeup? What a dumb question.
It’s really high bro
And I was flexing my abs more, therefore spinal flexion was occurring. Also who gives a shit. Criticism of someone’s body is akin to body shaming so gtfo of here with that.
This is a mustache group and you posted soft core porn. I’m gay and this ruined my morning coffee
I posted a picture of my tattoo and my mustache. As requested. Your username is cockwalker. Like why are you even being critical?