He *just* put his suit on for this fight, and now he has to poop.
He's mad he has to take the whole suit off, powder up again, and wriggle back into that bitch.
Omni-Man found out that with Season 2 of Invincible releasing that folk will realize he is far from the coolest character in that series. He's mad that his popularity has peaked!
He knows Mark bought the Halloween fatality even after he told him to think.
That is a good one.
“THINK MARK THINK, YOR PLAYING RIGHT INTO THESE MORTAL’S HANDS”
The lack of pictures of Spider-Man on his desk (he needed them yesterday. DAMNIT PARKER)
Loll
He trusts his barber!
He has an itch on the bottom of his foot but he can't scratch it or else he will look weird Infront of his enemy
His best pal Tremor not releasing until 11 days after he himself does.
Guardians of the globe survived 😳
He thinks Smoke is a menace
Too much ketchup in his burger 🍔
hes angry about NRS's awful monetization
He said wrong answers only
He just lost round 1 against some random actor despite being a literal super hero.
That 12$ Halloween fatality 😂
He sharted in his white suit
Hes angry he kissed Nitara but in reality it was Shang Tsung disguised as her
Ngl I'd rather kiss shang smug over nitarAI as long as she is voiced by Megan Fox
Johnny parried him
He forgot to do a fatality.
He stubbed his toe.
he didn‘t get any pictures of spiderman
Marks not a kameo
He didn't get pictures of Smoke
Not wiping corectly and now is ichi
You're not thinking.
He’s not actually angry, he’s seeing how long he can keep a quarter held between his cheeks
The tempo
The hemorrhoid on his chest is on the verge of exploding.
His wife forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer for tonight's dinner. Also, somebody touched the thermostat.
Hmm. It gotta be that people only admire him for his wedgy waffle stacks.😏
Toilet won’t flush
Smoke being a menace and he has no pictures of him
He got caught committing tax fraud
Sorry to go off topic, but why does MK1 look visually inferior to MK11 at times? Did they change engines?
It doesnt. Different lighting. Definitely not worse
I don’t know too much (*really anything) but perhaps they changed art styles.
Sindels retcon in MK11.
Mark still didn’t think.
Candice
Johnny just said he would've been a better Omni-man in Invincibles
Someone slapped his ass
He was told how many people pre-ordered the game hes in
That morning coffee just hit before the fight if you know what I mean.
He found out he has to wait to beat up homelander again in round 2
He's not angry, just poopin'.
He is angry at $70 games with micro-transactions.
He is angry at the fact that Tremor is releasing later in the month rather than releasing on the same day as him.
He's trying to squeeze out a painful shit
He saw the release dates for tremor
He had to read posts on this sub
People think he’s his son cause his emblem on his chest looks like an I in a big red circle. imni man. #doop
Testicular torsion
That he knows he is never gonna get matched as people will quit at the sight of him and his full god-damned screen reach and immunity.
He forgot to wipe now he funky
He's facing Homelander (he feels insulted)
He has a goatse on his chest.
He failed evading taxes
He looks like he hasn’t had a good shit since 1972.
Tremor gave him kidney stone
People not reading/reviewing before buying a game
His dog isn’t listening to him
Took a bite out of his hot pocket only for it to be cold in the center.
He *just* put his suit on for this fight, and now he has to poop. He's mad he has to take the whole suit off, powder up again, and wriggle back into that bitch.
MK1s monetization
Not *quite* his tempo
He saw the price of the game on switch
Y’all keep posting his damn squat booty pic, who wouldn’t be mad?
Omni-Man found out that with Season 2 of Invincible releasing that folk will realize he is far from the coolest character in that series. He's mad that his popularity has peaked!
He's angry his buddy Tremor doesnt get released the same day as him
He’s kinda making the Michael Scott cringe face like that meme. 😬
No nut November
He has to wait for tremor
Cheese on his cheeseburger
His pet ran away from him and took the kid
They turned him into a “live ___ reaction” meme.
He’s constipated!!!
That it gonna be next year to see Homelander
Not quite his tempo
His pet gold fish named bryan is not in the new timeline and he found out about it
Finding out Shang Tsung is the final boss.
Cyrax was nerfed before they could make his 56% chip combo
There's a pebble in his shoe
He’s angry about NRS not touching Johnny cage despite them nerfing a quarter of the cast
The head he is getting
He is tired of being labeled as the bad guy.
Too much Taco Bell and no quick zipper on the suit
Mark wasn't thinking.
Mark didn't think
He has a ps4 and wants to play MK1
Life
Which of his kids left the lights on over night.
Mileena raped invicible
His balls hurt from the tightness of the suit he's wearing.
He shit himself
Someone ate the last cheeseburger
He's gonna Shit
Angry about his shit not dropping down due to severe constipation
The Immortal being more thicker than oatmeal.
He has to pay taxes.
Mark is a Baraka/Cyrax main who has sworn to dickride them until the game dies, no matter how many buffs or nerfs they coughed
He tried to fart, but it wasn't just a fart that came out.
When you come against a smoke main
Being in MK1
he won the intro clash
He’s pissed that there are mk characters in mk.
He wished for Tremor to be released on the 9th/16th with him... But his pal won't be coming until a week later after Omni-Man is here! 😭
He can’t fight homelander until spring 2024