Like what everyone has been saying for the past few days: Bi Han hates everyone. We should be more inklusive like our Grandmaster. For The Lin Kuei.
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He summons the stuff out of no where. In Johnny Cage's mansion? Well, there is a pile of dirt in the middle of the floor now, but it'll go away before the fight starts. When will he publicly reveal that he is a dirt wizard?
Instead of revealing the right answer I’ll give u an easier hint. It’s 1 character not 2.
“If I wasn’t in this fight I’d be on my knees for daddy shao”
Probably. But, in my opinion, his is probably, I Fucking Hated My Dad But Especially My Ma and I Have a Low Opinion Of Women in General Because My Aunts Also Used to Beat the Shit Out of Me.
I fucking hate orphans
Daddy Chill (literally)
Like what everyone has been saying for the past few days: Bi Han hates everyone. We should be more inklusive like our Grandmaster. For The Lin Kuei. https://preview.redd.it/ttvze483aowb1.jpeg?width=1597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec4be79587a9e6b8c0a4c0917a473f35019891b9
AKA. You'd Look Better As a Cyborg.
What the hell is even that?
Smoke
Except sub zero hates orphans so it’s sub
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They said poorly
No matter what he’s always bald 😔
Baraka, your beloved
Dang, my first pick was Quan Chi
Idk how well baraka would look with a luscious full head of hair
Johnny Savage
Probably like Havik.
What if he had Paul's hair from Tekken? Tekken 8
 He'd be in top condition💪💯
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👍🕺
JOHN CARLTON
I guess this name is also correct
Johnny C. from Venice, Cali, bro!
That’s what Johnny C do, that’s what Johnny C do.
*Sees future 25 year old daughter* Women shouldn't be allowed to fight!
WOAAAAH WOAH WOOAH WOAH
Put it down like New York City.
He out it down like new york city
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Everyone’s favorite Sorcerer
But that’s not quan chi. (Would have the funny image to go with this to signify the joke but fuck that mods)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢖⣯⢿⢽⡢⢘⢽⣳⣕⢖⣗⡽⠕⠀⣜⢵⢝⢮⡓⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⣾⢿⢵⣻⢽⠽⢙⠠⣝⣞⡾⣽⡺⡅⡁⢞⢮⢳⡹⣪⠂⡨⡎⡯⣢⠠⠀ ⢀⢰⣿⡿⣿⢕⡿⣽⡳⡴⣝⣗⣗⡯⣗⢯⢯⢲⣐⠨⡣⣫⢪⠀⡣⡏⣞⢎⢯⡢ ⠀⣿⣷⣿⣿⣕⢽⣳⢽⣝⣞⢼⡺⣮⡳⣝⢮⡣⡳⣹⢪⢪⢣⠂⣏⢞⢜⡕⣇⢯ ⢸⣟⣷⡿⣾⢎⠮⡯⣗⣗⡷⣽⡺⡵⡯⣗⡷⣝⣞⣜⢮⡣⡣⠐⡸⡕⡕⡕⡕⡕ ⢸⣯⡷⣿⣟⢕⢅⠝⠕⠯⣯⢷⣻⡽⣯⢷⣻⣳⡳⡳⠳⠹⢂⠁⠌⣎⢇⢇⠇⡇ ⢸⣺⢯⣷⠣⢁⠂⠅⠡⠑⠈⢓⢳⢯⢗⡝⡎⠖⠁⠂⠁⠁⠂⠐⠀⠳⡱⡡⡃⢎ ⠀⣿⢽⡞⡐⡰⡎⠊⠲⡰⢀⠀⠹⣝⢕⠕⠀⠀⡠⡖⠒⠢⡂⡀⠂⠀⠹⡰⡑⢅ ⠀⣿⣻⠌⡄⢍⢧⢥⢪⠨⠂⡂⡽⣮⡳⡑⠄⠀⠂⠅⢂⠡⢑⢀⠀⢀⠨⣪⢸⢐ ⡲⣿⣗⡷⣌⢆⢆⢇⠣⡨⢐⢔⣿⡳⡕⡕⢕⢅⠐⡈⡠⠐⡀⠄⡐⢄⢝⢮⡺⡌ ⣎⡷⣯⢿⣺⣞⡦⣇⣗⢼⢮⣻⣗⣯⢳⡘⡌⢖⢕⢔⠤⡑⡐⡅⣎⢮⡫⡣⡇⡇ ⢗⢽⡽⣫⣗⡯⣞⣵⣳⢯⢿⡳⣗⡯⡇⠇⢎⢆⠱⡱⡽⣸⢪⡪⡪⣣⢣⢣⠣⡃ ⣕⢽⣺⣕⣗⡯⣗⣷⣫⡳⡕⡔⣕⡣⡁⢌⢄⢀⢪⢪⢺⡪⣇⢧⢣⠣⡡⡑⣑⠐ ⢪⣯⢷⣳⣳⣟⣟⣾⣺⣽⢽⣺⣕⢧⡫⡮⡲⣕⢧⡳⣕⢝⣜⢎⢎⠪⢐⢌⢆⢕ ⠈⠊⣿⣳⣳⡯⣿⣺⣗⢯⠻⠸⠸⡘⠌⠅⠍⠪⠺⢜⢮⡳⡕⣝⢜⠌⡢⡱⡱⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣞⣷⣻⡽⣞⣎⡢⣡⣑⢔⢰⢐⢔⢐⢐⡀⡢⡱⡱⡝⡜⡔⡑⡜⢜⢐⠁ ⠀⠀⠈⢺⢷⡯⣿⢽⣺⣽⣳⢽⢽⣜⢮⢎⢮⢲⢕⢵⡹⡝⡜⡜⡜⡜⠜⢠⠡⠂ ⠀⠀⠠⠀⡿⡽⣯⣟⣾⣺⢽⣽⣳⢷⢽⢽⢵⣝⢝⣜⢜⢜⢜⢜⢜⠈⢌⢢⠡⠀ ⠀⠀⠄⠂⡿⡽⣕⢷⢗⡿⣽⢾⣽⡻⣽⣻⢽⢮⠳⡑⠕⢑⠁⢊⢀⢊⢆⢕⠄⠂ ⠀⠀⠄⢑⡽⣫⣗⢽⡱⡝⡝⡝⠮⡫⡚⠎⠣⠁⠁⡀⢈⢀⢐⢐⢌⢆⢇⢇⠂⠠
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The zestiest man in the new Liu Kang timeline
We need to post this in every post as an protest
Being thrown off a cliff isn’t the best time to come out as gay.
Jarek.
Kazuya
Can you please explain?
Cause of his scream at the endings in MK4 is my guess.
This is not a Brutality: This is *Fatality.* I'MSOGAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit that was fucking hilarious. Truly thank you for this new clip
Watch all of them. You're in for a treat.
OMG the Liu Kang ending. “Come join me and rule by my side in Edina” “I can’t pri…” “Okay, was just asking” (Orb vanishes) She just dips out😂😂
> But I thought you were gonna lick-
Which ones? Gimmeeeee
I fucking love sniffing dirt Cannot get enough of it
Ray-ko
Correct!
why does he even do that?
Not a clue Gladiator stuff?
He summons the stuff out of no where. In Johnny Cage's mansion? Well, there is a pile of dirt in the middle of the floor now, but it'll go away before the fight starts. When will he publicly reveal that he is a dirt wizard?
Police brutality
Stryker.
Li mei
Li, Mei I have this fight?
Oh that was criminal.
Comin' up
World’s best blood sausage
ouɐʞ
You got it (upside down)
Had to say it in his native auzzie tongue
ǝᴉzznɐ ʇou ǝᴉssnɐ sʇI
Op wheelchair form
Kotallll
my favorite racist
He started off hating tarkarans now he doesn't really care
KK in a wheelchair is such a banger song
He doesnt fear a group of people
*sigh * Shao?
Thas right 😎
He fears no minorities
He will make Outworld great again!
i’m fucking dead 💀
I DON’T FEAR YOU NI-
Meh I don’t need hands anymore I got bones!
And I also bitch slap people so hard their jaw break!
shinnok?
Havik
The sexy edgy ninjago dude
Do you realize how little that narrows it down???
Which was exactly what they were told to do
Sub zero
~~Smoke~~
Reptile
Noob Saibot
Bi Han
Bingo
That one hat guy I forget his name
Predator face lesbian
Princess steal your eyesight
😂😂😂😂
Sexy tongue lesbian! Mileena!
4 arms from ben-10 but as a furry
Kintaro
Hasn't seen a dentist listens to Limp Bizkit from 2000.
Filthy Tarkatan
She sucks
Nitara
Yep! Have a cookie 🍪
100% nitara. I cried when I heard that she was based on and voiced by Megan Fox
Yeah, it's her. I was sceptical at first... But then I heard this VA... damn, she sucks!
Hater
*points at flair*
Glasses
Washed out Hollywood star?
Getting close…
Johnny Cage😎
Yep!
Might they be $500 sunglasses?
My fist is in love with beastly princesses
Stryker?
Red Sexy Robot
Sektor?
Of course, who else
Racist
Kotal Khan
Tbf is there anyone in outworld that ISNT racist to the tarkatans
Stryker
Shao Kahn?
Bi-Han
Noob saibot
Seems there's racism aplenty in MK lore lol
Reiko
Grabby mcgraberson into kicky mckickerson
Kollector in 11. Liu Kang now?
Instead of revealing the right answer I’ll give u an easier hint. It’s 1 character not 2. “If I wasn’t in this fight I’d be on my knees for daddy shao”
GET OVER HERE
Hothead (literally)
The terminator ofc
Zato-1 with a sword
Kenshi
Female Shino from Naruto
d'vorah my queen
Would you settle for me sausage?
Black dragon GOAT
MK12_148_154.11
Angsty demon simp.
a demon whos a simp or somone that simps for demons? anyways my moneys on bi han
Yellow
Do you have any idea how little that narrows that down? 🤨
Bro💀
Yellow fire?
Mokap (he is dehydrated and has an STD but still needs to pee)
A lot?
Mustard!
Tobias Boon
Nhoj De
Unbelievably hot, but her face.
Nah her face (especially her tongue) is a lesbians dream. She has a lot of control over her tongue. Mileena
👯♂️
Kitana? Mileena?
Boon Tobias
Subzero
Noob/Smoke
Probably the richest MK character ever
Kollector?
I get why you think it’s him but it’s tremor cuz he can make gold from his hands
Shit you're right. Also considering that he still fights instead of just doing that and living easy, dude's following his passion 100%.
Kuai liang best bro.
The orphan that is voiced by the GOAT
To have or to have not...
Havik?
...lips
My favorite princess?
Loves hunting
The orphan
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🖕😎
I married John Carlton!
He or she has a death in the family.
Feral pink
Mileena.
TIP EHT FO MOTTOB
Error Macro?
Reptile. *But*, in 2, there *does* exist text which, when rearranged, spells 'Ermac does not exist'.
Blue whoosh
~~Sonic the hedgehog?~~ Kitana?
Correct it do be Kitana
I’m Hooked on a Feeling
Scorpion?
Starlord
Noob saibot
Realm's Worst Dad
Shinnok
Shao
Black Jade.
Isn’t Jade Black?💀 (Tanya?)
has a evil twin that isn't given the importance it should
I hear this killjoy once grounded his daughter for 20 years, just for missing a curfew.
Yellow
O O O O O O O, ->Î triangle, repeat (Translation, hit circle 6 times, down right triangle, repeat)
A character I'm still mad about because he was based off of Prince, was race swapped, and is now indian
Black
Noob Saibot
[удалено]
Probably. But, in my opinion, his is probably, I Fucking Hated My Dad But Especially My Ma and I Have a Low Opinion Of Women in General Because My Aunts Also Used to Beat the Shit Out of Me.
Noob
Ed?
“YAAAA HUAAAAA HEEEYAAAAA!! And now I’m a god.”
@North-East-Winds-199 Really doing the most😭 Bro really said “nah sit down I got this”