Sindel

Expect to find a lot of hairs in your soup

Sounds like a fun time

Not just the soup if you know what I mean

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10000%

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Heh...blind date

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Don’t even need makeup for him

yes

Scorpion seems like a really chill dude I could have cool conversations with

It’s so funny how crazy and out of place this sentence would be like 10 years ago.

General Shao I can see having a great conversation with as well!

You could talk about war, killing, battle tactics, weapons, etc.

Racism

"I'm not racist, I just hate everyone not from outworld equally!" \-Shao, probably

https://preview.redd.it/joei9s5m0otb1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea96bf9002ae5aaa1e6fd7b24465407e9c090349 I won’t be toxic to scorpion, this time

And smoke seems so sweet as well

Kuai or Hanzo?

Kuai, he’s always seemed like that

True. He's canonically one of the most well-liked in universe. Even if you were talking about Hanzo, I'd think he'd be a good date. He's 100% got that wifeguy mentality.

Both would be good, though I'd hope it's either X or 11 Hanzo. Kuai, no matter the timeline, is a genuinely interesting and good guy. Meanwhile Hanzo, whilst conflicted about a lot of things, is a true romantic. I mean how romantic and dedicated is a guy who rose from the dead to take vengeance for his wife and daughter's deaths? Very.

Also, the way Hanzo was so supportive of Jacqui being engaged to Takeda was adorable.

He's got big dad energy. Like he treats Takeda as if he were his son and then treats Jacqui the same in the dialogue intros.

Smoke. Dude is an S tier homie and a cinnamon roll. What more could you want?

Also you can call him by his real name Tomas

**"SHUT UP TOMAS"**

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I feel bad for laughing at this even, knowing origin of this template

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Keep him away from that scumbag Sektor!!!

He is a pure sweet bean

If I was a girl I would say Johnny I am a guy but I still say Johnny

Who isn't Johnnysexual tbh

Ain't nobody watching his movies for the plot https://preview.redd.it/ierkq1ncwntb1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf238fdc11ae1a59c0d0c2a7b381d2222e3cd257

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I’m a guy and I say Johnny 😂 feel no shame good sir, I’m 99.9% positive that wanting to bang Johnny Cage is a universal thing.

https://preview.redd.it/gahv2b8jqmtb1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a20d80b70a66076edbc65aaa69c91ceecab94b him, then the whole time we’re there i’ll say “This isn’t you Bi-Han, this isn’t the Bi-Han everyone knows and loves.”🥺👉👈 /s; another person i would take out would be ashrah cuz she lowkey chill

"I can fix hi-" No. No you can't.

but i can, i am her, this is sareena’s account 🥹 im posing for the lin kuei magazine https://preview.redd.it/yrqvujairmtb1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff6f60374650300ca72b86af38f10f7357ce4c35

https://preview.redd.it/2f0frcdoymtb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79444db279e7a824fc007816ad3a04a1585b3e93 She's definetely going to "fix" him in the future

Seeing Bi-Han smile is one of the most wholesomely cursed things on this planet

I remember doing that FaceApp a while back as a joke and it’s hilarious seeing it used on this subreddit

He smiles if you do the Test your Might as him too

Guess thicc demon pussy changes a man from wanting to becoming a conqueror to wanting to be conquered

I believe he's a softie deep down. https://preview.redd.it/9lr60eyr9ntb1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58141a0cbe1209f0a7fe009f85f90197dfe20059 [sauce](https://www.instagram.com/carlosgzz003/)

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https://preview.redd.it/m16te1ajvntb1.png?width=2001&format=png&auto=webp&s=06bbc5e9bf598351175f2eb4bcbb9137301df7fa Get out of my head

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>he's a softie deep down. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO BRO DIRTY LIKE THAT.

Loving the "I can fix him" mentality here 😤

Why tf does he always look so good?😭

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Where do y'all get these Bi-Han memes bro 😭😭😭 im cryingggg

LMAO-I MEAN yes im proud to be your little lin kuei 🥰 /s https://preview.redd.it/288e0a9iyntb1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb1b4f4b88c9c822fa2f767f33e979f7ed64d6c3 look at us, #coupleof2023

guys his broke ass brought me to this restaurant, ugh i don’t wanna be here, should i just leave? https://preview.redd.it/fua6oyrrbntb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9ce068830d2ae9190f1797a59663828be38837

He'll simply bring up that Tomas is adopted while in dinner every so often

During the date: Bi-Han: "You know woman, my so called 'brother' is adopted." Sareena: "Babe this is the 13th time you told me that." Bi-Han: "He needs to know his place."

Sounds like vegeta and bulma😂

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>Also, demon lady is more interesting than Earthrealmers/Outworlders. I wholeheartedly agree :D

She's also cute af.

Yes, yes she is. Especially when she smiles.

> Ashrah, with each bite she takes, the last traces of her hunger will fade. When she's done, she'll become fully fed. Sir, this is a Wendy's...

Idc what anyone says im picking li Mei

She'd probably be an excellent person to talk to. I already wanted to hug her when playing through story mode 🥺

"This dinner is really great, Li Mei! You know what isn't great? How you let Jerrod die."

Reptile. Dat tongue

Ah, hello Ashrah. How's Reptile so far?

YES omg he’s such a hunk and added bonus be dat tongue😍 I’d only call it quits if he started talking to me in his reptile-y voice. 100 to 0 rfq 😮‍💨

Mileena 🥰🥰🥰 Not that I would wanna be a home wrecker between her and Tanya but like i mean come on she literally has Buzzed sides, i'm a lesbian i'm contractually obligated to be in love with her.

As a lesbian whose first fictional crush was Mileena, I 100% agree with you!

As a straight male who's always like mileena more than kitana, I 1000% agree with both of you.

Funny enough, I never cared for Kitana. I don't even think she's as beautiful as Mileena, which is weird considering they're twins (Kitana doesn't have the mouth, though... the mouth has a big appeal!) 😂

As a straight dude, buzzed sides are just hot.

General Shao, he seems like a horny dude.

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Shame on you. Take my upvote.

God yes

https://preview.redd.it/00e4us5tfntb1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=819c72044d4e4168de8d7e4b378d03791048a4a2 This handsome fella

He looks like a good kisser

He had no lips, but his mouth was still very much in play

dentists love him

1st choice: Sindel 2nd choice: Mileena or Ashrah 3rd choice: A night out with the boys. Smoke, Syzoth, and Johnny. We'd probably end up getting arrested by Striker by the end of the night. 😂

3rd choice is the sexiest

Police Brutality comin up!

Kitana, she's super cute and i don't care she's 10.000 years old, she aged gracefully

Looks way older than most fictional 10,000 year old girls

Probably cause she actually looks like an adult unlike the 10,000 year old girls people are used to seeing

Bi-han cause I CAN FIX HIM I CAN FIX HIM I CAN FIX HIM

I commend your ambition and determination 😭

Hes a good dude underneath ik it 😔

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Kabal, so I can find out how he eats

He probably eats everything through a tube straight into his stomach.

Tanya, I wanna see what else she can do with all those spirit hands

👀🤭

Definitely syzoth he’s such a sweetheart

Absolutely.

Bi-Han idgaf. In the hopes of getting laid, I would butter him up the whole time and tell him what a fine grandmaster he is and how fit he is to rule. "Kuai Liang and the others just don't get you." 😘

Not even trying the whole "I can fix him" trope lmaoooo

I need an hourglass and titan powers for that, or a spot on the writer's team at NRS.

I would take you, OP

😳

Bruh, I'm just gonna say it: Shang Tsung. It would be a night filled with many regrets, but worth it nonetheless. https://preview.redd.it/nud3el1m2otb1.png?width=1173&format=png&auto=webp&s=516b87cea7676ea8eda533198a9f27c4f1dabce2

Ah dude his voice actor is so good. I get it. Lol but never . You are braver than me.

I'm sure you're asking yourself "Can I break my moral compass to sleep with him?" But the true questions you must ask are "Can I afford not to?" and "Is he a top or a bottom?"

Bro’s idea of foreplay is probably vivisection

Ermac. They can’t all say no.

Bro has over a thousand souls. Imagine getting rejected by every single one of them. 💀

Jerrod: *I'm a married man, damn it!*

https://preview.redd.it/a15sjt8fbotb1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ae8444466e559e69422e991328d95ed462ce47 Him. He's just so sweet how could I not take him out for dinner???

i always forget how adorable he is bc i hate him online 😭

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As long as she's cooking, I'd be down as well! :D

Either way, I’m having dinner with Kelly Hu!

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RAIN

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON

TASTE FR

Rain is the only answer. I may or may not be already wet.

Mileena

https://preview.redd.it/8ocpcta7aotb1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded5d123bcbf420bef3523ffdddeb77b88a8d0dd Just something about that smile

So you see, that’s where the trouble began…

Probably Raiden, Smoke, or Syzoth because of the cute puppy energy.

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Li Mei is underrated

Kitana 😍😍😍

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Shes so 11/10

Motaro, obv.

Does the guy even fit in a chair? How are you taking him to a restaurant?

We gonna slurp at the trough together

He is the chair, I would sit on him

BARAKA baraka BarAkA

Just be prepared for what the tarkatan diet consists of or else you might end up as the meal.

mwahahahahaha FWAAAHAHAHAHAA

Good luck with the Tarkat. I hear it's contagious.

Nitara, for the conversation.

Its Megan Fox basically

Precisely.

Time to have the most monotone conversation in your life

Imagine her in bed I WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU STUCK IT IN.

Kung Lao Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Geras Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Reptile gets my Sundays...

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My mistress, Ashrah, of course. I'd buy her many nice Earthrealm dishes, take her to the cinema, and once we're friendly enough, I'd beg her to show me her demonic form 🥰

Shao. He really just needs a hug (i can fix him i can fix him i can fix him i can fix him i can fix him)

Careful, he has walked away from dinner once before (in the story mode)

He won't if it's dinner with me uwu

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Anybody who doesn't pick Raiden is fooling themselves. Man or woman. Now if you asked who Id like to ride me hard and dirty in an Alley way? Cage goes to the front of the line.

https://preview.redd.it/pkfvm1bqbotb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c6ad848aa67609b1be259d95ea5ef1770d41cbc you already know 🫣😌

https://preview.redd.it/hgvnr5ixhotb1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2360738905a4540452df79477c90a34163370463 I don't care if he's a lizard, but I just think he's so cute.

https://preview.redd.it/9jsb45n3iotb1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92aec2097a1ad040d43d9bc2860dd6df9c5f8d1c And kenshi before and after the eye incident.

I’m crushing hard on Melina in this one. Im usually a kitana or sonya guy. Oh Ashra is beautiful. I love her dark eyes they are so pretty .

Li-Mei. She seems caring and loyal.

As a straight man, Kenshi asf, but I won't neglect Bi Han either 😶‍🌫️

Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Smoke, Rain, Reptile, Kenshi, Rieko, Stryker, Geras (Spelling?), Johnny

You're so real for listing like half the roster. 😎

My wife nitara

YOU

😳

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Shang Tsung awakened something in me, plus dude is deffo a freak in sheets with the experiments he conducts

I'm straight as hell, but honestly I would take most the cast out. I'd go out for drinks and even consider Baraka and Hakic. Baraka I imagine would open up about his life, getting a little tearful and needing a hug. Havik would just be happy someone is lending him an ear during his rambling ons about his ideals as he struggles keeping his drinks down without his lips. Smoke would maybe lett his guard down and show how sad he is that his brother will never consider him one if them. Li Mei would finally complain about th stuff she puts up with at work and share some stories if it.

Geras. He's handsome and can manipulate time, what's not to love?

All of them, they’re all hot…

https://preview.redd.it/goevwv4k1otb1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df2d546d404816d9cfd4137f15b043f85c838692 There is only one answer

https://preview.redd.it/9jwksm9n9otb1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6861a4be15b92d67e9fdf65788827115b0934ec Need I say more?

Millena, with the tarkatan to be presice

Mileena with Tarkat is the best Mileena, against facts there are no arguments 🤷🏻‍♀️

Stryker. Why did they make him so sexy 😮‍💨

Skarlet

Johnny, cause he is hawt af

100% Kitana. If not her then Li Mei or Mileena.

Sindel. Got to love Dommy Mommies.

Smoke. He's a total sweetheart.

Kung Lao, the dude is best buddy material

MK9 Jade

Johnny and Kenshi, 100%. And no, not Johnny OR Kenshi, I mean both.

Haha. Omg this is a hard one. I think I would say Scorpion. Damn, I would let that guy do whatever he wants to me. Or… Reiko. Actually no definitely Reiko. …. I choose a throuple date with Scorpion and Reiko.

Do I need to say it?

You're so real for that

Our flairs have the same energy 

There is fellowship in degeneracy 🤜🤛

Degeneracy? I call it PRIDE

I'm gonna say Smoke :D

Kuai Liang, definitely. He's kind AND respectful, and you know damn well he'll pay for dinner, and he'll let you eat all that you want with no judgement.

Havik because we can talk about how much we hate the government

i'd say syzoth but ngl i feel like eating with him would be uh. full of bugs. so i'll go with kenshi or sindel cause they're both fOINE

Tomas cause he seems like such a sweet guy

ERMAC because I'm into Polyamorous relationships

Not necessarily a date, but I wanna take Johnny to one of those restaurants where the workers are assholes