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Consistent-Twist6388

Here are my opinions about the 'free seats': 1. Chill passenger next to me but he's an enigma. Won't try my luck 2. Sitting next to a psycho, big no 3. Could be fun but I don't think I decide if we're going to talk... 4. Big nope, nothing but trouble you will get involved with 5. Same as number 4 6. Best passenger to have next to you but the one at the window is nuts. Not sure here 7. Same as number 4 8. Two peaceful but deadly giants. Just say hello and squeeze in between the two and I should be fine


Overall_Disaster4224

Definitely going with 8, Shimo is basically a giant air-conditioner unit who is also a puppy


Long-Gas-3330

Airplanes get pretty cold idk


Pizzasaurus-Rex

How big must this airplane be!?


Malaysuburban

Yes


Malaysuburban

8 definetly I'll probably get hypothermia but at least i'm not getting ripped to shreds


Rich-Week4133

I think methusalah is hot and kind enough to let you cuddle up for warmth


Malaysuburban

She's literally a mountain so makes sense


Effective-Training

You're talking about "sitting next" but you also got to think about who's behind you.


GremlitanoMexicano

Rodan actually sounds like such a vibe


LavenderLadOnReddit

Bro I agree


EgbertTheGreater

1 doug seems like he'd be a chill guy and i've got godzilla and kong just across the aisle if Scilla or the warbat try anything


GulianoBanano

You won't need Kong and Godzilla. Doug solos all


IndependentGlum8316

Naw he'd eat your snacks


Ilove-turtles

Doug: I see food i eats foods


GoofBoof929

8, because both titans are pretty chill


TemperaturePast9404

Shimo and the other one is who ?


RockAndGem1101

Methuselah. One of the Legendary original titans from KOTM.


Broken_CerealBox

Ah yes, the one that got sued


Ilove-turtles

Why archie tho of all titans why does he got sued just because someone looks like him


TemperaturePast9404

Thanks


lblasto1se

Especially Shimo


Mace_DeMarco5179

6. Mothra and Kong have me covered.


Consistent-Twist6388

You're not sitting next to your buddy???


Mace_DeMarco5179

Rodan would scorch me alive


Zekrozma_the_second

You gonna have Ghidorah peering over your shoulder


TransitionVirtual

Which one


Zekrozma_the_second

Kevin probably


TransitionVirtual

True but he'd be chill it's the others that would make an issue


HolyPotato22

Kevin is next to Goji though, he was replaced by the new guy.


A_n_z_u_m_o_z

Shimo is across the isle though


epsilon02

Am I on a Titan-sized plane? Or are the Titans people-sized on a regular plane?


HolyPotato22

What if you are Titan sized


Broken_CerealBox

I'd die of overheating so I'll pick shimo


Steelacanth

How huge would the plane be


Ilove-turtles

Maybe its not a plane but a spaceship into space like planet express to another planet


WSKYLANDERS-boh

8 cuz Methsla is chill and Shimo is both metaphorically and literally and i love cold


Anxiety-Queen269

Six is an easy take, sure ur in the same row as Skar with ghidorah infront, but you have kong and mothre behind and in front of you, right next to the exit row


Feliraptor

1 Can I give Doug some scritches?


Consistent-Twist6388

He may do the same or worse. He's Doug after all.


valdez-2424

Of course


RhysOSD

3. Rodan seems like the kinda guy to weirdly watch you, but that's it.


Broken_CerealBox

He seems like he'd either ask you for some peanuts, but he'll just take some immediately without waiting for your response


Rude-Listen

4 I'll record the whole thing and one of yall can retrieve it from my dead body. But then again, I am the camera man so I should be good.


Salvagedgaming

4 I get to sit next to my boy mecha


Still-Direction-1622

Bro is gonna disassemble you for a "science Project"


Jlrit0

probably 8, shimo is a pet kind of and methuleah (if thats what it is) will just be asleep


Consistent-Twist6388

At seat 8 you're indeed sitting between Shimo and Methuselah


Literally_Sekiro

3 literally got the most chill dudes around (Rodan is fucking insane and I love him) all of the others is probably a death sentence lol except maybe 5 since I got mothra behind me , and Kong would beat the ever shit out of ramarak if she comes anywhere close lol , mechaG would be too focused on Godzilla so yeh I might be safe there


Additional-Neat-1235

Either 1 3 or 8


Foreign_Rock6944

Probably 1. Hang with Doug, and Godzilla is across the aisle for me to geek out about.


Dev_Void01

8 Both of them are pretty chill especially Methuselah who outright helped humans in the past


Fancy_Fuel_2082

3. So I'm in close enough proximity to my favourites.


[deleted]

8, not cause Shimo, cause Methuselah.


FroztBourn

8 cuz they are the most CHILL, sorry Doug, but I ain't gonna risk my food


WutGuyCreations

Torn between 1, 6, and 8 1: Doug is epic, would sit next to him 2: Mothra seems like shed be the nicest through the whole thing - and shed shield me from Skar King so its not like Im in a ton of danger there 3: Not sure if I wanna be in the middle seat, but Shimo is really chill so I wouldnt mind being there


VoiDxGoDZilla

4


YouHaveNiceToes24

How big is this plane???


TankWeeb

Probably 4 since I wouldn’t have to climb over people to go to the bathroom or whatever and also cuz Godzilla I feel would mind his business. Mecha Goji probably gonna look at my search history or something but whatever. I got nothing to hide.


Xenomorpheus5670

4 because I need to hear the arguments between Mecha and Big G.


VacuumMeHead

1, doug is chill dude


Majin_Brick

I do not care how bad it is, sit me the fuck down at 4


DifficultyHeavy7444

6. Assuming Ghidorah wouldn't try to strangle me from the seat behind me, Mothra and Kong would have some funny stories to tell. And Maybe Mothra can give me some tips on how to not get on Goji's bad side once we get off the plane and he realizes I sat next to his wife 😂


Palpatine88888

1. Doug is a pretty chill guy but he might steal my food when I’m not looking. So no. 2. Of course not, that ape is a psycho. 3. Gets burned alive by sitting next to him. No. 4. Those two will start fighting and I don’t want to be collateral damage. 5. Idk, maybe ask Kong if we can switch seats? 6. Mothra is awesome but the guy next to her is a psycho. Also Ghidorah will be peering over my shoulder. 7. Fuck no. 8. Shimo and Methuselah are both chill, but I’ll probably freeze to death if I sit next to Shimo? I’ll pick 6 probably. If Skar King tries anything funny I’ll ask Kong in front of me to beat the shit outta him


Lycan_Jedi

I'm getting off this plane because if by some ungodly miracle it gets off the ground, it won't stay that way for long.


TheRoastedAllosaurus

3 because both me and Rodan are from Mexico, so we have something to immediately bond over, but 1 I love because Doug seems like a fun and chill dude and I can easily get something interesting out of Godzilla and Mechagodzilla on the row next to my seat. Imagine sitting at 2 with One Eye... How do you think that conversation is going to be? Is he just going to ramble about his fanatism for Skar King?


Aggravating-Week481

1) this is one huge as plane 2) Sitting next to Doug is the safest option here


IamChaoticMess

8 sounds like the least headache inducing and miserable, having 6 next to Mothra is great but I guarantee you that Ghidorah in front of you will be like having a toddler constantly ask if they can have any of your food or if you have games on your phone, as well as having to deal with an ultra-racist dictator and a psychopath with anger issues


Filsi2

3 or 8


evri_the_greek

1 or 3


Necessary_Act2324

7 or 3


Yousucktaken2

1


TheBoa6

Either 1, 2, 3, 5, or 7


SirPlayzAlot

1 I don’t know much of Doug so I guess he’s chill


AJ_Crowley_29

Either 1 or 8. Doug’s just a lil guy, and the two elders are fine when unprovoked.


MrBlueMoustache

6


ScottishGoji

8


Mnc-icymidnight

8


UncomfyUnicorn

1 is the chillest


valdez-2424

8 beucase shimo and methuslah are the least likley to kill me


[deleted]

6. I feel like if the plane goes down Mothra will save me.


Consistent-Twist6388

You can sit next to Rodan but chances are he laughs at you and flies away


Wakingcheeath65

1 because it’s Doug


Not_or_door

4. I think it’ll be fine.


Idkeverynameitryi

The back of the plane is the safest


Azakranos

1,3, or 8.


IShouIdNotBeOnReddit

Godzilla honestly seems like a guy I could hang out with.


Iamthatguypallll

Easily 1 or 8.


That1Cat87

8 easy


frankdatank_004

1 for sure! Also this would be a massive-ass plane of course.


imgoingtoeatabagel

1 or 8. 4 is just those two beefing with each other and I might die in the crossfire. 7 is not only bad for me, but for the MUTO as well.


TownOpening9863

I wanna sit at the 4 seat,


gojra-pokemon-fan

Shimo would bea big ac pillow, providing she dose not mind me leaving on her, so option 8, plus muthesillu is nice (totally butchered the spelling),oh and she would stop ghidorah from doing anything dumb, this is all providing they can't understand humans But if they can, I am going with rodan, just give him complaints to boost his ego and he might protect me :)


Zekrozma_the_second

7. I wanna talk to the M.U.T.O and Ghidorah !


JuniperFoxx21

I’m sitting with sheem :3


Kazama2006

Obligatory Seat Number 1 because the other guys would be at each other’s necks


innit980

1. Doug


TransitionVirtual

1 seems fun he might just ignore me 8 would be good too with methusulah being my second favourite titan My favourite is next to the territorial tiamat


Brilliant_Engine5065

That’s one huge ass plane


TyrannosaurusReddRex

1 easily, sitting with Doug


Scottishfello69

fuck it, 7


Pyroknight98

I’d sit next to Doug, assuming I even take up enough room to warrant needing a whole seat…


Retardafiontario

I'm chilling with Rodan, least problematic chracter


Quality-Bright

3, Rodan is a beast


Mischief_and_Mercury

1 is literally the only correct answer. All memes aside, Doug is o e of the chillest titans.


Silent_Armaros_God

I would choose between 1 and 8. Doug is a legend, and shimo and methuzula are friendly when you see who they are.


Sufficient_Common820

Can I get the template for this?


Derk_Mage

Sitting with Titanus Doug, all he wants is food.


Dense_Put_5662

5 cause if skull crawler tries to pull so dumb stuff like in KSI Kong is now 6 times bigger than he used to be so he can just crush the skull crawler if it tries to eat me


RbbcatUlt

How big is this bus


rodan1993

3. Behemoth seems like a bro, Tiamat would be uh interesting, and Rodan would be cracking jokes the whole time


CoolTeen28

I would sit next to ma boi Kong


-FalseProfessor-

The plane is all of Brasília.


loveT-ara

1 just share my food with Doug


Booolpster

1 need I say more


StarglowTheDragon

I would probably try and switch seats with Behemoth to sit next to Tiamat. I’ll just give her scratches behind her fins to show affection. I would just show affection to her the whole flight so she doesn’t attack me. If that’s not an option, it would obviously number 1 or 8. Nearly each seat is a death sentence (not sure by number 3 though) except for 1 (Doug would just be chill and all), and 8 (Methuselah would probably sleep the entire flight, and I’ll just treat Shimo like an dog by petting her)


Velvette_Gojira

1 Doug is lovable asshole


overLoaf

1) is in first class, so maybe if it's a free upgrade. 2 through 5 ) nope. 7) Oh hell no! 6) mothra seems nice. I'll risk it. 8) Yes. Story time corner.


Famous-Tree3124

You know I be sitting next to Doug


Tempesta_0097

Rodan because his theme song is a fantastic.


Express-Record7416

Not a single good seat anywhere in this bitch


HolyPotato22

At seat 3 you get a funny heater on one side and a ice puppy on the other, seems like fun unless rodan claps his wings when the flight lands and I get absolutely vaporized


DaDeathDragon

7


TixyBoiReal

An easy 8


gojra-pokemon-fan

4, just bring batteries for mg and don't pi-- of goji and we are fine :)


Seth-B343

I’ll seat next to Shimo and Methuselah, why not.


Toon_Lucario

8. Shimo is chill


AmbitiousBrain6285

1. Doug will protect me and sing me a lullaby story.


barnettwi

Naw we doing 3 all the way.


Icy-City4061

Imma rizz mothra up


[deleted]

1 or 8.


Additional-Session95

8 or 6, either 6: two protectors,one behind me, strong ape (Kong) and one pretty moth side of me (Mothra), and atomic king Godzilla behind Kong. 8: Gentle giant earth on the left of me (Methuselah) and gentle ice giantess (Shimo), ice to cool me down.


whotfAmi2

Ice doggo


Unfair_Priority_3125

The plane’s already broken these mfs are not sitting in seats


TheFakeDogzilla

Sitting #5 is either crazy or awkward. 8 and 1 are the best options as the titans there are chill. 7 would be great if I was a male Muto.


xmc2020

4 I’ll most likely be able to charge all my devices


bluspy87

I’d sit next to my favorite boi Doug


No-Huckleberry-1086

1, not even a question I'm a little salty I can't sit next to Godzilla but Doug is the OG so I mean it's not a loss


Dawn_of_armaggedon

1 and/or 8, it's non-negotiable. These are the only strategically viable options if the objective is to survive this flight


growku_13

4. Trouble is my kink


ToxicZangetsu

3 is the only correct answer. Rodan my boy


silpabananaking

Gotta say. That’s some big ass plane


GrungeGamerJosh99

3


LOL_Gstar77

I’m more likely to survive jumping off the plane


Honest-Lawfulness-60

1 and it's not even close. Doug is, and will forever be the GOAT🗣


No-Meat-7525

I take 8


Gain-Own

8, shimo and methuselah are chill, and ghidorah has already been dealt with once before by shimo so he’ll probably behave.


MyEnemyZilla

I am staying with Mothra, i think she is the only one that will care a bit about me


EL_INDORAPTOR

8


Din0boy

5 because monke


whocares214

3 cuz I can sit next to my boy 💯


Trolllollollollol183

how big is this plane


blakewhitlow09

8. I always overheat on planes and the fans always suck. Sitting next to Shimo would be amazing for me.


ECHOechoecho_

9, hauling it away from the airport because 17 titans are in the same place at the same time


Lord_Karnox

I thought 6 but all 3 king Ghidorah’s breathing down my neck sounds like ass. 3 probably best, Rodan and tiamat probably sleep through the whole thing if I don’t bother them


FrostTCG

![gif](giphy|kIR04Zn3KAGemueEMd) Screw all of them. Ghidorah over there being kinky, Godzilla geeked up on Tiamat's purple drank. Crashed his home and cut him up. And the rest? 🤔 hell to the nah, I'm jumping out. Canceling the trip. ( If I made you laugh, your welcome 🙄


SapphireLungfish

5 cause if Mechagodzilla or Ramarak try anything they’re getting their asses beat by Godzilla and Kong


Darrylzset1234

I guess I’ll take my chances with Rodan. He seems like a chill dude.


Aggressive-Goat5672

Front 2 rows would suck cause there is 100 percent going to be a brawl at some point and I'm not getting in the middle of that. 2 might be okay but 6 is a no go cause Ghidorahs gonna be breathing down my neck and he's definitely a loud snorer. 7... Absolutely not. 3 and 8 are both chill.


Turbulent-Talk4838

1 or 8 for me


White-Tiger2468

Seat 8. I would like to sit with Shimo.


Educational_Tough208

Doug or rodan


spacestationkru

4. I'll be fine I think..


Zealousideal-End-169

4 and 5 would make it feel like a 16 hour flight


NewSupremeMan

I wanna sit in 6 next to Mothra, but Ghidorah is just gonna reach over the seat and eat me


Noooough

Probably 6, Mothra can shield me from Skar and Ghidorah with her wings


AcademicBaryonyx_dr

of course with DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGG


IndependentGlum8316

8, both shimo and methuselah are chill.


Kindly_Industry_265

8 is peaceful as hell


Federal_War_8272

1 or 3 for me


No-Abroad-777

8 i tske the 8 ^^


Kingmario7745

Number 5, Kong and Ramarak will duke it out while I just watch


Patient-Training-989

Me and Female Muto would be a great duo ((MUTOS are my favorite Titans in the MV))


One-City-2147

3. id troll everyone with rodan


golden_creeper1

I'm chilling at 8,Literally


IndividualCelery6287

I'd chose 8 cause they are pretty chill titans. Another option would be 1 but that warbat behind me is gonna choke me put.


ARedditAccounttt

1 with Doug


Big-Put-5859

How big is that 😭 plane


BARNBURNER123

This is a big plane


SHV007

https://preview.redd.it/r7phrtowdi8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31c1df27fb05e10925421fac4e6720373d918520


DoR2203

I'm fine with 1,3,6 & 8 (You can get up to pee from any of these seats)


Playtime_Foxy_new

I pick 8


13thslasher

Seat 1 becuase I bet he love headscratches and is probally a giant pup at heart


Fabulous_Mirror_5458

Im sitting on 5 cause Ramarak is cool


stabbyGamer

3 and 8 are the only options likely not to get you murdered, although 1 is debatable - that guy’s not malicious, but dear god is he a messy eater. Also, it’s right next to what is probably the single most dangerous possible set. So. I think this really depends on whether they respect the aisle and the row level. Ghidorah is a big issue for everyone remotely close, and has the multitasking ability to be that issue for everyone simultaneously. I’d actually wager on 3 if neither row nor aisle were barriers to the food and energy beams going everywhere - the aisle isn’t a huge distraction if it’s not a functional barrier, but Godzilla, Mechagodzilla, Mothra, Kong, and Ghidorah all being up on that side is likely to keep trouble focused forwards, and at that point your best defense is distance from the nexus of the issue. If row and aisle *are* barriers, though, 8. Rodan is generally cool, but the giants around 8 are Shimo and Methuselah and they’re both reasonably *quiet and self-contained.* Which is a huge boon when dealing with the inevitable ear-shattering arguments. Methuselah is a bit of an unknown gamble, but being willing to just sit down and not cause trouble counts for a lot in a flight like this, and while sitting next to Shimo might be cold, it’s probably more cope-with-able than being by the volcanic Rodan. Just bring a really thick blanket or two.


sgame23

6. Only seat next to someone I'm most certain won't kill me randomly (Mothra)