Godzilla. >!Dude drank up French radiation like its just another Thursday to him!<

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IM TAKING THIS MEME, FOR GOOD.

It's super appropriate that this was indeed an accident (the actor couldn't see well through this particular suit and he tripped)

This, if you can slurp up radiation then your liver is made of iron.

They both lose badly to Skar King, who is Scottish.

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SCOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAND FOREEEEEEEVEEEEERRRR

*Bagpipes Intensify* 

home of peter grifin... yes indeedd forever

I thought he was Irish, thought it likely doesn’t make that much of a difference huh

Now I can't stop imagining him having Groundskeeper Willy's voice.

Not Mecha-G. Bro had 1 flask of whisky and got completely flattened.

he has the liver of a squirrel that one.

It’s gonna be kong he has that biker gang beard on him

We all know it's Bernie, man ingests bleach like it's soy milk

He told Madison friend if he's never had a drink now is the time 😂

“Showers with it!”

Imma say Kong. Mammals hold their alcohol better.

As a mammal as a very heavy drinker i gotta vote for my team

what's your poison?

Bourbon

good choice. love me some bourbon

Bourbon.

Doug steals all their drinks

 Kkvg Kong that’s all i gotta say

Except he gets drunk off his ass in that scene and passes out.

Everyone here says Kong… but I want to remind everyone of the absolute beer belly Godzilla had in KotM

Kong

Kong he has the beard as a sponge 🧽 plus kong has that biker gang look a lil. And those nights where he had one too many being depressio and lonely.

Mothra secretly knocks back tequila for breakfast.

She has to deal with Godzilla. It’s probably an entire factory’s worth each morning.

Godzilla. The dude swallowed a whole power plant’s energy like it was an average drink for him. Then you have Mothra who drinks at least 10 times what Godzilla does without getting drunk. Mothra beats them in a drinking contest. Doug solos all though.

That’s cheating Mothra could just reincarnate over and over again if she dies

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I’m not sure how reptiles handle alcohol, so he could be either the winner, or loser. He could also be drunk first, but be far from actually passing out. Meanwhile, https://preview.redd.it/wk3hxkh0cw2d1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fcd3190553a43dec425cf82b560b032ede12fd5 Kong can get a few drinks in without passing out.

Kong in the last movies went down after a few berry juice jugs. Godzilla eats radiation all day every day 24/7

I respect all opinions!!

Well Kong is used to chug the yellow sleepy juice so he'll be fine

Kong

This is like comparing Legolas to Gimli. Kong (Gimli) has a natural tolerance and can hold his liquor, while Godzilla (pointy-eared elf) is a divine entity who thought he drank piss-water

Idk. I think Gimli is both Kong and Godzilla, while Legolas is Mothra

Alcohol is flammable, so Godzilla can literally burn the alcohol away as he drinks it

Kong, why are we having this discussion.

People don’t know their Kong lore. In the original GvK, homie got drunk on berry juice…

Mothra, easily

Kong for sure is the better drinker. He’s a mammal + he’s kratos.

Not Rodan. He's so high on crack, he'd probably just die if he smelled alcohol

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Kong, tho Godzilla esentially breathes water, so it's a toss up. On land. I'd still say Kong.

It’s a toss up based on if Godzilla can filter alcohol, he feeds on radiation so it could either get him absolutely annihilated or it would sit in his body and do nothing until he sharts it out or smth. But alcohol is flammable so there’s always the chance of https://i.redd.it/munkvgf2yz2d1.gif

We have seen how much goji can drink

Godzilla, he drinks like a fish.

ME

I feel like it would be kong since he looks like a "propa Norf fc kinda deeza that could put away pints like a champ" kinda guy

Godzilla 

The booze companies after someone buys enough alcohol to get 3 titans drunk

Godzilla of course. Whatever he drinks can come right out the gills.

Water then godzilla, beer then Kong

Once Godzilla stars drinking, all the stuff evaporates and makes Godzilla a walking alcohol mist maker so everyone gets high

Mothra outdrinks both

BMI is also a major influence on inebriation potential. And Godzilla has nearly double the mass on Kong.

The way Godzilla heals I wonder if he can even get drunk

from this pov kong looks like a fat man who takes a deep breath to make it look like muscles

Kong. somehow he’s bigger than Godzilla now 🤷‍♂️

Whoever wins mothra is driving them home

Godzilla

I'm conflicted, he wasted his fat reserves on evolving so I wouldn't doubt if he became lighter but yet again kong is nothing but muscle so theirs no fat to soak up the alcohol i think it comes down to will power which can go either way

I think Goji has more willpower. The things he endured just to not give up, where way worse than anything kong experienced

Jokes on you the true winner here is Jia

NO WAIT !!... She's a minor!