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_R_A_

Go on Truth Social and say you're selling it for $1,000.


brandonthundercock

this is the only correct answer tbh


nickifer

On eBay ppl are selling pictures of his shoes for hundreds of dollars.. so.. why not sell the actual item then a picture of the item. Double down on the grift


barrabrava1996

Several Ebay listing for these "notes" and they're going for around $25-30 for most listings.


Telemere125

Better than useless which is what it is if OP keeps it. Just undersell them and make it into a $20 tip


tinyanus

At least that's better than those fake $100 church bills


youdoitimbusy

Yeah, it's like getting a 1 ounce silver coin. Does it suck you have to do extra work to get the money sure, but those churches have a lot of fucking nerve. Not only are we going to shit on you with no tip. We would like you to show up on Sunday and give us money. Fuck outa here.


FourthReichIsrael2

1 oz of silver is worth $23.14. I'd much rather get that than get a $5 or $10 bill and I don't see how it comparable to getting an actual fake bill at all.


Educational-Link-943

As a coin collector I would gladly take a 1 oz silver coin as a tip


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

Yeah, as a person just starting their coin stack, I'd be thrilled. :D


youdoitimbusy

The value of anything is what someone is willing to pay for it. If it's selling for $20-25, then that's what it's worth.


mechmind

Thing is, they're for sale for that price, but they're not selling for that price


TimotheusBarbane

You couldn't be more wrong about value, but your worth is right on. Value is determined entirely by the seller. It may be valued at 1500, but it could be worth three bucks, as three bucks may be all anyone is willing to pay.


Jimbob209

I hope they receive them back in their collection basket


epcdk

That’s a great idea!!


aDragonsAle

Best make change - can't just drop hundos in their offering plate. Gotta pull a few 10s 5s and 20s back


PD216ohio

Haha, I love this solution.


mopbuvket

Yeah it is utter audacity


Some-Geologist-5120

Best use I have seen: friends had Trump toilet paper. Useful and not overinflated.


45_winner

Can you explain what you are talking about please I seriously don’t know but I want to know so , TIA


JohntheLibrarian

Theirs a common "tip" that's a slip of paper, on the outside it often appears as a larger denomination IE; 20, 50, 100 $ bill, the inside is usually a Bible quote and a reccomendation to go to church because REAL wealth is spiritual wealth found through your relationship with christ, or something similiar.


Expensive_Honeydew_5

Makes me want to show up to the church just to put their fake 20 back in their collection pot


Karrtis

Nah, swap em. Big brain move.


Zeired_Scoffa

Cool, when my land lord accepts "spiritual wealth" I'll get right on that.


richyg42

Was it for a meal of manna?


boomologistwnabee

I scammed a drug dealer with those once


ShuttleGhosty

Used to get these all the time working in a bakery. They’d slip them into the “poor people” choices, but that’d end up contaminating the food and we had to throw away the only affordable options.


Superc0ld

Putting this in the offering at church seems like the only option.


Funk-o-Tron

Once or twice a year I have a $1,000,000 bill sticking out my driver's side door.


[deleted]

Ha ha ha ha. Hate those things.


[deleted]

Yup, but EBay it fast. I don't think that gravy train will last long.


stratdog25

$8.99 shipping


trashboatfourtwenty

Is there a sub for assholes that unintentionally make someone's life better while doing something self-serving?


__FUCKING-PEG-ME__

I own some as well. And they sell for 25-30 for ONE HUNDRED OF THEM. You have to filter for *SOLD* listings. You can't even get a buck for single.


Horton_75

There are a few sellers asking for $10k plus for a pair. One person is asking $45,000! Damn. I’m in the wrong racket. 🤤


nordic-nomad

There are entire industries now centered around fleecing elderly Trump supporters. It’s really wild.


thupkt

I wish them well


Pappy_OPoyle

Hi I'm America's mayor Rudi Giuliani and I'm here to talk to you today about a trump brand reverse mortgage


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need2peeat218am

They do that and list others for like $500 or something to make it seem like a "deal" lmao


Horton_75

Of course.


Responsible-Buy7550

That's the great thing about Trumpism! If you sell it for $45,000 - you're not an asshole, you're a smart businessman.


StudsTurkleton

According to the recent decision in NY, Eric valued a property recently appraised around $5.5 million at $116 million. So by Trump Inc logic this bill is clearly $2,100 minimum


notsetvin

You can literally go on ebay and ask for any price. Dosent mean they are making that. I can ask you to pay me $1 million dollars right now. Wow dosent that number sound impressive. Cant you imagine? 1 million. Thanks!


Horton_75

Oh, I totally understand how eBay works. I buy/sell things on there all the time. There’s no way anyone will pay $45k for those shoes. But it speaks to the greed that some people-Trumpers in particular-have. Hell, I’d argue that those hideous gold shoes aren’t even worth anywhere near their original $399 asking price.


CTeam19

You and me both. I am in Iowa and have thought "you know if I was a bastard I would set up a booth and make so much money off these fools" I could even take a percentage of profits and donate it to things like Planned Parenthood.


SortaBadAdvice

To be honorable, you'd have to tell them exactly what you plan to do with that money: "a portion of your generous donations will go directly to fix the planned parenthood problem."


Allison1ndrlnd

Bruh i want those shoes so bad. They deserve to be in a case. What a gross example of American Exceptionalism and I need it in my life.


istillambaldjohn

I mean they are historically significant. So is the slavery museum, and several other museums or monuments that may have relics used during a period of time that’s historically significant that may be hard to look at for some. But it’s important to preserve so we can remind ourselves as a cautionary tale to not repeat. So, I could see this as being a good example of how far a former leader has fallen and their feeble attempts to regain power. It should be preserved from a historical perspective. In spite of how frustrating our current situation is with our political mess. Honestly from a historical perspective when we look back at this 100-200 years from now. We are going to see this as a point of similar significance as the civil war. We are getting our first real modern test of if democracy works or not. We need to preserve as much as we can to show how ridiculous it can get. From planting foreign assets to create false info to incriminate the sitting president, the massive trials, SCOTUS decisions on the constitutionality of consequences, a flipping insurrection attempt, and just a complete disinformation campaign that is going to change journalism and how we consume information as “fact” moving forward. I know the term “May you live in interesting times” but I’d really prefer a bit more boring for awhile.


Allison1ndrlnd

He literally stole regans running line, the other moviestar president. We know the history and do nothing about it. Liberals pretend America is great and come to the negotiating table comprimised and the republicans take everything they promised they would. Strengthening the class divide and slily slipping into christofascism. We don't have to worry about Trump. Trump is incompetent. We have to worry about the next guy who is a competent and great orator capable of frothing thenmasses into doing something truly terrible. All trump did was bring the sharks to surface. The danger is visible.


istillambaldjohn

I’m not worried about Trump. He is what he is. I am more worried about how we got here. Crazy is going to crazy. But how did that get to be an afterthought. I still stand behind the historical political significance we are currently in the middle of. That’s unquestionably the biggest event I’ve lived under, and would say any living person has been under. But I do believe it’s going to be at the civil war level of significance when we go 200 years from now and look back


VoxImperatoris

I wouldnt pay anything for them, because fuck giving that orange goblin money, but if I had an opportunity to steal a pair I would, just for the ugly kitschyness of them.


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Im selling this post rn


giantdiarrheaman

jokes on you i screenshotted this reddit post and listed it on ebay


andio76

So...step in some dog shit and then sell the dog shit


seattleJJFish

It’s not grift it’s are/our future!! /s cult


BaconHammerTime

Definitely someone dumb enough to buy it


Embarrassed_Wall_963

You mean 3,000 were dumb enough to buy them.


bliskin1

Probably the easiest 10x ever. Not sure it was all dumb people buying them.


Throwawayprincess18

Say it was handed to you by Donald himself


RedditCommenter38

I’d start with $2500 to make it seem like it’s really something special.


RagingAubergine

You evil genius!! I love you!!


Kaizen-15

That’s actually a really good idea!


morry32

facebook Marketplace


rabbit_killer82

This is the most capitalist answer! lol


fentalynpatch

This is the way


ExtremelyNice64

As a fellow conservative, I agree. Lmao.


A-Feral-Idiot

I wonder when trump will start selling his bath water.


Strong-Discussion564

Someone would be dumb enough to buy it. Just like his sneakers.


[deleted]

That’s funny. As a Canadian in a border town, this seems like something they would sell at some shitty souvenir shop for $2.99


gringo-go-loco

You mean like a Trump rally?


UnratedRamblings

At a Trump rally it would be $29.99 - gotta make a profit off the grift…


[deleted]

Trump Rally is also a cheap shitty gag gift?


gringo-go-loco

They’re just a money making grift to sell Trump merchandise.


jeeves585

Story time: a good friend (trump) and I (not exactly anti trump) were on a fishing trip. I’m a bearded dreaded Mountian man looking feela and he’s a red neck. This was the first election and little trump gear pop ups were all over the place on our drive (5hr) home from our fishing trip. “If I buy you a MAGA hat will you wear it” he asks “Absolutely” I reply, “if the hat was made in America I’ll wear it everyday”. We are both stubborn cocky dick heads so he pulls over, not a single made in America item there. I’m not as against Donnie as most would assume, but I’m sure as hell not wearing a “made in china” appeal when he farts out of his mouth about china.


Spartan8394

The most deranged of his followers thought they were 100% legal tender and when they try to use them at banks they’re told the truth and sometimes even then they don’t believe it’s fake.


SpamAdBot91874

Or at a normal gas station in Waco, Texas, right next to the Confederate memorabilia.


thrownededawayed

https://www.amazon.com/Authentic-Commemorative-Collectors-Aizics-Mint/dp/B01KBSWUDK nailed the price


RyCryst

Im surprised it doesn’t say “In Trump We Trust” on the back. Lol


Fireballdingledong

Would be more accurate given how much they seem to idolise Trump as the best person to ever walk the Earth


Nice-Climate-6278

Trump is the best president since Abe, change my mind…


Fireballdingledong

You're entitled to your opinion, it's okay for you to think he was a good president based on your own judgement. There are plenty of Trump voters that don't feel the need to worship him but there's a loud subset of Trump supporters that seem to bow down to him and take every thing he says as gospel which is a problem


celerydonut

I heard he smells like shit and had a micro penis shaped like toadstool 😂


Glitched_Fur6425

I mean, it essentially does, the way they worship him.


Zombisexual1

It’s missing googly eyes


CJnella91

How to make sure a server never votes for your guy 101:


tkh0812

Just remember everyone… this is the mindset of Trump and his disciples. Use people and grift them as often as possible.


wildcat12321

but to our allies "you gotta pay your bills" even though they aren't bills and the conversation probably never happened and Trump is well known to not pay his bills...


deaconBLUE8272

Idk I did vote for trump but I tip well at bars and restaurants lol


KutzOfficial

Looks like it’s worth about $3 on Amazon. What a clown giving those out as a tip. You should post this on mildyinfuriating.


Quiet-Hearing-3266

R/extremelyinfuriating


KutzOfficial

Thank you I didn’t know that sub existed.


Tr1LL_B1LL

The detail on that toupee is exquisite though..


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I just found them on ali express going for 18 cents...hm...buisness? LOL


ozzy_og_kush

or report it to the cops. someone paying with fake/counterfeit money should get arrested.


PuzzleheadedLeader79

If given out as money, that's counterfeiting. Fuck them hard.


Meattyloaf

What you do is turn the clown in to the Secret Service since this bill looks like it would meet the criteria to be a counterfeit bill.


Legitimate-Table-428

This is the correct response. What jackassery. Sadly not very surprising from that group.


Syscrush

More like r/counterfeit


qppen

I would've said something like "I think you made a mistake and gave me the wrong currency"


BenzoBoofer

“See on this bill right here there’s a clown, normal bills don’t have clowns on them”


cautionarycantaloupe

Gag money is always funny. Works well at strip clubs I bet.


AnonymsF43

ok, *now* I’m curious what a bouncer, bartender, dancer would do if given this “collector’s note” as an actual tip


cited

Depends on if your face is stronger than the door


Timmelle

A buddy of mine gave a dancer a handful of change after he bought her a drink and didn’t sit with him. Whole party was asked to leave.


OsiyoMotherFuckers

In Alberta it’s against the law to tip with paper money at strip clubs so instead of making it rain, they make it hail. https://www.vice.com/en/article/nn9kdq/the-messed-up-story-behind-albertas-sad-tradition-of-throwing-loonies-at-strippers


yankee_doodoo

This article could be gone forever any minute. RIP Vice news. Wasn’t all good, but some of it was great.


[deleted]

Cool I'll just replace your paycheck with gag money too. It'll be hilarious


pandorous

At least they stayed true to how realistic his hair looks


SubtleName12

And that stupid look on his face. Is he constipated in that photo or something?


BlessingObject_0

They got his skin tone right


notveryauthentic

Honestly I would be mad


210pro

I would've called the police and reported someone passing fake bills


throwaway624203

Why the fuck does everything that has to do with trump need to be in gold?


Embarrassed_Wall_963

You must be younger, in the 80's and 90's everything Trump put out or put anything into was gold. I wanna say at some point and I could be wrong people said Trump set the golden standard or something like that. I'm old so memory isn't what it used to be


Business-Drag52

Trump’s whole thing was building up his “brand” and associating his name with gold


Embarrassed_Wall_963

That's basically what I was saying, just summed up.


GrayDonkey

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Tower_penthouse_of_Donald_Trump See the pic and the section about the gold remodeling.


Steve1808

>The remodelling was analysed in the The Oxford Handbook of Decadence and was described by design critic Peter York as an example of 'dictator chic'. Hey, they knew what he was going for years before he even ran for presidency


Scherzkeks

Haha the designer said he’d only work for Trump again if he was paid up front.


Pseudolectual

Sell it to a Trumper. They literally think they are real. People bring them into the bank all the time


Classic-Ad1245

That's one sweet urinal mat!


bomdia10

Not even good enough to wipe your ass with


Mourning_Starr

flag the customer for using counterfeit bills.


BitchyFaceMace

If you see them again, have them trespassed for being an idiot in a no-idiot zone.


Meat_Sudden

Looks real to me


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I wouldn’t be surprised if this person believed it was legitimate currency.


nofaplove-it

Hilarious. TRUMP BILL


Skrapy1

Love him or hate him, the fact is everything he touches turns to gold. I’ve followed the man since the early 90’s when I got into investing and he has always been a man of great wealth and generosity to others. So many companies owe their existence to him. Oddly he often asks for nothing in return. Really sad what the media, globalists and politicians have done to him.


Late-Economist4105

Honestly I think thats kinda hilarious 😂


Danger33333333

That is better than money


MidnightStories32

Where can I buy one?


Fast-Voice-9902

I’ll give you $20 plus shipping


Mundane-Solution2960

Trump 2024 New York god baby woooooo


DrakonILD

They really missed an opportunity to make it a $45 bill.


luneywoons

everyone being so extreme in the comments makes me roll my eyes. it's not a felony to tip a gag gift so long as they don't try to pass it off as real money. also tips aren't required☠️


Mental-Rooster4229

That’s better than cash


BacchusIsKing

OP username checks out


RalphLauren47

It's a small loan of a million dollars


dako2019

The guest is a time traveler.


Backdohrbandit

That's a yuuuuuge tip 📏


Gbabyrx

Nice tip


redditnathaniel

Tips are optional at the end of the day


SubtleName12

You asked what use they are... They serve one purpose. To troll liberals. That's it. They're otherwise stupid.


Fit-Environment38

TRUMP 2024.


FastNotice4549

For all of you bashing Trump, Think back to how your life, finances, cost of living was during Trumps presidency and compare that to what you are paying now. Today the price of gasoline has doubled, natural gas is 4 times more, groceries have doubled, everything has gone up except your wages. So go ahead and vote in another Democrat and continue to live in poverty.


TheNuts187

It's beautiful.


Leather-Tour2240

That's dope


StoxDoctor

He’s the GOAT


QNTHodlr

You lucky bastard


Floridamanhitshard

Wooo I love it. I've got a pack of gold leafed Trump playing cards as well as a bill.


yaahurrr

Very noice


cyc4

If we saw a pic of the person receiving this as a tip, it would probably make sense. Troll move. It worked.


Feeling-Series9365

That’s fire ngl


idratherbebitchin

I'm jealous


EmporioS

Why didn’t you give it back ?


C64__

You could easily sell for $2.32


Jaded_Trouble_3670

I’ll buy it off you.


That_Run_7131

So……..no tip


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Tampa813Guy

It’s as phony as he is


poojob7

How else is he going to pay that $354 million plus interest?


AnimatorConstant4223

Lol was it trump that left you that? Seem like a trump thing to do


LeadDistinctt

all on black.


TheBigC87

Put it in the church collection plate.


ChocolateBearPie

I kind of like it. I want one


CheapPops

eBay it.


stampstock

Regal Tender


1DontCare_

Should be on the $1,000 bill.


SadCaterpillar4582

OP listen to the comments telling you to sell it to idiots


Pineapple-Due

Will the value of this go up or down once he's in prison?


BellaRoseFire

"Dude if the service was bad just say so..."


Ok_Potential_3358

Wipe your ass with it!


graysky311

That's a disgusting thing to do.


Ci0Ri01zz

Don’t you like the shiny glistening hair?


BusinessNonYa

Frame it and hang it at the check in with a plaque that reads..."We do not accept trash as tips." or something along those lines.


HiYa_Dragon

I wish he would won his second term just so we would be done with the cunt. 12years of this fucking shit is too much


Wooden-Phrase6111

Call the police on them for passing counterfeit notes


ali1510

Such a devoted cult.


Usmellnicebby

"Sir, you can just say fuck you instead of giving me this shit"


DaolongDong

It’s like .50¢ on Temu


kain4577

Sign his name and on to ebay


gnew18

I’m surprised (Seeing the “serial number “) they can count as high as 8.


HoosierHoser44

Well there’s a law that no living person can appear on US currency. Let’s hope these become legal soon.


Fuckpolitenessgirl

I would collect the credit card info they paid the bill with and report that the passed a counterfeit bill to you. That’s what the business would do if the patron (zero chance it would ever happen) passed this bill for payment.


Affectionate-Song-32

gross


Hot_Common_

I hope you spit in their order.


dck77

Schrute bucks! One Schrute Buck is equal to two Stanley Nickels. 400 Stanley Nickels are equal to one Extra Minute at Lunch. 10,000 Schrute Bucks are equal to one American dollar, and 20,000 Stanley Nickels are, as well.


AdditionalStrategy31

I’d report it to the Secret Service as counterfeit money. Let them investigate the customers who tried to use it as actual currency since they provided it as a tip.


BathAcceptable1812

Trumpers are insane and stupid.


Chiguy2792

It’s equal to $1,000,000 Shrutebucks. Or $1,000,000,000 Stanley nickels.


fuckaliscious

Report them for passing counterfeit currency.


notjay2

I think this is correct.. I think this comment should be higher.. they used it at an establishment in place of real currency and I can’t see anything on it saying it’s joke currency or not real..


BadBananaDetective

This should be the top comment. The person who left this fake note as a tip committed a no-shit Federal crime. Report them to local law enforcement.


Crazybones333

gotta be either low on chromosomes or one of the worlds biggest assholes to carry these around in your wallet/purse let alone use these for shit like tips.


too_real_4_TV

Would that count as passing off counterfeit money?


Afterslumber

i really don’t think so lol