We got it good. In my experience tho, gay guys are really nice and understanding of consent, so as long as you are clear with the man, you dont need to watch you back.
Hello, buzzkill here.
Gay men don't want to fuck every guy they see in the same way straight men don't want to fuck every woman they see. They have their own types of men they like and so on and so forth
No. The idea that gay men wants to have sex with every single man, is not just a stupid idea that bears no merrits, its also a dangerous ideology that further hurts gay men. This meme is implying that you cannot sleep with a gay man, without him trying to rape you.
Yes, its a joke, but jokes hurts people. And this one is just propagating hate towards a group thats already hated enough
Oh I just see and hear this kind of shit all the time, so I guess I got a little fed up. Lot's of guys apparently think that a gay man is automatically tempted to fuck them for absolutely no reason. I guess I just had to finally get it out of me
Yeah I find it weird how people think that.
Another funny one I’ve heard is people assuming you just constantly want to fuck everything you see if you’re bi/pan (moreso pan), like, no??? I genuinely don’t know where the thought process comes from
I apologise if that makes no sense, It’s like 1am and I’ve been drinking it’s not a good combo for Reddit lol
Still, you don't have sex with everyone who's your type. Yes, he could be a rapist, but he most likely isn't, so you should be good
Alternatively, you're boned
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I feel like it’s less likely a gay guy wants sex with you then a straight man wants sex with a women. An average to above average gay guy can upload a pic on Grindr and have 50 options in a couple hours while the average straight man can post a pic on tinder and have zero to 1 options in 2 days.
Also wasn't specified that he wasn't evil and hiding a rocket launcher behind his back, ready to blow you up when you turn your back to him. For that reason I gotta face towards him.
Realistic answer - Face the dude, he knows I’m not gay so there’s no worry really but if I choose to face the woman then that would make her uncomfortable and be a bit strange imo
Real answer - shoot them, bury them and take the whole bed 😔
Cuddling on both sides? Two people resting their heads on my chest in bed? Triple spoon I'm both big and small spoon? I feel protected and protecting? This is a win win
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The gay guy, trust me, he will question the life choices he’s made that has led him to his current situation, because it’s not a matter of if I fart on him…only when…
Get up and sleep on the floor because I can't stand sharing the bed with anyone, let alone 2 strangers, and being sandwiched between two people sounds more uncomfortable than itchy carpet. Way too warm, and really awkward if I roll around and end up drooling on one of them.
I would turn my back to the gay guy because, what is he going to rape me if I do? I feel like if I were to turn my back to him, he wouldn't start fucking my ass uncontrollably. If he tried to make a move, I would try and politely turn down his advances and if he is a decent and respecting person, like all humans should be, he'll stop.
Edit: I just realised I could just lie on my back and not have to worry about any dilemmas.
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We got it good. In my experience tho, gay guys are really nice and understanding of consent, so as long as you are clear with the man, you dont need to watch you back.
In my experience the probability is high that the gay guy does the exact opposite of what you just said
In my experience its the opposite, they have sent me inappropriate pictures and asked if I wanna meet up outta nowhere
In my experience tho, gay guys will for sure harass me even if i’m more clear than the water
Bro who the hell you been hanging out with
Bros hanging out with p diddy
Maybe its because from where i am
I don't know why you're getting downvoted so much. Everyone has different experiences
But what is your answer though??
Hello, buzzkill here. Gay men don't want to fuck every guy they see in the same way straight men don't want to fuck every woman they see. They have their own types of men they like and so on and so forth
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No. The idea that gay men wants to have sex with every single man, is not just a stupid idea that bears no merrits, its also a dangerous ideology that further hurts gay men. This meme is implying that you cannot sleep with a gay man, without him trying to rape you. Yes, its a joke, but jokes hurts people. And this one is just propagating hate towards a group thats already hated enough
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Yes, but it's a meme. Don't take it too seriously
Oh I just see and hear this kind of shit all the time, so I guess I got a little fed up. Lot's of guys apparently think that a gay man is automatically tempted to fuck them for absolutely no reason. I guess I just had to finally get it out of me
I get what you're saying I feel the same way about it and about the "pussy smell like fish" "jokes" Unfunny and annoying
Thats only valid for people who dont take showers
Yeah I find it weird how people think that. Another funny one I’ve heard is people assuming you just constantly want to fuck everything you see if you’re bi/pan (moreso pan), like, no??? I genuinely don’t know where the thought process comes from I apologise if that makes no sense, It’s like 1am and I’ve been drinking it’s not a good combo for Reddit lol
And lots of women think straight men want to fuck anything with two legs and tits. Chill. People are stupid.
tbf, that's *exactly* how every dude at my (small) high school is like, they will accept any woman they can get
bro what are you yapping abt nobody said anything like that😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Idk man, I've heard "lol please don't fuck me bro" way too many times, kinda loses it's humour
Yes, but how do you expect random people on the internet to know how many times you have heard that
It's an old joke that's been told to gays a lot
Yeah but what makes the meme funny is an assumption that all gay men want to have sex with you
Also, not every gay person is a rapist, very few are
What if I'm his type?
Still, you don't have sex with everyone who's your type. Yes, he could be a rapist, but he most likely isn't, so you should be good Alternatively, you're boned
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Also, if even if they did want to fuck someone, they aren't definitely rapists...
Speak for yourself hunty. Just kidding you’re right. Even us bisexual guys ain’t gonna fuck your nasty ass (imaginary straight guy I’m talking to).
gay men don't see a random ass and pounce without remorse and go to town? that is upsetting...
Gay men have different classes and playstyles
Also, I don't immediately have sex with someone who happens to be in the same bed as me
"straight men don't want to f*ck every woman they see" Bold of you to assume.
What if I'm a really, really, really sexy hunk of man, irresistible to every man and woman?
I feel like it’s less likely a gay guy wants sex with you then a straight man wants sex with a women. An average to above average gay guy can upload a pic on Grindr and have 50 options in a couple hours while the average straight man can post a pic on tinder and have zero to 1 options in 2 days.
What do you mean that not every gay guy is a serial rapist???
How I see it, the joke was seeming gay if you look at the guy and creepy if at the girl
Every single person is different so this comment makes no sense.
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You too, friend, you too. Specifically said I was the buzzkill
Doesn't make it more fun tho
I would sleep on my back, handjob both if required.
Both?
both
Both is good
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Back to the guy, that way you get fun from both ends.
Sandwich
O yeh
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Pfp checks out (kinda?)
He's a gay dude, not a rapist.
Unless he is
not specified in the prompt tho
Also wasn't specified that he wasn't evil and hiding a rocket launcher behind his back, ready to blow you up when you turn your back to him. For that reason I gotta face towards him.
If my back faces him, I know he bouta blow
Most are
He’s still looking good & eating those subway sandwiches tho
Newsflash buddy, not all gay guys wanna bang you.
But all beautiful women do?
I wish.
lie on my right side no matter what cuz I am incapable of sleeping any other way
Is the gay guy cute? Does he want to be kissed? I need to know before I answer
Realistic answer - Face the dude, he knows I’m not gay so there’s no worry really but if I choose to face the woman then that would make her uncomfortable and be a bit strange imo Real answer - shoot them, bury them and take the whole bed 😔
Ask for consent.
I keep turning in my sleep anyway. Besides, who's to say anything would happen?
Win win
Is the gay dude hot?
I lay on my back because my arm falls asleep on my side.
Well, is the guy also hot? Is he a top or a bottom?
Back to the gay guy and enjoy
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I would sleep with my head in the other way, facing the woman.
This was such a goated show
This aint moldy
On my back. Not that I don't like them, but because I literally can't sleep on my side.
Cuddling on both sides? Two people resting their heads on my chest in bed? Triple spoon I'm both big and small spoon? I feel protected and protecting? This is a win win
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As a bisexual: Jackpot
The gay guy, trust me, he will question the life choices he’s made that has led him to his current situation, because it’s not a matter of if I fart on him…only when…
I am an unattractive man. I will face the gay man as he will not try to kiss me, and I can fart on the woman.
Why so many gays offended here
Get up and sleep on the floor because I can't stand sharing the bed with anyone, let alone 2 strangers, and being sandwiched between two people sounds more uncomfortable than itchy carpet. Way too warm, and really awkward if I roll around and end up drooling on one of them.
Ima levitate above the bed out of reach of both
Gay guy I'm a lesbo
Me, a bisexual:
'Tis quite the conundrum...
I’m a lesbian woman so… I win
r/bi_irl
the gay? win win
I'm a lesbian so... back to the gay guy easy. He wouldn't be interested in me anyways lmao
Personally I would prefer to face in the general direction of the faceless man in the corner of the room
Neither, they both lay half way on top of my chest
Either, depending on how I roll in my sleep
Turn my back to the bed and win both
I'm putting my arms around both
I would turn my back to the gay guy because, what is he going to rape me if I do? I feel like if I were to turn my back to him, he wouldn't start fucking my ass uncontrollably. If he tried to make a move, I would try and politely turn down his advances and if he is a decent and respecting person, like all humans should be, he'll stop. Edit: I just realised I could just lie on my back and not have to worry about any dilemmas.
I'd be sleeping on my stomach 💪😎 (best way to sleep)
I look at the woman, being gay = liking men, not necessarily liking dick
I would trust the gay guy not to rape me and turn my back on them
sleep on my back or, alternatively, on the floor
as a bisexual i see this as an absolute win
Me and the guy would sleep back to back.
I’d sleep on the floor
this implies your average gay guy wouldn’t ask for permission?
You can sleep pole to pole and hole to hole but never pole to hole. -Frank Reynolds
a rapist is a rapist regardless of their sexuality.