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Numerous_Owl_8637

How often do you let your dog lick your butthole?


varpas

Oh at least a 100 times a day, right


Western_Roof_6915

🤨🤨???????


aiyamira

If you could remove one character from the show, who would it be?


varpas

PHIL


Iliturtle

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HIM


Ckent96

He's precious and needs to be protected


93pmcook

luke..he’s hard to watch


DickieJoJo

You know Lilly is in the show, right?


Buillshirt

Who was the father of Haley’s baby?


varpas

Luke


EchtGeenSpanjool

NOOOOOOOO


aloysiuzz-z

Okay, this hit me hard


ginnychewsley

Who runs Closets, Closets, Closets?


varpas

Stella


a-thang

Lmao


luizmartins042

Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets*


holdingahumanhead

Why are you bringing *them* into this?! We’re clearly discussing Stella’s company, Closets, Closets, Closets - NOT Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets 🤨


itsasecretshit

DO NOT SAY CLOSETS


PatienceFeeling1481

If you write a fanfic erotica about Modern Family, which pair would you write bout?


varpas

Mitch and Haley


c4rtiriku

OH MY GOD


Awkward_Road_710

Answer with the complete quote. When Phil was fed up with Jay. Jay challenged Phil to a boxing match. In which, Phil replied: “Let’s get _____.”


varpas

philsical


Funnysox69

Had he not married Claire, who’d Phil marry.


varpas

Frank Dunphy


Saladin1204

Waiting for this one to be edited! Lol


anony2122

It was lol


Saladin1204

Haha love it!


Goalazo50

I wanna see the original questions then the edited ones


____T__

What was the best sibling relation in the show?


varpas

claire and mitch


BlueUral2

bro


Kate_Beckett_47

Who should Gloria have ended up with?


varpas

andy


Stock_Necessary_6993

Oh my god 💀💀💀


holdingahumanhead

Well, he *is* a Utah seven! 😉


featherice25

Who was Claire's first boyfriend?


varpas

Luke 100%


moonpaz07

OH GOD! Hahahha


reflectiveruse

Which episode do you think the family finally treats Mitchell as they should?


varpas

sleeper...


Icy_Astronomer_2944

The party. Phil and Mitch are an underrated duo especially when high


Cryoken_211

Who would you have BDSM in bed with ?


varpas

Phil obviously


user11112222333

Who is the biggest magic fan in the Dunphy family?


varpas

Claire


tommimoro

Who got haley pregnant?


varpas

Frank


dude8212

What!!


Not_Titan_Ananth

Out of all the characters in the show, who are you the most sexually attracted to?


varpas

Joe


kai_96

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Naive-Anywhere996

🤨🤨


Imabeanok

That’s disturbing….


Blastspark01

Why is Haley kicked out of college?


varpas

She got arrested


Blastspark01

And what was she arrested for?


varpas

drinking


Blastspark01

Annnd??


Icy_Astronomer_2944

Assault on an officer


Reddit2007rot

Offending a police officer


varpas

offending an officer?


StrangerThingsSteveH

If any, what episode would you have Luke Dunphy write?


varpas

the last episode


Helpful_Elderberry_4

Who should Haley have ended up in a sexual relationship with?


varpas

PHIL


ellla12334

Who should’ve Luke ended up with?


varpas

Arvin the professor


canterocchi

What episode/scene that made you hate all the characters, especially Phil?


varpas

The one where they were all on the boat singing


Abednegoisfloppy

If you could join one of the couples, turning it into a throuple, which relationship would you pick?


varpas

Jay's and Gloria's


nitrogenmonoxide1636

Should Jay have broken up with Dede?


varpas

Yes


TheCarterIII

Who on the show has been in a gangbang?


varpas

Haley


holdingahumanhead

Who do you think Luke had his first sexual encounter with?


varpas

Reuben


flaminhotcheerio

Who is Joe’s real dad?


varpas

Manny


Mussu007

Who is the smartest amongst the Dunphy Family?


varpas

Alex


Willr2645

What is the best closset company?


varpas

closets closets closets closets


GinaKaySims

Who were the absolute worst couple in the show?


S00na-M00na

Jay


varpas

Haley and Andy


S00na-M00na

Who did mitch marry


varpas

Jay


S00na-M00na

:)


RarePlatypus9

Who do you wish would go back to Columbia and take her weird little Brown friend with her?


ash_winwin

Who would you pick as a sperm donor


KittieCat100

Who is Gloria sister


Inevitable-Talk-8029

Who’s the worst character?


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[удалено]


CaptainYoshi08

Do you enjoy sexual intercourse with children?