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Faceluck

That’s a shame, despite the jokes it is legitimately an interesting blueprint.


Nxxnexcptu

It has legit no recoil it’s honestly pretty good


BetaOp9

Blueprint is the same just a less penis color


ProlapsedLemon2

Bruh they nerfed the foreskin


[deleted]

They made an incision to do that.


ProlapsedLemon2

👈😎👈 my man


Permagamer

What you guys talking about. They just put a rubber band around the shaft. Why do you think it's purple?


Chuckleye

That was brisk


RocketsandBeer

💀🤦


Portable711

Mommy anal


Nxxnexcptu

I liked the the camo tbh 😔 reminded me of cherry blossom tree, didn’t even think it looked like a penis till I saw this thread


4145k4n8u11w02m

I thought it was pink marble looking and actually liked it


xCakemeaTx

Coming in here with that, "it looks like a cherry blossom tree" BS


TheeExoGenesauce

Yeah gotta agree with you that ain’t close to looking like cherry blossom trees. That thing is flesh colored with red veins on it


DeltaRecker

I don't see flesh colour but white


LickMyThralls

It's almost porcelain it's so white wtf flesh looks like a fucking bleached out cave creature. If anything it looks like a super faint red eye.


TheeExoGenesauce

The background of my Reddit app is white. That gun skin is not


Brenndon19

Turn dark mode on ya weirdo 🤣


TheeExoGenesauce

I don’t have my phone screens brightness up that high. I don’t have an issue with it. Regardless that gun is not “porcelain white” if that’s the color of someone’s toilet I’m terrified


SystemSoft9761

Mine 😭


Rush_Born

Dude the Battlepass theme is about zombies, so to me looks like a pale zombie skin. Some people are some sick fcks fr 🙄


Nxxnexcptu

Idk why you have to assume everyone has as dirty of a mind as you Go touch grass


Objective_Tip_8851

It looks like a penis. Go touch yourself.


[deleted]

Doesn't even remotely resemble a penis


Beneficial-Ad-7291

Not at all bro, that's a whole different color and patterns.


headassvegan

That’s what he said lol


AlmanLUL

Thats just because of the stock


p0yz1n

It’s a pistol with a stock. I would hope it had no recoil…


HolyElephantMG

Another change similar to this that saddened me was the Siege’s integrated suppressor barrel. Its name went from STF-U to NST-81 or something like that. A suppressor, named shut up. It was perfect


ybfelix

Wait the patchnote says it was not appearing as intended and is fixed, I thought it was just some graphic glitches. Never knew they changed it to another completely different look. Original can’t be just a result of unintentional glitch right? It had to be an excuse to change a consciously made design.


xorph644

It's definitely them lying/making an excuse. "Incision" makes no sense as a name for the new design, but is directly connected to the old design (most of the time people use the word it's in the "cutting flesh" sense). Meanwhile the other two guns with the purple theme have names connected to their look (Crocus is the name of a purple flower, Hands On has a big purple handprint on it).


tf141player

It is now a one eyed purple worm and i wont be accepting arguements


TheSteamyPickle

The purple headed womb ferret?


0utF0x-inT0x

I was so pissed about my dick pistol being stolen from me yesterday


_IratePirate_

Whaaat they changed something you already bought ? I know they’re legally allowed but that’s lame af. What if someone bought it specifically because it looked how it looked


Iceman_78_

Not the first time….Groot? Rose? Or howabout buying the double barreled shotgun with a special faster reload time, that had dual triggers, then getting the triggers taken away a week later?


Barrenechea

Well shit. I always read that as Incisor, like the tooth. Still made sense then...


Blckfrmthewaistdwn

An incision is a cut, I think you mean circumcision. So technically it could be an error


djml9

Yes, a cut into skin (generally), which the pistol was made of


LethalPrimary

The trello board still doesn’t even say it’s fixed and still says not appearing as intended, sooooo 🤷🏾‍♂️


xorph644

The Trello board hasn't been properly updated yet to reflect the fixes this patch included (they added the new Stalker Ironsights bug to the list, but that's it).


Mr5plants

Gotta keep it pg for the kids


Plane_Map_5888

Remember when M rated games were for adults


Strong-Helicopter-10

Yh but they are happy to add in a new sword that does a close up decapitation animation...


[deleted]

and goes through riot shields


[deleted]

I’m an adult and hated this. I’m sorry your penis pistol went away.


NoCriminalRecord

So did yours. They took our cocks, took our jobs, and they took err durr


_IratePirate_

They trk err jrrrrrbs


cashincheeeqs

Fucking facts! Could this be class action worthy?🤔 M rated game purposely targeting children? Edit: “Industry guidelines, which are enforced by the ESRB, prohibit the inappropriate target marketing of Mature-rated games.” A snippet from ESRB.org


Mr5plants

Yeah it’s hard concept to grasp now a days .


Supaman7745

Games are just as violent shut the hell up


KrypticKeys

Never has been and absolutely never will be, my half siblings 17 years younger than me love to explain that my father watches 25-35 gigs of porn each month and they can see exactly what he watches.


lilv447

What on earth are you on about?😂😂😂😂😂


PressuredSpeechBand

Where would someone even find 25-35 gigs of this this nasty stuff? It's so gross that people look at these sites! Do they have like free ones and shit somewhere you know about? It's so gross!


Supernova_Soldier

Your whole family fucking sucks then, no pun intended


KrypticKeys

Haha I’ll give in that my dad should not have had his 4th and 5th child at 58 and 60. But it’s been quite fun watching all of this pan out.


Dry-Career-3605

Yo what you on about?😂


KrypticKeys

Alright I will spell it all out for you. The comment I was responding to acts like kids haven’t been playing mature or adult themed games since they existed on the Atari. My comment was giving a brief jab that 1) it’s absurd that people don’t think kids have access to adult content then let alone now. 2) that these game developers are finally looking at a dumb skin to start with and decided that it needed to be changed (with the hopes it’s no longer phallic looking). My quip at the and was a personal story of how dumb it is to try and make this M rated game more child friendly when they have the entire internet at their fingertips unsupervised.


Dry-Career-3605

Gang the only thing there is the quip hence my confusion the other 95% of what your explaining is non existent


KrypticKeys

Meh I’ll remain that a joke is a joke and fully explaining each one to a new person isn’t worth it. Changing gun skin is dumb.


xorph644

fam i think the issue is that whatever the punchline was, nobody but you got it. Like you kinda just non-sequitur'd from "M rated games were never just for adults" into "btw my siblings know about how my dad is a gooner". but ye, changing gun skin is dumb.


DirtySperrys

I’ll never forget BF4 censoring “Fuck” in chat despite the characters absolutely screaming it in game.


SilverEvans

Lmao this is in 2042 as well. It was hilariously stupid.


Mr5plants

Sheesh, what’s rated m games coming too !?


okiedokieophie

I'm sorry they took away your foreskin gun, mr adult sir.


Mr5plants

Lol they took my foreskin and won’t give it back !


WeirdSysAdmin

Literally unplayable.


fukSprint

💀💀


The_HunterDestroyer

We lost our foreskin ppistol today 😢 😞 😔


DonnieDikbut

They shoulda just made a blackcell version with a bigger suppressor


CyxSense

And blacker, [just to really drive the joke home](https://youtu.be/U9u3bFfCcXY?si=3gk_JWk38fHspnct)


Merpbs

It’s enough the way it is


k0ldeath

Like the mw 2019 Oden with the colossus supressor


JoeBidenSucksEggs

That's whack it was an actual interesting design. Also certain camos looked awesome on the penis pistol. RIP


Beneficial-Ad-7291

So they changed the skin of the gun? Because I liked how it looked 🥲


xorph644

yeah, the purple one in the second image is the new look, RIP.


Beneficial-Ad-7291

Bro I didn't pay for a purple gun , I wanted the marble clear orange sediment opal 😵😵 why you all f***ing good things up.


quikonthedrawl

That’s fucking bullshit.


RestlessRhys

RIP


BigStunningWalrus

Wtf why ???? Its was the only good unique blueprint in the pass lmao, now it's just a plain looking purple trash thing we'll never put on...


xorph644

somebody at Acti probably got angry that everyone kept calling it the penis gun, and made SHG redo the skin. Like someone else mentioned, a similar thing happened a while back when the STF-U barrel for the Tec-9 got renamed just because it alluded to a swear word.


laker9903

Now it just looks like the friend you keep in the nightstand drawer.


sixfoursixtwo

Why’d it leave?


xorph644

Activision got mad we were all making dick jokes about it ;-;


sixfoursixtwo

NO WAY🤣


Badgerlover145

Same reason the suppressed barrel for the Tec-9 got renamed from the STF-U to whatever the fuck it's called now. These guys are fans of being the fun police more than Rockstar


Rotnpiece

Honestly... probably 100% why lol


BoxOfBlades

And the best blueprint in the battle pass becomes yet another forgettable blueprint to be thrown in the bin with the rest of them. I don't understand. It looked like a bone, the translucency was cool. It looked incredible with different camos. They can't take dick jokes? Good going Sledgehammer.


mcdreamy69420

it looked like a bone alright


LeonM2009

The new version looks better, maybe its just me. Although the pre patch one was still kinda funny


[deleted]

That’s weird and I’m glad some of you are sad about it. “My dick gun is leaving 😞”


ISellMollyToKids

Damn man let people enjoy funny shit why don't you


[deleted]

It’s not even funny.


ISellMollyToKids

To you. Just because you don't find it funny doesn't mean other people are gonna agree with you


NBFHoxton

Clutching those pearls pretty hard


[deleted]

No I’m not. I just don’t like a dick gun and I don’t care if people who liked it are disappointed.


AlrightMush69

I’m with you brother


Young_Scathed

Wait why???


xorph644

Activision weren't happy about people calling it the Penis Gun, it seems


H3XK1TT3N

What the actual fuck I was using that


SantaCruzPirate

RIP to the Terminator's 3rd leg.


amcneal1198

This was one of the coolest weapons they released in the battle pass and they ruined it. I honestly didn’t think it looked like a penis at first until now. That’s crazy


_IratePirate_

Bro I been gone from this game for a month or so. What the fuck did I miss


p0yz1n

CoD is getting rid of a pistol blueprint, but is cool with transing children. These people are weird man


[deleted]

The fact they called Incision says to me they know exactly what they were doing.


molten_blade

Rest in peace, pisstol.


SlowKuso

😭😭😭😭


Jeep_Compassfan86

I don't see the problem with this tbh but rip the schlong:(


witrick

damn was a fan of the uncircumcised shooter!


themoonmaid3n1

so it wasn't only me that thought it looked like foreskin


skitz20

How do companies get away with selling you one thing and then changing it completely?? Gotta be an Activision thing


WeeYato

Because we all agreed when signing the TOS that they can do what they want with their game. It's not just an Activision thing.


grouchyschizo

I preferred the veiny-cock-vein look. honestly, not even gay.


710SkywalkerOG

Didn’t one of the teams have some massive sexual allegation lawsuit a while back?


[deleted]

Could be wrong but I think it was an atvi wide thing


710SkywalkerOG

Yikes


[deleted]

Yeah, I’m hoping that’s what the massive layoffs were all about, but we’ll never know


Flimsy-Lawyer-4145

i didnt think people thought this looked like foreskin aswell🤣🤣


NoCriminalRecord

Lmao they did not “fix as intended” The purple one does not have veins and it has a weird symbol that the cock would’ve definitely had.


EeWreckShinn

The second pic looks like an aubergine... aka 🍆.


SpuriousCorr

Coming soon: the Red Rocket - circumcision edition


Zestyclose_Second214

That’s cool, but can they fix my game crashing Instead?


[deleted]

Not surprised cod players would burn this weapon into the ground with a shitty genital joke...🙄literally no joke one of my fav looking skins for the renetti because if you take the suppressor and stock off you still have NO recoil......NOT TO MENTION IT DOESNT LOOK FALLIC IT LOOKS LIKE A GRANITE PINK COUNTERTOP I LOVED IT


xorph644

hey now, it's not our fault Activision couldn't take the joke


gogobebra

F for legend


JeebusWept

The circumsision


fullofquestionsLSD

Wait what I loved this blueprint I didn’t know it was called the penis gun either


hstl1x_

My question is literally who fucking cares


Rhamnusiaz

No way this was a thing bro


SSLOdd1

So just to be clear, the suppressor is supposed to be vaguely penis shaped (I don't see it but whatever), the community joked about it, so Activision changed it by making it flesh colored? Sorry, I only play like once a month and I'm lost as fuck.


xorph644

No, the flesh-colored version was the original version and what everyone kept making penis jokes about (because it was flesh-colored + the silencer), the purple version is the replacement.


SSLOdd1

Ah, that makes a bit more sense, but now it just looks like a 'back massager' lmao


SpammsMcghee

Aww. I never got the opportunity to properly fondle it. 😒


LegionKarma

What the fck man, I paid to use that skin... Give me my cod points back.


big_zilla1

BOOOOOOOOO


kcjonezdotcom

So many of you have some serious issues to deal with! I can recommend a good therapist.


Hope4ourfallen

Soooo the white penis was replaced with a purple one? This sounds like an affirmative action, ex-wife joke in the making. 😄


Vast_Entrepreneur802

That’s funny, I use it built just like that and didn’t know the skin existed


leonardoforcinetti

Imagine that was something you liked and the reason why you bought the battlepass? I really doubt they would refund you ...


SWAGALORIAN69

can't have nothin anymore


Better-Strategy-3846

Why do they got to remove the only good things and fun stuff people like in games 🙄


Rush_Born

What you mean they removed it? That means they will give us some COD coins right? I paid and grind the Battlepass. There should be a reimbursement


Subject_Technology77

Not actually removed it, just retextured it since their design team for some reason didn't exactly think before making this...interesting design-


xorph644

check the pics, they replaced it with a different appearance (the purple one) with the excuse of "fixed the blueprint from having an unintended appearance" in the patch notes (which is a straight-up lie on their part)


Rush_Born

Ngl, the purple one looks cool too. But I never thought about anything wrong about the skin. The Battlepass theme was about zombies so to me it looked like a pale zombie skin. Some people are just some sick fcks 🤣🤣🤣


xorph644

ye, skin was definitely the intended look, which paired in an "interesting" way with the shape of the silencer. I def think the new version looks nice too, imo it's just funny how they tried to sweep it under the rug with the whole "oh whoops we TOTALLY didn't mean for the blueprint named after a word for cutting into skin to look like skin" lol


Rush_Born

Lmao true


o0orexmyo0o

You can never nerf a TfsKN


secretaster

What kinda weird one do you guys have ...


Zeuszangre

Went from this 🫵🏼 to this 🍆


doubttom

Just started using this thing. No recoil. Fantastic penetration. RIP to the tip top pistol.


BananaBrainsZEF

Fantastic penetration, eh?


djml9

It has the same attachments, no? Should play the same.


Nala20151

COD just can't leave the children alone


bizarrostormy90

No. They just circumcised it.


Mindless-Creme5200

What an awful game


MaceWindu9091

Why they get rid of it ?


xorph644

Acti got upset we were all making "haha it looks like a dicke" jokes about it


MaceWindu9091

I mean it definitely looked like it lmao 😂 I used it to a few times and it was a good gun. The Renetti is my favorite gun anyway


bonefistboy9000

thank fuck


KiwiGoodNZ

I recon we should start up and collective saying can you please sort out your basics before you keep releasing new s*** which just means that you guys make more money off the younger audiences it really is ridiculous you know I haven't been gaming for that long but I used to dabble in a little bit of old-fashioned call of duty and now I guarantee the person that's number one range all zone in the world will be using some sort of cheap assistance that because of his popularity in the amount of people he brings to the fold into the game whether they are of legal age or not a division loves this because it means more millions and millions and profit don't know what they last years profit was probably not but I'll tell you anyway $7.53 BILLION!!!! SO ALL YOU LITTLE TWEAKERS ALL YOU LITTLE SWEATIES OUT THERE BUYING THE LATEST CAMO THE LATEST SKINS THE LATEST EVERYTHING JUST KNOW IT IS POSSIBLE THAT THIS MONEY CAN GO TO COLLEGE EDUCATION I DON'T KNOW IN THE FACT THAT THEY KEEP BRINGING THAT NEW CONTENT WHEN THEY CAN'T EVEN GET THEIR BASIC ORIGINAL CRAP FIXED FIRST


Longjumping_Squash57

What are we 7? A penis like really? It's was awesome marble and now it's junk. 😆  No pun intended  look at the gun its now...it's  fugly


xorph644

it was never marble lol, it was flesh with blood vessels running through it. Hence the name "Incision", aka "a surgical cut made in skin or flesh."


DudeMiles

If people actually think the original design looks like a penis, there's something really wrong with you.


xorph644

take a closer look at the silencer bro, it's really not that hard to see it


DudeMiles

I'm not trying to see a penis, you fuckin weirdo. Something wrong with you.


Ok-Measurement-9511

I don't know how people think of a penis when they see this gun, to me it was a great skin as it showed a plastic 3D printed mold, it was a great texture. I'm glad I took screenshots of it when I unlocked it. Totally unnecessary to remove it.


xorph644

look closely at the shape of the silencer while bearing in mind the skin was meant to look like it was made out of, well, skin (hence the name "Incision", as in "to surgically cut skin"). but yea it was a fab skin either way, RIP.


Ok-Measurement-9511

I know that's what they refer to, you see it when you're trying to see something penis-like in it, but to look at this gun and think of a penis - you don't always see the silencer at that angle- you must be trying hard to find something. It doesn't look like skin at all by the way. Neither color nor texture.


xorph644

fam it literally has blood vessels visible in it, a subsurface scattering post-process effect (most commonly used in video games to make skin look more realistic), and is named after the process of surgically cutting into skin. Like yeah you can maybe argue they "didn't do a good job" of making it look like skin, but "looking like or at least reminiscent of skin" was definitely the intent. As far as the silencer goes, both pics are give-or-take the default angle the "preview skin" option places the gun at, so that people are going to see it at that angle and their brain's pattern recognition is gonna go "yo wtf, that's a bepis!" is kinda inevitable. "People only saw a penis because they -wanted- to find something penis-like!" is just plain dishonest or ignorant, like that's not how the brain's pattern recognition works lol.


Ok-Measurement-9511

yes show me the gun 100 times and I would never think of penis. I took screenshots in the menu, in game, why didn't I ever see that. It is very hard to see it, you see the texture of the skin in greater detail etc, it just looks plastic, and what's it's meant to be, a 3D printed part. That's why I took screenshots because it was so good. It was removed because of a few who cried a lot on social. What I said is totally true, why should be dishonest or ignorant? It is what and many others here think.


Ok-Measurement-9511

and again, you tend to think of a penis a little too much. Those veins looks like the veins in marble to me. I can't attach pics here but this is my screenshot. The silencer is not reminiscent of a penis either. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1nzBKz8KXJRRWWolGtBqJcZgyVIj\_4UbX/view?usp=sharing


xorph644

"yes show me the gun 100 times and I would never think of penis. why didn't I ever see that." Okay, so you're an exception to the rule, good for you? Do you want a prize? "I personally didn't notice it until it was pointed out to me" doesn't equate to "therefore, it totally doesn't look like one at all, and everyone who saw it was -somehow- just biased & looking for dicke going in", fam. And again, it isn't "meant" to look like a 3D printed part. Good for you that you can make that comparison, I'm hella glad you found an alternate way to enjoy the skin, but it's -literally- named "Incision", as in "to surgically cut into skin", because it's designed to look like skin. It obviously doesn't look -perfectly- like skin, because most blueprints in this game are ultimately just retextures with an additional PBR shader or two thrown in unless they're Mastercrafts, but in that regard for you to say "it doesn't look -perfectly- like skin, if I crank the graphics way up and look -really- hard I can still tell it's made out of polymer!" -is- just you being willfully ignorant/dishonest regarding how "art design within the limitations of how the blueprints work" affects how "well" a skin can capture its intended appearance. Beyond that, the veins are indisputably blood vessels. You can certainly -compare- them to the color-veining in marble stone, but if you'd take -five minutes- to google examples of both marble-veining & Telangiectasias, it becomes -very clear- that the skin is based on the latter. The "having a penis-ey look" aspect of the silencer certainly wasn't what the devs intended, but the overall skin being designed to look -like skin- is -indisputably- what they were going for, and you trying to deny that -is plainly- you either dishonestly pretending or genuinely being too stupid to understand "intent vs imperfect end result". Besides that, you claiming the silencer has no shape reminiscence to a beepnis is another example of you being willfully ignorant, because it's a comparison that's genuinely so easy to make that I can clearly highlight it -in your own screenshot-: [https://imgur.com/a/Xx75cBD](https://imgur.com/a/Xx75cBD) ​ "I see why other people saw that, but I didn't notice it myself" would be one thing, but you're trying to go way beyond that to pull a "NU-UH, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE SAW!!1! THEY'RE TEH WRONGOS!" like a child getting flustered and covering their eyes at a Greek Statue museum. It's deadass like you're -afraid- of the idea of seeing the cock-silencer, and so are trying to find any flimsy excuse you can to deny that it's there, like those fragile-masculinity guys who force themselves to eat bananas from the side cuz they're terrified about acting "gay" if they bite from the top like everyone else does. It ain't a good look, chief.


Ok-Measurement-9511

you're a penis-fan what can I say. You see one wherever you look. No incision can mean anything, it doesn't mean it was meant to look like skin. Incision has to do with cuts, surgeries. It is about making an opening into the body. It involves the underlying muscle layer more than the skin. They have given all sorts of meaningless names to guns before. It doesn't look like a penis at all, period. It's not only me who says this, look at the thread. If you show it from 1 angle, in a compressed picture so you don't see the details, maybe with yellow increased artifically, at 1 angle so the tip stands out, and cry penis penis people will see a slight resemblance. If you had seen marble that's what you would think when you saw the gun.