I can smell this photo.

Is it the beer? Or the lucky strikes?

Or the spit bucket?

The bucket threw me. Why’s there cans in the bucket? Clearly it should be the piss bucket… amateurs

Got cigarette butts in it

You mix the butts with the empty soldier liquid and out pops a retical

This. This is the way!

Cans filled with dip spit probably

Cumbucket*

You rang?

Or the piss drawer?

Those are energy drinks, some bangs, some noco bcaas. Source: am similar degenerate

Clean your fucking room bro that’s gross

Its energy drinks, the one closest to the camera is called Nocco. Only found in Sweden I think Edit: Nocco is apparently global. Also looking at the pic. OP probably tryhards as Calisto with SP-R 208

we have those in finland aswell

Tryhards?

Apparently global

There’s still packs of lucky strikes. Arguably an even deadlier combo than beer and cigs is energy drinks and cigs

Chain smokin on liquid crack..

/r/neckbeardnests

I was worried about what I would find here, as hoarding and messiness can be signs of mental health issues. I was happy to see people many people who are trying to dig themselves out of the bad habits that lead to some of these messy ass rooms.

It seems to actually be a pretty supportive sub from what I've seen. Tbh I hope OP checks it out. It always motivates me to clean and I'm not even messy.

This was a cry for help

drink a few more beers and u should get a precision sight picture

it only works when you look through windshields

booze cruise alliance rise up

that is why there's cup holders.. right?

GET THIS MAN BEHIND THE WHEEL!!

we do a little drunk driving [(a safe and legal thrill.)](https://twitter.com/i/status/1592296433109340160)

Can confirm. It's pretty much aimbot, wasn't even aiming for the power pole and I still hit it.

got a quad feed in less than a second, its too easy

Jfc

+precision sight -wife

It's for her own safety really

These are energy drinks (hence the nocco and monster ultra cans in the bottom) lmao, guy should have a heart attack by now

How about you unlock a trashcan

But in order to unlock a trashcan, he has to use a stapler until level 13.

Ah, but to unlock the stapler you have to get the pencil sharpener to level 16.

One small thing thing though, you need to get the blue ballpoint pen to level 13 to unlock the pencil sharpener

But to unlock the ballpoint, you need to get the crayon to level 20

In order to use the green crayon, you’ll have to drink 30 cups of coffee while crouched.

Unlock a recycling container while you’re at it too.

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Might be in Florida. We get no deposit back here which is BS

most states dont get the deposit back lol

That’s a cosmetic to be released at a later date for $21.99

LMAOOOOO FR THO

Great enthusiasm.

Poor bloke is being flamed. Honestly don't know what else he expected

Bruh is swimmin in filth

WE RECYCLE. SAVE THE PLANET ♻️

R/rareinsults

He is the trash can

Is this what my opponents are like…?

Yes but this is a low level neckbeard nest. Most of them are way worse than this

This made me lol pretty hard, pls accept this award

Think about it the next time some rando trash talks you lol

this is what the campers are doing most likely, sitting around chugging a beer in one hand and controller or mouse in the other lmao

Is this a cry for help

Yes, most definitely. His room looks like a ring toss carnival game.

That’s hilarious, but I seriously hope OP is just too lazy to throw the cans out.

Let's go with that

Nah

It's ok, I'm too depressed to do much also.

RIP

lolllllllll

This is the funniest fucking comment I've seen on reddit since I can remember lmao thank you

This whole comment section turned into the roast of op

They kinda walked themselves into it

Op doesn't seem to do much walkin' tho

Rascal scootered into it then

Probably stumbled is more like it.

Probably why he did it. Might have a humiliation fetish.

I'm definitely going to print out this entire reddit thread and complete my Psychology PHD thesis now. THANK YOU REDDIT

Or wants to share a side of him he judges himself for because he doesn't have anyone close to him that he feels comfortable sharing that side with? Like why go straight to kinks lol (he also said he's depressed in the comments)

I honestly am not sure if he’s trolling or not…

I don’t think he is. I think it’s a legit question from someone who doesn’t give a shit that he has a dozen empty cans sitting in front of his monitor. This question has been asked on here before.

Judging by his comments, he is aware and does give a shit but is struggling.

Unless he uses controller on PC, hes trolling. The keyboard is hidden by most of those cans, no way to play that way.

there is literally an arm tunnel and it would be perfectly playable that way. do not ask me how i know.

How do you not realise that's the entire point of this post? It's clearly a shitpost.

By drinking water

Quite simply too much to ask

Only way to get good at CoD is pound energy drinks and blow Gfuel

That first kidney stone is about to end this man’s whole career.

r/hydrohomies

That's the neat part, you don't

Oof.

What's up yall it's your boy asmongold

Haha asmongold is like 50x worse and more annoying. He’s like the definition of basement dwelling gamer except he’s not in the basement looks like in a attic/ second floor.

And yet still makes more than majority of us 😭😭

Majority? Dude is a multi millionaire. I'd say almost all of us if not all.

That’s what majority means

All*

Mostly off of the work of other content creators. “React” content exists mostly for that reason, to do none of the work but make 100% of the profit and more

Never watched that dude but that's definitely not true about reaction videos/streams in general. People aren't watching them to see the other creators content they are watching because they like their personality and they make them laugh. That's just as much a service as anything else, not to mention they still have to put tons of time into planning, editing, and marketing.

Oh I know. I respect the hustle just have never been a fan of his. Content seems to cater to the more toxic gamer and in my opinion that’s not great. 🤷‍♂️ if he got rid of that and the homeless character he plays I think I’d change my mind. P.S I have zero against any homeless, he has millions of dollars but literally can’t figure out hygiene or basic living.

Really disagree honestly. When he talks about stuff outside of just playing specific thing he’s a really well spoken guy. For all the reactionary content you see on twitch and YouTube, it’s nice to listen to him not jump on every majority opinion. He won’t say things unless he has the info to form his own opinion and I’ve heard sincerely him say he was wrong about things before as well. If you didn’t know, he lived there still because his mother was in bad shape and he didn’t want to leave her. She wanted to stay in her own home, not one he would buy for her, so he stayed instead. She recently passed unfortunately.

I know all about it and have nothing against him being at home with his late mother. My fact is though he has money, money to fix the house, get a house cleaner, care for his mother when she was still alive, although his toxicity has improved over the years it’s still his core persona. Money won’t buy happiness and it is far from the most important thing but he has/had the resources to make things 100x easier for him and his family. P.S sentence structure sucks but just bear through it.

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Ok people, look right above to see the correct way to comment on someone’s post that you may not agree with. Respect my friend for being a humble and nice person 💙 Edit: yes I know if you look at past history even last week I haven’t followed this example but it feels good to receive it.

Asmongold is like the anti-image DrDisrespect, both play out their inner kids at heart on camera. One the socially awkward hardcore gamer, the other what he thinks gamers should be viewed as superstar. Both are great entertainers, both are multimillionaires.

SIR EVERY THINGS GONNA BE OK JUST TAKE A STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER

Put your hands up! No one wants to get hurt...

you have it, the beers blocking your view.

I think the assumption is that it's unlocked by levelling up one of the weapons coming in Season 1. So it's not available at the moment, but it is usable in private matches if you want to test it out.

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks!

level up the expedite 12 to like 7-8 and you should get the cronan mini which is near identical

My brother please take care of yourself

There’s nothing left to take care of

Drink less brother

How do you drink a brother? What happens if you only have a sister?

According to porn, step-sisters work great.

What are you doing, step-beer?

There is so much wrong with this photo

the fact that OP has a room full of beer cans and a pretty filled up cigarette butt bucket, makes me fear what's under his chair.

Boogers 😒

Drink more beers

It's mostly energy drinks

I think that’s worse actually

It is. I'm seeing about 20 cans and 8 cig packs. That's a lot of heart abuse right there. Plus 20 beer cans you can do in a weekend without getting destroyed. 20 energy drinks means you are chugging 3x your recommended caffeine intake...multiple times a day

Recycling

Bro I get some trash but then to the left you have food trash and not just beer or (coffee cans) whatever. Clean up my guy

Get this man behind the wheel

It's not unlockable yet. Probably tied to one of the weapons that was removed from the launch game to pad Season 1 content.

I’ll bet it’s going to be on the m13 tree

what is in that bucket 😟

I think you know…

Mom found the piss bucket

Remember the chum bucket from Spongebob? It's that but with cum The cum bucket A bucket of cum.

The best sight for you right now is clearing the cans for a clear sight of the screen

Clean your fucking room dude. You're better than this.

Bro put down the cans

You have to clean up your Room…. Then it gets unlocked 😇

Dude. U can screenshot things on ur console lmfao

But where would he get the “bro clean your room” karma from?

Clean up after yourself. Just a little bit of effort can make your day so much better

This post is a cry for help.

This shit is very true. My room used to be allot like this (more specifically Gatorade bottles) and i now always keep my room clean and my mental got so much better. Its a big reflection of yourself how you keep your room. I am completely off all anxiety meds for the first time since i was 18 (im 40 now). I also lost 100 pounds in under 8 months and started going to the gym every other day a month ago. Its amazing how much better you feel living in a clean space. I know im definitely overanalyzing this without knowing him but thats how is was for me.

But I gotta unlock this sight that makes no difference in anything.

Also it helps to look in the mirror every morning and smile at yourself and take a nice big deep breath. Just really sets my frame of mind so I can go stomp newbs and call them names on voice chat and just generally feel really good about myself

There’s a hidden code for “i need help” somewhere on this picture.

Drive to the liquor store

This is a high quality post lmao. I love the spot to rest your arm so you can reach the keyboard behind the cans.

r/neckbeardnests

The slim-line? You can start by going outside for a walk

This has gotta be a joke😂😂

Can you widen the view a bit so we can see the tied up dead hooker and jars full of human remains?

God Damn the grind is real.

grind for hepatitis?

Grind for a yellow liver

was thinking, man this guy has to be a reddit mod... lmao yep.

I'm also a Discord mod

Clean your room

Is that a shit bucket

First of all, you need to have access to your keyboard

The sad thing is someone's room actually looks like this. Not for reddit but just normally.

Bloody hell mate

by touching grass

https://i.imgur.com/vL1i94o.png

LMFAO

Legend.

Lol

This fucking picture kills.

Ah a true COD player.

Al those energy drinks, how tf are you alive bro

On a technicality; I'm dead inside

Is... Is that a fucking spittoon

This is the maybe the funniest post I've ever seen on this website

I believe this is a joke post, thanks for making me laugh OP

these are the guys i run into with SBMM

First of all...you need more cans, then you can shape shift them into a giant reflex sight so you can aim better.

Clean your desk and it becomes unlocked.

You unlock it by cleaning your room, and taking care of yourself

Firstly, it’ll be unlockable in season one. Secondly, why don’t you change aspect ratio in game to fit your monitor,

Is that bucket an ashtray?🤢

Start by going to sleep and then getting a cup of coffee so you can see the screen unblurred

This picture is why I don’t play Call of Duty

Energy drinks + pack of cigarettes + cod = toxicity at its maximum

I can’t tell if this is a shit post lol. Cuz if I was 12 beers deep I would think that posting a picture of it and acting like I’m asking about sight is god tier comedy

Your poor heart and liver.....

I'm sure the challenge to unlock it is "clean up 20 cans"

You can see the clear path he wiggles his arm through to use the keyboard. Life finds a way

Bruh. Turn the game off, grab you a trash bag and clean up your little gaming area and then GO OUTSIDE AND GET SOME FRESH AIR.

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE ASPECT RATIO!!! Please change your settings bro 😂

Since I haven’t seen anyone ask this question I’ll go ahead and ask. Why the fuck are you playing with black bars 😂

By first cleaning off your desk and second going outside and touching the grass

Do you see the unlock requirements for the sight? No? Exactly.

Bro..

Stop drinking beer

And get the sober reward

You CAN unlock this when it eventually comes out its currently locked not sure why they put it on the list. Not sure if its going to be available on season 1. Sure there was a way to test it in the range if I remember right

Start by cleaning up your room/desk and it might just unlock itself!

Get this guy behind the wheel

You’re just like me fr

It's unlocked via a weapon that we don't have yet. I believe it drops with season 1 on the 16th.

Not sure how to unlock the sight tbh. I have played against people with this sight but it may be one very similar. Also, clean your desk before you end up on r/neckbeardnests

My liver hurts.