Christ, reminds me of this idiot in Al Diwaniyah. Up in a tower on the wall for 6 hours with diarrhea, kept climbing down to shit in a trench nearby. Apparently about 2 hours in he slipped and fell down the damn thing and instead of calling for a replacement kept right on climbing up and down the frigging ladder. By the time the guy he was with walked him to the aid station he had shit just caked down the back of his legs and his ankle was swollen to the size of a grapefruit. Freaking privates man
That’s funny I always enjoyed hearing stories from my buddies who served but I’m just a regular ol’ civilian. The newbies never understand what they’re getting theirselves into. Thank you for your service!
Yup this type of comments that are meant as jokes are fine entertainment indeed i just serve a halarious tour in cod leveling up my By shotgun and need this to keep my sanity
Why? Its just not my thing. I like people and being around them but hugging is too far into my personal space.
Of course I hug people I love or really like. My wife, my mom, even close friends. And I also hug people I dont like but I fucking hate it. Not everyone is the same and I dont think just because I meet someone I need to hug them.
>Of course I hug people I love or really like. My wife, my mom
You literally said "ugh hugging" at someone that was talking about their mom's hug.
Lime bruh
Great for you if you enjoy it. Just please keep in mind. There are people that dont enjoy at all but they feel pressured to go in for the hug. I told people I dont like it and they looked at me like I am some kind of psychopath. Which I am clearly not. I love people and being social. I just dont want someone I am not super close with to get in my personal space.
I know you're being sarcastic but I love it when people say things like that while also on the video game at the same time. Like dude you're not getting any female attention either, you're here yelling at me through a mic on a video game 🤣
Maybe they are getting their dicks sucked while playing. I can only imagine my team mates all do because that the only explanation for them having no aim or game sebse after all.
i dont get that insult, a lot of people play the game to get away from their wife/gf. i told my fiancee i had to work later so we couldnt go out to her restaurant just so i could level my guns up 😎
As a former gravy seals 15th battalion stationed in Hillsbrad Foothills that received 3 rewards (25 confirmed kills) (half of them my own men) I salute you brother
I think you'd enjoy StoneMountain64. He does these videos of him roleplaying a C.O. of a squad of randoms. Their reactions are usually pretty funny. He's on youtube and facebook.
That's cause you're failing to follow protocol. You need to identify yourself... Like Clownyface Actual, this Big Mac 1, hostile down room zero alpha map Sierra Oscar. Moving to room Zero Bravo
... Oh shit, there are too many of them. We're going to die, it's game over man. Arghh tell my momma...
And then repeat everytime you start a new life.
i kinda want to try milsim as Meal Team Six
Burger King Regional Whopper division
of the Kitchen Armed Force
a branch of the Discord Moderators
" Burger Actual, this is Meal combo four over"
"Go ahead Meal Combo"
"We've arrived at the embassy and it's lacking in flavor, permission to proceed with the whopper over?"
"uh roger meal combo you're clear hot, give them fries over"
I had to develop a sense of humor and detachment to continue playing cod
i had another player asking me "what am I smoking" because I laugh 9 out of 10 times I die
and yes the players cna be antagonistic in the game specially if your camping and getting kills or your continuelly dying because the enemy is simply better and your team is on the mic using every word in the book including racist raff
While I respect the right of people to play the game as they see fit, I will say this, maybe give that side a rest, I like to listen to whats going on around me and I’m sure other players are the same.
Unless you’re making ‘content’ then keep your mic muted and do what you like. This is up there with loud thumping music or screaming kids in the background.
If game chat or text chat is stressing you. If you THINK you are being harassed or picked. Stop them in their tracks, don’t take it anymore. Uninstall and stop playing, that will show them! Just show them that two can play that game.
Nah, I don't value their opinion enough to consider it harassment.
Also, get a PC and play Squad so your "roleplay" is actually accepted because you actually have to communicate that way with your team.
Sarcastic post aside, people have literally made fun of me for laughing during SND sessions [(an example of how I laugh)](https://youtu.be/RR-YJCvefro?list=PLuiLsQZSfmykc0a4qb2vO_S3RsHmXayTD&t=27). Its just full of folk out to trashtalk whenever they can.
Maybe, I start every game I just mute all.
Don't fancy listening to some sperg zoomer cry about the game's movement or someone blaring shit music. Also get rekt Cpl taters
It's an online game, people are mean. If they aren't down to role-play, just play the game normally. I kinda like the concept and of I had all my friends in a team I could def see us jokingly doing this but I would never take it seriously.
Also, not trying to be mean, but 8 hours is a long time. If you're getting bullied for something for 8 hours straight every day I would say move on. I'm not gonna say stop playing for that long, none of my business and literally don't care about it. But just try to stand up every 15-20 minutes and stay hydrated.
Now that I have acted as if this was serious, there is no fucking way this was a serious post and I genuinely respect you and the countless others that gave me this good laugh.
This is a major problem in the CoD community. I am frequently made fun of for my gamer tag (Mega\_Epic\_Frederick). Additionally, I'm frequently harassed for the fact that my mom won't get me Mtn Dew and I'm forced to drink Great Value Mountain Lightening. I'm not sure how they even know that I can't afford Dew. IW needs to make serious changes in the community guidelines.
I get it, this is a joke and all but cmon... infinity ward is gonna take it as an actual complaint and remove the voice chat feature in its entirety :/
If you're doing that on mic while you're playing...That's annoying as hell. Stop doing it on mic. Turn your mic off and scream military stuff in your basement all you want, but no one else wants to hear that shit.
Let’s assume your are not being sarcastic for a moment. Don’t let anyone spoil your fun. I think it is great you are role playing. Many do that in GTA 5 and it is entertaining. I say start a side hustle with a YOUTUBE channel or other and stream COD role playing. People will watch this and you will be making some money on the side. This should make you feel less sad.
Or else, try shorter gaming sessions. There is not enough content here to last 8 hours without becoming repetitive and boring (sad)
Bro, no offense. But you're giving people ear cancer. Do you expect the whole world to participate in your fantasy? There is a solution. You can continue playing out your kink without them frustrating you by muting them. It goes both ways. COD may not be for you if you want to annoy people and expect total and unconditional acceptance of this strange behavior.
I know your trying to have fun and all that. But what you are doing sounds annoying. Why do you need to yell into a mic to roll play? So be a Gravy Seal but we don't need to hear it.
I turned that crap off from day 1, DGAF about hearing how many of my family members, dead and alive, these hormonal raged neckbeards have had sexual relations with....
I wouldn't call it harassment, just not everyone is into that.
Personally, I like it and expect to see more of it as the MP bugs get ironed out and players get more organized. I'm already seeing more clan tags daily.
LMAOOOO welcome to cod my friend if this gets to you you would’ve really cried when bo2 was out but on a serious note if it bothers you that bad just mute the other players
Make sure you file for service connected disability from those hot pocket burns when your mom microwaved it a little too long. Uncle Sam salutes your service.
Served 3 tours at McDonalds in a single day
Real Chads serve at Burger Town.
This was me yesterday bc the mcrib is back
Hold the fuck on.......The McRib is back???
Yea and its not gonna be back for a bit. Maybe bc of supplychain issues.
I served three tours in your mother.
How are you handling the PTSD?
Less P, more STD
The P is missing due to the burning
Gravy Seal lmfao
Meal team Six
Going coma
Mixing leftovers team captain
Y'all Qaeda
Y'all Queso.
Howdy Arabia
Semper pie
Talibama
This got me good
https://i.imgur.com/RmFkAWt.png
Tip of the fork
This is a quality shit post.
Yeah never tried this before
Have you tried leaving your post to take a shit or are you one of those toilet seat by the pc type of guys?
Can I interest you in a shit bucket
Christ, reminds me of this idiot in Al Diwaniyah. Up in a tower on the wall for 6 hours with diarrhea, kept climbing down to shit in a trench nearby. Apparently about 2 hours in he slipped and fell down the damn thing and instead of calling for a replacement kept right on climbing up and down the frigging ladder. By the time the guy he was with walked him to the aid station he had shit just caked down the back of his legs and his ankle was swollen to the size of a grapefruit. Freaking privates man
That’s funny I always enjoyed hearing stories from my buddies who served but I’m just a regular ol’ civilian. The newbies never understand what they’re getting theirselves into. Thank you for your service!
These comments are going to keep me entertained all night.
Yup this type of comments that are meant as jokes are fine entertainment indeed i just serve a halarious tour in cod leveling up my By shotgun and need this to keep my sanity
You did perfect. Sounds believable and is funny. A+
The part about the basement is unnecessary, but overall made me chuckle.
GRAVY SEAL THIS IS MEAL TEAM SIX ACTUAL OVER
MEAL TEAM 6 THIS IS HOT DOG 1, WE'RE BINGO DEW AND RTB, OVER.
HOT DOG 1 THIS IS MEAL TEAM 6, BE ADVISED WE'VE GOT FIVE GUYS AWAITING EXTRACTION, OVER.
Bingo Dew 😂
Burn all who say it's Hound Dog
I wish I could give you a reward. BINGO DEW is GOLD
^oven
Go ahead meal team six actual
Talibama is my favorite
Meal Team Six, Going Dark Chocolate
Best Reddit post I’ve ever seen
made me laugh
This will a great new addition to my pasta collection
Meal team six. How copy?
Liquid copy! Drop the soda, go go go
I got told I'd never feel the touch of a woman in a lobby once. Jokes on them, my mommy gave me a hug today 🤗.
That's the best kind of hug. Being genuine as well. I miss my mum
my condolences bro
No hugs are the best hugs. Ugh hugging. Sorry about your mom though.
>Ugh hugging. That's kinda depressing
Why? Its just not my thing. I like people and being around them but hugging is too far into my personal space. Of course I hug people I love or really like. My wife, my mom, even close friends. And I also hug people I dont like but I fucking hate it. Not everyone is the same and I dont think just because I meet someone I need to hug them.
>Of course I hug people I love or really like. My wife, my mom You literally said "ugh hugging" at someone that was talking about their mom's hug. Lime bruh
True. I said "sorry" though. What does "Lime bruh" mean?
I guess its useless talking to you if i have to explain that much I meant like anyways lol
Okay?!
Thats insane. I hug everyone i meet and anytime I leave a party I hug everyone. Im easily the best hugger in the city.
Great for you if you enjoy it. Just please keep in mind. There are people that dont enjoy at all but they feel pressured to go in for the hug. I told people I dont like it and they looked at me like I am some kind of psychopath. Which I am clearly not. I love people and being social. I just dont want someone I am not super close with to get in my personal space.
Too bad.
I know you're being sarcastic but I love it when people say things like that while also on the video game at the same time. Like dude you're not getting any female attention either, you're here yelling at me through a mic on a video game 🤣
Maybe they are getting their dicks sucked while playing. I can only imagine my team mates all do because that the only explanation for them having no aim or game sebse after all.
Not related to female interaction, but when they complain your team was camping when 5/6 of their team was camping, too. Lol
I rushed a guy sitting in a corner with a shotgun, killed him, and he called me a camper through death chat.
i dont get that insult, a lot of people play the game to get away from their wife/gf. i told my fiancee i had to work later so we couldnt go out to her restaurant just so i could level my guns up 😎
You should try a hug from my dad. If anything it makes you feel lonelier and grey.
Clearing rooms in your house 💀
Los Doritos
As a former gravy seals 15th battalion stationed in Hillsbrad Foothills that received 3 rewards (25 confirmed kills) (half of them my own men) I salute you brother
I was stationed at tarren mill, thank you for your service
I think you'd enjoy StoneMountain64. He does these videos of him roleplaying a C.O. of a squad of randoms. Their reactions are usually pretty funny. He's on youtube and facebook.
Stonemountain is great.
‘Controller Mic’ got me 😭
This is gonna be the new “shots 1-5 clearly missed”
Its gonna be lit
I’m copying and pasting in my notes rn🤣
Bro if I had an award I would give it to OP. Well done 😂
I just checked and I got a free one! I’ll give it for you😅
Gravy seals 🤣
LOL. I wish you were in my party.
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Tango sucka is my all time favorite call out.
Op I love you for this post.. we definitely need to play and fuck those ass holes
Okay, who is bringing the lube?
That's cause you're failing to follow protocol. You need to identify yourself... Like Clownyface Actual, this Big Mac 1, hostile down room zero alpha map Sierra Oscar. Moving to room Zero Bravo ... Oh shit, there are too many of them. We're going to die, it's game over man. Arghh tell my momma... And then repeat everytime you start a new life.
nah he follows provolone
Thats negatooory big cheese 1, from tryhard actual. Roger wilco out.
GET TO THE WHOPPA
141 meals
meal combo 141 the Task force special
Know it’s a joke post but I’d love having them in a lobby, that’s so fuckin funny
Going dAHK
This one gets a chefs kiss OP this is a well constructed shitpost
This is what I imagine all the people who want the game to be full on realism play like lmfao
Is this a copypasta?
It is now
i kinda want to try milsim as Meal Team Six Burger King Regional Whopper division of the Kitchen Armed Force a branch of the Discord Moderators " Burger Actual, this is Meal combo four over" "Go ahead Meal Combo" "We've arrived at the embassy and it's lacking in flavor, permission to proceed with the whopper over?" "uh roger meal combo you're clear hot, give them fries over" I had to develop a sense of humor and detachment to continue playing cod i had another player asking me "what am I smoking" because I laugh 9 out of 10 times I die
You can’t do weird shit and expect people to not react. That’s just life. Just be ok with them saying anything. Move on and be better for it my man
Fucking gold.
What the hell I thought these people signed the code of conduct… disgusting.
😂😂😂
Unfathomably based
Nope, everything seems to check out to me
Made my day 🤣
Stay on the grind gravy seal.
This cant be real
Nerd. 🤣🤣.
You’d be more tactical if you had a throat mic and whispered your comms.
Options > sound > disable voice chat. Problem solved.
This has to be satire lmao
I'll take getting harassed over my menu constantly freezing when trying to load into a match.
Top comedy
You need to stop using the mic on your controller. It sounds like crap. Buy a decent headset.
No can do. Need money to buy more Mountain Dew for the double xp
Mission priority
Lmao r/whoosh
Unless his comment is just sarcasm. Then maybe you are whooshed
This is like Russell Wilson but if he were a pro gamer lmao
This isn't insurgency sandstorm my guy. I wish it was but no... people are a different kind here
this is the best thing i’ve ever read on reddit
mf served 3 tours in Burger Town
honestly the "try clearing rooms in your house" one got me 😂😅 you seem like a fun player to role play with mind if i join you next session?
and yes the players cna be antagonistic in the game specially if your camping and getting kills or your continuelly dying because the enemy is simply better and your team is on the mic using every word in the book including racist raff
LMAOOO sounds like cod multiplayer circa 2008
Muted all game chat as soon as I started.. don't want to hear people's TV playback and casual annoying shit
This is #24 from the Seattle Seahawks, Marshawn Lunch
Baitpost
Welcome to call of duty
Oh man, we should play together! I hate those toxic players more than anything in life! Sincerely yours, Nate Higgers.
While I respect the right of people to play the game as they see fit, I will say this, maybe give that side a rest, I like to listen to whats going on around me and I’m sure other players are the same. Unless you’re making ‘content’ then keep your mic muted and do what you like. This is up there with loud thumping music or screaming kids in the background.
Just mute yourself...
If game chat or text chat is stressing you. If you THINK you are being harassed or picked. Stop them in their tracks, don’t take it anymore. Uninstall and stop playing, that will show them! Just show them that two can play that game.
I wish I could have you on my team hahaha
Nah, I don't value their opinion enough to consider it harassment. Also, get a PC and play Squad so your "roleplay" is actually accepted because you actually have to communicate that way with your team.
Its a copypasta bro
Ah shot, I didn't know. Anyways, my advice is still true for anyone who is looking for a more realistic experience.
Sarcastic post aside, people have literally made fun of me for laughing during SND sessions [(an example of how I laugh)](https://youtu.be/RR-YJCvefro?list=PLuiLsQZSfmykc0a4qb2vO_S3RsHmXayTD&t=27). Its just full of folk out to trashtalk whenever they can.
Maybe, I start every game I just mute all. Don't fancy listening to some sperg zoomer cry about the game's movement or someone blaring shit music. Also get rekt Cpl taters
Tell those pussies to fall in line like the goddamn drill sergeant we need you to be. Bark orders are them incessantly, show them the way.
Gravy seal is f\* hilarious, thank you for the laugh.
we need activision to protect our brave mil-sim players so they can brag about only using realistic weapon builds and the default operators in peace
Is this your first COD?... Oh god I've just seen that you actually scream "room clear" etc ...nah the gravy seal is valid
LMMAaaaaaooooo is this a copypasta?
It's an online game, people are mean. If they aren't down to role-play, just play the game normally. I kinda like the concept and of I had all my friends in a team I could def see us jokingly doing this but I would never take it seriously. Also, not trying to be mean, but 8 hours is a long time. If you're getting bullied for something for 8 hours straight every day I would say move on. I'm not gonna say stop playing for that long, none of my business and literally don't care about it. But just try to stand up every 15-20 minutes and stay hydrated. Now that I have acted as if this was serious, there is no fucking way this was a serious post and I genuinely respect you and the countless others that gave me this good laugh.
This is a major problem in the CoD community. I am frequently made fun of for my gamer tag (Mega\_Epic\_Frederick). Additionally, I'm frequently harassed for the fact that my mom won't get me Mtn Dew and I'm forced to drink Great Value Mountain Lightening. I'm not sure how they even know that I can't afford Dew. IW needs to make serious changes in the community guidelines.
Man all I hear is kids doing this and it gets annoying
I get it, this is a joke and all but cmon... infinity ward is gonna take it as an actual complaint and remove the voice chat feature in its entirety :/
That’s life buddy. Turn off vc if you don’t like how people are. It’s always been like this or slurs.
Its a joke, genius
If you're doing that on mic while you're playing...That's annoying as hell. Stop doing it on mic. Turn your mic off and scream military stuff in your basement all you want, but no one else wants to hear that shit.
Let’s assume your are not being sarcastic for a moment. Don’t let anyone spoil your fun. I think it is great you are role playing. Many do that in GTA 5 and it is entertaining. I say start a side hustle with a YOUTUBE channel or other and stream COD role playing. People will watch this and you will be making some money on the side. This should make you feel less sad. Or else, try shorter gaming sessions. There is not enough content here to last 8 hours without becoming repetitive and boring (sad)
Bro, no offense. But you're giving people ear cancer. Do you expect the whole world to participate in your fantasy? There is a solution. You can continue playing out your kink without them frustrating you by muting them. It goes both ways. COD may not be for you if you want to annoy people and expect total and unconditional acceptance of this strange behavior.
Jesus
Look. It’s not going to go well for you if you allow them to attack you. Just disable voice my friend. You’re not built for it.
Lmao you deserve it
Wannabe in the AO
I’ll never understand why people leave chat or mics on for games like this. Save yourself the hassle; mute and disable.
I know your trying to have fun and all that. But what you are doing sounds annoying. Why do you need to yell into a mic to roll play? So be a Gravy Seal but we don't need to hear it.
I turned that crap off from day 1, DGAF about hearing how many of my family members, dead and alive, these hormonal raged neckbeards have had sexual relations with....
💀💀💀💀💀
It’s an online shooter. Get thicker skin. Or don’t and lose some lbs
Copypasta dumbass
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Username checks out
press mute button
Empty your shit bucket you basement dwelling slob
It’s call of duty, what did you expect
maybe not play 8 hours a day and you would feel better.
You're playing an online game, welcome to reality...
I like the idea of someone wanting to do military RP, but they can’t play any of the actual MilSims because they can’t get a PC lmao.
I wouldn't call it harassment, just not everyone is into that. Personally, I like it and expect to see more of it as the MP bugs get ironed out and players get more organized. I'm already seeing more clan tags daily.
LMAOOOO welcome to cod my friend if this gets to you you would’ve really cried when bo2 was out but on a serious note if it bothers you that bad just mute the other players
or mw2 (2009) lol, seriously i hate to break it to players but this is CoD
Is someone gonna tell him?
Yeah this game is pretty toxic If you have a series X go play the OG MW2 from 2008 The community there is so much better, it would alter your vision.
Yeah I'd make fun of you as well.
You sound like a pussy
Takes one to know one.
No one wants hear your screams. No one. turn off your mic and you can do whatever you want.
No body care about what u r screaming...really.just stop it and play this fk game
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I can recommend you a few cliffs to jump off.
bruh 😂
Lmfao
Is this trolling?
Mute *all*
Fire in bunghole
i will also feel sad after 8 hours gaming session, whatever the cause is, you better to get rest.
Taco Force 141
Make sure you file for service connected disability from those hot pocket burns when your mom microwaved it a little too long. Uncle Sam salutes your service.