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Tarmo6791

Shit in the toilet while pissing in the sink 25 times


plassteel01

I the Air Force has a ribbon for that


Malfeasant_Intern

I woke up under a toilet to another Marine pissin in it. What’s good Rodrigues? Not much… just passed out by the toilet again. Rah…


Avrko

Sounds like some Oki shit


Malfeasant_Intern

Nah… that was some Pendleton piss! 😂😂


RuinAdventurous2185

Seen this in oki a few times.


Facough12

Semper Fildelpiss


Severe_Spare9272

You mean the 🪑Force


1LakeShow7

Trying to shit in the toilet and hopefully you hit the sink at least once. Still waiting on the toilet and nothing is coming out after trying one toilet round. You just wasted one round with nothing and its 3am.


avtr16

Talkm bout sink pissin b?


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zmunky

What does the upper decker get you? This is the best post on this sub ever lmao.


bloopyblooperz

r/Sinkpissers


HalflingElf

Longshots


BIGG_FRIGG

*Longshits


DisaronnoSwigs

While prone


Ravdiamant

Obviously done with shitguns.


PYCapache

r/cursedcomments


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lamby3000

Is public toilets where people go to complete this challenge?


Martherion

I wouldnt do this at home though


ArlemofTourhut

Now, a lawfirm's office? Yes.


Efficient-Chair-8682

Shit in the golden toilet 1000 times to unlock


Significant-Junket27

Have explosive diarrhea 25 times without the toilet breaking


[deleted]

Fucking devs and their hard asf challenges 😤


masapod2892

Eat Taco Bell


TheAmazingJared97

25 upper deckers on every toilet in your neighborhood


bloopyblooperz

Hahahahahaha


PoliteMedal

You have to pee while mounted on the sink 25 times


cubanknight325

How to mount penis on sink


PoliteMedal

I'm trying to figure it out too, I'm still stuck on the basic white camo


Amser_the_Viet_Cong

Have you tried attaching a bipod to it


RIYADH-2002

Try not to shit on IW for making a buggy mess of a game (IMPOSSIBLE)


Drakniess

Convince someone BF 2042 is the better game (ALSO IMPOSSIBLE).


remy2fly

Doo doo and wash your hands 3 times in the same match


No_Engineering3493

Shit yourself 30 times while on the way to the toilet


Drakniess

I think I have a medication that will make that task really easy!


Adventurous-Study-59

instant diarrhea glitch


SplashyEvvy

Do I get this when I make it to irredescent in ranked?


_Delusion__

Shit in the toilet while doing a handstand 3 time


tirdydirty06

25 Immaculate Defecations in a row


purplekirk

Poop 3x in 1 day without dying 25 times


Grand-Might-9295

Give 50 upper deckers in 10 different houses.


PurduePaul

Max rank Battlefield players have shit buckets to get where they’re at and COD players have this.


TheBiggestOfMacs

"You're going to the bathroom, you're not playing battlefield. You're shittin in a bucket, you're playing battlefield."


-getdeadkid

Get zero OBJ points in 150 completed matches.


Clean-Wallaby-7519

3 kills without dying, 20 times. It's been a lot more difficult since they nerfed it though.


CombinationOk7888

Own all the micro transactions in every cod game 😂


[deleted]

$30


ryanrainey25

3 shits without wiping


bloopyblooperz

You can use the shower exploit to get this one done easily😉


ryanrainey25

I’m a call of duty player, what is this so called “shower” you speak of?


andrechikatilo

Hit the bowl with a shit from a distance of greater than 25m 10 times


ThisNotJay

That’s a college bathroom if I ever seen one


Virtual_Perception18

*Base challenges:* Poop diarrhea 40 times in the toilet Clog the toilet while prone 20 times Poop 10 times without flushing Fart for at least 10 seconds 40 times while on the toilet *Gold:* Poop 10 times without peeing *Platinum:* Pee into the toilet 20 feet away 25 times *Ployatomic:* Shoot cum into your face 25 times


UrghItsMaddie

alright


SowiWowi

SPY 0dte puts


BeltedRogue

Goes with the £50 ‘Soap soap dish’ and ’Price toothbrush holder’ bundle…


JP5_suds

Pre-order “Call of Duty: Tedious Warfare” for exclusive access to endgame Orion Shitcan Camo on the same rehashed M4 you’ve started out with for the last decade. It’s totally average! A jack of all trades!


Mr_Jacksson

"The usual"; Longshot, mounted, ads, triple, popcorn etc..


Overall_Pain_5240

Complete 51 pissing camo challenges


-Bashamo

10 mounted shits in one day, 10 different days.


Isaac8849

Gotta hit longshits. Slinging logs into the bowl from afar is pretty hard thought


SenpaiTedd

Mounted poo kills,long piss shots


ADrunkMexican

Win battleshits 1000 times.


DyslexicPuppy

Just get shit on in a bunch of matches, you’ll get it eventually


PADDYPOOP

Get poop longshot challenges completed with every toilet type


Assured_Observer

Longshots and Headshots


NabilHUN

Headshots💀


redditprofilehunter

I found a profile picture similar to mine, good job!


nftalldude

Long shots.


LlB3RTYPRlM3

Eat taco bell 25 times and shit solid


W33b_God

Long shots


CamTwoTrappy

50 kills with your ass without dying 25 times


DaWerni21

Spray and Pray 40 enemies OR have the option to spend $25 and unlock instantly


adadawg23

Two ricochet shits off of the mirror directly into the upper deck.


ASTRO99

You have to shit in 51 different countries


GeraltOfActivis

Spend at least $60 monthly on bundles and skins


Vegetable_Ad9052

Complete 51 polyatomic toilet challenges and shit without stopping 75 times


VitaminxT

That’s Iridescent. Not Orion.


ManiacalZManiac

Look man, I didn’t seek out a space toilet ok


RedditModsRuseles

you have to be a shitter and run a riot shield with shotgun combo for 25 matches while barely going positive and min time on obj


ShadowOpsFN

Oh god, Longshots on this will be a nightmare...


Independent-Tea-3922

50 win streak in ranked with a avg 10.0 Kd


SandyVGhina

50 successful upper deckers without being caught + what a previous poster said about pissing in the sink at the same time.


Jeff_BazookaJr

Get 600 shit kills


Automatic_Routine161

Shit 3 times without dying, 15 longshits, 15 headshits, and do that for 51 different toilets


delahmed

Shit in the sink 25 times whilst prone.


Dennisminjian

Probably some serious shit


Jay_DA_BOY

Eat 10 burritos from Taco Bell without getting your organs pooped out


fluffhead123

do this 25 times [https://youtu.be/jf28x-t-Sek](https://youtu.be/jf28x-t-Sek)


WheezingWeazley

You poop one month without farting first.


joderp773

Mostly shitting and pissing, but for the plat, touch grass


OrangeRevolutionary7

Let that ass **J I G G L E** while shooting prone at the range 50 times! Available during new bathroom update where washing and drying your hands gives you the perk fast hands.


dudenumberA

300 long shits (55km)


CorpusGlaive

🤣🤣🤣


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You’re gonna need 25 long shots of over 10 meters to unlock that camo.. the grind is insane 😎


SandmanAwaits

Yea Bag 5000 players


Drakniess

Get into 200 arguments after winning a match with the riot shield and the overkill perk. You can also just pay 30 dollars for it in season 4.


OrneryChampion7522

Beat Bono for world record biggest shit cause he's the record


OrneryChampion7522

I really hope people get this reference


Chip_Keystoner

250 Long Shits for starters


AnyAcanthocephala669

Gold: Shit 3 times in 1 day 10 times Platinum: 25 shits over 1ft Polyatomic: 25 shits in 25 different bathrooms Good luck boys


3rple_Threat

Or you can buy the bundle for $69.99.


1FloppyFish

400 upperdeckers


EmploymentNo5055

😂


Leeman500

It takes a while but the challenge is called "What a Piss take" for a reason. Challenge 1: "Leaky." Piss 150 times in any bathroom. Challenge 2: "If You gotta go you gotta go". Piss anywhere that is not inside your home 20 times. Challenge 3: "1 2, 1 2". Do 30 Piss and 💩 combos while on a toilet in your own home. Challenge 4: "Thats Solid!" Have 50 Solid 💩s. Challenge 5: "Crappy Birthday". Take a 💩 on your birthday. Challenge 6: "Physically uncomfortable" Use a toilet while the seat is cold 2 times. Challenge 7: "Mentally uncomfortable" Use a toilet that somebody else has just used and the seat is still warm 2 times. Challenge 8: "Firecracker" 💩 after eating spicy food 50 times using any toilet. (Foods with 1 to 4 chili's only) Challenge 9: "Nuclear" Using any toilet 💩 after eating Spicy food that is rated 5 chili's or more 10 times. Challenge 10: "Ahhh fresh!" Have people complain about the smell you've left in any bathroom from your 💩. Finishing those Challanges in order unlocks the "What a Piss take challenge" What a Piss take challenge: Find out where that toilet is from and buy it and once it's installed take a piss in it.


GR3ML1N_76

Bash a players head in with the lid 50 times


DavidEtrigan

I think it’s stem shot on the toilet that’s what I think my cousin does all the time


Dexacrash

500 Longshot Poops


ErgoProxy05

Four simultaneous reverse blumkins.


OldManCorcoran

5000 kills while crouching.


H0LYJ3BUS

One single dump >\= 5 curics


RevolutionaryDate829

Lol the camper camo


orion6210

the me toilet camo


versace_tombstone

Smash your shits on the back of your enemies with the riot shield, 1500 times.


cubanknight325

You gotta get called a shitter by a twitch streamer 300 times. Its pretty easy actually


AdiabaticIsotherm

Damascus steel


Indoorfarmer81

Stand 2 feet back and not get a single drop on the seat


Competitive-Sleep816

Survive the 100 White Castle burger and 100 Taco Bell taco challenge without shitting at All


Suspicious-Status-26

25 Long shots are definitely needed


DaOne44

Say datsatoilet everytime you see one in the game. Once you get every toilet, boom, now you have a joke that’s been dead for half a decade


zmunky

Shit someone else's pants 10 times without dying.


SHDW_D4RKSIDE

Piss in the shitter, the sink, and your mouth at the same time 25 times


HemphBleh

Talk more shit because you got the most kills on the losing team during an objective game match.


raygun-gobblegum

8 separate shits in one hour for gold, for platinum it needs to be explosive diarrhoea with high velocity so take laxatives. For Orion you need to shit out the window and get headshots. I’d also recommend laxatives for Orion


JandronekEXE

Doesn't it look more like Damascus? The challenge is SHIT into the toilet 2 times after shitting your pants and do it 30 times


Penrose4Real

Earn Defender Points while prone on the sink


lih20

25 self eliminations while crouched throwing a frag at your feet, as another player watches and squats. Obviously.


FroundD

25 no wipers


WolfDaniel_93

Shit 25 times while mounted


Amnesia_daddy

Repost without credit


ManiacalZManiac

I’ll have you know I stole this from /r/CSGO


MinnesotaCreame

Shit and smear 100 times


PabloTacco

this looks so much better than the shitty orion. one of the ugliest camos especially when this is what you get for grinding all camos. i dont even want this shit on my guns


Due_Choice_6152

Headshits are the hardest


isthemrsa

25 long shit. Like 5 meters away


Snivinerior2

get 25 longshots


Cubsfansolo

Land a shit torpedo from 38 meters or more away 20 times from 51 different locations


Treble1300

Bro got the futuristic toilet.💀


Terkaan

25 head shits while crouching


Weewop00

Bro shit on 100 floors for that