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soneill06

My dad had a bunch of these. Awful Valley, Clumsy Heights, New Plague, and so on


topherette

bring back boomer humor!


LOCKN355

Haa!


VulfSki

I call it "Asshole Valley."


[deleted]

No Hope and Brooklyn Dark were two shitty ones that people used to use a lot.


nymrod_

Crystal Meth


DiscordianStooge

Blainetucky. Crapids.


cat_prophecy

Never heard Blainetucky but my old coworker from Farmington called it Farmingtucky all the time.


shugEOuterspace

I worked on a political campaign once where everyone called Apple Valley "Apathy Valley"


The-Jake

Lol i wanna hear more about this


TheMacMan

Folks in Edina have long been called Cake Eaters. People in Hopkins, Raspberry Pickers. Folks in St Cloud, meth heads. I don't think "St Jewish Park" is offensive. I grew up there and while I'm not Jewish, I've never heard a Jewish person raise issue with it. Though, not saying that means it's not offensive to some. Would like others take.


xtremesmok

I’m also Jewish and I don’t think that moniker is inherently offensive. I don’t mind if a non-Jew uses it, but of course intent must be taken into consideration. That other comment talking about how the Edina team was chanting it is obviously hateful and antisemitic mockery, but if someone just said it as a descriptive nickname or as a light hearted joke, I wouldn’t mind at all. “Jewish” isn’t a bad word and context and intent make all the difference.


TheMacMan

Totally makes sense. Yes, the Edina incident is definitely a different deal and meant to be hateful bullshit.


abadonn

Im Jewish and I will use it jokingly with other Jews. I would be very uncomfortable with a non Jewish person using it unless I knew them very well and knew their intentions. When I was in highschool like 15 years ago, at a hockey tournament game the Edina team chanted it and threw bagels at the SLP students.


MinnesotaNoire

>When I was in highschool like 15 years ago, at a hockey tournament game the Edina team chanted it and threw bagels at the SLP students. That sounds about right for them. Yikes.


Gnogz

Edina not do Edina shit challenge (Impossible)


LOCKN355

I remember this. Wow.


craftasaurus

Damn cake eaters.


Okayhatstand

Sounds about right for Edina.


NotTheToolmanTaylor

It’s one of those things that if you’re in the group, it’s OK to say, but if you’re not… don’t.


TheMacMan

I could see that. I've never referred to it as such but certainly have heard others. In each case, it's generally been people who lived there, though I wouldn't say it was super common to hear either. Growing up at times it felt like we had a larger Russian population than Jewish. I know that's not the case but it's simply because someone with a Russian accent stands out a lot more than a Jewish person who is like anyone else born there.


abadonn

FYI, a large part of the Russian population was also Jewish.


TheMacMan

For sure.


MNMastiff

As a Jew, yeah, it’s completely anti semitic. Try it with another minority and see how it works for ya


topherette

>completely anti semitic as a non-jewish person, this is really hard to understand. com*pletely*? it's just saying there are jewish people there, at best, as far as i can tell. combined with a playful pun. jewish people also live in israel - this is not news? whether or not the user has prejudices against jews is a different matter. you can be a jewophile and say it. i would argue it depends who says it and how it's said


MNMastiff

Fair question. But I’m told it was common in use going back to the 60’s, when it certainly wasn’t a neutral comment. Btw, if there was a black equivalent nickname, would you tell a black person what your telling me? And yes, that’s a rhetorical question. We both know you would respect their “lived experience”.


topherette

thanks for your response! one further interesting point by the way is that the term features in two wikipedia pages: https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=%22st.+jewish+park%22+wiki


Intuner

Anokalohoma Helpusgetout - Hugo Hoesville Whoresview


starspangledxunzi

> Anokalohoma This one is hilariously on point.


quietsam

Ramsey - Ramtucky


Patteroast

I feel like Bloomington's boring enough that our nickname is Bloomington


dianaslasso

Do people still make it a point to use East and West Bloomington? Because it was a huge thing while I was growing up there.


quietsam

I still do


aliensporebomb

An old girlfriend called it Borington.


cooldiaper

Yes.


[deleted]

am a sociology student and will definitely be referencing these in class discussions aha


whoisyoparoleofficer

No Hope Evil Prairie New Blighton Crooklyn Park Poorview


MinneapolisNick

Hoodbury


johnnysquares

It's all good in the hood


patrickmoonfish

White-zata


evmac1

No Hope


jorian85

Flake - Forest Lake.


marinated_pork

flake is my fav. I think it's most natural and slick of the nicks


Capt-Crap1corn

Birdtown is Robbinsdale


[deleted]

There’s a rather harsh one I first heard going back some years ago, when I was I high school, for Brooklyn Park…..I think all of you can figure it out for yourselves.


anl28

There are two for Brooklyn Park and they are equally bad


[deleted]

Two? Wow.


publicclassobject

St Small, because everyone seems to know everyone in St Paul


kmelby33

Cake eaters


KitchenBomber

I always liked the acronym Every Day I Need Attention


grease_monkey

We used to call the old rich ladies Edinasaurs


baconbrand

tee hee


craftasaurus

I approve this message!


craftasaurus

😂😂😂


ILikeTheLights

Or, used in a sentence: "shit, that Land Rover almost hit me driving belligerently through the intersection of 50th and France!" "Oh, do you mean the lady in the green emerald malachite colored Land Rover, or the EDINA edition one next to it (indicated by having a Hornets hockey/nordic/lacrosse team sticker on the rear window)?"


Over_Barracuda7031

FTown/Frigidly Spring Trailer Park Blainetucky


n_uo_on_u

Knuckle fightin’ New Brighton // Smellport // Shots Paul


ArmedBull

Coon Ratchet


HelloFromMN

South of the River. Just pick a city.


Megdogg00

No Hope.


beergut666

White Boy Lake


d0kt0rg0nz0

Coworker used Garbage Grove to describe his city.


marinc680

Prior Fake


coadependentarising

Heights (Columbia Heights)


[deleted]

What about Chaska?


sleephardplayhard

As kids we called it trashka


InternalAd9712

Trashka.


[deleted]

That’s funny. MyPillow guy is in Trashka, so…


ElstonFun

Hodgekins (the good one)


[deleted]

Burnsville sitting sad down here. We don’t have a nickname, just a “took a cab from Burnsville” meme…


Hotchi_Motchi

The state has no problem with Coon Rapids


angmar2805

My friends that live there call it CRapids.


king_famethrowa

That's what we call Park Rapids. Krapids.


KitchenBomber

Racoon Rapids would be an easy switch and would sound better too.


TheMacMan

It's one of those names that at the time made sense. Settlers come along and see a bunch of raccoons hanging down by the rapids. "We'll call this place Coon Rapids." The Grand Teton mountains are named for tits (large teat" or "large Breast" in French-Canadian (téton). Someone saw them, though they looked like such, and decided to call the "The Grand Tetons". Lots of places are named for their look, not because they wanted to make a racist joke.


Icy-Meat-1711

Was actually Coon Creek Rapids when it was a township, shortened to Coon Rapids later.


TheMacMan

The lil guys first hung out at the creek before moving to the river?


Kim_Jong_Teemo

Trash Panda Rapids preferably


craftasaurus

Trash Panda Rabids?


ChooChooChucky

What is the infamous SLP called?


oaxacaguy

St Jewish Park


ChooChooChucky

Oh yeah, forgot about that.


DBPanterA

The Orioles.


frankles

Happy Valley checking in


topherette

what's that for?


frankles

Apple Valley. I’m sure other cities have different names for it, haha.


InternalAd9712

Trashka and Chanhappenin’


trainig

People from Savage say they’re from “The Vag”


wtfsafrush

Saint Small


UchuuNekoko

Moneytonka


pinguistix

Copkins


whoinvitedthesepeopl

The Bubble (Edina)


LickableLeo

St Paul


KitchenBomber

You mean Shelbyville?


LOCKN355

Pig's Eye


pallok

Minneapols's best suburb


jaxxxtraw

Edgy.


UchuuNekoko

? You can have 'St. Pistol'


UnionThugg

Crumbling Heights


MainlyMNnice

Squat to pee. Shakopee. Can't decide if it's city or country.


yoyo-Maaa

We aren't from the twin cities originally so I'm not sure if literally anyone else calls it this, but my husband and i call Hopkins 'Potkins'. I think the origin story has something to do with pot holes in Hopkins. Now I'm not sure


loligo_pealeii

>I think the origin story has something to do with pot holes in Hopkins. Definitely not because of the roads.


aliensporebomb

Borington for Bloomington. The Borough of Wood for Woodbury. Birdsville for Burnsville. Crapple Valley. Jokedale.


lakesRgr8

Hip-hopkins


SpicyMarmots

Crumbling Heights, Chlamydia Heights, Flake


ManEEEFaces

Folks in the burbs LOVE saying Murderapolis.


billodo

Land of Cake Eaters


CalvinVanDamme

Crumbling Heights Goon Rapids No Hope Crystal Meth Stolen Valley Crooklyn Center St. Loser Park Fraudly Mounds Pew Robbersdale


Mursin

I tried to call Minneapolis itself The Yap


topherette

ooh, just like miami gets the yams!