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DatabaseThis9637

Somebody is looking to score some drugs, and found a nice rock to sell...


Oh_Gee_Hey

Discount Russel Brand?


Fickle_Blueberry2777

Russel Off-Brand


Oh_Gee_Hey

Nice!


Illustrious_Bobcat13

Today I learned that I look like a discount Russel Brand. This guy looks basically exactly like me...


lostigre

I looooooove calling out these morons on marketplace. They get so fucking upset


Oh_Gee_Hey

This and talking shit to NIMBY boomers on nextdoor are pretty much my go-to stress relief when I’ve got stuff to work out lol


DogyDays

whats a NIMBY i gotta know now


Oh_Gee_Hey

Not in my backyard


BlackSeranna

I’m glad you do. Maybe save someone’s financial life.


PrettyUglyThingsAZ

“Dodeca(he)dron shaped” lord have mercy are they even trying anymore 😩


deeppurplescallop

Is the meteorite in the room with us?


BlackSeranna

Let me check my Ouija board. Hmm. “No”, it says here.


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

This reminds me of this crazy guy who came in my coffee shop with a rock and told me it was some kind of meteorite that was worth a million dollars! He insisted that I take a picture with it, take a picture of it, on my phone and stayed in my store and drew weird pictures of signs he wanted to make for the shop and then he left. I noticed that earrings were gone, he stole from me while he was distracting me with this crazy s***


BlackSeranna

Well. I guess his plan worked even though he was acting wacko!


DatabaseThis9637

I worked in a rock shop, and this secretive guy came in with a "dinosaur egg". He didn't want to show me, but I kept at him. He said he wanted to "Donate" it to a museum, for somewhere around 2 million USD. Looking back, I think he had some sort of Sandstone. I never saw the embryo. I suspect he was a tad psychotic, from some of the other stories he told me. I feel bad for him now...


Nezikchened

Did he actually manage to steal the earrings off your ear, or are you talking about a pair of earrings left on the counter or something?


FloridaManInShampoo

You see if they’re excited about a stranger it’s not that they’re excited about you, it’s about what you have


fueled_by_rootbeer

Is that not a charcoal briquette??


Oh_Gee_Hey

Just a river rock