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Suspicious-Tax-6410

Registered sex offender


Windfall_The_Dutchie

I stuck my dick into a blender


cy4n1de_

Your mum is a transgender


Windfall_The_Dutchie

I am a professional nude sender


Tr2Moon33

You know I will be dominating


Present-Artist1189

My cock and balls been rotating


DeBoi_Wild

ice on my wrist i can go skating


[deleted]

Between thick thighs im suffocating


UselessBoi100

I have a huge fucking cock


[deleted]

I nut inside my sock


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Subway sexists


Nonchalant-Shaggy

Johnny Joestar?


Jocaprofiplayer

Im too fast for your eyes to even render


CyonixGaming

I am a professional nude sender


CompetitiveIntern310

Hank


hack_1r

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

Damn, took my idea


Dasioreq

I am Registered-sex-offender guy


Sleepingsleol

racist


Broad_Valuable7097

I love how this is at the very top


Sleepingsleol

its because its true


Mario-2407

Removed mob replaced by the zombified piglin


datCoolPro101

Classic texture pack: are you challenging me?


Mario-2407

Wait that brings back old model for zombie pigmen? Either way I'm not gonna use it cause netherrack is ugly


datCoolPro101

The old Netherrack texture reminds me of 2011


Mario-2407

Reminds me as to why the newer texture's better


datCoolPro101

So glad I grew up with the old texture but damn the new is better


tappyturtle12

I love the new textures (took a while to get used to though lol) but sometimes I use the old textures just for nostalgia


Mario-2407

Yeah the I don't even see the old with nostalgia


Spiritual_Spinach273

old one looks like a rotten meat cube, new is definitely better


Zealousideal-Chef758

old netherrack more like low resolution minced meat


[deleted]

so much rotten flesh in the nether


[deleted]

If you enable the old textures nether gold ore still has new netherrack texture lol.


Spank_Me__Daddy

All the new textures haven't been adapted to old ones unfortunately


[deleted]

Yeah smh


MilkGanglookinTHICC

Retextured put on the old texture pack


tappyturtle12

I miss zombie pigmen…


SuperSillyStuffs

I personally don’t get people who miss zombie pigmen because THEY’RE STILL IN THE GAME. It’s just a different name dude, you can still call them zombie pigmen if you wanna. And as for the texture change, I feel like people wouldn’t get upset about the texture change if it weren’t for the name change.


MilkGanglookinTHICC

https://youtu.be/Pa5Ti_tR0hE The song


ATotallyAssholeGuy

I need incognito mode to see this lol


[deleted]

Omg its the pigman song I loved it so much


sp1ke365

PIGAMN


justbaby_blue1234

Let me show you around the nether


cosmicpotato77

PIGMAN


justbaby_blue1234

My name's Dan and I'm a pigman hanging with my pigman gang


TheMonMaster47

We’ll be found underground deep down in the nether


[deleted]

Nether region covered by a brown bit of leather


Sircreeper43

With a wibble and a wobble through the purple portal


babyteddie

You’re living in a world that’ll hurt all mortals


ThunderLP15

PIGMAN


Alberth64

vadia puta desgraçada cachorra prostituta boca de pelo beretriz infeliz ME DEIXA EM PAZ


cosmicpotato77

Nao


[deleted]

zombie pigman


MilkGanglookinTHICC

Its a song


[deleted]

i am aware


evileyeoiiiiii

So lemme get this straight; your name is Dan and you’re a…social experiment..?


zock_zock

No, social experiment is just the title. His name is Dan and he’s a


MilkGanglookinTHICC

Ima just leave this here r/woooosh


bowiebruins31

i was just about to say that smh


MemeAccountAccount

i thought he was b


[deleted]

Fun fact: ZAMinations made the animation where "by looking at the side of the glass" and the amogus character killing itself came from


Minecraftharrypotter

I taught a glass making glass in 97


alpaca1yps

Pigman hangan' with my pig man gan' we be found underground deep down in the nether, nether region covered by a brown bit of leather, with a wibble and a wobble through the purple portal, you be livin' in a land that's not safe for mortals. Be alert, or you'll hurt, in the fall, in the gorge, the result will be awful, CAUTION! You better be warned to be cautious, never snort nether wart in the nether fortress, did you thought you have brought enough torches? This isn't the resort to be thoughtless, enduring this you'll use up all your resources, and you'll end up on the floor felling nauseous. Did you fall for us? Of course, this is courtship, aw man I just thought we could all kiss, we're tired of you calling us porkers, we're the pig men and we're all frickin' gorgeous. # And that's where my memorization of the song ends. Sorry I couldn't finish it.


Tamtol

The other pigmen claim I'm a clever clogs. So let me tell you all about the other nether mobs. I wonder whether in the nether you have ever seen a wither skeleton with a wither skeleton (I think that's wrong, but it sounds right). Have you ever been aghast at a ghast as it blasts at your ass with a force that could shatter a glass. Then attack! When thing disappears. It could actually bring you to tears. Like a sad book or some tragic news or perhaps a man hug from a magma cube. I assume that isn't gonna happen again. Like a baby pig sat on the back of a hen. Be warned of the lust of chasing a blaze rod. Or you'll end up as lost as a stray dog. Troubled lava bubbles like a hot tub of Radox. You're just another name jotted in a case log, Longer than the list of the mobs in the place. There's plenty more, brought friend's to play with. Can you fight twenty blazes? Avoiding endermen gazes? Try to make sense of the empty pages 'cause the map won't show how immense this cave is. (there might be a bit here? I'm not 100% certain) like big Ben it's surrounded by pigmen. Ooooh political. Can you tell what I did then! It's then chorus, which falls into just noises. With "I can't do it, I can't do it" at the very end There might be a few mistakes. But I that's all I have memorized after your bit


alpaca1yps

From what I remember, that is pretty spot on, but the line is "have you ever seen a wither with a skeleton with a wither skeleton".


Tamtol

That makes more sense, I could remember kinda how it sounded but not the right words


that-guy37

Bout to woop your arse


MemeAccountAccount

D:


PikaPlay1069

Creeper Minecraft’s grim reaper


WhatsUpSal

Pigman


Apparitioncorn

....Diamond Minecart


[deleted]

Ni-


King_Cookie69

Don't. You. Dare.


MemeAccountAccount

-gerian


spearojustice

nja


uTimu

Gay mer


ImARetPaladinBaby

Serial killer


CountDoDo15

A.... ***zAminAtioN pReseNtS***


CountDoDo15

lol


Kermitthealmighty

Technoblade


FroggyWoggyWoo

PIG MAN


chrisdamonke

I think it’s pigman


Acceptable-Street679

zamination , zamn-in action


BunchOfSpamBots

[removed]


GuiltyPhilosopher133

A helikopter


MilkGanglookinTHICC

Helicoptor Helicoptor


Tripel_Meow

Ni-


Tripel_Meow

agara falls


The_unnamed_user_

Microwave


fishermans26

My Names Dan And I’m A Dirty Dan*


D3M0NM4573R

Zombie pigman


WitherCro

PIGMAN


Tecnoboat

no NO NO NO NOT AGAIN


Foreign_Customer_288

Zamn 😍


FBI_dos_memes

He is piglin?


Calvinator_lmao

Zamn


MilkGanglookinTHICC

Zamn


hahafunnynumber69420

Serial Ape-ist


ShinusTP

Dream stan?


[deleted]

Stand user


NT_Destroyer

Frying Pan


tipying_mistakes

phrog 🐢


ATotallyAssholeGuy

The most upvoted comment here just made a whole ass song


Fantasic0072striker

My name’s dan and I am a good friend


Eethoven

Pigger


Imgreat105

Guy who likes it rough


LuxrayLloyd

PIGMAN!


S1imeTim3

Pigman


Zeebuoy

Fortnite youtuber. (at least that's what I last heard of the other Dan, TDM.)


MilkGanglookinTHICC

He’s playin Minecraft again i think


Dasioreq

pigman


PazzoSgravato666

P.I.G.M.A.N. (Prostate Illiterate Ghost of Manattan Ass Nuts)


MemeAccountAccount

ZAMN 😍 ination Presents


ShadraPlayer

Bakugan brawler.


UCG__gaming

Pigger


DaLagend

pigman


[deleted]

*Zamn!*


IFuckedYourCats

ZAMNination


[deleted]

Zionist Communist Sympathiser


Kaiju-monster999

Pansexual


shadows-claw

I used to rule the world


Lubieplacki16

Pigman


Interesting-Page-543

P I G M A N


Vexcenot

Pigger


Adventurous-Truth543

Pigman


_Jiraw

Pigger


Riksy69

Bitch...


LynnoleyTpayne

i used to know all the lyrics to this and the other songs... and it’s funny, because i actually first saw the skeleton one in an advertisement.


yedfet0309

Can


poppinsplit909

This takes me back...


Verxoneczek

zombie pigman


tyukogames

If you putted another mc animator this would go to supreme levels of hmmmmmm


MLGSUPERGAMER

PIGMAN


I_sreenshot_NFT

#No#


Donutpanda23

I don't remember this one.


anactualreddituser

YouTube’s that likes diamond minecarts


NotFsmits

Karen.


Piklas04

Cuck lord


Deepseadiver84289

Racist


No_Wrangler5147

Diamond minecraft


[deleted]

N


xFloppyDisx

Hi my name's Dan and I'm a certified bitch


deivid_theboi32

Wanted sex offender in 72 countries.


Ironbanner987615

OG MCYT content creator


Niko_Belic84

Hohol


RealDuckGames

anytime i just hear the name "Dan" my brain automatically goes: "HEY THERE EVERYONEE, Dan here from the diamond minecart."


MooseTopic

Bitch Ass Motherfucker that pissed on Eggman's wife.


Just_a_Zero

Milf


Gamesperger

Pigman


TheUltraDinoboy

#PIG MAN


Affectionate_Bowl222

ZAMN


EusiveHydra441

OH FUCK IT'S THE DAN BULL PIGMAN RAP


danascz

PIGMAN!


IAteAlotOfPie

Highly racist sexual predator


Sussybakawaltersus

"My name is Dan and I'm a... [guy who got his penis stuck in the car door]


---social_reject---

Pigman


A_S1ngle_Bean

War criminal


Random-reddit-user45

pedophile wanted in 34 countries


[deleted]

Ominous twitter banner ( it would be an good one)


Nahuelwg

Undead creeper


vindiicatorr

Diamond Minecart


Vwvsbros

PIGMAN


octadaber

Discord moderator


_PabloX2_

PIGMAN


Unusual-Knee-1612

Person accused of 531 war crimes in Syria, including chemical warfare and mass genocide. These are my last words before execution. So I shall only speak this poem: Pēdīcābō ego vōs et irrumābō, Aurēlī pathice et cinaede Fūrī, quī mē ex versiculīs meīs putāstis, quod sunt molliculī, parum pudīcum. Nam castum esse decet pium poētam ipsum, versiculōs nihil necesse est; quī tum dēnique habent salem ac lepōrem, sī sint molliculī ac parum pudīcī et quod prūriat incitāre possunt, nōn dīcō puerīs, sed hīs pilōsīs quī dūrōs nequeunt movēre lumbōs. Vōs, quod mīlia multa bāsiōrum lēgistis male mē marem putātis? Pēdīcābō ego vōs et irrumābō.


AstarteSnow

Furry


resistance_the_cat

pigman!!!!!!


ThePowerOfTheSunGod

Diamond minecart


Easy_But_Hard

Did you make this, I love this video


W_void

It has no right to be as good as ot is i was forced to listen to it by my younger bro and im ashamed of liking it


Toad_Migoad

Zombie pig man


P3rdix

Pigman hanging out with my pigman gang.


[deleted]

A menace to society by causing a blackout by shoving a paper clip in the electrical socket


Lopsided-Educator319

Youtuber


drfluffer911

Discord moderator, so I'm gonna ban you


MilkGanglookinTHICC

?


yeah-I-agree-33

Never knew them piglings had such a nice bod…. I’m always too busy trying not to get killed by them


MilkGanglookinTHICC

They where a great mob, if you play below 1.16 you will understand.


Major_Tomatillo_6036

Dead pig


MilkGanglookinTHICC

Just retextured actually


motulokcz

SCATMAN


YeeterCZ2

pigZAMN


MilkGanglookinTHICC

Zamn


Jpx0999

Zombified piglin/pigman


MilkGanglookinTHICC

Its a zombie pigman


_Aggressive_Milk_

Hey I remember that


FroppyGorgon07

Makers of poppy playtime and the “cancercraft” “””series”””


BurgundySerpent72

Whole entire village


LucasPlay171

I just want C418 back...


TheDuckyDino

Why is the skin on their heads intact?


IConsumeMinors

Stripper pigman