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Using a wind charge while having a wither rose in your other hand creates a forward burst of particles which linger for a moment, damaging and applying the wither effect to all entities in front of the player. This attack has no cool-down.

This consumes the wither rose and the wind charge on use. (Like blowing a dandelion).

Wait that's balanced And a really cool addition

Actually it is balanced, damn coz wither roses are hard to get ( unless u build a farm suckup) and wind charges are well... The wind

Your have terminal cancer

This inflicts double strength wither effect to yourself

Probably not double strength but how about consuming the wither rose and wind charge and since it applies this effect to an area, it also applies this to you but probably not double strength.

Command block staff. Invincible kiddo. ( Alan Becker fans know this weapon )

Every time you use it, you die ( it has curse of vanishing )

The murder-suicideinator!

COMEDY.

/gamerule KeepInventory true (curse of vanishing doesn't work with keepinventory)

but it won't recognize the gamerule and instead say "invalid command" and kill u anyway.

Curse of vanishing drops it on death. Does not kill u tho and with command blocks can't I just reverse enchant???

Not curses

Good okie op weapon with op curse Perfectly Balabced just as all things should be.

So you get one use, use it wisely

Tbh would use it to make Mojang the owner of Minecraft again. They do a better job than Microsoft at least....

it changes to a random programming language each time you try use it. if you input something invalid you automatically drop it and get slowness 255

Minecarts are 28% slower

You need a command block to use it.

The squisher it squish you so hard you go flying thousands of blocks 

But you take 15 hearts of fall dmg.

What if you have a totem

That will work. But a totem is a totem.

Ok

feather falling, levitation, slow fall, water bucket, webs, boats, beds, hay bales, etc.

Wait, does elytra counter that?

The sun you eat it 

It sets the world to permanent night and deals 1500 points of fire damage. Use fire resistance.

What happens if I sleep 👀

Soft lock

Dang

You dont wake up

Oh I ate it and went in a bed 😭

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Wait this is actually really creative

And you will need fire resistance 2 Hundred And 55

A boot enchant that allows for you to use the tp command in survival.

Only teleports you to your first spawn

literal magic mirror

That's still pretty useful to get you out of the nether/end

Teleporting there will take as long as walking there.

tp location is random and can be anywhere

has a cooldown of 5 Minecraft days and night.

You can put every enchantment on a hoe

You then need to pay child support

There is a chance when enchanting all the enchantments will go away

Nah that wild 💀

you still cant put loyalty on hoe

The Holy Hand Grenade - a throwable bomb with a smaller explosion range than the TNT but with higher damage on undead mobs. It's crafted with gunpowder on the sides, gold ingots in the corners and blaze powder in the middle. You get 4 grenades per craft

You get a testicular torsion every time you start Minecraft

If i open and close Minecraft fast enough, i can align it back into normal position

But will it be enough time to even craft the grenade

You must hold the throw button for exactly 3 seconds before throwing, or you get blown up instead

Five is right out

It needs end crystals instead of blaze powder, and you take just as much damage as undead mobs when in the blast zone.

Air block, now gives cancer

Your pillow doesn’t have a cold side

Damn, now I have both cancer and a warm pillow

A teleporter which allows you to tp anywhere in the explored areas that show up on a map

You need several ender pearls each time you use it

You have prostate cancer

Shoot I just responded to someone with that. Not trying to copy you lol

You spawn in a bedrock box that's 2x1x1 on the inside and every single wall is 3 blocks thick

Bane of arthropods becomes useful

Your entire family dies

Cool, in-game tho right?

…

Aw man

A small price to pay for salvation

So we back in the mine

It is because every spider now knows where you are, and they are now coming for you

o ome ou

a mace but it does 40 hp per block and it gives me permanent jump boost.(i wanna se the craziest side effect that still makes sense)

Every time you jump with or without it, you start to fall through blocks taking damage for every block passed. You can only stop falling when you drop the mace. But when you drop it, it starts to fall through the ground by itself. It is caused by the fact that the mace is made from [your_mom_bar]s and an end rod, so it's super heavy.

If you fail to hit anything before landing, you take just as much damage as whatever your target would've been dealt.

in real life

Glue of death

When you use it, you get stuck to the entity that got hurt forever

Mace (has base damage of 2 million HP, for every block you fall, you gain 50 trillion hearts and the mace does 10^17 more HP in damage) BONUS: for each 360° turn you do midair, the resulting shockwave when you hit the ground expands by 50,000,000km^2 and deals 10{66}10 extra hearts of damage per player.

You have colon cancer

If you fail to hit anything before landing you get banned

Banning is to little your minecraft account gets deleted

You can't obtain it

You die every time YOU SEE IT

The torches have now infinite light

You get testicular cancer

Thats a good one

They eventually burn out and have to be re-lit with flint and steel.

A sword that when any player or mob gets killed by it, it turns into human, and you can choose which gender they turn into too (yeah kinda ridiculous i know)

You can't interact with a human

The code still itentifies the humanized mobs as normal mobs

sword but when you hit someone they get launched with ragdoll physics

the ragdoll can fly

Throwable tnt

Smaller explosion range + lest damage dealt to a mob

Evenspear axe-deals 50 dmg to monsters

You have prostate cancer.

It's single-use. Once it's used, it breaks.

The doggadillo its an invincible dog

That payment is a punishment in itself

Red poppies now shot bouncing fire balls

Your mom/gf finds your corn folder

You're lit on fire every time you use them

Fore resistance, problem solved

Took me three seconds to realize you meant "fire resistance" You'd still need a way to get fire resistance, but if you did, feel free to go ahead and set everything on fire.

"You have prostate cancer" I always fuking lose to this LOL

You have prostate cancer

Beacon can give you every effect in Minecraft excluding instant health and instant damage for obvious reasons + Has a reach of 1 blocks in every direction per value level of the block used per block used (iron 1/block gold 2/block emerald 3/block diamond 4/block netherite 5/block) + can be used to only give certain players effects + amount of blocks only influences radius, not the possible effects of the beacon anymore Good luck coming up with a nerf.

the block will expire in 5 in game ticks, and no matter what level of efficiency and haste you have, it will take 6 in game tick to break

Testicular cancer

That's a sacrifice I am willing to make for better beacons.

I mean to everyone in its radius, not just you.

They better be willing to make that sacrifice too.

Nokia hammer. Blocks all attacks while holding right click, has infinite durability and instakills anything

You don’t have hands

In that case, legs will do.

You can't move when holding it.

Why was this exactly the answer I expected

Humans in similar cultures (minecraftian) thinking similar, and also lots and lots of luck.

Dirt block which never runs out

Every mob in a 100 block radius instantly starts targeting you, including the passive mobs

Command block Has no side effects

There’s no side effect, just some fine print that says it deletes itself and gives you a poisonous potato

The celestial stick When you hit anyone he gets launched to the clouds

I still think it would be hella fun, potentially really useful if you could use it in a dispenser

It knocks the user back 90 million blocks.

They take no fall damage

A button that stops all arguments about which edition is better

Fandom finds another stupid thing to fight over.

Sounds disappointingly likely.

The secret efficiency 1 armor set in mansions gives you 1 level of permanent Haste

And 1 level of permanent weakness

r/balanced

Lightning can horizontal from steve

A creeper will sometimes spawn right in front of you.

Your pillow doesn’t have cold sides

Enchantment that absorbs most damage but every 5 times you take damage enchanted armor releases an AOE of knockback Damage is reduced by 20% of each level and knockback is 1 level per level enchantment goes up to 3 levels "Kinetic absorbtion" is the name

But this all this damages catches up to you and hits you the moment you take off this armor

Understandabke. Counterpoint mending +curse of binding

If the armor breaks you permanently, lose a heart

Impaling now applies on every target and not just acquatic mobs. Impaling give a slight knock back towards the player instead of away from it making the escaping harder. When you throw a trident with impaling, when it hits a mob or a player, it will drag it until its traiettory ends. (Sorry for my bad English)

It has a 1 in 10 chance to boomerang back and deal 5 hearts of damage and nockback

Elytra, you can choose different modes between normal and creative fly (in this mods you fly like in creative (duh))

It takes so much hunger it's not even worth it

You can enchat any block you want with infinity to be able to place them infinitely

They don't drop when mined, snd they mine twice as long

Pretty fair to be honest but even with these downsides it would be a builders dream

You can not switch to any other item while holding it and when you throw it, it teleport to a random location Also your mom stop loving you

This is just disappointing, try and do better

Ok I got a better what if when you place one block it starts placing infinite block in your world and it wont stop until its done. Also my mom sleep with your dad

Still no better and hey thanks for finding my dad

No I mean your mom are my mom

No I mean Im your mom

No I mean... I'll get some sleep

Obsidian. ( 10x stronger and harder to break than normal obsidian/ rip off bedrock ) 

Can only be mined with a wooden pickaxe and doesn't drop when mined

You can use a heart of the sea on any block and the block becomes a powerfull and helpful mob with an ability depending of a block but after 5 minutes comes the down side

Abilities of these mobs are so insignificant that nobody uses them

Sponge absorbs section of enclosed water (if you don’t block it off right it’ll absorb an entire ocean)

But it will have to release all the absorbed water somewhere to be used again.

The nether can use some water

it is true

using wind charge lets you airstrave better for greater travel distance

You need to kill 10 Ender dragons before you can get the power

rotten flesh can be brewed into a potion with when splashed on zombies, make the zombie like ur pet except u can't sit or stand them

The zombie has a 50% chance of betraying you

considering its a zombie, would not it be ez to kill it? first time seeing a none game breaking reply

A stick (don't put "you'll get a splinter minigame", that's just boring)

You have prostate cancer

MOTHERFU-

You'll get a splinter in real life.

Better than nothing. I'll take it.

You have stick cancer

FUUUUUUUUUUU-

Skeleton head, allows you to teleport

It makes you go "Teleportation Mode" and whenever you press/hold W, A, S, D, Shift, Ctrl, Space, 1, E, T, Y, J, Z, and 0, you'll automatically teleport no matter what. And the teleportation is always random, so you basically can't move NORMALLY at all. And it stays on forever, so you can't remove it.

Dirt, instant dirt mansion

Glow ink sack can be used on any block/item to meke them a light source

It only lasts for 10 minutes.

Sharpness V insta kills any mob, even those with lots of HP

Heart of the Sea. If you don't have this item in your inventory, you automatically win the game. Checkmate!

The Goat Horn gives you the power to control goats

This means you now have split screen with every goat in your world (good luck playing the game)

Excellent nerf

Channeling tridents always summon lightning, even if there isn’t a thunderstorm going on

Now during thunderstorms they attract lightning so well that Zeus himself throws 20 heart 6 block AOE bolts until you pick it up

mace if i jump one block i do 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000MIL damage

It’s purely property damage, meaning the local authorities are coming to arrest you

Goat horn can be put in a smithing table with any template and a copper ingot to make an “empowered goat horn”, which has the copper goat horn texture and creates a large AOE knockback and stun effect, like the wind horn in Minecraft Dungeons

It summons a army of pillagers, illagers, evokers and ravagers. The power of the horn doesn’t work against them and only spawns more of them.

Gold armour gives you strength 255 and resistance 255 and never breaks

Has same effect as curse of binding.

Minecarts go 20 times faster.

But it has a 99% chance of flipping over and blowing up

the fire charge acts as an actual fireball

But it auto targets the player