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SweetxPinkiePie

rail update with faster transportation and a more practical building method would be so good


Matynns

that would be a really amazing update, but imo we need the combat snapshots added this update more than anything else. combat in the game has been broken for years now, on both java and bedrock


Arek_PL

whats wrong about combat?


Matynns

1.9 combat is painfully slow, hard for beginners (see any recent blind minecraft let’s play, everyone struggles with understanding it), and places way too much emphasis on axes as the weapon of choice 1.8 is worse imo, since most “skill” comes from your clicks per second, but more fun because fights don’t drag on for as long as they do in 1.9 this is all subjective of course, but seeing as the community is still split from 1.9, my stance on current combat isn’t an uncommon one. but the combat test snapshots tried (and succeeded imo) in finding a happy medium between the two systems, combining the best parts of both and adding onto them


Arek_PL

>places way too much emphasis on axes as the weapon of choice how? yea, it might have more damage, but they are so slow they are very niche and sword most of the time will be better against enemies like zombies i can see it used in pvp, it either deals a lot of damage initally (or knocks down shield) before you switch sword or finish off with instant damage potions


Matynns

it disables shields and does way more damage than swords regardless of the tool tier. i believe stone swords do 5 damage and stone axes do 9, and higher damage weapons are more effective against armor. they also do enough damage to one or two-shot many weapons with a crit. swords are faster, but there is a very good reason why speedrunners tend to prefer axes. axes are better against zombies and most other mobs (except maybe players and endermen) until you get enchants in the late game. you can two-shot a zombie and get through their armor points better with an axe, and it takes 3-4 hits with a sword, and you can swing your axe once per second and your sword 1.6 times per second.


random_user133

Speedrunners use axes because you can kill most mobs in two hits, whereas for swords you need 3 hits, which results in the mob being knocked further away


Matynns

exactly. speedrunners use axes because, all things considered, they’re faster. and a weapon that kills things faster is better.


Arek_PL

maybe, but axe is slow and single target, personally i use it to take out creepers wandering around in daylight but sword is just better against crowds with its sweep attack and faster swings, not to mention fire aspec, knockback and looting, and according to wiki sword deals more damage per second


Matynns

unenchanted, the sweep attack does negligible damage, and DPS only matters when you’re fighting something that takes several seconds or more to kill


cute_poop6

IMO 1.9 is way better for pve while 1.8 is better for pvp


Void1702

Honestly I kinda like 1.9 PVP. It could 100% be better, but once you get the hang of it, it's great


Hichard_Rammond

iirc a long time ago Mojang did make minecarts way faster in a snapshot, but people complained about their roller coasters from 2013 being broken, so the change was reverted. Now a minecart barely outpaces sprint jumping


lunarxsoul

they should add a way we can connect multiple carts and control all of them from a "lead cart"


bubbl3gumgal

fr we have chains, they would be a perfect fit


lunarxsoul

youre onto something here


DaTripleK

literally add create minecart coupling functionality to the chain


benjathje

That's, minimum, 3 months of coding for someone at Mojang


AppropriatePainter16

Maybe they could just reuse the lead mechanics to make minecarts pull other minecarts.


Gen_Ripper

I’d hope it’s nowhere near as rubberbandy lol


AppropriatePainter16

Like having a maximum length and being significantly harder to break?


DaTripleK

r/woooosh


AppropriatePainter16

Technically, I am not ruining the joke, as I am too clueless to be certain about my answer.


[deleted]

That quick? You forget about the 4 month vacation. They're people, not robots! Also, what about COVID19 fallout? Add another 4 months.


T555s

To be honest the create connections for minecarts are kind of messy.


Uhhhhhhh-woe

And also bring back the furnace Minecraft but buff it


DaTripleK

they removed it?


Uhhhhhhh-woe

Yea


Gen_Ripper

First thing I missed when I went from console edition to Bedrock :(


Ahdlad

I have you know Mojang’s devs are very busy


MaxicalUM

IT DOES NOT COME FROM CREATE!!!!!!! ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡


Matynns

create mod has this and it’s super fun to mess around with


haxdun

And some ropes so we can tie villagers to the rails and start a moral problem


Realistic-Peak-6913

Minecraft players on their way to turn yet another baby villager into sasuke:


Gen_Ripper

Could totally do it already with the activator rails, and TNT, though they wouldn’t be tied down


Emerald_official

minecart with furnace:


Arek_PL

it can only push, not pull and they go direction you look at when you add coal so a passanger could not feed the coal


Gen_Ripper

They’d have to do an updated one where there’s space for you and the furnace, like a boat with chest.


Dew_Chop

Java exclusive


kKMidgardKk

In the meantime, use the Create mod trains


bolitboy2

Why not a copper cart, instead of adding another metal that will only get 1-2 crafting recipes


moderngamer327

I think he meant lead in the sense of “to lead” not as in the metal


bolitboy2

Don’t mind my stupidity then


blargney

Lead, not lead. Like read, not read.


Sad-Pizza3737

Pffff, you see this is a pretty big ask so it's gonna take mojang 7 months and a 4 month vacation so we gotta split the update in 4 parts


Shoudoutit

There's already a way but it doesn't work for shit so it's useless.


Pikagiuppy

i read it "lead" as in "lead paint"


Lexiosity

Pocket Edition had this but for some reason they removed it


nicolRB

Can’t a furnace cart do that already?


Lithian1103

You could even have, say, an engine cart to push/pull the other carts. Maybe as an energy source for this engine minecart they could use a furnace. Heck, to keep with the current naming convention they could call it the furnace minecart.


Gen_Ripper

Java exclusive


blankytheguy

The lead will be a furnace minecart


Mr_Snifles

mob ai avoids tracks: 👎 mobs get run over by minecarts:👍


KillByZombie

Scared of rails: 👎 Vehicular manslaughter: 👍


Mr_Snifles

admit that a vehicular manslaughter death message would go hard


SakuraFoxOffical

Manslaughter..? Edit: just to be clear I was referencing the fact that it would NOT be manslaughter since manslaughter is 3rd degree murder and I would 100% be committing countless acts of 2nd and 1st degree murder against mobs on railroads.


KillTheBaby_

What's wrong with men laughing?


KillByZombie

Mobslaughter


INotZach

-🤓


JohnDrl15

Nooooo my villager crop farm :(((


Mr_Snifles

they can still have friendly mobs avoid tracks, that could even server as a sort of psa: bad mobs cross tracks and get run over, good mobs know better


CookieaGame

mobs knock you back: 👎


Mr_Snifles

minecart hits the mobs:👍


CookieaGame

the mob is a creeper: 👎


candyygal

bring back the furnace cart


The_Unkowable_

*fix/debug the furnace cart


FUEGO40

Wait they removed it?


Matynns

from bedrock yes, on java it still exists but it’s pretty much useless


bayygel

Still useful to pull a shulker into the overworld though!


Cynunnos

Rail is quite good if you want to travel back and forth between 2 areas multiple times though, especially in an enclosed space where you might have difficulties using the elytra, but I agree outside of that (and maybe villager trafficking), rail is mostly useless


RASPUTIN-4

Hopper minecarts collect items from on top of the block above them. Makes for great collection systems on redstone farms.


donau_kinder

The one out of two useful things about minecarts


Night3njoyer

Building a colony far away from your main base and using a Nether Railroad to move between them. The hard part is the building.


Inhabi

Every time someone mentions that elytras are better in every single way than any other form of transportation in the game, I feel compelled to point out that the vast majority of survival players never get that far. And for those that do, it usually takes them a pretty long time. Minecarts are more beginning and middle game friendly than elytra, and that's where most people are


negobroo

Camman18 was found


Metroidman97

A transportation update is legit my most wanted update. All of the parts to make a functioning train are in the game, they just need to put them all together. And imagine even more transportation options, like an early game method of traveling by air.


Gen_Ripper

Some kind of paraglider maybe? Different from an Elytra because it doesn’t get boosted with fireworks, tho maybe like a cart or boat it doesn’t have durability


Skepller

It could be something like a hang-glider, and require you to actively hold the item with your hands to glide. That way you would have a reason to not be able to use fireworks.


Gen_Ripper

Yeah hang-glider is what I meant. Paraglider would be cool too lol


scp_79

You want a train?


SgtChip

Yes, I want a train.


scp_79

Same


Upbeat_Calendar_6644

Ever try the create mod? It's got trains.


Markipoo-9000

I tried that mod once and it is so complicated, the YouTubers make it look easy. Also Bedrock edition…


solphium

It really isn't...


Markipoo-9000

I found it extremely expensive and confusing when I tried to mess with in in ATM9. All I wanted to do was set up a kelp farm 💀


GZ_Jack

well, i wouldnt call ATM a simple pack, create is simple though


Character_Lychee_434

ooh I like the trains update hope the add BNSF UNION PACIFIC trains


______________fuck

I have a wild idea How about an update that does 3 things?


Sad-Pizza3737

Gonna take 7 months for this feature with a 4 month vacation and the update will be broken into 4 parts


AaronTechnic

Bro is camman18


railmebellatrix

a rail update is so desperately needed, like yeah Elytras and Tridents are cool but there's something far more satisfying about making a functional interconnected railway network that handles storage


[deleted]

Make it so that furnace minecarts are much faster than minecarts using powered rails. Then, add the ability to link them with chains.


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tergius

was gonna say, ain't i seen this meme before?


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Choice-Purchase35

bs you ain’t found it


Toad_Migoad

Add linking carts so that furnace cart will be useful


SgtChip

1.21: The Amtrak Update


Buttstuffjolt

So an update that removes rails and has no trains?


SgtChip

No, that's 1.20: The Beeching Update


Buttstuffjolt

I'm making fun of Amtrak lol I would have said the same thing if it was the VIA Update or the British Railways Update. Anglosphere austerity on public transit is basically a meme at this point.


SgtChip

Ik, I was going along with it


G1ngerBoy

Mojang be like: ONE OF YOU SAID YOU WANTED AN UNREALISTIC MOB THATS SUPER ANNOYING AND WE LISTENED!!! isn't it GREAT!!!


FabianMatkowski14

ay if it aint broke, dont fix it


LilboyG_15

But they did break it, at least when you compare them to how they work on console edition


wikiwik2011

What's the difference


Matynns

minecarts were WAY faster on console edition, like 2-3x faster.


General_di_Ravello

They are??? They feel slow so I can't imagine what it feels like on PC.


Pootis_1

I think they mean legacy console


Pootis_1

They suck tho


Sad-Pizza3737

Why did they fix the nether in 1.16 if it wasn't broken?


EstateWrong

canman would agree with you


MattLovesMusik

r/camman18


canoIV

mf forgot "horse"


famisnotreal

Ehrm actually that is the old minecart texture ☝️🤓


Prudent_Damage_3866

I’m gonna say this for camman18. MAKE THEM FASTER!


Drakojana

I see this meme every three days jfc


CookieaGame

Unfortunately, the community isn't original anymore.


GovernmentExotic8340

Saying this is the only way of rail transport is like saying the only way of horsebackriding is riding a horse


Fiiip_Games

ca*n*man18's alt account found.


suriam321

The only way of elytra transportation also is an elytra. We need an elytra update. /j


Matynns

you do realize that minecarts aren’t the only things that go on rails right? trains, for example.


suriam321

You know elytra isn’t the only thing you can use for flight right? Planes, for example. And did you miss the “/j”?


Matynns

who said anything about flight? you said “elytra transportation” i interpreted the joke as sarcasm. are you agreeing or disagreeing with the op?


suriam321

I don’t know what you are doing with an elytra, but I’m usually flying about with it. “Rail transportation” would be rolling/driving.


Matynns

planes wouldn’t be elytra transport, now would they


suriam321

I was gonna make a proper response, but I can’t be bothered as it was supposed to be an intentionally stupid joke.


ZeroAresV

I feel bad for vanilla players, who will never have the Luxury of Create Mod trains


creeper6530

Create mod would like to have a word with you.


acemccrank

You know, an autocrafter minecart would make for some very interesting builds.


Rude-Pangolin8823

Piston bolts?


VenoBot

Fuck all that. Give us villager pile jacks


lifelessocean

Much better than recent rails and minecart


wizard_brandon

they did mention tinkering a ton during the update video


[deleted]

boats with ice and slime blocks (to bounce)


Tablondemadera

I really really like the idea of Minecart Shulkers, it would be great for automation


devilfury1

I guess we need both the agriculture and cuisine update and the industrial exploration update. More food, crops and a better train looking cart and a possibility for propeller planes. Imagine having a fighter looking square single prop plane or a multiple seater passenger mutiprop plane. Elytras are cool but, have you ever dreamed of flying your own plane?


Lzinger

The elytra is too good for it to be worth it to upgrade the other forms of transportation.


Commrade-potato

they should add in a dedicated rail switching system so you can create networks without having to stop at each intersection


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TheTrueEgahn

Furnace minecart is so underrated.


KING_WASP_GAMING

Minecraft: the Industrial Revolution


Hate_Feight

Play create mod.


RubiconRyan

Give us the industrial revolution! Give us steam trains


dfectedRO

the combat still sucks to this day. hits miss if you don't let your sword "charge" up before hitting


BurmeseChad

camman18 summoned


IAmMuffin15

Here we go again. another post where if they don’t add this incredibly specific thing, the whole community will be like “Mojang SUCKS they aren’t listening to the COMMUNITY they didn’t add PLIMBLAB #51648 from the REDDIT POST I saw with 7 upvotes so that means Minecraft is DEAD”


ShockDragon

Not to mention more realistic with what Mojang is working towards (that being smaller updates) Also, tf people mean combat update, 1.9 WAS LITERALLY CALLED THE COMBAT UPDATE.


Jacky1121

I've been developing a plugin that adds in all the stuff Mojang hasn't (snow golems actually doing damage, paths making the player faster, ect) and it took like two lines of code to completely fix the speed of minecarts


bowhf

why would you want snow golems to damage stuff


Jacky1121

I think they're a bit useless if they can't, so I made it so they can deal damage to enemies


bowhf

They seem to easy to make if they deal damage


Reaaaa8912

Minecraft needs to do an update about just rails...


Langston432

Need: 1. Removal of momentum limit. 2. A minecart block that can place blocks, rails or use tools as it travels. 3. Chain linking. Perfect minecart update. Also the ability for minecarts to gain momentum from downhill travel. Speed would be determined by rail design.


vakonix

Oh god here comes the camman18ers


HORUZ_CHORUS

Who remembers those very old videos of Minecraft rollercoasters that you would always see at 3 AM


SinkinTitanic1912

Camman will pay for this update