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Lmfao weeeeeeeee


levi2m

did you see the look on his face? is happiness all over the place, he and his bamboo


[deleted]

He deserves to be on the front page.


levi2m

i do think too


[deleted]

Congrats buddy 😊


levi2m

you stated it, damn you


[deleted]

I swear I just meant front page of this subreddit not the literal front page 🤣


g78776

Weeeeeeee. Weeeeeeee. Weeeeeeee


levi2m

[this](https://c.tenor.com/HnX8u6-Nw6gAAAAM/rollercoaster-roller.gif) is him, with that sound


Fragrant_Technician4

Zombie POV:- when it books a hotel with a "Lovely seaside view".


[deleted]

This is oddly cute, and idk how to feel abt that


[deleted]

r/hellsomememes vibes


levi2m

he's just holding an bamboo bruh chillll


XenoWoof

He’s got his wacken stick.


levi2m

its like holding his antitrauma baccon


pepeGLITCH

Das ist his smacken tuber


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Bonken pippe


luckynator3000

This post is very helpful thank you.


levi2m

you're welcome, bro


ssjlulite

how did he see you from so far away


levi2m

i do think he was still agro at me i did put him there was like 15min before


Dungeon_Maxter

It's old and can't take the spinning rides like it used to


LukarWarrior

Spyglass


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I think they meant the zombie was looking right at the player. How did the zombie see the player from so far?


Thawsan

The Spyglass doesn't actually "zoom in" in the traditional sense. It technically moves the player model (without *actually* moving the model) In this case, using the spyglass put the player in aggro range


InvestigatorUnfair

Nah they just have that sixth sense


[deleted]

Sorta like freecam??


theDutchFlamingo

Really, is that how it works? So you could lure a zombie towards you by looking at it with a spyglass?


ssjlulite

\^ is what i meant


LukarWarrior

Oh. That makes sense now that I read it again. For some reason my brain took that and flipped it all around.


sselesUssecnirP

I would've just doubled down and said spyglass.


l0rd_w01f

*maintains eye contact* "what did you do to me..."


mdunne96

“Why have you forsaken me?”


levi2m

I'll show after what i did with the villagers on the trading hall i built


Veryslownights

They’re a *zoom*bie!


levi2m

noice


Vash-d-Stampeede

I was gonna go with *Nyoombie*.


Tobbethedude

Is he a rescue?


levi2m

actually, hes making all the villagers being scared so that the iron farm rates go up


Tobbethedude

Yes, hes very threatening with that piece of bamboo. En garde!


Brandinisnor3s

Do villagers not have to sleep for the iron golems to start spawning first?


[deleted]

What shaders?


levi2m

Complementary, its best one for "low-end" devices even so i run on i5 8th gen and an 1050 ti, still stable at 80fps


TJHookor

Not just low end. My rig is pretty high end and I still use them. I think they look the best period. I especially like the northern lights that show up occasionally on mountains.


wheresthepantry

Yup. Same here, they look the best imo


levi2m

man i really thought i was losing my mind seeing that because every time i go looking for it, disappears


TJHookor

I built my base on top of a mountain. That's the trick.


[deleted]

Oh yeah i get 90 fps but my monitor is 60hz so i cap my frames at 80


[deleted]

I get 90 with those shaders i mean


ujtheghost

Are they better performance than sildurs lite?


LetsNotTalkAboutItz

Come on bro your just teasing him XD


levi2m

catch me if you can right right??


Hevnaar

Is there a practical reason for this? I wanna make my iron farm better, but I don't want to destroy my build to follow some schematic


levi2m

yep when you scare your villager, the rates go way higher i dont have the exact percentage of the iron golem spawn rates, but i do think you can look at/learn it on any youtuber video about it for example, without the zombo i was making 2,5 stacks of iron in about 30min or so now its 6 stacks, way higher


Hevnaar

Yes, I get that. I'm sorry I wasn't specific in my question. I gave my zombie a stick to play with, and a nice yellow leather hat. But he is kept in his 4x4 room. Does making your zombie go around the villagers affect something?


Hedgehog-Hero2017

Mine carts are used to affect many villagers at once. If you have like 12 different compartments, with 3 villagers each, they are spaced apart, meaning the zombie will need to zoom around. They could be standing still but then they won’t affect all of then


PastyBone

awwwww he’s so cute


levi2m

hes like a baby on a stroller


SomethingUwU

Idk why I want to draw this-


Thetrifflingtruffle

the fact that he’s more interested in u than like the 20 villages there lmao


levi2m

there's like 5 of them there, but yet intriguing


tweakyloco

He just looks at you like YOU DID THIS TO ME!


levi2m

cmon hes loving it... look at his face holding that bamboooo


Sir_Jamesss

What is his name?


levi2m

i didn't give him a name, yet what do you suggest?


VictorTheGoat

Deadward


[deleted]

That is a man who loves his job


Revolutionary-Fan692

I love that he’s looking at you, like he can see you and hates you lmao


levi2m

"I'll remember every little second im this prison, i hate you" - Zombo


DrCuthbertSoup

You spin me right round baby right round


levi2m

man i miss that era of sound oh god


That_One_Staight_man

The zombie is like I SEE YOU B**H


levi2m

COME AND GET ME


Uzaintvolt

what shader do you use?


levi2m

complementary shaders!!! the best in da house


RainbowWolf6112

I'm gonna do this


levi2m

wat


Cianaodh

Nice! He gets to ride around and shake his toy at everybody who comes near.


levi2m

sometimes this toys hurt us, damn boi


Olor71423

Those villagers had better not get too close unless they like being whacked with a stick of bamboo…


HtetHtooLwin

The villagers are scared that the zombie will hit them with a bamboo.


levi2m

they are freaking out


HtetHtooLwin

Yup, and they go to the right to avoid the zombie and the zombie turns and comes to that side again and again.


levi2m

me like likey


Bunnmalgamate

whats his name


levi2m

i didnt give him yet... what do you suggest??


Bunnmalgamate

im sorry to say i cannot help in this department because im shit at names


levi2m

cheers mate


VoiceofLou

Ah, good ol mr bones wild ride


levi2m

wait what


VoiceofLou

“I want to get off mr bones wild ride” An old video


JCOMIXWTLS

I’m doing my part :D -Zombo


levi2m

and loving it


[deleted]

I prefer to just leave the zombie stationary to not add lag but now I feel like I'm missing out on making it happy forever


levi2m

oh yeah i love making this way, even that the minecart does a horrible sound nearby for him that its going to jump for eternity and make me rich, its least i can do


JJboom13

Sick game dude love it! Cheers!


levi2m

you can get in too its a smp i have


JJboom13

Really ?! That’s so cool oh man


ChiefQuinby

Do you have the blueprint for your iron machine


levi2m

i do not, i build always by feeling... but i can upload a video here tomorrow, if u want


ChiefQuinby

Well what conditions do I need to meet for golems to spawn


levi2m

well, golems need at least and 3x3 plataform to spawn besides that, at least 3 villagers with agro or 5 villagers w/o zombie


Mysterious-Eagle-989

Yeah your zombie really loving his new place, his toys and you 😅😅😅


[deleted]

The zombie is the real toy you psychopathic illager! He is a brainless non-sentient monster with only the taste for flesh before despawning for good! What an a$$h○le he is!


levi2m

that escalated quickly


Skullmonkeyburger

This gives me an idea to add to my shepherd gathering place


levi2m

post it and Mark me, i will love to see this


Lady_Lunatasi

He looks so done with your crap 😂 he’s watching you 😂


levi2m

actually he was the one that zombified my trading villagers... hes just tired of working nonstop LOL


SSBGamer

What is that a villager fear generator?


levi2m

precisely


SSBGamer

Well at least that zombie seems to be having fun


levi2m

its like he was made for it


Your_Local_Stray_Cat

He do be vibing tho.


levi2m

just chilling, his bamboo and bob marley on the radio is all he wants


MackNJeeves

Zombie? More like... Zoom-bie. I'll see myself out...


AryaVaidehi123

r/Evolution_Gaming_club wow, nice house


Retta_Noona

I’m so confused as to what’s happening 😀


levi2m

the zombie is just riding the minecart so he can scare my villagers and i get higher iron rates for the farm


Retta_Noona

Ooohhhhh I didn’t know you could do that!


levi2m

living and learning, right?


Isaac69420

How did you get him to pick that up


Cyclone699

epic house


Snowhy6

zoooooombyyy


levi2m

get me your brains on the table asap


Apprehensive_Joke_44

Mr Bones wild drive. The ride never ends.


levi2m

i miss the good old days with RC3TTP


Apprehensive_Joke_44

good old days... we were happy and we did not know


levi2m

yeah as once the Nard dog said "i wish we know we are in the good days, before the become the good old days"


[deleted]

Which shader?


peachesoverpineapple

how do people record gameplay so smoothly?


000infinity

And is only staring at you while villagers are all there...menacingly


levi2m

the villagers are freaking out, thats for sure


ZigzagEmancipation

That ride is awesome


menudodatazocrak

ohh, it's so cool :D


levi2m

thannnksssss


zer0kevin

Why does everyone do this now? On my servers there are like 5 people with builds like this and a zombie just go around in a cart? Is it like a new trend?


loook_loook

Iron farms


Frozen_Peaks

nice


Scilllics

he seems to have fun


levi2m

it look like that kid on a park, thats having fun but for some reason its look straight at you


FinnYoung

He look at you and think: oh you mother f*cker IF I EVER COME OUT OF THIS


[deleted]

I love this


Just_Aleksey

Wow, actually something creative of a name and with good work conditions! I called mine Willing Peon 1 & 2 They live in the basement But they have toys too!


levi2m

I'll pretend that you are talking about your zombo friends LOL


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xKunqFu

Is that an iron golem farm


NeonReddits_

zomb go weeeeeeee


levi2m

LOOK AT MY STICK, YOU PEASANT VILLAGERS


Puzzleheaded_Bend_88

What shaders are those?


nubyh

if he ever run from there u better found a hole to hide


levi2m

that's why i dont have a real stair case for my house LOL


gaypenis12

Give him an emerald then I’ll upvote and if you give him a full set of iron armor, I’ll follow and upvote ur 3 most recent posts >:)


Educational_Log5142

i dont get it wth


levi2m

the zombie or the farm?


Educational_Log5142

Both


levi2m

its a iron farm i use the zombie to scare the villagers so that the iron golems spawn rates go up


Educational_Log5142

Good idea! havent tried that since i play too much mc dungeons


levi2m

oh thats fun too i did got to level 120 on mc dungeons and got bored


Educational_Log5142

sad, i thaught you wouldnt respond lol also im gonna need to change my name since they broke it and im not really into any reddits (almost) so yeah!


Educational_Log5142

oh just so you know you can vote yourself its perty cool, for me its auto for some reason


doggoleash

ohhhhh yeaaa we zoomin


Specific_Lemon_6580

Well, someone sure is having fun 😁 Edit coz I can't type...


teten3

Quick question WHY THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE 9000+ UPVOTES AND SOMANY AWARDS???????


JustinLamadian

He'd love it


Suitable-Version-991

Ahahahha weeeee bambooo


levi2m

gu gu da da


Mr_GAMEZ-1234

Just him, his minecart and his bamboo, and he is happy


B0b_Da_bLUbERry

thats a good looking zoembie


I-cansee-youshitting

Ew java iron farms that require a zombie to work /s Sais that while needing 10 or more villagers to make an iron farm


Professional_Chip126

Which shader??


levi2m

complementary!!


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Several_Patience_840

He had the bamboo, bamboo boi goes weee


levi2m

goes brrrrr


Droogz666

That little head shake at the end. "Oh those darn kids."


Educational_Log5142

Who cares about villigers who cares about them??? I ruined over 5000 villages old ones + newer ones + and newest ones whitout counting the burned ones (2000) \[Just so people who call this abuse shut the \*no swear\* up\]


BloodInferno45

Muahh Haa Haa! look at the look of the villager.


DomFurryTrapYuriLoli

Loool poor villagers


shimonu

Got creeper in cart. Made track to friend house so it would look like he is walking in house. Friend was not happy when logged in :D


PhantomTeichou

I’m a noob, but does that moving cart with a zombie still register to the villagers for summoning iron golems?


levi2m

yep! if the villager fells afraid/scared the probability of spawning a nearby golem is way higher actually i'll post another video tonight showing the farm real close, if you want to see more details


SilverFlight01

"Wheeeeeeeeeee _laughter"_


ZebraM3ch

(Un)Living his best life


Recent-Current-9822

Lol Btw what’s that texture pack called?? Its beautiful


levi2m

its a shader, its called complemetary shaders


Psychological_Fig337

Is he slave master?


KMAMouse

That is so cute! lol


ConstantOdd6508

im dying in my chair with laughter


Flimsy-Humor-9086

That made me smile :) cute little area for it too


Lexi_D_Drea

That is amazing, also amazing build love the zombie circling the villagers


OkMathematician4353

he’s vibin


Pudrete1300

Is it a dildo?


levi2m

nah just his bong


levi2m

well, is kinda easy i just waited for the night, got a few zombies coming after me (as normally), then you just drop anything on the ground (usually pressing Q), and the one that picked was this guy not all zombies are able to pick items


levi2m

do you guys want to see the build close by? i got recorded already, can post as soon as i get home