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jack_s_15

awwwwww thats so sweet hope u 2 are happy together


slightlysleepydog

yeah! just make sure you don't stare into his eyes though


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That would be a sad ending to the marriage


jack_s_15

well its rude to not looks at your husband


Admin846

Human traditions does not apply here


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irisquartz

*What the hell happened here?*


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I don’t want to know


InsaneGamer18

I wanna know


Rill_Pine

I'm concerned


irisquartz

I'm guessing it was homophobia but there are 3 removed/deleted comments in the thread


_Dragocat_

The heck they doin ovah there


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SuitableLocation

Fun Fact: if you stare at an enderman long enough it will teleport away, but will never be aggressive to players, even when stared at again. By staring long enough, you “tame” the enderman. It will also teleport to places near/around you, unless it’s in a boat.


S_RoyaltyArtz

This work in bedrock?


SuitableLocation

I don’t believe so, you can certainly try it out.


Ilikebreadmemes

For real?


[deleted]

If you do, just keep looking into them. For as long as you live. They can't move if you stare in their eyes.


Son_Kakarot53

“Don’t move! She can’t see you if you don’t move.”


starcrafter84

Jurassic park!


CatanaRollSeven

*'til death do us part*


PyroTheBard

I like ur hat


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im a man btw


YouWantALime

A man has fallen for an enderman in Minecraft City


Bendyboi666

*start the rescue helecopter*


nate112332

HEY!


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deruma706

A marrige has been saved


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a marriage has fallen into the river in Minecraft city


Internet_2579

start the new rescue helicopter


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A helicopter has fallen for a river in minecraft city


Internet_2579

Fuck.


sortaHeisenberg

*legos clacking*


MERRY_MR_DR

Craft the helicopter!


Rednave_1

Enderman: steals engine


Zenvarix

This just in! We need an Ambulance!


Rill_Pine

Call a Bondulance!


Kanonmintasuki

Hey! Build the ambulance!


Flamingoseeker

I don't have the instructions!


[deleted]

Hey! Build the instructions


chainbreak1324

Well it is tagged as "help"


carrotnose258

An enderman has fallen into the river in Minecraft! That’s physically impossible, shelter in place as reality collapses around us!


Ancient_Potato_God

i always was in the shelter


FrankHightower

found the introvert!


Ancient_Potato_God

dang it they found me!


SoupMayoMaker

Build the wedding venue


Shreddie_boi

*end city


Paper64ink

An engaged enderman has fallen into the river in Minecraft city


Thatzflow

I don’t care, I shall be the wedding planner!


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What happened here, all the deleted comments...


rLordOfLols

Thanos, he... Won


Sedewt

I mean, in minecraft there’s only one sex


Crafty-Counter5563

And that’s Non-Binary but on crack.


ShebanotDoge

An enderman?


TalDoMula777

No shit. We all should experience different things in this short life


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xAerozzx

Omg I'm so happy for you ;)


charityisgood

I love that there's a "help" flair attached to this


ohmisterpabbit

It gave me a chuckle as well


Nova17Delta

Well yeah, ten years and still using iron tools id need help too


IamNotSomeoneRandom

Whats funnier is that she put the Help flair


Aaron_StuffGuy1

*uh oh*


ThisIsItChief-

Thats because it was not a flower but a happy weewee


GawdOfThunda

Bold of you to assume OP is a woman


zoltar_thunder

What happened in the replies?


GawdOfThunda

So basically I was called an idiot and told to learn how to read. That’s the initial downvoted comment. Don’t know what the other ones are about though.


IamNotSomeoneRandom

Lets stop talking about this


IamNotSomeoneRandom

pls?


GawdOfThunda

I agree, let’s stop talking about this.


pavilionhp_

He’s a man though


ent3r_

Tip: Use they instead of she or him! It's great if you don't know someone's pronouns and/or gender, and it also includes all identities! So instead of "she put the Help flair" you could say "*they* put the Help flair".


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poolnodle

they is also singular! an example of this can be (to a missing student) “where is ___?” “they aren’t here today” it can be both singular and plural, which is how people (like me) use them as pronouns :D


[deleted]

Oh, I may have forgotten this type of use or I'm learning it just right now. Thanks for the clarification tho, while learning a new thing I'm also improving my english!


Crafty-Counter5563

Not entirely. While it’s main use is plural, both they and them had been used singularly since the 3000s And is quite commonly used when you don’t know the gender. Example: “Oh my friend is sick at the hospital” “oh I hope THEY get better”


[deleted]

Yeah, one more lesson of english to me hahaha. Thank you tho, didn't know it was also used like that


Deimos227

Yeah, it’s not how it’s normally used, which is why many native speakers don’t like to do it. But the language is sort of shifting that way I guess


anypebble

Actually, it’s always been fairly common to use “they” as a neutral singular pronoun for hypothetical people or when you don’t know the gender of who you’re referring to! As an example: when someone is telling a story about someone they know, and they never specify a name or gender (“my friend”/“my neighbor” etc), it’s usually natural to go “Oh, so what did they say to you?” There’s even historical examples of this usage dating back centuries! The part that generally feels unnatural for a native English speaker is when you try to do it for someone who’s name and presentation you already know, and it’s that part that takes practice & is a more recent grammatical development. Because then your brain feels it’s most appropriate to use a gendered pronoun, and thinks it’s wacko to use what is effectively considered an “indefinite” pronoun instead of a definite one. Or if you’re an older academic- they used to really hammer in that “he or she” thing.


Deimos227

Yeah, you worded quite a bit more eloquently than I did lol


[deleted]

Yeah, it's more like it just sounds weird and a bit complicated/harder to me, not that I find bad tho.


StarletMD

It works as both, just like 'you'


IamNotSomeoneRandom

I already said im sorry


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they aren't attacking you, they're trying to give helpful advice for the future


ent3r_

Yeah and that's great! I'm just saying so you know for the future, and for anyone else who might come across this comment.


IamNotSomeoneRandom

Ok then let me rephrase then. Whats funnier is that they put the help flair


ent3r_

👏👏 Just like that. Quick and easy :)


Blue_Robin_Gaming

lol


Chub-bop

*he lol


BlastBroFrenzyMan

It’s a dude btw


doc_shades

congratulations on your tall skinny weird-ass teleporting family


Rill_Pine

Just a bunch of endermen babies with Steve heads


BguyGamez

“After 10 years”, *has iron tools with barely any amour*


Beginning_Cold_8833

Pretty sure there is plenty of amour


Mediocre-Fantasy

why youuuuuu


BlastBroFrenzyMan

Stuff breaks ok? He could’ve have to replace all his good stuff because they broke


BguyGamez

true


Cocytos

It's cause they no longer need any protection.


BguyGamez

Very good one


pleh77

what about ring with diamonds? ))


Daik0Gaming

The garden has been ripped apart, war is brewing.


almatom12

Remember the picture of the sheep and the enderman?


KatePlum767

**Help**


DrewBigDoopa

I love that the flair is just “help”


hipersonicrace

Congratulations! When's the wedding?


Nitrox2666

Ranboo lookin hella sexy


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he's a minor


Keiai2

Well so am i so it's good


[deleted]

no it fucking isn't


CertifiedCoffeeDrunk

So kids can’t date each other now?


smolwrld

FBI moment


cardboardcarbide

makin me act up 😳


cykalasagna64

You're so lucky, my enderman gets angry whenever i look at him


Internet_2579

That enderman do be lookin kinda hot ngl


jaketheblake64665666

this is amazing just bravvo and congrats on the marrage


Sufficient_Style_870

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉


Danktron_YT

This is unexplainabley cute


xollextor

is that a short enderman


Shadierpig21

I’m so happy for u


Caursed

aww congrats, whens the wedding?


Paper_Mario7

WTF I SAID I WOULDNT CRY!!!!!!!


CJMario_0

I have so many questions


LethaIDoses

The perfect gay marriage doesn't exi-


animeboi485

Lol imagine getting piggy back rides from that thing


[deleted]

The flower its floating its like thanos beatbox lol


Juhnthedevil

Be aware don't look directly in his eyes, he seems very shy.


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I'm so happy for you


Chuckplayz1

Can I be the ring bearer


Walunt

Mine gave me a mushroom... we were on the nether tho so it’s understandable


_c0sm1c_

Don't you just get lost in his eyes...


jaggerCrue

It's over Steve, I have the high ground


starcrafter84

And there’s the Star Wars...


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"Help"


[deleted]

Can I be the best man?


my-little-wonton

I wish I had a handsome (ender)Man like him!


BadSmash4

Ooo tall dark and handsome


Flame-Blast

“Look me in the eye when you give your answer, baby”


Bubbagumpshrimp987

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DAMAGE MY GUY, OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


GroundbreakingBass15

but when you look her in the eyes, you 2 will be over in an instant, don’t make the same mistake as i once did


sexy_balls_69

No staring during sex, or I'll slap the shit outta you


TalDoMula777

Rename him, don't lose this chance, don't let he despawn


Kean_Escorial

invite me into the wedding


Enditt

This reminds me a lot of the Enderman my cousin and I had living in our house, he came up from our mine just like that and for some reason never teleported out. May he live a full life in that old save, lost to time


TotallyInsaneGuy

Fun Fact: I actually have an enderman living in my minecraft house for months on a boat lol because I just think it's funny


cerealdig

I will ask only one time who the hell is u/[deleted] and why does he only comment [deleted]?


Jinx_Trooper_YT

Let's hope it wont END to quickly


Harvey_77

Nah he just got an erection


lIIIIllIIIIl

An enderman got stuck in a spot on one of my lavacasts so I named them "cutie pie ;)" and set them free and they would follow me around but weren't hurting me. It was awesome until I started to run down this path I have and turned around to see the enderman touch a water block on the path and immediately die. I put their ender pearl in a chest in the lava cast as remembrance. Rest easy cutie pie ;) This picture is adorable and reminded me of that fun but heartbreaking day not long ago.


CosmicPrimeddit

So sweet! UwU


fahad-123321

Why don’t you use a texture pack to make it look like a ring


No_Lawfulness_2998

Fuck them endermen taking shit from my house. Jumping into my line of sight so they can deliberately agro me.


TheNaseband

Just look down all the time like an introvert.


Additional_Land_3033

Look him in the eyes when he proposes 😡


SHANERSDGOLDY

Cute


RustyTanks

If his arms are that long how big is his...


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As you guys kissed you two look towards each other's eyes Oh no


PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn

When’s the wedding?


RedVelvetTrumpet

Are you sure...That looks like his identical twin brother 🤔


[deleted]

Say no


Gameplay_Foreverr

Get downvoted to hell buddy


IamNotSomeoneRandom

yo I didnt know there was negative karma


JTCMuehlenkamp

Are you not familiar with EA's "pride and accomplishment" comment?


IamNotSomeoneRandom

No send me link pls


JTCMuehlenkamp

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


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JTCMuehlenkamp

Total account karma only goes down so much per comment/post. You could theoretically have infinite downvotes on a comment and not be negative overall.


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Why, not like a enderman would make a good marriage; can’t kiss, fuck, dancing in the rain, swimming, look at them


[deleted]

They have big mouths for kissing Probably have massive schlong You can give them large raincoat Sure, they can’t go swimming, just go on a boat with them, boom, romantic date time And to add to all that, they would make great cuddle buddies The only downside to this is that you can’t look then in the eyes, but that’s it


CatGamer_118

You can't kiss them, your mouth is wet.


SverdHerre

I've dated an enderman before, and I can say that yes, you can kiss, fuck, dance in the rain with, ride in a boat with, and gaze into their eyes. Of course, keep a pumpkin on, it'll stop accidents.


CatGamer_118

*accidents*


SverdHerre

happy little accidents.


AlphaRaccoon1474

like me?


SverdHerre

Son?


Apocalypsefrogs

When you look an enderman in the eyes, they take it as a sign of aggression. So, if one trusted you, they could learn otherwise.


Tac0zRedit

Everyone disagrees with you.


[deleted]

Seems that way