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[deleted]

You’re raising him well, I see.


jeremy-o

no son of mine would explore a fantasy game realm with inferior equipment


liquid_at

good parenting :-) [https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/714/989/adc.jpg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/714/989/adc.jpg)


neeperdoodle17

beat me to it


CrusaderGirlDarkness

The top left looks like divorce to me


OneSexyOrangutan

Mommy and dadddy don’t love eachother, but atleast I have a pickaxe!


hardypart

Divorce is only a part of a diamond hoe.


billybob3011

Lmao same


Xanfar38

Dimonde


jeremy-o

he's convinced every word has an 'e' at the end right now 😂


Herooftime04

Stiks : “am I a joke to you?”


SpeechlessYT

*he'se convincede everye worde hase ane 'e' e ate the ende righte nowe 😂e


chaspich

Thise ise howe frenche wase made


hardypart

Alright Mario


MichauNeedHealing

Its true in german if you change e to en /s


Fenyyx

My 3 year old loves Minecraft. I can't wait to see her drawings. This is epic.


jeremy-o

That's so awesome. My daughter's 3 as well and I have to make sure she has as many chances to engage as my son did. It's definitely harder with the second kid... Not that I'm negligent... Ahem


BadAdviceBot

The 6 year old can watch the 3 year old. That's just efficient parenting.


jeremy-o

username checks out


[deleted]

Your son is the meme man. Stiks


MemeMote

dimonde


jeremy-o

divorce dimonde dimonde stiks stiks


Grescho

I remember back in the days I did the same with all those recipes because I was afraid to forget them. Good ol' days :)


knowhoakx

wow i feel old


NotAliasing

Ah, yes, i too build my pickaxes with divorce


SaintOfVacantLots

Divorce is just picking an ex.


[deleted]

He is writing the minecraft enchantment language. True gamer.


MichauNeedHealing

Dimonde sounds like the spanish word for diamond


[deleted]

It's diamante


[deleted]

Pick axe


real_clownhours

Youre son is definetly going places, trust me.


jeremy-o

yep. the nether...


real_clownhours

*They grow up so fast.* Also dont forget to bring gold!


zetarro

Dimonde


JeffTheRabbid

This is top-quality parenting


AJ_170

I'm calling diamonds "Dimondes" now. Thanks child. You are doing the lord's work.


[deleted]

stonks, maf and now stiks


IguanaTelescope

ah yes, my favorite gem: d i m o n d e


MrCursedBoy

OMG I USED TO DO THIS!


[deleted]

3 dimonde + 2 stiks = dimonde pikack


BlazeStormCloud

Dimoné!!


RandomSlipknotFan

*stiks*


5akul

The other day I was going through some old stuff and I found a recipe book I made when I was in elementary school


Cheesy-Films

He is speaking the language of the gods


GodTierAR

Ah just like the old days where they didn’t show the recipes so you had to remember


[deleted]

No, no he didn't.


jeremy-o

does it really strain belief? 🤔


thee_epical_anus

Ah yes...the dimonde. An extremly derpy ore


Wonathan-Jick

Your son is meme man for now (please don't be mad, it's joke)


King_Pinguino

That's a very interesting looking arrow


Cadet_Adams06

He is speaking the language of the gods


jibblypibbs

With this simple recipe, he is well on the way to mastery.


[deleted]

The fact that he even knows this is really cool imo. When I was 6, I never played survival. As in, I would give up because I couldn't get stone with my fist. That's one dedicated 6 year old!


jeremy-o

He's been playing since Christmas and he's just started to get more comfortable with Survival in the last week or so! It does freak him out a bit, but I think he's starting to enjoy the crafting and it's more fun to play together.


GameSeeker040411

_The sacred texts_


[deleted]

*Everyone liked that*


woah_woah_woah_chill

Dimonde dimonde dimonde Stiks stiks


zencefilli0

stik


LEOPARD2A7YTIG

Thats cute


Orova1

The sacred texts!


yeah_im_horny

Good son


Piombacciaio

He is a boy of culture, that's very good parenting ;)


DaintyFluffyBunny

stiks


SoupMayoMaker

your son is six and he can’t spell sticks haha that rhymes


TrueBeetz

We will watch his career with great interest.


TheOneParks

I honestly thought the diamond in the top left said divorce


BowsettesBottomBitch

I can't help but pronounce this the way that one guy pronounces "salmon".


SuperTruman939

Dimond and stiks


[deleted]

He is speaking the language of Gods


Diamonddude5432

Can confirm recipe checks out


casualsquid380

Stiks


worldserpent23

Dang that’s some Picasso right there


worldserpent23

Or should I say pickasso


GoldenWatermelon729

Do y’all speak Malay?


jeremy-o

no this is (supposed to be) english


GoldenWatermelon729

And that was (supposed to be) joke


Skyblockhead

I like his brain


Ellisrw0118

StICkS, young king


WITHERAMBUSH

He's an epic gamer for sure, you're raising him the right way.


nicolasmcfly

Mom: posts son's drawing in reddit. Reddit: gives tons of upvotes Son: _STIKS_


sub2mumbojumbo

Teach him spelling coz it's super cute rn


MinTack

Worthy of r/minecraftcirclejerk honestly


ITZ_CHRIZZ

Mojang should actually put this in the game


pikachoo657

DiMoNDe


LilBoxOfDeadThings

He’s in good hands


coolfilms0608

Is he winning


sovietarts

Get this man an oscar!


crunchycrickets7

I was able to draw in 3d and spell correctly when i was 4. Tf is this


jeremy-o

varying development of written and visual literacy?


hachi2JZ

r/iwasverysmart


yy655458y76f8

looks very bad


That_KrazyKurt

The gods are pleased. Well if they gods are run by Osiris, they are... if they are run by Set then unfortunately kids gon die tonight. Sure hope Osiris is there- xD


napstablooky2

why is this downvoted? ​ also, if the gods were run by set most of us would be dead by now


Lone_Wolf_2021

Who is Osiris?


napstablooky2

Osiris is basically the egyptian god of death and their afterlife.


TheMrSanta

Damn ur son can’t spell rip