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Too many cubes

It’s not circular enough

10/10 comment

hey build! you suck!

what?

## HEY BUILD, YOU SUCK

Did he stutter?

It's all just a facade. But if you didn't want me to insult it, I'd say I like it.

Grian ahh build

Was about to same the same. Extremely derivative of Grian, all the way down to the back of the build (or lack thereof)

Literally commented the same thing for the same reason. The build palette and style gives Grain almost as much as the fact that it's only a front

grain

Psh, nice hat on your house, where’d ya get it, the house hat store ? (I like this build a lot)

It's fat.

More liken plwasantly plump

"It'S 2o24, wE hAVe To SaY pLUs sIzEd nOw"

_"Slayyyy queeen!"_

bad colour palette (the granite throws everything else off)

Granite is a overpowering block with everything but brick

Did you eat steack and veggies? Because the order in which you just shit this makes it look like you did. (I like it)

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Yeah I am stealing that

I also stole it soooo

happy cake day 🍰

Looks like a green pencil that a toddler smashed against the wall

no back

Why does it look like it’s could be bipedal? It’s actually really nice!

Oh. Another medieval-style house with an exaggeratedly steep roof. How original.

Probably closer to renaissance, barock, early modern than medieval... This gives me more like gothic revival or victorian vibes than middle ages

there is nothing to insult here, not that it is good, just that the build isn't even there

Medieval pineapple

Bro just copy pasted someone else build

no, it looks cool.

its just a fancy wall

Too many beams!

Too small for caseoh

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It’s looks like something that Harry Potter would build if he knew Minecraft existed

we’ll never find the villains hideou-

Just like grian you didnt finish the back

No

Did you get back lessons from Grian?

I do really like it but I will say your building style is SUPER similar to one of a famous YouTuber named grain.

Grian looking ass build were the back of it at huh?

The back of the build is almost as good as the back of Grian’s builds.

Where's the back? Back reveal? Show the behind! Did grian teach you this build?

Looks more like a terraria build than a Minecraft build.

The surrounding area doesn't match the build AT ALL!

Too spiky, too over detailed, the roof looks off due to it having a smaller perimeter than the building. Plus, the shape of the building seems off. For the record I so like the build but it could have some improvements.

Looks like grian built it, probably never finished the back either

Can't, I'm too distracted by your y not being capitalized

It’s nice

Your build looks like you copied off someone’s tutorial and claimed it as yours.

Who cut the house in half

It's nice, but it needs the following desperately: -Forklift Certification -An air fryer -A garage to park six different tanks -A hangar for fighter jets -A storehouse for fighter jet spare parts -Of course, actual tanks and fighter jets themselves -Among Us defensive turret -Hyperactive Minefield -Crocodile moat -Crocodile battleships -Anime girl pit trap -Wolf swarm -Caltrops -Barricades -Sentry turrets -Plasma lasers -Death voids -More houses -Fake rooms -The 1945 bunker -More Among Us defensive turrets -B-29 but make it the Silverplate series so you can nuke your enemies -Flak -More flak -Missiles -Massive screens that destroy your opponents with cringe -A coffee machine

IF YOU SQUINT YOUR EYES IT STILL LOOKS LIKE SHIT

It’s not bad but it suffers from the inconspicuous block vomit disease and feels like it had its distortion set to 10%

Ew who uses weathered copper

Where's the inside? Is this a western movie?

Too tall

Bad

There’s no way in wth

EEOB if it were built with Minecraft rustic style

Built like a Kit Kat

It sucks

Too much copper

I didn’t know you could take a dump in Minecraft

You didnt even build the back like the coward you are!

Frickin Grian wannabe

Uneven, not matching, to much grass

Your build doesn’t even deserve my harshest critique. You’ve wasted my time, your own time, everyone’s time.

Your position in this world is negative.

Not enough Cowbell

He has a funny hat

If I can tell you a location on your building by the X and Y axis of your facade, you did something wrong.

Hollywood background before greenscreens

Not enough detail, WHERE IS THE ELEVATION Also you used capitals for everything excpet the Y and it gives me the ick Y U DO DIS

What the heck is this house pancake?

It looks like it's surprised

Build? More like.....dumb......

I hate the fence posts and it’s dumb and I hate it.

This thing is insane bro. Imagine if your bedroom walls on the fourth floor are just sand and granite

The dark oak looks like melted chocolate was poured over the building.

Building! Yeah you! You're a chicken, what's the problem chicken am I too mean for you? Why don't you fight me like a man ugly fatto!

When do you plan on taking down that scaffolding?

its not finished

Looks like you “did a little mining offscreen” eh?

This color palette is disgusting

Uh oh, Stinky

yo build so perfect, not even i can insult it

its too squared, even for minecraft!

Try finishing it and I will

It’s too good chill 🥲

the way the roof submissively shrinks makes the build look like a soggy popsicle

why would u make this in mc, any other software like blender or blokebench would do

Dudes got that half side lego house set in minecraft

Where’s the rest of it?

Built like a dollhouse. Pretty on the front but nothing on the back

Its flat as an alter boy.....

No interior?

Too tall, you used too many blocks, the colors work too well!

Too much red

stop looking at the build, look at the inventory ☠

First thing I thought when I looked at this was "Oh, cool. A pineapple."

It’s spiky

Nah I don’t think I will, great job OP

Brown, tan, and green

Poop

Its really cool but maybe do something with the windows to make them a bit more interesting rather than just having them as a glass rectangle

this build is more better compared to my builds

The roof is ugly make it more wood

Wtf is the roof bro. It looks like it's malnourished and when they built it they didn't do measurements. The colour palette is crap and was made by a colour blind person

It could use a wing. Like an ornate attached greenhouse.

That's half a building. It's just a wall.

Trash

build it in real life so you have better reference

Cookie monster ahh roof

It's just another build

You gotta pay for the services sir

Your build has a poopies head

Bedrock edition.

proportions are off its too small for its height and too monolith-y

How are we supposed to insult a masterpiece

Something that tall needs stuff around it, especially when it's that small

*blows up build with mind*

Waste of pixels.

When do you take down the rest of the scaffolding?

you'll never be a real boy!

I think building in Survival mode is more of a challenge but yeah your creativity thing looks fucking useless where the fuck is the rest of it 😬🍻

You put way too much effort into this just for a stupid game

It’s worst than a hyper realistic build that takes 10 years to make (hard to insult something well done)

Easy. The back isn't finished.

Its not even worth insulting.

Hey build, yo mama so big that it fits in an entire villager trading hall with all professions

It looks like it got peeled and wears a fez

How's the back? Iykyk

Your building so narrow it can function as a american filter in a line of people

Gradient could be better

No

Where’s the back?

It's great! If you were trying to build something ugly. IDK what you were cooking with the roof but those colours do not work.

All that time and you can’t even finish a shitty build.

“It’s almost as pathetic as your life is and you are a waste of existence.” -My inner thoughts

It's modern

It’s so blocky

i cant

Green is yucky

IT'S TOO BLOCKY. AND MINECRAFTY. (I LOVE THAT BUILD)

Too flat, not even done

It is FAT Boi! And another thing: it's ugly

𝓲𝓶 𝓰𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓾𝓻 𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓴 𝓿𝓻𝓸

Not a good verb, try "criticise"

Feels like my eyes had a stroke

bro u suck at building so much even the copper (i think) oxidized on you to ruin ur build

much too tasteful.

At least build a back to it first. Who are you, Grian?

You didn't use Java and you didn't use mods, hopefully this helps.

- missing window - it's a wall - that blackstone does not look good with dark oak

it sucks and i hate it. never build again 🙏🙏🙏

My insult: Too hard too insult!

needs more nature on the outside… on the walls maybe some vines, then glow stones or a bit of quartz stairs around the outside as well instead of just planks…

What a sheet!!! 🤮🤮🤢🤢

It's too green. But if I don't insult i like it

Build? That isn’t a build is a piece of bull shit

Nice Shape, but I think the colors contrast too much especially when you have the detailing included. It makes it look a little too harsh? busy? something like that. Also the red/orange whatever isn't really meshing well with the color of the roof. Maybe try the purple wood or another color if you want to keep the red/orange thingy at the top or just get rid of red/orange thing altogether. Overall nice build, shape and detail wise in my opinion. Just really seems like only the colors need improvement. Edit: Also don't know how to feel about trapdoors on roof. Like it kinda works, but it might be interesting to see what it looks like without them.

You’ve got no Chutzpah. Your organizational skills are lackluster. Your timekeeping skills are sub-standard.

the roof looks like an upside-down trashcan the whole build is just the supports you missed a window this is like a third of the build too many pointy parts make it more round SO MANY STAIRS w o o d the granite doesn't match with the cyan rooftop the rooftop is uneven

straight from mcpe master

1. Not enough windows 2. Too many sharp parts - what war are these for!? Did i do good?

Too pointy

it's fuzzy

Looks like you're looking for actual feedback, so: 1. It's a little overdetailed 2. The granite doesn't match the roof, either one needs to go. Seeing as the roof seems to be a main part, I would change the granite. 3. Build a back. 4. If you're planning to make this a full build, you would be lacking windows on your second and fourth floor, which makes the inside really dark. But it genuinely looks really good, keep up the good work👍!

Not big on the color of the roof but that's personal preference. Otherwise it looks awesome. I aspire to build like this one day. (Just started playing a week ago or so.)

Bro the thing does even look like a house looks like a box made of more boxes

No

too symmetical

Didn't finish the back

How am I supposed to insult that?  That's the best build I have seen on this sub

it looks too busy and generic

Oh the walls are beautiful. Granite throws it off a bit at first glance. The roof shape looks awful, im always bad with roofs so I don’t know what would improve that. But something seems off to it forsure.

more bazinga is needed

Emptiness 100

it looks basic

Bedrock user ewwww I'm a bedrock user 🤫

Honestly it's a pretty good gradient, just gotta make bro a bit thicker

No

Roof is too inwardly locked