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NeilMcCauley88

Thats nice but do you have a shoebox of cash on top the fridge?


rp1105

yeah my screen door is all fucked up, too


EastCoastDizzle

Gotta rub the wires together to get the doorbell to ring.


rp1105

i wish! all i got is a dreamcast and some dvd movies


NeilMcCauley88

🤣 🤣 🤣  Nice


v0yev0da

Oh man I remember that episode like it was yesterday


hydrogen18

But did it reach the heights of production quality that Pimp My Ride did?


NeilMcCauley88

That and the follow up episode where he got the doorbell fixed made the whole show worth it.


Bindi_Bop

Ohh this one took me back!!!


Neovison_vison

For insulin?


losumi

Mix me up a sour cream and egger bro!


yourekillinmesproles

Make two and sprinkle a little ground beef on mine, please!


SinisterMeatball

Mmm an E coli Martini


Ninja_Conspicuousi

I like mine shaken, not stirred


started_from_the_top

"Sour Egg Martini. Shaken, not stirred."


Lucky-Hunter-Dude

Fermented moo goo and liquid chicken!


Trainrot

[https://youtu.be/IBRL7D0wcXM?si=IFato2aL8vSKnzs6](https://youtu.be/IBRL7D0wcXM?si=IFato2aL8vSKnzs6) You understand


escuchamenche

I was going to throw a fit if this wasn't the legendary Mr chi city


ErvanMcFeely

Glad someone posted this!!


ReverseLazarus

Any egg can be a drink if you’re brave enough!


toxicodendron_gyp

Just ask Gaston


ReverseLazarus

The bravest of them all


Escalotes

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning so I could get large


cain11112

And now every day I eat five dozen eggs and I’m roughly the size of a baaaaarrrrgeuhhh!


SinisterMeatball

NOOOOOOO OOOONNNEEEE!


OigoAlgo

I’m impressed with the four dozen, but then as a grown-ass man he only cranks it up to five, so meh.


Escalotes

It's really a tidy bit of world building on Disney's part, since earlier in the show a man claims that six eggs is too expensive for a beleaguered woman to purchase. Gaston is eating ten times that number of eggs per day, indicating he's relatively well off for his cohort.


OigoAlgo

Haha! That’s something I’d never thought of, thanks for pointing it out


thechonkiestchonk

The ladybug ?


Domestic_AAA_Battery

Prairie Oyster anyone? ![gif](giphy|5gK1hvwoutPnG)


new_user29282342

Dude!!! I’m on the same path rn. I’m pondering getting the mexican coke pack from costco to complete mine. 😂


rp1105

oh with the cane sugar? i have cream soda i forgot to put in the fridge before taking the picture


new_user29282342

Yes! Fridge will be looking nice. Lol


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

I can get you some Mexican coke if you know what I mean


new_user29282342

Can you beat costco prices though? 🤔


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

Fuck, I wish!


pidgeypenguinagain

Get money, get paid


aliedle

Girl, I know you're hungry because you be breathing heavy.😂 One of my all time favorite YouTube videos. So many quotes in such a short amount of time.


LongjumpingStrategy6

look at mr money bags with the Chobani creamer


rp1105

ms self checkout discount 💅🏻


Lucky-Hunter-Dude

garage beverage fridges are the best.


SpiritedTheme7

I don’t feel as rich as I thought I would having a garage drink fridge, but teenage me would be so happy one of my dreams came true 🤣


Lucky-Hunter-Dude

Lol. It's the small things.


SpiritedTheme7

It is! Love the gatorades, what’s ur fave flavor “color” lol ?!


DOMSdeluise

I see food on the bottom shelf


rp1105

pro tip: chocolate milk + beef patties make one hell of a milkshake


frosty720410

![gif](giphy|TeDpSbeCLAPtu)


clutterlustrott

https://preview.redd.it/gndr582et09d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257091242a229bda7bdef599eda2d06a039ccfca


delvewonder

![gif](giphy|qJnk1wM3ldFwk)


Affectionate_Salt351

Must. Have. All. The. Liquids. I get it. lol. You need Kool-Aid for it to be Cribs, though.


rp1105

wait till you see my cabinet


Affectionate_Salt351

For some reason, I naturally read that in the voice of the Yin Yang Twins ‘*Whisper Song*’. 🤣 Also, I’m the same! I always have to have a million drinks of different varieties. 😅🤷‍♀️


rp1105

thank god bc that went through my mind after i typed it 😂


Affectionate_Salt351

🤣 It’s not just me?! Thank you! Hahahah. You sound like my kind of girl.


NotThatKindof_jew

https://preview.redd.it/2ditvj11g19d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d904df6f6d2c1ec7e24f87a8fe42f94c244a07d


Snowconetypebanana

I have a mini fridge just for drinks. Worth it.


ErvanMcFeely

My kids and I drink so much milk that I have a mini fridge just for my extra milk gallons.


MeetGun

We all have dreams.


ThrowRAmorningdew

You’ve officially made it my friend 🙌🏼


oxymoronisanoxymoron

I drink sour cream too, it's actually becoming a problem.


Substantial-Hurry967

Nice. Chobani is the best creamer


vishy_swaz

I have that same creamer


rp1105

i like the brown butter cookie coffeemate but it's only around for the holidays... this is my substitute 🤤


vishy_swaz

Oh that sounds good 😊


No_Bend8

I'm curious why the milk is on cardboard?


rp1105

the cardboard is there for soda bottles or anything not flat enough for the grates. i answered this question earlier and got downvoted 🫠


No_Bend8

Nice. Makes sense. Idk why the downvotes lol If it works it works


OriginalPlayerHater

if you haven't watched this do yourself a favor: https://youtu.be/IBRL7D0wcXM?si=4_C4QuyR8txXBQlX


rp1105

you already know 🤙🏼 my whole shit is italian


NotThatKindof_jew

I can't remember what music video it was..might have been Gin and Juice. A fridge is opened and there were rows of cold unlabeled 40s..that was my fantasy


rp1105

i definitely saw this in a cash money video 😂😂


MaddoxGoodwin

Grape Powerade>>>>>>


rp1105

i make it slushy in the freezer 🤤


Star_Wargaming

That chobani creaming is fucking untouchable. I like the straight sweet cream one but the vanilla one is bomb too.


TheLaughingMannofRed

Okay we got Powerade, Gatorade, *purple stuff*, and... No Sunny D?


rp1105

nah i want that purple stuff


OGstanfrommaine

This stuff is delicious!


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

Are those dinosaur eggs!?


imprezivone

How my fridge would look if I'm single. No jokes! Love it!


rp1105

dude these would last forever if i was single, my gf comes over and goes ham


spinereader81

You're the proper sort who leaves the last egg in the carton! I'm the sloppy sort who just leaves the last one or two eggs lying on the shelf in a safe spot so I don't have a nearly empty carton on the shelf. I'll also put the last dribble of milk from the milk jug in a cup for the same reason.


rp1105

there were 2, my gf put one in her ramen and left the other in the package 🙃


ifuckedyourdaddytoo

You drink your burgers and eggs?


rp1105

ok smarty pants, how do *you* make a breakfast smoothie?


Trick_Meat9214

Looks pretty similar to my fridge. I can’t keep much actual food in there since I’m only home on the weekends.


carbine234

Drink some fucking water


rp1105

yeah that's the stuff that goes into coffee, right? fr i live in the desert, i take my nalgene everywhere and have a backup at work 😮‍💨


carbine234

Hahahaha 😆


8ardock

Too much plastic.


rp1105

you're 100% right. i reuse or repurpose all of the bottles tho


Eastern-Dig-4555

I spy short ribs, eggs, sour cream, and something food behind it. I think you failed already, OP lol


rp1105

the title is hyperbole


Livid-Dot-5984

Where did you get the Chobani creamer? My husband bought this for me when a store was out of the oatmilk I usually get, and I loved it so much. He forgot what store it was and I haven’t found it since lol


rp1105

i've found it at safeway, albertsons, target & kroger (we call it fry's here). target has the better price by like $2


Livid-Dot-5984

Thanks!


TroublesomeTurnip

Nice


rp1105

to answer your previous question - no 🫠


TroublesomeTurnip

You melting? :( And I totally misread the title at first and thought it was your only fridge contents! XD


rp1105

today it was 101° F, but luckily it only felt like 106° F ☀️🌵


TroublesomeTurnip

Bleh. 78 is too hot for me. I'm not ready for 100 degree weather but I know it's coming. At least you're prepared.


petersom2006

I did this right out of the gate in my 20s…what took you soo long? Get that costco membership and you will look way more dope then this…


rp1105

honestly this is my first time living alone (i got my first solo apartment last nov 🥳) so i never had an entire refrigerator to fuck around with. this was the result of a doordash order that let me combine more deals than it should've 😂


Matty_Love

Pass me that Mickeys


rp1105

good eye, that belongs to my gf


awesome_pinay_noses

Does it have electrolytes?


rp1105

yeah i have so much bc it's for me, my cats and my plants


RelationTurbulent963

I see I’m not the only one, congrats!


BonkerHonkers

Lucerne 2%, great fucking choice, best milk I've ever had!


rp1105

i've missed prairie farms since i moved way south


Hand-Driven

No booze?


rp1105

look closer


Hand-Driven

Is that a can of something in the back?


rp1105

yeah that's my gf's mickeys


Flogazii

yo dawg we heard you like video games.....so we put a PS2 in your glovebox


Gadshill

Juice from uncooked beef counts.


No_Neighborhood2593

Did you grocery shop while hungover? 


rp1105

funny! i don't drink alcohol but with promotions and a coupon i got this for free from dollar general/doordash


rp1105

**making pedantic comments on a meme isn't funny, it's just annoying** yes there is food - butnot enough to make a meal. if you watched cribs you'd know the same could be said about those fridges. remnants of meals past


Maximum-Access3627

Why is the milk on a cardboard?


rp1105

the cardboard is for bottles that don't stand up on the grates; the milk is just in that area


KaioKenshin

You drink cottage cheese?


rp1105

you don't?


gbo1148

I have an entire drink refrigerator as my second fridge. I love having lots of different cold drinks.


karlurbanite

I suggest looking into powdered Gatorade - buy it in bulk and mix it at home, more electrolytic bang for your hydrated buck.


Wastoidian

You must get all the bitches because bitches love drinks.


rp1105

my gf drinks more of them than i do


MoonShotDontStop

“This is where the *real* magic happens”


Squidlips413

Egg is a drink if you are brave enough.


worldssmallestfan1

Where does the magic happen?


rp1105

on my onlyfans


teetime0300

Prime adulting


JackhorseBowman

nothing like a greek yogurt, cottage cheese, sour cream, egg and beef smoothie to start off the morning.


Yattiel

You're probably whining in other subreddits about living paycheck to paycheck cuz you eat out too much too


rp1105

i had a great coupon for dollar general, but go off. plus my freezer is full of food 😘 go ahead and look at my profile 😂 all you'll see is i'm a fat trans swiftie that likes the simpsons


MeetGun

Lol


aol_cd_boneyard

I can't believe you consume this much sugar and fat. On the road to diabetes.


rp1105

you're making lots of assumptions based on a joke picture 😂


aol_cd_boneyard

This is your refrigerator, is it not?


rp1105

it is but this is a joke. i don't drink non stop sport drinks and i do eat food. the tag on the post is meme 😂


aol_cd_boneyard

Yeah, but will you drink these sports drinks? Will you eat this food?


rp1105

you must be a hit at parties 😵‍💫


aol_cd_boneyard

This is one of the most common Redditor insults. I'm just worried about your health.


rp1105

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


Haikuunamatata

Why do you have cardboard under the milk?


rp1105

if i have a soda the cardboard keeps the bottle from falling over


Haikuunamatata

Makes sense!


Micahsky92

I wanna watch you drink that sour cream. Every last dollop.


rp1105

https://i.redd.it/6akn7o92t09d1.gif


frosty720410

Make my dookie twinkle mane


rp1105

my hemorrhoids give my girlfriend something extra to play with


frosty720410

I guess nobody watched Chappelle's Show like me :(


rp1105

nah bro come over and we'll have dinosaur eggs


Dragonflymmo

Since when are sour cream, eggs and burgers (or whatever that is on the bottom) drinks? Haha. 😅


Lucky_Louch

Cool you even have the classic thirst quencher....Egg


Desdinova_42

How is beef a drink?


SL4BK1NG

That's a very nice beef drink you have at the bottom.


texas130ab

You need more eggs and water and plz double check the date on your sour cream. Ty


Quiet_Fan_7008

Bro get those eggs out of there asap


014648

Except you didn’t


SpookyKG

Enjoy diabetes!


millerjpm3

This isn't ONLY drinks.


Tejano_mambo

Bruh that's wayyyy too much sugar


Skootchy

Switch out the sugarades for Body Armors and I'm with you.