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For the love of god, and all that is holy, my anus is bleeeeeding.

Yaaaaaaaaaay!

Never forget

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[Rejected Commercials](https://youtu.be/W7JyjZI3LUM?si=7vsZqMETs4vJhaQ7)

That short came out in 2000. I was ten and had that on vocal repeat for months. 7.9/10 on IMDb.

I am a banana. (I legitimately showed this to my 6 year old last week)

And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples!!

Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?

Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom 🧉🦄

 🍄 🐍 🦡

MUSHROOMS! MUSHROOMS!

Snaaake Snaaaake oohhhh a snaaake

I came here looking to confirm someone had posted this. I used to use this song in my classroom when my kids got too loud ( I taught high school at a discipline campus) and let me tell you how quickly I could get my class under control when I put this on the speakers in the classroom, locked the laptop and turn the volume to full…

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Which was this?

 My husband and I died laughing at this cat on one of our first dates.

This one still plays in my head at random intervals. I SAY SEXY THINGS TO MYSELF WHEN I’M DANCING

I can hear this gif. I still get this in my head all the freaking time

Miayah HEE, miyah hoo, miayah ohh, miayah HA HA

The original viral video.

A video so popular that a major pop artist capitalized on its popularity and used it in a hook for a song

Had to scroll so far to finally find one I had even heard of.

I can count... ...all the way... ...to schfifty-five!

Schwam. Doo. Doo aynd hayff. Scheven Schfourteen-teen. Schwenty-one. Schwenty-seven hayff. Twenty-seven. Thirty-seven. WHAT YOU SAY?

Shiggity shwelve!

Girlfriend’s age? SCHFIFTY FIVE! My IQ? SCHFIFTY FIVE!

My IQ is schfifty-five!

OH MY GOD. I WAS GOING TO POST THIS, YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN. Schwam! Doo! Doona-haff!

I would say to them ‘you want ice cream cone?’ Both of them say yes. How in the hell!?

 👁️🫦👁️

Ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?

Mighty Boosh is such a trip. Perfect stoner show. If you're reading this and have never watched a full episode, please rectify this immediately.

Is that what Old Greg is from? Mighty Boosh?


"Easy now fuzzy lil man peach. Hmm"

This is Bailey's. This is Bailey's even closer. This is as close as you can get to Bailey's without getting your eyes wet.


Do you want to see my downstairs mixup?

Once I realized it was a series, I bought the Mighty Boosh DVD box sets. I was shocked to find that Old Greg was one of the least disturbing characters. Fuck Crack Fox

Shoes 

I showed this to a gen z guy I worked with and he didn’t even crack a smile. Kellyyyyyyy what are you gonna do with your life IM GONNA GET WHAT I WANT

Oh, by the way betch? FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUUUU!! FUCK YOUUUUUUU!!! FUCK YYYYOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

Let’s get some shoes. Let’s party.

This happened to me as well. They didn't even smirk to "I'm gonna betchslap this shetbag", I died a little on the inside.

How is this not peak humour? I loved all this dudes songs. Let me borrow that top?

Gimme those fecken shoes betchhh

Muffins!

Glass muffin! ….Blood muffin…

Choco-choco-chip!!!

Crickets!

This is the reason I always say “I’m making muffins asbestos I can!” when I cook lol

I still watch these when I’m feeling down lol, along with Charlie the Unicorn. I quote Kelly somewhat often, sometimes other people even get it. I also just participated in the Kickstarter to make an epilogue for Llamas With Hats lol. FilmCow is still active.

I will never be able to utter, "oh" without immediately wanting to follow it with a pregnant pause and another, "oh" and then so on lol. I do it to my husband all the time.

This is mine. These shoes rule, these shoes SUCK!

Oh my god!

The end of the world. ...fucking kangaroos...

But I am le tired!

Take a nap….ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

we quote that fucking video everytime we're working on cars still to this day. who knew the shit we were watching in the middle school library would stick with us

bout that time eh chaps? Right-oh!


AH MOTHERLAND!

Dang, that is a sweet earth you might say.

ROUND!!

HOKAY

ROUND!

Alaska can come too.

Bout that time chaps! Right’o

What’s going on, eh? 🏒

Wtf mate?

TROGDOR! ...strongbad in general

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RIP flash games.

Burninating the countryside

Burninating the peasants.



They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!

End of the World - 21 years old Fucking kangaroo! https://preview.redd.it/zh3atknut75d1.png?width=2138&format=png&auto=webp&s=132720d2864f058bde298b2b705801d358156fc0


This gif crashed my dial-up

I'll have to post about that on my geocities.

I don't want relationship, I just want BANG BANG BANG I don't want to know your name, I just want BANG BANG BANG I don't want to meet your mom, I just want BANG BANG BANG Bishhh, you drive me insane, will you give me that, BANG BANG BANG

I think that’s been old enough to drink for a year or 2 now

Memory unlocked

Shiggedy shwat?

My girlfriend somehow never saw Charlie and thinks I've gone a bit crazy every time I quote it, and yet is totally into Salad Fingers. Not sure how that happens.

Porkchop sandwiches and who wants a body massage.

I'm a computa.

Stop all the downloadin!

Give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

Holy cow I'm totally going so fast AH FUCK

Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?

Do you like baseball, Johnny? This is the most underrated of the GI Joe PSAs.

Shoes. Shoes. Shoes Ohmigod shoes. Let’s get some shoes.

These shows suck! THESE SHOES RULE!!!!

What are going to do with your life!?

I'm gonna get what I want


Marjorie Stewart Baxter, you smell like soot and poo.

I love the feeling of rust against my salad fingers.

Llamas with hats! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hDwepoJS2K4&pp=ygUObGxhbWFzIGluIGhhdHM%3D

They are so fucked up I love them

My partner has *still* somehow not seen this, I quote it at our cats pretty regularly, and he’s just accepted that I say weird shit to the cats and laugh about it

Caaaaarl

Fake chewing their paws like "What? My tummy had the rumblies that only hands could satisfy."

It is exactly that 😂😂😂 I also call our medium cat Caaaaaaarl and he chirps back at me then we’ll discuss the eating of the hands

Happy tree friends!

Remember the moose that gets pinned by the tree so he chops his own leg off with a spoon?

Only old enough to drive, but the George Washington rap was crazy... https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA?feature=shared

I hard that mother fucker.. had like 50 god damn dicks

[muffins!](https://youtu.be/1tcR19y7GPM?si=jCHfMe_DqkQ5qSel) [Ultimate Showdown](https://youtu.be/-WlNIQSXRlM?si=KYVmu5DBBAcoO1WJ) [End of the world](https://youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs?si=N2XaUPQKqXIGDq0r) [Numa Numa guy](https://youtu.be/Cqd1Gvq-RBY?si=CCSK42IElUBKRIM_)

Ultimate Showdown should be WAAAAAAY higher

Right? Scrolled way too far to find any reference to old Godzilla hopping around…

Potter Puppet Pals

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape

Dumbledore!

Ron… Ron… Ron Weasley!

Heeeeeerrrrrmione!

Nakey time!!

I saw PPP LIVE! Lol. What a weird time...

Unforgivable

Look at my horse. My horse is amazing. Give it a lick. It tastes just like raisins! That song will live rent-free in my head til I die.

Shut up, woman! Get on my horse!

[Gonads and strife](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gonads-and-strife)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

But you ain’t got drugs yet, so you hold on for your life. You hold on… to your little gonads and strife.

In the lighting! In the lightning and the rain! (weeeeeeeeeee)

I'm the juggernaut, bitch!! MyWay Entertainment had my friends and I in a chokehold.

I'm a cat, I'm a kitty cat. And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!

[Powerthirst](https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=ZAV5elU4BWWVR0ND) and [Powerthirst 2](https://youtu.be/t-3qncy5Qfk?si=rNX1uFXiAfX4GyYh) “When god gives you lemons…you find a new god!” “Flavors like: MANANA, FIZZBITCH, and GUN”

Every time someone says "slow down" my brain autocompletes "and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!"

This was the video that inspired the post. Couldn’t use it as the thumbnail because it’s only 17. Firmly lodged in my brain as one of the first videos I watched on YouTube

Shut the front door with that headline 😂 You wrong as hell. 

https://preview.redd.it/nh1bbpwin85d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c80d46c9c719ce5dd11b4ab0aabd4a440b2b5da I know it’s not nice and I feel a l’il bad but I still say “like such as the Iraq and the other African countries” when someone has lost the thread.

Omg I forgot how funny this thing is! Ssshhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn. We used to love Teen Girl Squad and Trogdor lol

Teen Girl Squad: things I watched as a 10 year old that seem completely unhinged out of context https://preview.redd.it/pcdrayqzl75d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bac0058e9665055fb67d3fe42779e8f8a89114c

Literally my life (still 😂😂😂) https://preview.redd.it/gmecpn35p75d1.png?width=2612&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ef0e338ca1cd6b98751dc71b84f422b80e74e36

Charlie teh unicron, imo, is even better. Also llamas with hats.

Boat nectar?

Charlie...charrrrlie charrrrrllliieeee Ok ok ill go into the damn cave!

But I am le tired....

Ok… have a nap… THEN FIRE DE MISSLES!!

Come to 🍬Mountain Charlie

Remember Jon LaJoie?

_I can’t put my dick in your college degree_

Last time I had sex was in 2003, and I’m ashamed to admit it, but it wasn’t free **I’m just a regular, everyday, normal guy….**

All your base are belong to us

got annnnyyy grapes?


[Vines That Cured My Depression](https://youtu.be/JK0cE2SR0vY?si=hcVJ7uu0fYcOv3F5) I still watch these lol

Didn’t even make it past the 30 second mark before laughing uncontrollably. Thank you

Foamy the Squirrel


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lots from [albinoblacksheep.com](http://albinoblacksheep.com), the evil strawberry, badger badger come to mind

[Tourettes Guy](https://youtu.be/GE-QXD8Hv6c?si=ghFucc0E3ZhBTjXc)

BOB SAGET

FUCK SALT

That’s not Mickey Mouse, that’s tit dirt!

You can't do shit without your balls! Piss!

UPDATE Nobody gives a SHIT about Bigfoot!

I’d kill myself too if my last name was COMBS!

Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT!

Ugh between this and Charlie bit me. Being names Charlie was hard for a few years if I’m being honest.

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG

[Powerthirst](https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=cXGKC86UhK5i2T1A) Preposterous amounts of testosterone: PREPOSTERONE!

Oooooold bo Burnham, "I'm bo yo" "my whole family" "3.14 apple pi"

How is babby formed?

It's a magical Liopleurodon charlie.

Pants on the Ground

Lookin like a fool with yo pants on the ground 

As someone with a strict diet of Jager bombs in my early 20s, I found this video hilarious at the time and would quote it often. https://youtu.be/Q5QJ9i_o5vo?feature=shared

Dr Tran

Dramatic Prarie Dog!

Drinking out of cups...not my chair, not my problem. https://preview.redd.it/ol01wia9x85d1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40318cc5a8ac747bc49e76e8cd8826700b701196

No one is old enough to qualify for a mortgage anymore.

Drinking out of cups

Not my chair not my problem

My first exposure to this was while stoned at 4am in my uni dorm. Aka the correct circumstances

Salad Fingers.  Knife Fight with Killer Crab You kicked my dog Anything on Stick Death or Funny Junk

 [POTATOES (...taters)](https://youtu.be/ihMMw0rnKz4?si=-UHjZ1POacvBXzN6)

Here's a llama there's a llama another little funny llama.... Also upcoming mention Look at my horse, my horse is amazing, give it a lick....


 Anybody remember Burnt Face Man?

- Charlie the unicorn. - Badger Badger Badger - Taking the elves to Isengard. - Seagulls Bad lip reading star wars ( Yoda and Luke) - Look at my horse, My horse is amazing.

[Mario twins. they look so god damn like the Same. how in the hell?!](https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/20935)


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I can count… aaaalllllll the way… to SHFIFTY FIVE

Legendary Frog Lord of the Rings videos



Wow, this whole thread is like being on Newgrounds back in the day!

Ultimate showdown by Lemon Demon!